Kristi Noem VS Puppies 

"Free nights and weekends," yo... 😆

Ayo what you doing uploading on a Wednesday? Not that I'm complaining

Have your mom explain landlines to you.

I remember after 5PM texts and calls were free. After 7PM laundry was half priced too. I miss the late 90's and early 2000's.

That set was 🔥 Josh! I’d forgotten about the minutes😂.

She also lacks an emotional connection to mercy.

Jfc I didn’t know there were horses too! Do you know her “reasons” for them? If my pets were dying and suffering I still couldn’t kill them myself. The vet has always done it but I’m there holding my fur baby. They will never die with just a stranger. I’m guessing the horses were older and she couldn’t make money off of them. She shouldn’t be allowed to have animals. The laws need to be stronger. So much stronger.

@@phoenixgirl70. She probably shoots things when she gets mad and has a temper tantrum.

@@ljashley5407 Her kid(s) probably wear Kevlar vests under their clothes. When my past cats or dogs got sick and there was nothing else to try I could never kill them myself in a million years. (And I have a terminal illness and am so grateful my country will let me decide when to die and not just suffer.) The vet has always done it while I hold my fur baby. They’re never alone. But I could never do it let alone shoot them. And it was her own sloppy, careless, preventable fault. I’m sure Trump thought she was great.

Shows emotional disconnection...

100%

I was thinking it. He said it 😂

I just came here to make similar comment. 🤣🤣🤣

@@BELLABARBIE420 : When you think about it, that's exactly what all governments do to all of humanity.

I was reading this as I heard it! 😂💀 correct, sir.

Wow, what a good insight, hadn’t thought of that.

"You'd better get ahead of the story, mom."

Justice for Cricket

Her political opponents better merchandise "Justice for Cricket" or they're leaving money on the table.

YES!

Except she didn't train the puppy, and actually people should have such dogs bred specifically for hunting birds, trained by a professional, or someone who knows how. Also, I just read she shot her horses too, and am curious if the reasons for that were also clearly over her own mistakes.

She failed to train the puppy. She shot the goat for being an intact male. She failed to neuter him and shot him for smelling like a goat. The THREE HORSES she shot makes no sense either!

I think I read the puppy was a little over a year old. She took her on a hunting trip thinking an untrained baby would somehow get trained in an exciting, over-stimulating situation like that. Then took her around some chickens without supervising her. Besides some severe emotional and moral deficits, this woman either lacks foresight and an understanding of cause and effect to an astounding degree, or she just likes to set up terrible situations where she can respond with something even more terrible, and pretend to be justified.

@@HereForTheCatContentI think it may be a combination of both

“Untrainable” weird phrase to use against an animal one didn’t bother attempting to train!

And truth in advertising 🤣

Oh my lord 😂

Are you fucking kidding me Wow

😂😂 no wayyy hahaha I shouldn’t laugh but holy crow! Nobody… Nobody saw the problem with that beforehand? It doesn’t inspire confidence that’s for sure. Yikes.

I remember that! Maybe … John Oliver did a bit on it ?? I saw it on a late night show for sure.

There's a young man serving 25 to life for defending himself against a police dog that was ATTACKING him... 🤬🤬🤬

She wasn't just banned over the dog. They banned her for making public statements that she believes that drug cartels are using the reservations for drug & human trafficking. Her original bans came when she disagreed with the covid policies to enter a rez.

It could very well be both.

It's not because of her political stances. It's because she said they're crime ridden, and in cahoots with the Mexican Cartels Boogeyman. Then "offered to help" in a very condescending patronizing way. So they've said she isn't allowed on their sovereign nation until she makes a proper apology.

@@M0053yfate that is part of her political stances.

R.I.P. to the puppy and goat 🕊️

Yeah that's so crazy 😂😂 I fking died laughing

and it was because the goat was flithy, meaning she neglected the goat, she killed 3 Old Horses on the same day which I think she did to prevent the ASPCA from getting her aressted.

She also shot 2 od her horses 🐎 she's evil 😮

Also, don't forget. She shot the goat. It didn't do the job. So, the goat suffered in pain while she went to get another bullet.

“Wait til the weekend!”

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😔

lol, it’s funny right now but it was frustrating back then when people were wasting time on call..

I remember my friend getting her phone bill. It was in a box because her son was texting one-word texts to his friends. Her bill was close to $1,000 for one month.

Wall of text is overwhelming for me. I prefer a few texts broken down 😂

😅😅😅😅😅 my 20 something kids hate that! Mom u still there?…!

Long SMS would be counted as multiple ones, though?

@@esmeltorlath If it went over the character limit, yeah. Fun memories of running out of characters just before finishing a sentence, and having to go back over the whole text and try to figure out words to cut or shorten... 😄

Gotta do paragraph breaks if I can.

😮😮😮😮😮 omgoodness for real ? I'm not trying to be ignorant by any means. I'm just not in to politics

I got a broken ass murder dog full grown almost 10 years later my nerves are gone and I'll have an ulcer soon because I still have my precious big ass psycho. she's still a total nightmare but so well trained nobody believes me until she tries to eat their dog that I told them to keep away 😮‍💨 murdering an actual puppy is so insane to me. I literally can't believe it and I have to believe she actually made it up to appeal to maga and she's just a moron 🤯 I seriously can't believe it

She didn't think it was normal, she thought it was noble. She said it showed she could make tough decisions but it really showed she's impatient and bad with both animals (she also killed three horses around the time the book was released) and guns (despite the close range and the fact she only brought one bullet, her first shot only seriously injured the goat.)

In her mind, she can do what she wants with her property, and that includes her animals.

​@sunsetskies83 glad someone covered the whole story, also didn't she say she killed the dog cause it wasn't doing the job she wanted it to, and you gotta pull your own weight on the farm?

I just cannot comprehend the magnitude of idiocy.

Im sorry, WHAT

Going to go google "Did Kristi Noem's father pretend to be a bear"

Wait, she's the one who bragged her 2 year old grandbaby already had guns? Hooboy and tfg was gonna pick her as his VP? Did his advisory team not realize most gun owner voters are not insane?

@@jahliafinney707 and what’s the best insane detail you can add following the trip around Google? With that level of hillbilly silliness, there has to be more to it that I just don’t even remember🤣

So good 😂😂😂

I encountered your comment just as Josh was saying it. Timing is _everything._

This is so exciting, I totally remember the good ol' days of 2005-2010 (roughly) when my plan had unlimited calls AFTER 6PM and on weekends. Awwww! And calling anywhere while on vacation abroad was never done, not even in 2013, because it would cost an arm and a leg.

Vanity Fair says she's recently admitted to sh00ting one of the horses.

And then justifies it all by somehow linking it to killing her horse. I don’t get it.

It's actually worse than that. She killed them both over her own mistakes. The puppy because it was a hunting dog she didn't have the sense to train, and she was the one who let it out of her vehicle at her neighbors where the chickens run loose. And the goat because it was stinky. Goats are stinky, hunting dogs require training. It's all 100% on her own inept and or apathetic decisions and the violence prone nature of the Q-ult.

She's a Psychopath for sure! You're right. Major owes her!😂😂😂😂Love you Josh! ❤😂😂

Idk about her parents but someone should definitely be checking in on her poor children

Facts! I'm always thinking "why do u keep telling me this??"

Lol it’s funny to still see this because I always do a double take like wait nobody does this anymore do they. I guess they have to mention it just in case someone is on an outdated plan?

@@lady2cherishyes lol like do they even offer plans that it would matter for at this point…?

Exactly

Occasionally I see a random cheap plan that has caps on certain features but you have to be blowing up your phone to reach those limits. Even when my plan says I can’t do something like international texting it doesn’t seem to be true because the messages will go through. So it seems weird to have that warning. I’m wondering if people who have emergency phones on very limited plans (usually for low income people or domestic violence victims provided by the government or something) have a need for this… I understand data rates… GoogleFi has a plan where you pay for each additional gig of data after you surpass the threshold but I never ever use up the minimum threshold.

Are you before or after "we're on it"

@@wintertrooper7918 Great question! That happened my first year working there, but I was in HR so I didn't hear about it until I heard coworkers snickering at the news. For those unfamiliar, the Department of Health in SD hired an outside marketing firm to create a catchy slogan for their initiative to tackle the growing meth addiction problem in the cities and reservations. Somehow they decided on "Meth. We're on it." It was ruthlessly clowned on by the media, and was a feature story on Stephen Colbert's show where they photoshopped Mount Rushmore to look like all the presidents had missing teeth and scabs on their faces.

​@@wintertrooper7918Great question! That happened my first year working there, but I was in HR so I didn't hear what happened until I heard coworkers snickering at the news.

@@wintertrooper7918 I have to ask what’s “we’re on it”? Because I’m sure she was “off it” haha pretty bad. I’m hoping it wasn’t something that cost people’s lives?!

