Kyle Promises to Sleep 

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Filthy lies. Everyone knows Kyle doesn’t sleep, the crew just clones a new Kyle when the main one burns out.

This only proves that Kyle will only sleep if it is work

"...for, based on what I've read, 8 hours." Look, even if he doesn't sleep, at least he's been studying up on it.

You got to love a community that when asked "what do you guys that are paying and enjoying the content I make want me to do next" responds with "we want you to sleep and take care of yourself".

Kyle, this better not be a joke, you really need sleep, all of us need sleep.... I should sleep

I don't understand... Kyle is incapable of sleep? Isn't he?

Jokes aside, fuck me, the bags under Kyle's eyes have genuinely become concerning.

Throughout the entire Kyle-verse, we may just have just discovered Well-Rested Kyle. Truly, there is no greater cause to donate to if he can actually be manifested.

Everyone: Kyle, go to sleep! Kyle: I’m a busy man, so make it worth my while.

the kyle is tired, he is eepy

I'll believe it when I see it! ... Good Dreams, Kyle

Bags? Nah, Kyle’s got a full set of matched luggage under his eyes

I absolutely canot handle the fact that in 7 hours, apparently people have donated about $500 to the Patreon. What a legendary community!

I don’t believe you.

Kyle- your existence is a blessing to the world, and I hope you look after yourself a little better so as to maintain your presence here on the internet!

I can’t wait to see how many hours after lying down it takes for someone to fall asleep with thousands of people watching

Kyle, we're worried. You may not be human, but whatever you are probably needs to sleep more than just once every five years.

This explains the decade of madness coming out of Kyle and the rest of the Door Monster team: when you can't dream, those hallucinations become so vivid they're marketable.

I can never tell when he's doing a skit and when he's being genuine. Like I don't think this is a bit, but Kyle can be really committed sometimes.

2:16 ahhh! the paintings alive!!! :P seriously though your awesome :D...please sleep.

Even pals are allowed to sleep!!

Kyle taking himself hostage: "pay or else I won't sleep"😂

I'm disappointed this video didn't end with "Frogs."

INB4 Kyle wakes up two hours into the livestream with a video idea that can't wait.

I can't afford to support rn but liking and commenting to bump this. Also, Kyle, I've had a lot of sleep disfunctions over my adult life - extreme insomnia, and then diagnosed with sleep apnea. you might want to look into either of those if sleep keeps being a struggle. But anyway I've loved your content for years and am looking forward to creepily watching you snooze

Just joined it's taken a long time but I am now finally more comfortable financially and want to do my part to help keep you guys able to do your thing

Kyle I've only recently within the last six months started watching y'alls videos I really like them. That said I really hope you actually are sleeping as a former military member I know what it's like being sleep deprived. If you are getting plenty of rest I'm glad, if not make some time, it's very important for your mental and physical health.

Man, I can't believe Kyle nearly slipped up and told everyone Brian David Gilbert died and he helped clone a new one.

I LOVED that Batman video lol your delivery is hilarious

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! The happy, healthy, well-rested weak.

I hope it works out my friend!

Thankyou for all the amazing content over the years i hope you make it to the goal and sleep lol

I tend to sleep for about 6 hours. Very obsessively specifically. I am scared. Also, for an amount of time I cannot quantify due to days blending together, I fell asleep at around 12:00, to wake up at 18:00, which is when the Fortnite shop rotates inventory. They have Venom, who is hot, and another character who upon seeing changed alot about my fursonas whithin just hours of witnessing. I have a *LOT* of mental [stuff] to unpack just regarding the [stuff]show around me not being able to get the character in time over $2, which I won't get into because it's incredibly depressing, and you strike me as the kinda person who has mental issues of their own, and needs a hug every hour. Maybe I'm projecting abit. Anyways, as I stayed up later past 12:00, I eventually broke out of the cycle, but I did start sleeping less and less just getting as close to waking up at 18:00 as my internal systems would allow given the 4-hour minimum and 7-hour maximum. Have you ever heard about how the brain really does work in a pair, and the "conscious" you isn't really necessarily either part, despite possibly having the biggest impact, atleast to your perspective? Or something like that? I kinda don't keep the exact details in easy access at all times. Basically, my id was more on the same page as me than my superego when it came to waking me up, which makes it sound kinda like a parasite in a way. I won't get into the entirety of my experiences with not the best impulse control, but it effectively is its own self-destructive entity which takes me along for the ride, which is self-destructive to me aswell, point being it is kinda like having a parasite. What was the point of the comment? Didn't really have a point; That's just where my mind went to.

Billionaire-eating Dinosaurs, A.K.A., a real wealth tax.

Demonic Car Allison isn't real, she can't hurt you Demonic Car Allison:

holy shit his eyes

Thanks for all your videos.

No. No video games, just sleep.

