Kyle Kinane - If You Get A Lip Ring, You Lose Your Opinion

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#KyleKinane on talking to people with lip rings and how we should be worried that we're all allowed to vote.
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@finessegod2 5 лет назад

He looks like every bartender at a craft brewery

@artofwar420 5 лет назад

Every bartender and same attitude too, weird how he nailed both.

@magicman9218 5 лет назад

Minus the plug earrings and the neck tattoo

@MrWednesday100 5 лет назад

Bet he makes a crackin good triple hopped jasmine and earl grey infused Indian pale

@iansullivan9738 5 лет назад

He isn't wearing glasses for no reason, no bowtie or suspenders, nor a vest.

@jiujitsuforlife89 5 лет назад

And the dudes named kyle... lmfao enough said... hide your drywalls and monster. He is so woke and enlightened. Probably cause he's been balding since his 20s too. Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@brt1strrbb110 4 года назад

The youngest old man that has ever lived.

@MLBlue30 4 года назад

Gross. Who wants to be in a hurry to be old?

@aliceshtewi6280 3 года назад

Naah Bernie stands unbeaten

@brt1strrbb110 3 года назад

@@aliceshtewi6280 fair enough haha

@remy_james 3 года назад

Ever heard of Joe Pera?

@thomasbenau2810 3 года назад

That seems like a Biden voter.

@omgpuppet 5 лет назад

I get drunk on Wednesday afternoons BECAUSE I know what's going on in the world.

@TheJohnnywilson 5 лет назад

Shit, I wonder how many there are of us.

@michaelbashford2733 5 лет назад

Amen.

@robb5744 5 лет назад

Well, no, you use your awareness of current events on a global scale to rationalize your wednesday drinking, like every pretentious douche wallowing in affected cynicism

@robb5744 5 лет назад

Lee McDonald Do I? Two things: 1) I'll bet all the money in the world Kyle himself would be the very first to tear down "I drink because of the state of the world!" guy (No,.you drink because you fucking like to drink and it makes you feel good. Quit trying to spin it as a coping mechanism over your altruistic concern for the state of humanity). 2) If Kyle ripped that guy to shreds in this very clip, you'd find it fucking hilarious and would be asserting how true it is, not calling him a pretentious douche, you spectacularly misguided fucktard.

@benjaminjoy8015 5 лет назад

@@robb5744 Yes, actually you still do. The OP obviously was making a joke. You took it way to seriously.

@leaveacommentinSTFU 5 лет назад

Sounds like someone has an ex with a lip ring 😂😂

@StarCat420 4 года назад

leaveacommentinSTFU my mans really went in on those lip rings. Like I’ve never heard anyone so against them😹

@DustiCummings 4 года назад

My thoughts 😁😉

@danielgay7578 4 года назад

Most definitely

@ENikolaev 3 года назад

@@StarCat420 they are so gross and I’m with him😂😂 same with gages (gauges?) it’s literally nothing against the person, you do you, but I’ll just choose not to associate with you😂 this is coming from someone with brands on them, I bet ppl avoid me cause of that sometimes.

@StarCat420 3 года назад

@@ENikolaev lmao (crying thru my lip ring)

@grayy10k 4 года назад

“I had a friend who fell off the roof on purpose” 😂😂😂

@kingayy9267 3 года назад

Would you then change the phrasing to reflect that intentionality? eg: he _walked_ off the roof, perhaps

@Bloodsrunsthicker 5 лет назад

Listening to this with my lipring.

@TobeyFairre7861 5 лет назад

Well, you're wrong

@heckoliver 5 лет назад

And annoying

@bluespectralmonkey 5 лет назад

did you hear the 90s are over ?

@heckoliver 5 лет назад

@@bluespectralmonkey 2000 is over this was a year 2000 thing

@48Murillo 5 лет назад

Same

@MichaelBarrett1984 4 года назад

“...like it was a villain’s mustache” lol

@mrmonsterhunter808 5 лет назад

This guy looks like Ben Affleck if he was a lumberjack

@batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад

Accurate

@JorgesUsername 4 года назад

Holy shit. Haha

@lw1391 2 года назад

"...like a villain's mustache" amazing!!!!

@Peachez_and_ThePits 5 лет назад

I see Kyle, I click... it is who I am 🤷🏾‍♀️

@theonarthur 5 лет назад

I see cute girl! I like, I reply. That's who I am.

@dillondavis398 5 лет назад

SAME

@doodoostankman 5 лет назад

Theon Arthur i see someone who tries to hard, i reply, i let them know. thats who i am🤷‍♂️

@theonarthur 5 лет назад

@@doodoostankman i see someone whose having exactly what his username says. I wave 🙋‍♂️ and wish him a good day. Thats who I am. 😂🤣

@theonarthur 5 лет назад

@Mentally Awakened I didn't pay him much attention. But his username was terrible or horrible day or something like that.

@cp_digital 5 лет назад

Didn't laugh out loud watching this but I did laugh inside

@MrDinFla1 5 лет назад

Let it out Karen, let it out!

@mr.channel6467 5 лет назад

Damn

@nicolewilson6548 5 лет назад

I laughed on the outside reading this

@gilbertlopez2943 5 лет назад

This reminds me of that key & Peele skit lol

@Tembo52 3 года назад

I used to be a fan before this masterpiece now I'm a whole air conditioner

@pantslizard 5 лет назад

I just found this guy, cracks me the fuck up, reminds me of guys I knew as a kid. And his material is different than all these other people. 😜

@TheCrusaderRabbits 5 лет назад

I bet someone had a lip ring in the audience.

@marinesinspace6253 3 года назад

It's Montreal, half the audience probably had lip rings.

@kingayy9267 3 года назад

Statistically, you must be correct

@MumRah 2 года назад

I've said some of the exact same things about people having kids. Nice to know I'm not alone in that world of thought.

@daviddivad2155 5 лет назад

RIP Eddie Money. Funny set.

@adriangails1015 2 года назад

Gotta love "Uncle Barbecue and his dum dum stories"!

@michelleelizabeth1063 8 месяцев назад

Kyles great! Always new material 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

@138DeadBoy 5 лет назад

When you're favorite comedian has new material on RU-vid fuck yes! Needed that laugh, thank you Kyle!

@irobotfanatic 5 лет назад

Funny, I feel the same about dudes with odd hair/facial hair combos! 😂

@Cr0okKid 5 лет назад

Aria do you have a lip ring?

@MK_ULTRA420 4 года назад

This also applies to people with septum rings.

@MrJeo29 4 года назад

Fok

@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 года назад

No it only applies with someone with a septum

@Daszombes 4 года назад

very true

@Janellabelle 3 года назад

Ah yes the person who looked at a cow and thought, that's the look for me.

@FilbieTron 5 лет назад

This man is hysterical

@marinabolla6266 5 лет назад

Oh wow Ragnar's a funny guy.

@bearbrand6626 5 лет назад

Well played. Well played, indeed.

@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 5 лет назад

Hilarious set. Great upload. Kyle is great

@sqaure4175 5 лет назад

MaTeOWaNnA ReMaSt'RzEr of LoLs I agree. Yes sir. You are right

@mr.channel6467 5 лет назад

Love it

@desiree2desire 3 года назад

With the headphones thing. I can't hear you so you can't see me... I get it.

@eldiablo7277 2 года назад

I laughed too hard at this... especially for someone with 2 lip rings 🤣🤣🤣

@jabbles1029 5 лет назад

Love Kyle

@kylegrantham9990 5 лет назад

We are the only real "Kyle"s. All the other Kiles are imposters.

@ledheadification 5 лет назад

*Cartman voice* Shut up Kile

@MK_ULTRA420 4 года назад

KYAL

@jrbionic404 5 лет назад

That ending killed me 😂 😂 😂

@vaenskapelsen 5 лет назад

Men with beards are just men without beards with beards /internet

@TCt83067695 5 лет назад

Internet?

@andrewkear5639 5 лет назад

🤔🤣

@alltheworldswonders4926 5 лет назад

This makes no sense

@batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад

AllTheWorldsWonders Men with beards are just men without beards who have beards.

@Toxodos 5 лет назад

"Kile" lol

@goldenscarecrow 5 лет назад

Doesn’t matter if he’s funny or not. He will forever be the voice of Comedy Central to me

@novanironstine6359 5 лет назад

Hilarious 😂😂😂

@demonshaz 5 лет назад

Next week Kyle gets a lip ring

@matthewgewickey929 2 года назад

Kyle Kinane, all politicians are getting drunk on a Wednesday afternoon bro

@E2O10 5 лет назад

"Kile"? xD

@denisewhisler5536 5 лет назад

he's right on the money!

@dude_huge 5 лет назад

Getting just a slight touch of Stanhope from this. In a good way.

@abovebelow7992 5 лет назад

What i thought when i heard him too....Dougs just untouchable

@spamreciever4208 3 года назад

I have a lip ring, septum ring, and two stretched lobes Never meet your heroes I guess lmao

@seanpulatie4951 5 лет назад

This is fantastic, and I'm a huge Kyle Kinane fan, but is this festival seriously five minute sets?

@ohad.5890 4 года назад

0:11 how do you mess up 'Kyle'

@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 года назад

This dude looks like my legal ethics teacher but fifteen years younger

@duanagrant1695 2 года назад

Very good points!

@billbixby557 4 года назад

Nailed it 🔨

@shamanllama 2 года назад

says the dude who lost his hair bruh you can't be a part of this conversation. 😂😂😂

@Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 5 лет назад

Kyle is so attractive here.

@blushingfrieza 5 лет назад

He looks really healthy, I'm happy he's taking care of himself.

@Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 5 лет назад

@John M okay...not sure what you mean...I just think he looks good...on the off chase he see this I wanted him to know he cute....not sure why you would comment other than yeah he does or that is from a while ago also an acceptable comment.

@batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад

John M I don’t know what they said, but I agree with this.

@pimpammotojam444 2 года назад

i was in a bar the other day or all the time.

@TobeyFairre7861 5 лет назад

I agree

@gregcalvert1604 4 года назад

I feel attacked attacked I say! 🤣

@MellowYellow. 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious!

@leroysgrandriverband394 4 года назад

Have A Nice Day he has a podcast called boogie monster go check it out

@TheLooterArmy 3 года назад

This guy is like if Ragnar Lothbrok was born in 1980 in Los Angeles.

@apexkilla 5 лет назад

Good stuff

@SoundRayStudio1 5 лет назад

Is this the guy who voices for comedy central? His voice sounds so familiar.

@OlofTheBald 5 лет назад

Yeah he does the voice over for Comedy Central features.

@CdtHager 5 лет назад

*Me watching with Snake Bites* .... I still love you Whiskey Icarus *tips whiskey to you*

@b0bjerrington3 5 лет назад

Kyle is the fuckin GOAT

@sentryogmixmaster 5 лет назад

guy is awesome!

@charlesbarkley7012 2 года назад

Preaching the truth

@sbg1911 3 года назад

Lip ring= Inland Empire

@ignatiusjackson235 3 года назад

If you know what's really going on in politics, then you have no choice but to get drunk on Wednesday afternoons.

@letsgetit2029 5 лет назад

He’s right I’ve never had a conversation with someone that has a lip ring and that person be correct about anything. A lip ring is the universal sign for halfassed

@Sammstar420 4 года назад

Well I have a lip don't and I disag

@WadeWilsonDP 2 года назад

@@Sammstar420 The irony in this comment is beautiful.

@Sammstar420 2 года назад

@@WadeWilsonDP gotta admit i have no idea what i was even trying to say there lmao.

@HonkeyKongLive 3 года назад

I had two lip rings for a while, can verify this is true.

@guillermomontoyo 5 лет назад

Kile seems kewl

@johnnie543 5 лет назад

That's funny... I don't remember a guy named Kile at our skewl.

@kelbee9644 5 лет назад

What an opening! :)

@russianinc1 5 лет назад

Fucking naild it🤣

@theykilledjoel1496 4 года назад

I got my lip pierced and wore it for like a year, but I was 13

@BriarRouge 5 лет назад

He looks so handsome in this video.

@user-cg7wt3bx5y 4 года назад

Someone is bitter about being the only friend not making babies

@anothermike4825 3 года назад

There are 7 billion of us, human life isn't a miracle.

@TheDive99 5 лет назад

Took a while but he got there. Get while the gettings good.

@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад

even when he's completely wrong he's still funny. especially when he's wrong.

@drewmartinx 5 лет назад

Who else came to the comments because he was billed as Kile in the video?

@savannahp6359 5 лет назад

yup

@VittoIB 5 лет назад

Kyle Kinane is my inner monologue.

@PridelessChickz 5 лет назад

God damn George Carlin reincarnation, I tell ya what

@joeyb7408 5 лет назад

He looks very young here

@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231 4 года назад

I agree about Kyle not having a vote. Makes him way funnier that he admits that.

@alison4316 4 года назад

Heeeeey now. Does a Monroe piercing count?

@Zathren 5 лет назад

You should have to take a test to be a parent. It would block a lot of stupidity.

@nibkoclash4312 5 лет назад

🤣

@Unz360 5 лет назад

I know he's funnier than this

@babasemka 3 года назад

But that was PRETTY funny though

@lewismavado6869 4 года назад

Not everyone can hear the laughter in his head when he was writing these jokes

@johnnyk617 5 лет назад

They spelled his name wrong in the intro

@JamesCurtisOKC 5 лет назад

Why are you always posting sets that are almost a decade old!?!?!

@humanindica962 5 лет назад

James Curtis prolly to not ruin The Comics Specials. A lot of comedians don’t want there sets recorded....until after they hve released it themselves...