Man Vs Bear Vs the Internet 

Little Rock, AR

Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦

Providence-please come!

Tampa! Please check us out when you come to Florida. Thanks for the laughs Josh 👍

Cleveland

Gosh, I should have left a 1 star after my mom was assaulted by one of the doctors and he didn't even attend the meeting the hospital chief held with us over the matter...

​@@ShoulderMonster you still could?

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namedrop the hospital please!!!

⭐️*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣One star review for doctors and healthcare in general. Doctors are trained to care for their sense of heroism waaaaaaaaay more than they care for a person, much less a patient. Plenty of doctors are sadists, really good at hiding it, and fiercely protected by boards of medicine - typically a majority of board members are doctors themselves. I watched my dad and my ex go through medical school. People go in as our best and our brightest, they come out changed, hateful, and slightly sociopathic. A lot of them get so confused and covertly defensive when met with a health condition that is unknown. If you can talk them past their bs excuses, you either get their fragility or you get their admission that insurance companies don’t pay for outside the box thinking and so that actually died many decades ago. They can’t outright say to you that Hollywood is misleading and the truth is power brokers in healthcare would rather have you die and go away if your healthcare issues are mysterious. They need you to have one of the ailments they approved for necessary of an MRI machine bc those are so expensive, they cost money unless they are fully booked schedule wise. And don’t get me started on women having to go to male doctors. I had one who kept mentioning his wife to me. I wasn’t into him like that - BECAUSE I WAS SICK. One only one got so defensive and I could see in his eyes he had been deeply abused by some woman in his life. It has to do with how he postured himself slightly away from my breasts, like he was scared of them. And mine are small. And then one with a full board boner throughout two appointments. We were both professionals about it and pretended it wasn’t there. He actually helped my case a little and don’t push drugs on me, where the other two gave me a hard time for refusing their meds. Let’s remember that all those drugs were never tested on females - bc the menstrual cycle makes for messier science. Booooooo. I’m a centrist and I will never vote for nationalized healthcare bc it’s actually nationalized theft of the people. So listen to your body first and do what it says to find comfort - It has had 1 billion years of medical training. It knows how to heal itself while western doctors don’t expect you to get better. Keep going is the only rule. All the other “duties” are propaganda 🙏🏼

As a lifelong Alaskan i can confirm those sayings are accurate.

Is this for bears or serial killers? Seems to apply to both.

CG is great!

Nicely put, love CG.

What means 'get out the ground', I beg you

I think that hes on the daily show as a correspondent, not exactly the same thing, but it is the position most of the late night comedians held before getting their own!

He needs to get a late night talk show where he can do stand-up for 3 minutes at the beginning of every show Monday through Friday.

​@@mister-8658I feel like late night talk show is the retirement plan for comedians. Not the launching point

Same

At this point make him a late night host!

Oh my!😂 do you have a link ? I need to see this!

​@@kimdupont3731 me too

Yeah sis drop the link😂😂😂

😮😯😲

do you have the link?

Yes.

2 stars is in the perfect middle ground between consideration and criticism

Exactly! 1* often are like " This Sushi place didn't serve spaghetti!" Or " That b*** at the counter looked like she was judging me" type of stuff. But 2*? There is a story here. Someone thought about this 😄

Agreed. I always assume 1 stars are almost always intentional vendettas with people trying too hard to be funny. 2 is usually more of where the genuine criticism comes into play.

🎶 This is a message and a caaa-aaalling 😅

Such a promising young bear.

Ah, the "Allen (formerly Brock) Turner" bear

Man, just say rape damnit!

Here are *some* responses I got from my friend after I told him I was assaulted by our mutual friend. "Wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense. Why didn’t you just fight him off? I mean, come on, man. You should have fought harder." "You must have led him on somehow. Did you say something or do something that made him think you were interested?" "Look, if you didn’t want it, you would have stopped it. You must have wanted it on some level." "Man, you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Guys can’t really get raped. Just forget about it and move on." "I’m just being honest. I can’t see ___ doing something like that unless he thought you were into it. Maybe you should just let it go."

@@noway377 @noway377 I’m sorry about what this awful person did to you and the ret traumatization of having someone close to you deny you outright the support you need and deserve. I cannot say that I’ve had the exact same experience as you because everyone’s experiences can be different in distinctive ways but I do relate in a number of ways to your accounts. I wish for you a complete recovery and justice in full ❤

Oh shit, I’ve never heard that slogan. 😳 Very poignant.

Been through both. Didn't enjoy either

​@@susannairisastarte51921 star reviews for both?

Sounds like what I heard of, "she made you a man huh? You should feel proud"

😮​@@karatekoala4270

I am so sorry you were SA. My heart breaks for you. I can't believe he said that to you. R@pe is r@pe. Gender doesn't matter. It's no less traumatic. It was not okay and what you experienced no one should have to. I hope your heart has found comfort and healing. I wish I could give you a hug and say all the right words to bring you comfort. Unless someone has been hurt that way they can't understand what it feels like and the emotional scar it leaves you with. Again I am so sorry. May your life be blessed with peace, healing, self love and strength to overcome all of life's obstacles.

What you mean your abusing yourself with a man hard yeah its supposed to hurt you shouldn't having sex with man anyway

Oh unfortunately we can grow in size due to our trauma…it’s just not healthy on many levels. ❤ I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with the bs as well.

I’m sorry that you had to survive that. I hope you are doing better these days.❤

😢sad that even men wd rather b left alone in the forest with a bear than with a man.

My father was a physicist. 🙄

Oh I didn't catch the "physicist" part so now it's even funnier.

Same! I didn't even think about the right-wrong science of it until Josh said it, just the hypocrisy of this child of an accomplished woman- in motherhood and career- saying stupidity.

​@@mwatson4970I would disagree on motherhood if he turned out like that. However, we never discussed the father so that may change my vuew.

I was awaiting for someone to make this comment cuz he got big from cat fishing the kkk but

Ikr 😂 the refinement since I got put onto him 🤌🤌🤌

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Josh, this acceleration makes me joyful. Embrace the journey; you’ve got nothing to prove❤

This is a great analogy I’m gonna use it

Great example! Yes, it is such a tiring, wearing daily experience to maneuver around potentially dangerous men trying to stay safe. So when I was asked man or bear, I immediately said bear because in all these years, I have never had to prep for bear danger. That's the point. It's the men that have caused me all the biggest traumas and harms in my life, not bears. It's men I plan around when I go out daily (where to park safely, where to walk where wittnesses will be, how polite to be without encouraging harrassment, going farther around danger points etc). It is just CONSTANT risk assessment just for a woman to manuever through this world. It isn't fear per se...it is the wisdom that any prey animal would have as it tries to mind its own business eating in the forrest keeping an eye scanning for the wolf or other predator. For women, what we have to watch out for MOST, is men. Not ALL men, but we don't know which men, so ALL men get "screened/scanned" or risk assessed. Women generally live as prey and think as prey...we aren't aiming to FIGHT a bear OR a man. We are almost always trying to AVOID the dangers. We are considering which one either requires the most of our energy in daily risk assessment (men) or which one we fear most (men) or which ones are statistically most likely to harm or kill us (men). It is not an attack on men to alert them to how we have to live and how it feels to us. A kind or empathetic man would grow in understanding from seeing our point of view and become a part of the solution for us...or at least not be one of the problems. When I moved away from people (men) to the woods, it was wonderful. Not one bear threat or animal attacks, much less need to do risk assessments without men around... It has been PEACEFUL. (And I LOVE good men by the way. There have been a few men I could always count on to be trustworthy or protective or kind. I would love it if all men learned from them. But I know the likelihood of that for any of the predatory types is small, so I am not holding my breath). I just wish more men could kindly consider our stresses and need for safety in the world when hearing that most of us INSTANTLY chose a bear when asked to choose between bear or man. I would hope it would cause self-reflection, compassion, and new consideration for how men choose to interact with women.

​@@ChristianOneSo well articulated! As a trans man, that doesn't pass yet, it's a horrible experience. I've been told by other fully passing trans men, that the fear never goes away. And it makes sense, when you've been on guard for your whole life, it won't just go away. It becomes a way of existence. Obviously part if it is still being a part of a endangered minority, but you get the point. It honestly baffles me, how awfully women have been treated and continue to be, even as we are evolving past that.

Yeah… I don’t agree with that. I think that’s an extremely problematic point of view. If I had that opinion on say, black people. I would be called a racist and rightly so. “I don’t know if one is a criminal, so I should treat them all like criminals in order to preserve my own safety” would be a messed up and archaic way of thinking. I wouldn’t support it in that scenario as I won’t support it in this one. Or you could turn that around and say as a black person, you should assume every white person is a racist to preserve your own safety. Not as severe, but still unacceptable. As a result, I believe this an inherently sexist idea that women should treat all men as potentially dangerous on the grounds of being a man.

​@@bokunobernie6962but that comparison doesn't make sense cause why include race in that way when the original statement includes women in general so therefore women of color are included which means (based on your example) a black woman is also viewing a black man the same way so theirs no point to add race in like this only for your main point to be about sexism. Especially since the viewpoint itself is not a problem unless it's being used as reason to harm men but that's not the point obviously since if you are treating all guns like they're loaded then that means you aren't "harming" the guns you are simply cautious with them until your sure they'll aren't loaded and the popular saying goes "it's better to be safe than sorry" and thats what women are doing. That's not to say men can't view women in that way and be cautious around them because to be honest I think there should be some level caution everyone should have with unknown people, but obviously majority of men dont feel the need to view women that way since women arent often precieved as a potiential threat based on their personal experiences with women. (Key words majority and often so I obv don't mean that every man thinks this way or haven't been physically harmed by women, I'm simply basing it on the majority not the exceptions)

Nah but for real, if you’re lost in the woods you’re better off with a bear than with a random human regardless of gender. People are fucked up and a lot more unpredictable. The bear’s intentions will be very clear from the start and you can react accordingly. Another person could help you survive for weeks and kill you in your sleep for any reason. Bears also don’t stalk you. If the bear doesn’t attack you the first time you see it you won’t see it ever again while as mentioned you’d probably expect someone to be helpful in survival until it isn’t in their best interest.

​@@Victoria_Huotals these bear whisperes thinking they can handle abear as they thousnd miles away from any forests never even seeing one.

@@MikePhantom I’ve literally seen bears many times and have been in very close encounters with some while camping. One time I forgot some food outside and woke up with my tent open and a bear eating the food. They’re lazy as hell you have no idea. That bear could have easily killed me, I was literally sleeping but it went after my food instead because it was easier and probably wasn’t that hungry. You just proved that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

@@MikePhantom the question was never 'what if _bear attack_ ' and you're also missing the point that it wasn't about anyone's experience with a bear, but the experience with men that made them inherently more worried about men such that, on the spot, they'd give that answer

​@@Victoria_Huot and how many times do you walk past a man and not even be noticed

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Lemongrab screech: “MMMnnmMmmmmnnn… UNACCEPTABLE!!!!”

Lol

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So many people just silently nodding to that statement. Kinda terrifying.

I mean most rape cases the woman is believed regardless of evidence. It's why false allegations are effective.

You'd be missing half your face and your scalp, kind hard to miss something like that. But if your SAed and there's no evidence to support it well of course no one's going to believe you.

So people don’t believe women? Thats just blatant propaganda. Are we forgetting that “believe all women” is actually a phrase said with a straight face?

@@robertsmith-williams5255 It sure is. To think that it’s so true for so many is also horrifying.