PLEASE KYLE SLEEP!

he is holding himself hostage now

I get to watch a live stream of Kyle sleeping? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

"I'll sleep when i can monetize it" omg it's worse than we thought.

Don't play video games before you go to sleep. It messes with how well you sleep. Just sleep.

How close are we right now? Let's get this man some rest!

Do I want Kyle to sleep? I guess. Do I NEED the guards themselves 2? Desperately.

Hm, 1 view, 54 likes. Yeah, that makes sense. 👍 Also, love your sketches, always good for a chuckle! Also, just started playing Civ 6 again with friends.

*Other Content Creators*: *Kyle*: I will sleep _“Shut up and take my money!”_

Can someone send this man melatonin in his PO box?

Kopy Kyle will keep things running... creepy-ly..

You guys need to figure out a video so easy that Kyle could literally do it in his sleep. Then have him do exactly that.

I too sleep from time to time

ALGORITHM FIX YOUR GAZE UPON THIS VIDEO

I would really like you to meet that stretch goal. Getting enough sleep is really important for long term and short term health, and I want you to be well!

Yes, more of the long form videos, I think you are on to something... and you really feel like a natural fit for that kind of content!

I can relate to the COVID, my man! I went through the entire Lockdown as Janitor who disinfected COVID exposed areas for a year and a half and only got COVID from my wife who got COVID from people in Charlotte, North Carolina in 2023. I'm lucky in that my wife has had COVID twice now (she's fine) but I have had COVID only once and our daughter has never had COVID despite being exposed to both of us. Also, COVID does suck.

Finally!

Hello fellow humans! I am here to watch this delightful video because the RU-vid put it in my feed and let me know that “People also watched this video”. As a real person myself, I’m sure I, also, will enjoy this video. Haha, how relatable! Videos people like are videos I also like! Since I am a People!

Honestly I have found few youtube channels as on-the-nose hilarious with such masterfully timed delivery, I just can't not support at this point. Joined the Patreon, pls keep on doing what you do, your content makes a difference in my weeks

My computer had 4 gigs of space left. I went to clear up space.. and it suddenly had 13 gigs of space? Why?

I do not know if you have Dropout but in season one episode one of adventuring party after they filmed a crown of candy episode one They pose a question. They asked how many levels an individual would gain fighting in an army, as Opposed to a small party going through the dungeons. They called on Bryan David Gilbert to do an unraveled video on it, but that never came to fruition. I think it would be very interesting to see you tackled that idea, but I also have been loving your videos, so no matter what you produce i'm sure it will be Fantastic. I still regularly show your hobo videos To new friends!

I don't believe this for a second. You're just going to temporarily transfer your consciousness to a clone, letting us watch an empty husk for 8 hours and claim that was you sleeping. Well I don't buy it!

I spent the most of the video looking at the fire thing on the right side of the screen in the other room. Is it some decorative range? I don't think it's cgi, but the fire looked a bit weird. Why does it appear several inches over the embers? Oh the ear studs look good too. (Assuming they weren't cgi)

Actually, it's best to not be staring at a screen right before trying to sleep, so maybe instead of playing video games, you can live stream yourself doing something boring like folding clothes.

I really like your new videos. Just keep going in the pace that ist good and healthy for you.

If I wasn't literally broke an unsure if I'll even afford a meal tomorrow, I'd be dropping 5 each month at the minimum to the patreon. I will always support Door Monster until the day the internet dies.

Update: its April 30th 2024 and patreon is sitting at $3,223 a month, so close so letting kyle sleep

Reason hes saying 4000 / month is thats how much they need to pay for the gallons of tranquiliser required to get him to sleep

- You have to take it further than one night of sleep. You need a smart watch that tracks your sleep and if you don't meet your goal you have to donate a corresponding amount of money to a local food pantry.

You're one of my favorite RU-vidrs. I wish I had your with.

Ok but that batman video was hilarious. It's not the content I signed on for years ago, but I'm enjoying it nonetheless ngl

Dude, your really look like you need to catch up on your sleep. You look like you have the start of the Insomnia look.

You've made a video where you swam up a waterfall, but this seems more unrealistic

a movie about the Bone Wars....I never thought I'd see the day, not gunna lie. Props for the originality!

i may not be able to give you money but i can write this comment which blablablablablabla algorithm blablabla more people see video blablabla

Does it count as extortion if it's to himself? Someone call hobo lawyer please

Not just sleep. Regular 8 hours.

I got a medicinal stick that works as a sleep aid, knock you out for a couple days sometimes. Some call it a bat.

Is "The Guards Themselves 2" still happening?

I've never subscribed to a patreon in my life, but if door monster is promising actual miracles now--take my dollar!

So was their ever any info on the The guards themselves sequel? I assume it is long cancelled just wondered if anything specific was ever said.

Sleepover at Kyle's! I'll bring the gushers.

Sleep is for losers. