Couples! Do NOT Shower Together! 

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Shower sex is for rich people with rainfall showers and separate shower stalls and jacuzzi tub... the rest of us need to avoid going on disability by testing our bath mats.

I fell in the shower once, alone, and tried to grab the water for help. It did not help.

Also, sex on a beach is not as romantic as we’ve been told. Anakin wasn’t lying - sand gets everywhere

That slow-mo close up from the side view right after he said: "WHOAWAW!" 💀 Made it seem like such a thoughtful and poetic interlude! 🤣

My niece would make growling sounds as a baby. I didn't know this until my sister asked me to babysit her. I heard noises coming from the room that she was in and was too scared to go check it out. When the noises stopped, I peaked my head in the room. There was nothing except her. I told my sister the story. She laughed and said that was the baby. That's something _very important_ that you need to tell someone before you leave your monster-noise-making baby.

Dude got a injury that required him to be tucked in by a homie lol. That right there is a friend for life, if they are willing to tuck you in every night and help you out of bed every morning.

Josh Johnson on stage, all cute and well-spoken, but his stories are just HAY LADIEZ I AM A DISASTER. 😂

I've been disabled my whole life but only became a wheelchair user in the last 5 years. There's nothing quite like depending on another person for the most basic things. I spend most of my time bedbound and that "Heeeyyy!" Is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:54 Those towel racks pull out of the wall pretty easily. 😂

I like the zooms on Josh’s face like he’s a great philosopher of our time

Congrats on finally becoming a correspondent on The Daily Show, Josh! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

“If I fall during shower sex, I better die” 😂

If I can’t even take a shower by myself without slipping then another person will just double the risk and casualty levels

My ex-husband and I bought a house from a retired lady who is going into an assisted living facility. There were three solid metal stability bars in our shower.🤣. That was the only time this was possible.

.... sounds like Josh is speaking from experience on this.... lolol

The “keep your eye on the ball” segment is so relatable. As a kid, I was watching tv in my Cajun grandma’s living room, she’s reading the paper. She says to me, “baby, go look at the clock.” I get up, walk to the kitchen, look at the clock, come back to the living room, sit down, watch t.v. Eventually she says, “well, what time is it?” How the hell was I supposed to know? She didn’t tell me to *read* it, just to look at it, which is exactly what I did.

Simply put, what people do in X-rated movies don't work in real life.

"Right ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 One of my favorite jokes to make for quite some years. Thanks for immortalizing it in a much funnier fashion than I ever could.

"Even if you got the bath mat." 😂

One of you is always freezin'.

Some fluids don’t mix well together. What women naturally produce and water don’t mix. You will have a weirdly dry feeling.

I love the intense dramatic closeups followed straightaway by "If i fall during shower sex, i better die" 😂

I don't know anyone that can get away with the pacing you have, Josh. You've really got the audience.

CONCUSSED!!!! 😂😂

Shower together… save water 💧

I AM SCREAMING. That “woah woah waaaahhhh” HAD ME and everyone. 😂😂😂 The sound alone is enough… 🤣🤣

Even til this day me and this girl laugh about how we almost died in the shower trying professional moves

“Anything with porcelain…that’s too freaky for me” ahahahahaha 😂💀

Toni Braxton made the black community wanna do this. That unbreak my heart mv scene had us all in a chokehold

I love when comics make themselves laugh.

the whole shower thing is very contingent on how much space you have

I think I can top everyone's shower stories. I once came close to drowning taking a shower in a hotel. It was back when my epilepsy was really severe and I was taking a shower instead of a bath per doctor's order. I felt a bit dizzy during the shower so I sat down in case I had a seizure. Next thing I know, I come to in a tub of water that had overflowed covering the bathroom floor with a couple of inches of water. During the seizure, I had somehow knocked the drain plug down into place, blacked out, the tub filled and overflowed. Ever since then the first thing I do at a hotel or new place to live is march to the shower and take out the drain plug and put it in another room:)

He’s getting confident enough to riff between jokes and is killing it 😂🙏❤️

"What in the Boss Baby is going on?" LOL

I have heard your news and am so so proud of you. I know your Mother is beyond proud of you. I have been watching you and you are ready. I wish you all the best. Be safe.

as someone who's in their early 20s and body is falling apart [for me bc of a genetic defect] I died laughing at that part 😂 too relatable LMAO

The worst part of shower sex in Ireland is that our bathrooms are ICE FUCKING COLD. So the whole time we're fighting over who gets to stand under the tiny little shower head😂

When he said "sound it out" and started screaming "OOOOOOOO!!!" I had to pause for a few minutes because I was CRYING LAUGHING and couldn't stop. 🤣🤣🤣

Somewhere out there, there is a dude telling a joke like "I told my friend my kid couldn't walk yet, just to get him terrified when the boy walked up to him with a creepy stare"

1000%, when I first tried shower sex I was like "I have been lied to and bamboozled" specifically I was lied to by Don Johnson, there's this scene from Nash Bridges that's been stuck in my head since I was 13

This was a great show in person! Shower bit had us dying of laughter. So great. If you are on the fence about getting tickets to a show, just do it. 100% worth it!

Okay that's not right; you got to WARN somebody about the first five minutes - cause I think I HURT something laughing so hard!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊

My husband and I had shower sex and he had a heart attack. (I saved him) True story. Happened last year. So I know for a fact they could be deadly.

So much fresh content and it hits every single time. Josh is such an underrated performer right now. He's amazing.

Wow, the quality 👏 the laughs. The Tuesday funnies. The suction cups will not save you 😂 love the opening scene !

His delivery of the word "concussed" had me lolling

I can be having a bad day but Josh always makes me laugh and not take it too seriously.

Boy got tucked in by another grown ass man, after he messed his shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been there

That accidental "energy" into injury save makes me want a chef kiss emoji ✊🏾😎

The fact no one knew that kid could stand but Josh is so eerie!

My grandma always said, “ God only gives you one body, you better take care of it!” I’m 60 now and wish I had heeded her words lol

What are these dramatic closeups lol you tryna make us fall in love 😻

"Still got good knees, good hips..." 😂😂😂💯💯💯😂😂😂

I love to see a Louisiana brother winning

"Don't neglect the small muscles" mentions one of the largest muscles in the body

Looking forward to the day, Josh goes international and comes to UK! 🇬🇧. This had me in tears😂

😂 "OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOO! CHAIR!!" Got me😅

I had a handicap bathroom, so there were safety rails and a bench! That was my favorite place to hit it!

Do you know what I find to be the most amazing thing about your comedy? In today's age of comedians cussing almost constantly in their effort to "be funny," you're up there slaying it without saying any cuss words. Keep up the great comedy!

That Christian line got me!!😂😂😂😂

The new cinematography choices are gold!

8:01, even if he was known to be walking...that's possessed, that's creepy killer vibes 🤣

“Hopin you don’t slip and accidentally do somethin good”

The opposite part of the slippery tub problem in shower sex is that water isn't a lubricant 🤣

I laughed EVERY single line of the segment😂😂😂😂😂. Couldn’t stop

I’ve only seen one shower in person that a couple could legitimately use together with zero issues. For the rest of us poor people, no dice

The person laughing the loudest just had this happen lol

Josh speaking from the heart on this one 😂❤ Also shout out to whoever edited this one. The slowmo shots are cool. 💯

This had me doubled over with laughter

God bless that kid "soundin' it out" in his own way 🤣🤣🤣

Two words: rubber bathmat. Okay, I spoke too soon. Guess my suction cups were safer!

Do not watch this at work. I repeat. Do not watch this at work. 😂😂

2:40 that dramatic angle at the strangest moment lol

Shower together AFTER! If u must

Josh sayin' "lay down some pipe" sounds like the least enthused pipe laying ever 🤣

Shower action is crazy 🤣 Showering together is fun though. Especially if you got a huge shower. Do not, I repeat, do not try anything with 2 in a tub because- Watch the video again 😂

Josh's parents and family ought to be proud

Your comment about porcelain... and "but I was raised a Christian"... was hilarious. Excellent, sir. :)

Tee ball is classic. I love it. That and the sound it out!😂

It's a fun pregame activity!

TRUTH! LAY DOWN PIPE! 🤣😂😭😭👑❤️‍🔥🔥🍾🥂

I love every set, every joke of Josh. But this bit is gold. I have fallen out of the shower, not just in. Cleared quite a distance just two weeks ago. And if you like irony... One time, after another fall, i thought buying a bath mat would be the right move. Every time i moved an inch on that thing, it shot right out from under my feet, and i would fall even harder! WTF? Needless to say, i will never have sex in the shower. That will kill me for sure. And i don' t wanna die naked. That' s one of my goals in life.

He can speak for himself that shit is fun. The fact I can break my neck after one hip thrust give me that adrenaline rush. Better than crack lol

😂😂😂I get so excited every time I get a Josh Johnson Notification 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽😂😂

the random cinematic shot lol

Same here! I see showering together as a RED FLAG. I am not interested! LOL!

This guy is hilarious! I look forward to all of the updates. Amazing career ahead. 💛

Thanks, look forward to your videos!

Watching this straight out of the shower… by myself…

I was so conflicted during this set. I'm like do I laugh or do I feel bad?? 😂

All showers should have metal railing to accommodate all the scary slipping.

None of us will lie and say we've never had a "aaHUP" moment in the shower 🤣

I love him so much, he cracks me up every time, I'm so happy he is on the Dauly Show. His cadence reminds me so much of Donald Glover when he talks.

Conficent in his pauses, and the facial expressions are priceless.

The visual of him falling naked in the shower made me laugh so hard my left side started hurting 😭

I was definitely a creepy kid. I did the upside-down exorcist walk on the stairs, there were multiple stray cats in the neighborhood that would follow me around, I liked to hang out on rooftops, and I would dissect dead animals that I found to see how they worked. Everyone was convinced I would end up as a circus performer, a scientist, or a serial killer. I'm a scientist.

Gotta tell you, this was the closest show of yours to me. 2.5 hours away. Yet I STILL debated driving out there. Come to Metro Detroit!

😂I didn't even hear the video and I automatically hit the LIKE THUMPS UP😂😂

I just wanna hang out with this guy now, feels like a new generation of comedy, the on spot humour, the charisma, the storytelling, the everything. And I know he's gorgeous but those are some weird ass angles for a comedy show