This made me literally choke on my tea. It was unexpected 😂

That's an honest review right there

You should pay a follow up review. "Thanks, I didn't!"

Glory to me, the 999th like. The last 3-digit whole number.

that's a 💎

Soo, either you have to HUMILIATE yourself just for being a man, cause everybody Knows any man Is a toxic misogynist. Or a misogynist (like almost ALL the Men are). Totally NOT generalizing. Sooooo much logic in your words. Not sexist at All.

Nothing humiliating in admitting that this happens enough for it to be understandable to be cautious, guys who do think it’s humiliating are usually people who either would do it or would excuse it so it’s safer to assume everyone even when you know not everyone does Think of it like gun safety “It’s safer to assume that all guns are loaded even when you know not all are, than to find out one you thought wasn’t, was” In summary, i’d rather choose the bear over you

SA is terrible. It happens to women, men, trans folk, children, everybody. But for every one incident and one perpetrator, there are thousands, tens of thousands of people who did absolutely nothing wrong. For every one female teacher who “seduced” her student, there are thousands of other female teachers who did no such thing and have no desire to do such thing. Should we be lumping perpetrators altogether now based on gender? Is that where gender politics is now, that if you share the same genitals with a violent person, that makes you a threat? How many pre-op trans women should be lumped into this “more terrifying than a bear” argument? It’s so silly.

I heard that there were 3 types of men. The ones who learn through reading the ones who learn through watching and the one who has to pee on the electric fence. Translating it to bears convo, would add the dude who didn't hardly notice the woman in the woods because he was on his phone or lost in his head

So you're saying black men are more dangerous than wild animals? Might as well just call them the n word...

Here are *some* responses I got from my friend after I told him I was assaulted by our mutual friend. "Wait, what? That doesn’t make any sense. Why didn’t you just fight him off? I mean, come on, man. You should have fought harder." "You must have led him on somehow. Did you say something or do something that made him think you were interested?" "Look, if you didn’t want it, you would have stopped it. You must have wanted it on some level." "Man, you’re making a big deal out of nothing. Guys can’t really get raped. Just forget about it and move on." "I’m just being honest. I can’t see ___ doing something like that unless he thought you were into it. Maybe you should just let it go." Never had a bear sneak into my room to SA me. But a man sure did.

Are you saying black men are more dangerous than wild animals? You and Jim crow racists have a lot in common 😂

Neither do the vast vast vast majority of men.

@DarkBunnyLord yeah, no. There's an entire subreddit dedicated to women who were murdered by men for rejecting them. The articles on there are endless. From pregnant women being decapitated by their ex husbands/boyfriends to teenage girls being stabbed for rejecting random guys, to women being gunned down by their obsessed coworkers for refusing to date them. You are downplaying just how unhinged a lot of men are. Is it all men? No. But it's an overwhelming majority of men. Your mentality is responsible for the deaths of so many innocent women.

THIS.

Agreed; Women need to stop so much of their prolific lying. Once women collectively become more honest human beings, their lives will improve, be safer, and more women will be believed.

And they would still shoot a bear if it was chasing meat dressed gaga

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@@DeathnoteBB - Did I *stutter?!*

He's just letting off some steam after a long day at the river catching food for the family.

But you would call the cops on me for kicking over trash cans. Double standards smh

I live in Ontario Canada, and my neighborhood occasionally gets a black bear in the spring, and they just raid bird feeders and eat people's gardens

I bet you were smoking some green and didn’t give a Fuzz.😂😂😂😂😂

And you know why he did it at night? Because he knows fucking with people gets him shot. Bears are incredibly cautious and forage way more than most people think. There is this weird narrative I keep hearing because of this meme where people think bears are these big predators or something. They are just big so predators don't fuck with them. Their diet is 85% plants. And like the rest is mostly small mammals and a shit ton of moths lol

That's because this dude has no concept of controlling his urges... It hasn't even crossed his mind that that was an option.

There are terrifying studies showing that many men only control their urges because there are consequences. Even some of the least dangerous men struggle to see women as human if they are attracted to them. They think they do, but if you dig in hard enough you'll find a slew of buried beliefs that still categorise women according to utility.

@@KnittedSister It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

By that logic, it's better to pick the friggin bear then, 'cuz it could be a Koala bear 🙄

​@@shaolinabbott9161 I 100% agree with you. What these simpletons just don't understand is that the one right answer to pick in this ultimatum is 'A man with one lame leg', so when the bear inevitably finds you (because you're basically in its house, and bears don't give a damn whether you picked it or a man) then it will catch and eat him instead.

What is "CTE"?

​@@MatthewTheWanderer this is what the computer told me, it's pretty bad. CTE stands for Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, a progressive brain disease that can develop from repeated concussions and other traumatic brain injuries (TBIs). It's often associated with contact sports like football and boxing, but can also affect military personnel and others who experience repetitive head impacts

@@lararouse546 Okay, cool, thank you! That makes sense why a kicker would have the "least CTE".

"he has the least cte" took me out too ☠

And no endorsements to protect, lol.

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thank you for paying attention to this issue. hope your daughter is okay, im sorry she had a bad experience w that man.

Exactly. This question mainly makes me sad because it's a grim reminder of a reality I was already aware of. Bears are, generally speaking, even while camping, not that big of a danger. Yet encounters with dangerous men are numerous enough and downplayed/ignored to often by other men, that is NEEDS to be a concern at all times.

So she meet like 500 men and one looked at her funny. Must be traumatic experience.

@@Mytelefe Interesting response there. Kind of mean and sarcastic. Really not sure you’re doing a good job advocating for not the bear. 🤦‍♀️

@@MrsWheezer Yes if you don't grovel and accept any insult thrown your way it means you are worse than animal. Not only that but the dangers of sarcasm are widely known around the world and even a grizzly could never match it. Let me guess "if you take it as an insult then it only means that you deserve it" can't wait for more gaslighting.

To add: My country has quite some bears, but it's rare that they attack. And when they do it's because they are either protecting their cubs, have been disturbed mid hibernating, or have been hurt by a gun shot or a collision with a viehicle. There's been 1 death by bear in the last 100 years. Basically going to the forest is safe if you make some noise while walking there - they'll keep out of sight if they aren't surprised. Basically a lot of people who have never seen a bear have quite likely been seen _by_ a bear. My mum used to always sing while walking her dogs in the forests when my parents lived in an area with more bears.

@@Pippis78 If you make noise the bear will avoid you, the man will seek you out.

....I'm not sure if I want to add to this, but I can add another very traumatic? depressing? godawful thing to this conversation: try searching for who's the youngest person to be pregnant.

That Part 😂

Well don't be a shitty parent then

@@TheUnluckyConqueror3699 you're really fighting the whole world on that one depending on where you live, but still true

The level of shame his mom must feel…and probably some regret too

​@TheUnluckyConqueror3699 he is an ADULT and has been one for A WHILE so he could have healed his inner child, gone to therapy and reparented himself. Other people do it. He has no excuse to be misogynistic at that age

Ooffff that hits hard

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

Im a man and id hunt down a r that red a women i know. But all men are evil or something

@@shaolinabbott9161 blah blah We know about that The whole point is even if a bear is more likely than a man to kill a woman That doesn’t automatically exempts the things a man can do if you happen to be unlucky. So bear sounds waay better and bear spray is amazing too. It truly pisses me off too when men ignore the main idea that alot of men are harming women and women are terrified and jump to act all smart saying “WeLl errrrm StAtIsTiCaLlY a BeAr WiLl KiLl yOu” ☝️🤓

@@shaolinabbott9161I’ve spent most of my 32 year career working outside in the woods, sometimes alone. I’ve seen several bears over the years. Though it is startling, the bears usually run away or are easy to avoid.

I'm sorry... I'm also so sorry for his mother... Imagine working so much and raising a son only for him to turn around and spew this nonsense..smh 😓

You’ve worked too hard and too long for that to be your tagline and if the situation permits I hope you can say just that. Cause it’s no pity you’re working doing what you obviously love, nobody gets six degrees on a lark! I think that pity often comes from why people work or get up in the morning. 9/10 people say family when asked, so I hope you just let those pesky thoughts roll off you. You’ve accomplished so much with your own drive and motivations they’ll carry you the rest of the way💗 (Sorry for the unsolicited pep talk/advice, but I just couldn’t let it stand, hope your co-workers are better to you or just try to relate to you on a topic that’s not about kids )

I am sorry, pretty much the same for me. I am 44 and my uncle told me last week I could still "hook a man" to get a baby... so yeh there was that.

@@Jaimeheartbeat I'm 46 and my family is still hopeful too! Like.... What? Smh.

@@joan6096 thank you for the pep talk. I had one coworker literally tell me that she thought I used school to mask my displeasure with not being a wife and mother. That was definitely unsolicited. At least your comments are encouraging and uplifting. ❤️ And yes, I LOVE school!

How do you know the bear is treating you like a human and not just food?...

@@daFfodilS9 throughout history bears have eaten human meat and not cared and it still carries up today. They don't care whether it's Human Meat, Fish Meat, Deer Meat or even other Bear Meat

@@kaimobley5324 bears will only eat humans if there is something wrong with it. they fear us as much as we do them, if not more so.

But that’s the stupidest response… like the bear isn’t treating you like a salmon with legs…

@@whereammy not true. If a Bear is hungry it will eat you. It's as simple as that

The world truly is filled with very stupid people. It's a wonder how we've survived this long as a species

And bears are easier to avoid afterwards, you can't avoid seeing a men for the rest of your life.

TBF there are less bears than people

Well bears attack people much less than men because millions of bears aren’t roaming around cities often

as a woman, i’d also rather be alone in the woods with a random bear than a random woman. people are dangerous and unpredictable, while bears literally have a three step “fight back, lie down, goodnight” rule for encountering them

It's his skill with genuinely horrifying material that makes me think he's one of the best -- if not already the best -- comedians around at the moment. Gentle, funny, sharp, quick -- so good. Both in the writing and how he delivers it.The speed at week he goes from inciting incident to on stage preformance -- with the nuance he has -- absolutely next level.

Definitely a smart, insightful dude

Right!? How do I be that charismatic??? 😂

I've had some doozies with drunk Amazon shopping. Was surprised by a box one day with pink fake Converse sneakers with different kinds of chickens on them. I was more shocked by the pink as I hate that color.

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I remember that one. I saw the photo, could see why he made the mistake

Aw I’m glad your sister has an older sibling who watches out for her like you do

me and my friend have tickets to see him in July. I can't freakin wait!

❤

So... 5 stars? :D

@@FutureCommentary1this is exactly why I am not a standup comedian 😂 didn’t even think of that lol

Why tf you in the woods then? But I get the sentiments and I agree. Higher chance the man is volatile and dangerous than the bear with its predictable behaviour. And the bear has 0 potential attractions

​@@Yakobi24it really depends on the bear brown bear will kill you zero reasons. Black bear as long as your doing certain things wont touch you. Brown/grizzly bears are the worst to be wirh

Well, if bears are supposed to be in the woods and we aren’t, then why tf are we even there in the first place? Bit of a self defeating argument on that front But also, some people naturally need to go to the woods for their profession/job. May not be wholly applicable across the entire human race, but it’s not like a man being out in the woods is the most extraordinary thing to ever happen either

My comeback is that I was picturing being teleported into the middle of the woods with either a random man or a random bear. With that in mind, the odds of a guy attacking me versus a bear attacking me are much much lower. People who say otherwise unironically should probably do a practical experiment.

​@@ilyte1 Leaving aside the teleportation, if a woman wakes up unexpectedly in the woods, true crime shows lead her to believe that her supposed "rescuer" is likely to be the one who drugged her and put her there.

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

Sadly, this hits way too close to home for me. 😭

@@shaolinabbott9161 You are the problem.

@@Charsy8 hugs 🫶🏼 don't worry about that person, they are looking to fight. they won't find it with me. hope you are doing well !!

@@shaolinabbott9161 You're why women choose the bear. No one wants to listen to a bunch of spam while walking through the woods.

What is the man doing in the woods? Does the encounter happen on or off trail? Is it a casual passerby or is he following you? Has the bear been taught since birth to view women as less worthy of autonomy and dignity? Was the bear raised in a society that gives dead people more rights to bodily autonomy than a pregnant woman? So many people in the comment section here absolutely proving the point with some of their hateful comments about how women shouldn't be allowed to use their free speech to participate in this meme/conversation, lmao.

my friend, i think you might have a bias at play here.

​@rakninja Yeah no shit. No mf is gonna go be fair about this shit its all about risk and the bear is less risky.

@@Foreverskull0 calm your tits and read the OP's username.

Those first two encounters are life threatening, while the third is just random chance, and more likely than not an average dude who couldn't care less about you. Is it really rational?

good fathers tell their daughters that, because they have some empathy for women, although it's just the women close to them. but corrupt often single young men who see women as objects just view women's trauma as an obstacle to getting laid. the truth is men need women more than women need men. yet men would rather be bitter hateful and alone than learn emotional intelligence, kindness, compassion, empathy etc

I’d love to see him share the desk!

​@@MrsDesireeAC I think he'd be good at it. He's a reader and can do well with the serious interviews, as Trevor did, and be funny when the time is right.

I only realized last weekend that he's on The Daily Show

He could have his own show. He's funnier than Trevor Noah.

/agree. Love his stuff on there. Want more of him on there.

Exactly. Misogyny aside for a moment, we no longer live in a world where the wife could stay at home even if she wanted. Inflation, cost of living, minimum wage stagnation and the growing divide between rich and poor means the vast majority depends on a two income household just to survive. Only rich, entitled, delusional men (and some women) argue for going back to traditional roles. If they want to live in the 1950's, then we need to roll back prices to the 1950's 😂 but don't expect any critical thinking skills from these people.

Exactly!

​@@lemon1657and even then, most of these trad men still resent their trad wives for not working if the wife dares to want to use any of the shared money to do something for herself sometimes, feeling put upon by the singular workload that THEY WANTED in the first place.

​@@ashleyjohnson9651 no tf they do not lmfaoo where do you dig this shit up??

​@@lemon1657women entering the work force en masse is the reason why we can't have 1 income hosueholds as the norm anymore. They oversaturated the work force with cheap labor and caused massive wage stagnation. There's a reason why the biggest pushers of the movement was industrialist.

I like when they say "to big" and get a good chuckle.

Lmaooooo, I might just pickup that hobby lol

Or "Sahara - too much sand" xD

THIS IS THE TRUTH THOUGH!!

lololol, well said XD

😂

Bear would certainly think you are an easy prey therefore not very smart. Bear wouldn't like you screaming in terror once it starts eating you alive. Bear would almost 100% maul you if you told it "no" when it attempted to eat you. People would almost universally blame you for the attack and say it is not up to the animal but to you not to provoke it and you shouldn't go to the wilderness disturbing nature if you don't know what you are doing. People would certainly ask if you are sure because in most cases the bear could be hunted down and killed if it was attacking humans which would without a doubt ruin its life. People would probably question what you were wearing in the woods but that wouldn't be related to the bear they would ask you if you were camping/cooking something leaving food behind or maybe even trying to feed the bear before it attacked you. Your claim would probably be taken as seriously as any rape claim that is reported to the authorities but it all depends on the circumstances. A bear would certainly be interested in what you are doing with your body especially if you were in close proximity to it. You are consciously trying to degrade and dehumanize men to the point of placing them under animals I wonder why is that if they are so dangerous and vicious I bet you even feel justified in it because they just simply deserve it. There is a 1940 song about a woman that shot her husband with a gun because he was cheating there was another one about a woman that was just shutting men as a joke but was acquitted by the jury because she said she didn't know the gun was loaded but fortunately her reign of terror was ended by another woman that shot her instead and used the same excuse. 80 years later and guns are still legal in most of the states and female offenders get preferential treatment.

Nobody is coming to hunt down the bear. He's just hungry

​@@MytelefeMaybe try a therapist to talk about your issues with women & your possible persecution complex. Talk therapy can do wonders.

It is trueeeee lol, I read many while I looked up the middle schools in the UK and so many angry and frustrated kid let the steam out in the reviews, adorable, mean kids lol

My nephew's school had a comment section for the online lunch menu. They took it down because he and his friends kept leaving reviews about the food being a crime against humanity. 6th graders are brutal 😂

To true. I was reading some and I read one talking about one of my teachers. The rest were funny.

Had to learn from the great Dave Chapelle. He’s pauses during stand up literally sets up his jokes lol. Josh also has mastered the “ control of the crowd “ with his pauses

@parrishkelley Yes, people often start laughing at a punchline not yet delivered! So fun to watch.

YES! "I have, never read a one star review, ... that I didn't ... want to be longer." :P

And women justifies their hatred towards Men, and they still wonder why feminism Is a joke OUTSIDE the EUA.

I totally get it and am a man…. Most if not all of my male friends get it too.

​@@BottegaBoxerscringe.

You are confusing wishing death with telling someone they'll die if they make a stupid decision. it's like saying people who tell people who want to do parkour in 500m skyscrapers they'll die if they do that are wishing death on people who do parkour. We all know bears are dangerous and we all know no women is choosing bear woods or not even if the bear was raised and trained no women would choose to go stand near it rather than stand near a random man even if the random man was a convicted of SA.