@@phoenixgirl70 Nothing that intense lol. The SD Department of Health had hired an outside marketing firm to come up with a slogan for their public initiative to battle the methamphetamine crisis that was plaguing the state's cities and reservations. Somehow, they came up with "Meth: We're On It." It made national news as a hilarious blunder and even got featured on Colbert's show, accompanied with a visual of Mount Rushmore where the Presidential faces looked all strung out with missing teeth and bad skin.

Brilliance, as always 😂

The places he pauses, and the delivery...it's an art

There were a lot of random photos of things though. We actually found a pack of photos the other day that we had not ever opened (I'm not sure why). They are from probably about 13-14 years ago so we had camera phones but they were not what they are now. They were mostly photos of just one of the nights we had a bonfire here which we used to do a lot of weekends. Nothing super special that night, not even a lot of people over (but I've is deceased now so it was a nice surprise to find that because he was in a photo). Anyway, there were just a few photos of pretty much "nothing". We did used to do that too. Just less often. And there's times I've been happy to have photos of food. Maybe when I've gotten it in a memory I think "oh that's when I visited so and so' or etc etc. And sure we have other photos too but food is special

And you had to wait days to see the results. They didn't always have 1 hour developing back then.

Every picture was carefully thought out. Do I need this??? And the camera told you how many pictures you took already & you were counting down.

I remember before a party or event buying like 3 disposable cameras just to hopefully cover the whole time

I just discovered a huge box full of old photos, and had the realisation that all that film must have cost an absolute fortune!

Everytime

🏆

But you are a cat

Literally like it as soon as it loads and then start sharing it to friends while he is just getting started because I already know it's going to be funny!! That last one though man that shit was hilariooooooooooous!

If you're not also watching it, then you're missing out.

Commented in the first minute of watching, so reading more comments leads me to believe this was said in the set. 🤦🏼‍♀️😬🙈

And there it is at around 4 minutes in. 😂😂😂

Well 3 of them had banned her a while back . . . Then one by one the others said, heck, why didn't we think of this

Brilliant 😂😂

I came in to say "brilliant"... someone beat me!

BEST closing line on any set he’s posted

😹😹😹 that was the best ending ever

I'm a South Dakota citizen and none of us knew shit about that

@@wintertrooper7918 You mean Kristi Noem lied? Shocking! 😂

Well yeah, she thought what she put in the book was a self defense 🤣 she’s a psycho.

Republicans are cool with this behavior. She is them. She represents them.

What gets me is that the book had to go through editing and everything and no one thought "should this chapter really be included"

@@wintertrooper7918the chapter titled “It’s a Bad Day to be a Goat” What a god damned lunatic this creature is.

@@wintertrooper7918 I'm pretty sure every one who read it thought "you know what? F this B**ch "

She would do this to humans too if she thought there wouldn’t be consequences

Lmao

My family did that to me and to make it worse I was driving in Canada. I disputed the hell out of that $400 bill and luckily they pitied/ agreed with me and waved it.

@@chkngrl Oof. I'm glad you got it waived! I don't think there was anything I could have done for mine. I stopped talking to that classmate, tho. 😂

I used to work doing customer care for Sprint Wireless. One of the things that they conveniently forgot to tell people is that your minutes are used if someone calls you, like while your phone is ringing it uses your minutes even if you don't answer, or even if you had your phone powered off. On top of that it also used your minutes if someone left you a voicemail. I had a customer call in one time that had someone harassing them and constantly calling them, so they powered off the phone because they were told by the person that sold it to them that it wouldn't use your minutes that way. Turns out that was a lie. This person called my customer so much and left so many voicemails that they burned through 1,000 minutes and then racked up over $1,000 in overage charges. I of course had to escalate that call because it was beyond what I was allowed to credit. I found out later from the manager that I escalated to that they told the customer that there was nothing they could do about it. Their reasoning for that? Because we offered a free service to block phone numbers from calling your phone, but you had to call us to do it. This just pissed the customer off more because when they asked at the Sprint Store about it, they said there wasn't a way to do that and to just power off the phone.

I was dating a British in the early 2000s and I remember him being stunned that American plans charged _both_ people for the same message/minutes and only then realizing that he was right and wtf Corporations really do go ahead and squeeze as much as possible out of us in this country. Nothing has changed in that sense.

I remember only having homing pigeons!😂 Just kidding!

And if you called after like 10P.M. it better be a crazy emergency. 2A.M. death in the family type thing.

And a Party Line for our house.😊

I remember the school nurse still having a rotary phone in the 90s and having to explain to me multiple times how the heck to use the thing to call mom 😂

Party lines have entered the thread

As someone with a track phone in like 2010, it still blows and was like 50 cents per text message. Like someone better be dying, because I only put twenty dollars on this thing

Real talk. Went from the Motorola that had the button on the side like a walkie-talkie, to the indestructible Nokia, to the Motorola Razr, which was awesome but maxed out at 100 messages. T9 Speech forever!

I had a Nokia….. then nights and weekends became free. IT WAS ON! I was 17.😂

@@Tonyhouse1168T9 FOREVER!!😂

the scramble my friends & i did to switch from a landline 3way to a cellphone 3way call when it hit like 6 or 7 pm on a weeknight. also, i can't believe we used to do group calls??? most people don't even seem to be aware that you can chain multiple 3 way calls together nowadays 🫠

I feel like if that happens, you've basically just lost at life at that point😂

That was a metric of if we're going to be friends or not 😂

It didn’t cost money to receive a message, it only cost money to send a message.

For some plans it was both. So if you were mad at someone you would text them a bunch because you knew it would cost them money and they’d get in trouble with their parents (yes I was a teen then) so one text was “a” then next text was “B”, c. D. e. F….

💀💀​@@kelseygetz2123

Wait so if someone else texted you that’s counted as a minute plus your messages is another minute??? Oh hell no

​@@VV1tch3zNVVulv3zno. Single word texts meant them having to ask more questions or typing more to converse.

Went sent each other short novels for a reason

@kittiikamii my plan at the time counts per text. So basically, whether if it's 1 word or a Stephen King novel, it's counted as 1. My limit was 200 texts a month followed by 15 cents a text. I had friends with unlimited text plans that would purposefully text multiple short texts to me to burn my minutes to a point I blocked their numbers and only unblocked to call them. Thankfully, they never had an emergency because I wouldn't have picked up while their numbers were blocked, haha.

@@ggundercover3681in the US yes both parties paid for everything.

Same here, and that Nokia brick lasted me the better part of a decade before breaking!

@@korganrocks3995 mine is buried deep in a box or drawer somewhere. I'm pretty sure the battery hasn't died yet.

When my husband and I were still dating he would tell me “ you used all my going out money on text so … “ Stopped texting him and watched him text people back with “ you owe me 20 cents “ 😅 and block friends who didn’t pay him back. Glad I stuck it out though cause this man has amazing credit 😂

Loved my Nokia! Not fancy but I wasn't addicted to my phone then so it didn't matter. Old Reliable!

Yeah it still blows my mind that talk, text AND internet is unlimited now. Im getting too old too fast 😅

Ikr I keep thinking he’s way younger than me and I’m only 2 years older

Good luck on your exams

2 or 3 horses!

@@verolawson3898 💔That's it! 🤬 I'm calling The Terminator, The Punisher & The Predator‼️ 😤

Where's dexter when we need him...for so many things?

6 horses . . . Well, she no longer had to feed the dog

Holy shit me too thanks

Same. Good looking out, Chris! Thanks.

Checked and same. Fixed now.

I fixed it right now as well

Wow, that's a whole group of people that actually could use the "remember to like and subscribe" line on every video lol.

140, SMS, get it together.

Remember when it was called Twitter?

​@@weaksause6878It kind of still is. I have yet to see any mention of it without (formerly Twitter) attached

"It still is unless you pay up!" hear this with Elom rubbing hands and grinning!

It’s 5pm HERE but it’s still 3pm THERE

THE TIME DIFFERENCE

Sometimes, I experience a wistful loss when randomly recalling AIM. I only used it on my computer, so the memory doesn't stand out as much as this excellent example 🏅

Oh nooooo 😯😭🙈

Yes! Thanks for pointing that out!

That movie would SLAP right now! All us old heads would remember and be terrified! The new generation would be fascinated and it would be a great addition to the gen z "vintage" trend that's going around. Young kids and teens have house phones on their wall in their room that aren't even plugged in because they want the aesthetic of a 90s movie. A horror movie about the time of limited use cell phones would be a hit!

I know 😂🤣

Yup. Any long distance calls I made to friends who weren't family was marked by dad and I had to pay.

We need to talk about psychopaths among us more often

😂

I use a flip 'burner' phone when I go out, in case I need a taxi. I don't have a smart phone. The yearly cost for unlimited texting/calling both ways is roughly $150. It's easy for me to do this b/c my job is in the building I also reside in, so I understand I'm very lucky I don't need a smart phone.

Allowed??? They're VOTED IN by us. That's the worst part. We're the REAL idiots.

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday 🎉