@asan, wow of course you completely missed the point on why women would prefer the bear. And no you're wrong, the OP was right, men were actually wishing harm on women and threatening women with wanting to rape and kill women themselves just because we'd prefer a bear. That just continued to prove our point.

Oh my goodness, I'm sorry 😞

"one star reviews always leave wanting more" 😂 I'm sorry about your mom, but what caused your review?

Slow clap* When women are so insecure and bitter towards men that they have put down their own sons. Nice.

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

And another reason to choose the bear is because we can predict how the bear will behave. And that goes for a variety of variables. We know how different species of bears will react in the presence of human beings. And obviously it's not easy to predict the actions and behaviors of other human beings.

​@@Cuddly-Cactus that's the thing though. It's women saying they trust an average man over an average bear. 🙄 There logic applies to any humanoid figure. Imagine seeing a human just out of sight in the middle of no where. For bears it's their natural habitat. For a human it's extremely out of place which creates a dissonance. Hell,imagine if it's a monster or a ghost or a demon or some shit... but the point of it was just for women to shit on men. Fuck that. I think of any women that says she'd pick a bear lesser. And that's the end of it. It's using excuses and pseudo-logic to say "I hate/dislike you. Even if I don't know you." I, like many, understand that is clearly the message. And reasonably share the same sentiment back. It's a negative sentiment. Like.. Imagine if someone, a woman for example, walks up to a guy randomly, hits/slaps/kicks/stabs him, then expects to walk away while thinking *_"That man I just hurt should agree with me that he deserves it. It only makes sense. He IS evil after all."_*

​@@shaolinabbott9161Dude that is not at all true. Most bears will avoid you or ignore you. Just the other day I was camping near Mt. Shasta and I woke to some movement outside my camp. I was terrified that it was a person. When I saw the black bear half way up the tree. I was relieved it was a bear and went back to bed. I have been alone in the woods with bears and men. And I will choose the bear to a stranger.

@@happypup70 You have infinitely more contact with men, and most men avoid or ignore you. Especially when you start speaking, and reveal your personality to them. And yet, here you are, arguing based on feelings and cherry-picked anecdotal experience, confirming the stereotype that the "man vs. bear" hypothetical scenario was designed to reveal; namely, that women operate more on emotional & feelings then logic & rationality.

Clearly not in Baltimore...

This 👏 Whatever terror the bear *might* inflict will be mere minutes, then it's over and it wasn't personal or for pleasure. A man can stretch that time for days and weeks in the woods or take you back to his 🏚️. We should all ask the men in our lives their opinion on this because it's a perfect question to single out the dangerous ones to avoid.

Might want to check some stuff out first: "Eaten alive: Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave a horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls to her mother as a bear and her cubs mauled her..." But, you're right: bears don't even have basements. 😂

@@jonathananderson5990 I'd rather meet a bear instead of you. Absolutely no doubt about that so thanks 😂👋

@@lemon1657 You have deeply hurt my feelings. Kidding, of course. However, I have to ask: why have so many women hitched their wagons to this debate? The rate of violence perpetrated by men against women is absolutely a conversation worth having, but the video that started this debate was only ever about clicks and engagement anyway. This was not how you start the conversation at all. Weirdly, sidenote: I see so many concessions made for the bear: "what kind of bear is it?" "It might just run off", etc. But with the man, he's a serial rapist/ murderer/ torturer, and is also unstoppable by default, because all of that's accurate, I guess? Maybe the men who get angry are not "just proving the point" about men not caring about women's feelings. Maybe men just don't want to be lumped in with psychopathic monsters. This debate doesn't serve women at all, as it perpetuates the idea that feelings should always take priority over facts, and that people in general are bad at statistics. The whole thing is silly, and the only result is division.

@@jonathananderson5990 We've said everything we needed to say in our comments above and you're the one hitching your wagon to this issue. You are not invited to this conversation or to meet us on a path ever. End of 👋

For fkin real!! I'll never forget the first time I read her story in full. It took me many many years to gather the courage to read it again. Absolutely horrifying. Bears don't so such horrible acts against humans. No animal does. It kills for food or out of fear. Not pleasure.

Sometimes I have true crime videos that play in the background and the moment I hear her name, I have to switch to something else. Whenever I think of truly evil people, her story always comes to mind.

That story still haunts me - and I'm a guy. Just when I think I've forgotten the details, something reminds of them. It's one of the few things I truly wish I hadn't read. I cannot fathom being a woman in this world knowing men are capable of such harm and evil.

And then most of the perpetrators got 10 or less years of prison. And some were bragging about doing it after they were released. All of these guys are free now, btw.

Ugh. That one and the toy box/tool box killers. Seriously the worst stuff I've ever read ... I would choose being mauled by a bear a thousand times over those guys...

You know I'm something of scientist by nature. So I think a practical test is in order. Since you'd prefer to not be near the man, then don't be near the man. We'll randomly pick a bear and have your footage broadcasted to a safe location. We'll analyze afterwards

@@ilyte1 Wanting to see me in the forest alone with a bear to "analyse" it doesn't make it a scientific or practical test. We all know either 1 of 2 things are possible. With such predictable possible outcomes, you would think being a "scientist by nature" instead you would start with questioning the less obvious like, "Why the bear? Between the man and the bear, what could possibly make these people choose the bear?". Before any assumption of that route of questioning, it is understood that it is not ALL men. However, it is the fact that it is enough men that drives the true message of this hypothetical question. I will admit though that this question is asked in a way that can be taken quite rudely. My answer is not the bear simply because the other is a man. It is because it can be ANY man. I don't get to choose what kind of man I would be alone with, and that alone is terrifying. I don't know if you are a "scientist by nature", there is no evidence in your comment to lead me to that assumption of your character. But I hope you are. I hope you start questioning both the women in your life for perspective and the men in your life that are the reason why we look over our shoulder at good men and walk a little faster. Because maybe then we will reach a conclusion that isn't man or bear, but another step to a greater understanding.

​@@ilyte1I can tell you got offended that they wouldn't choose to see you rather than a bear. But, Mr. "Scientist" why would you be in the woods all by yourself anyway looking like some suspicious creep?

@@ilyte1 Found the man.

​@@yazzielily omg that was so well said!!

Did you go to scranton university? 😂 sounds familiar

Sounds like the one in Nacogdoches.

​@@namitabhopal8763Nope, but it's nice to know that this experience wasn't unique to just my college.

Thats an issue on google, sometimes it send you to private areas/ not open to the public establishments

​@@namitabhopal8763No, but I'm glad to know my college wasn't the only one with this very specific problem

So is it 5 star or not?

preach

as an asian woman, I would too... there's so many white guys with asian girl fetishes :/

Our jokes aren’t that bad 😅

Fair enough

@@emanymbut then you break into y’all little dancing or the same 3 songs 😢 (just kidding - an Asian woman married to my white man who have started telling dad jokes recently even though we don’t have any kids yet…)

If we lived in a society where 48% of the population were not men and boys, but bears and bear cubs, the streets would run with blood. The reason not many people are killed by bears is because we don't come across them all that much as a population.

100%. i live in the woods. bears tear down our bird feeders when they wake up every spring. i'm not concerned running into a bear unless i happen to be between them and their cubs.

It's not terrifying, it's annoying

Have you ever told a bear to leave you alone? They're very good listeners and respect boundaries.

The only thing reliably protecting women from bears, bad men, starvation, poverty, other animals, floods, fires, disease, unclean water, and just about everything else is men.

@@AnthologyOfDave Just like men do.

This comment needs its own museum

Yeah I feel like my most thorough and constructive review ever was a three star 😂

I do the same thing. Like books on Amazon, there are always a ton of 5⭐ that I know are BS so I jump to the 3 ⭐.

Couldn’t find parking is a valid review point. More so in a city.

I mean, the fact a lot of folks didn't believe Cassie until we saw the video....

@@notsureyet2200 Yea true…. Smh

Women should stop lieng so much 😂

​@notsureyet2200 more people believed Cassie then not. But see how you all don't care about easily manipulating a situation with lies, partial truths and misdirected context lol. Same reason everyone thinks men are violent is the same reason why trust is hard with a women. Stop blaming reality. Understand reality.

@@deiondrickdennard It does suck that women use untrue stories to get men they don’t like in trouble. I just don’t know the solution 😔

That's what I thought too 😂, I was answering man this whole time because I thought, "I could maybe kill a man hand to hand if I had to but I know damn well I'm getting killed by a bear and nothing but running away would save me."

Bears are 50% faster than humans,they and they can even run climbing trees.

No, they haven’t. We just understand that the probability of being attacked or otherwise assaulted by a man is exponentially lower than being mauled by a bear. Most women have been answering the question “would you rather be alone with a bear or a rapist?”

@roxyortiz8819 a statistic? Not exactly. I have something better; common sense and critical thinking. You’ve probably seen dozens of men today. I’m assuming and hoping you haven’t been assaulted. Imagine if every one of those men were bears instead. You would 100% be a pile of shredded skin by now. Men hurt more people because there are literally billions more encounters between men and women, than there are between women and bears. Thats how stats work.

​@roxyortiz8819 1 in 2.1 million people are attacked by bears according to the national park service. In America 1 of 6 women have experienced sexual assault, globally the number may be as high as 1 of 3 women. That's several thousand orders of magnitude.

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

@@shaolinabbott9161girl stop spamming

@@goolumf I wrote a good response, and it fits neatly as a response to multiple comments. Is it really spamming if it fits the conversational/argumentative niche? Besides, more imbeciles need to be told that their feelings are not in fact more important then objective reality. Good day to you.

Yeah, because bears can't use tech. Duh 😂😂😂

True, nor will the bear pretend to be someone who was supposed to protect you but behind closed doors....

Yeah, I’ve seen enough footage of bears waving at folks, using critical thinking skills before as well as while on a premises. They usually just want to see about the groceries and keep it pushing, unless they feel like driving and don’t know how to ask you for your keys to the car.😅

Future crazy cat lady over here

​@@TheLonesomePagan.You do realize it's men who fear being alone over women, right? You're telling on yourself rn

​@@TheLonesomePagan.Single woman live longer, and with less stress, Google it

​@@TheLonesomePagan.Women would rather choose a cat over a man when it comes to companionship, just like they would choose a bear over a man when it comes to taking a chance on their safety. It says something very telling about men that so many women would rather deal with animals over men.

Asked my wife and she answered “Bear. Because there’s a better chance of surviving a bear attack.”😮

That's all a guy wants to do.

​@@kathleentate8343she didn't mean with a penis Kathleen 😫

@@Chadwickzilla Why is she married then??? ...or maybe you are a bear buddy?😂😂😂

nah bears have a history of raping humans too

You got a sick mind lil dude

​@@walter9243it won't have sx with your dead body tho

The bear wouldn't kill you. It would eat you. While you're still alive. Then it would 💩 you out.

People think animals aren't sick creatures, but they are. There are videos of bears and other animals playing with the organs of prey after words.

A bear won't sa you

How many guys have you met and how many bears?

@@ilyte1 Exactly, males are more likely to attack women by pure statistics. Males apparently like statistics as long as it benefits only them.

Sooo being annoyed matters more to you then having your life threatened?

@@BS-cc4ks the man in the hypothetical is also able to kill the woman, your comment doesn't make sense

It's crazy that women are so sick and tired of men but never leave. I guess there are too many benefits to them for them to leave.

Would it make you happier if you knew beforehand that it was to feed his family as well?

@@BS-cc4ks i think that would make it worse

@@rosyellis14 Hmmm, tricky. the question, as presented, is honestly not worthy of this answer, because there is not much leeway to investigate its threads. Like, "would you rather a bear or a close family member kill you?" would better handle it, because it breaks away with the risk assessment implied in the original question and cuts right down to expectations.

No respect for the Cannibal Hill People. Sad.

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

IDK dude I'd rather encounter a stranger than a bear.

I'm a guy if I encounter a man in the woods nothing will happen to me.

Yeah nah, I'd roll the dice with a random dude over a goddamn grizzly animal. There is a 99.9% chance that dude will be just as confused as I am and we walk out of those damn woods. That said, I don't expect anyone to trust me or allow me to be in their space. I'm not dumb.

@@Banned4Life well, yeah, I'd pick a man over a GRIZZLY, but I'd pick a black bear over a man. I think between 'any man' and 'any bear' I'd give a very slight edge to the man just so I can prepare without worrying about bear variance, but I do recognize that if I don't survive the man, some of the people here would say it's my fault for not choosing the bear...

It’s because those guys ARE the threat so they dont have the experience of stranger danger

Yes. As a woman I just started wondering about this from an alien's perspective. Just to distance myself from things. The things humans say and do can kill the soul. Whereas the bear is a straightforward animal.

heck they didn't say what age the bear is. if it's a cub that's just cute (you should still run away tho, the parent is definitely near!)

@@funkymonks8333yes!!

@@YOSH931 Tbf they didn't say what age the man is either, if he's old and frail you could probably fight him off

Definitely pretty creepy to find a random woman in the woods to be fair

I’m in stats and I’m astounded when people use stats like that. The only reason your statement is true is because of the number of bear vs the number of man + the general camping region are generally speaking not close to bear territory. I don’t have that much of an opinion on the whole debate but pls use statistics the right way

Your thinking isn’t working, like biologically 😂

We can all tell you never took a statistics or logic class.

And the boys (not men) are getting mad.

@@roxassora2706no, they are unfortunately men. I get calling them boys cuz “real men shouldn’t act like that” but real grown ass men DO act like that. I don’t wanna excuse them. These are grown men.

Four billion guys on the planet and you think you're gonna be paired with that one guy.... Would you be interested in a casino coupon

​@@ilyte1There's more than one guy, Douchy Mc-Kicksaball is just an example.

I mean, imagine if a bunch of people agreed you were inherently dangerous because of your genetalia. also transmen aint' gonna agree with that shit because that kind of mindset is part of why they get treated like shit by people (aside from normal transphobia)

which mean he isnt broke or brain wash to side with feminism

That's right they're completely indifferent. Which means they'll have no qualms about eating you while you're still alive.

It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

@@shaolinabbott9161 it's very unlikely to die from a bear but it's very likely to die from a human man.

@@Goddess1Gamer "it's very unlikely to die from a bear but it's very likely to die from a human man" We all know women have a penchant for thinking with their feelings, and making things up as they go, so long as it supports their tender emotions. As you've demonstrated here.

​@@shaolinabbott9161 hello, No, "we don't all know that woman... think with their feelings". The choice between man and bear is a concept meant to convey a woman's real fear of male behavior towards us. It isn't literal. You gotta know this.

If they give him one I’ll finally sign up for their service again.

He has a special on peacock. WORTH IT

Yes, he does need a Netflix special

He has a Peacock special. It's good!

i bet you did. call a bear when someone breaks inside your house then

@@MrMuaythai84 Once again, another man completely missing the point…what a surprise…

@@MrMuaythai84 LOL why does that upset you?

​@@MrMuaythai84Did you think about your comment here? It's most likely a random man doing the break-in. Now let's go again, should she choose a random man to fight a random man in her house?

​ @thecoolerspringtrap40 Can you articulate the exact point? Because right now it's kind of reading like misandry

I've been using bear attack statistics to show the women's point of view in the hypothetical.

I love the term internet trenches, that's so evocative I know exactly what you mean by that. Perfect phrase

@@whereammy unfortunately I've found that once statistics get introduced, it just gives them something to hyperfocus on and ignore the actual point, plus they think that if they just calculate the statistics right then they can argue you into giving the other answer. So far the only thing that I've found that seems to make any sort of dent is just trauma-dumping stories from my actual life at them and trying to get into their skull that all. of. us. have stories like this, and that affects our answer more than numbers ever could.

The women's point of view is objectionably stupid, though. It's truly horrible that some of you have experienced trauma, but that doesn't change the fact that picking the bear is stupid; because the bear is statistically more likely to absolutely slaughter you (over the course of many hours) then a man. Your trauma and fractured psyche are awful, but your feelings don't change the facts.

@@fawng8017 "unfortunately I've found that once statistics get introduced, it just gives them something to hyperfocus on and ignore the actual point" Yeah, because unlike many women, men tend to think more logically. Hard data and evidence trump your fragile feelings and fractured psyche all day every day. Trying to argue on an objective issue based on your ever-changing and subjective feelings is stupid.

That's a natural emotional response for a woman who has to actually be silent and listen for once.

@@shaolinabbott9161

Big mistake. The bear is his cohost

@@JoseRS1186 Oh no! To be mauled by a bear while being mansplained about some common subject. What a way to go 😂

The whole statement: [Everyone is taking what I said out of context. All I said is that we should go back to a better time, like the 50's & 60's. When men were men, and women had more babies than thoughts. When the only "Me too" movement was one woman saying she was ready for her 4th child, and another woman agreeing.]

Look, I think this guy is so full of sh*t his eyes are brown, but he didn't actually follow up with this. It's from a satire page, according to Reuters fact checking site.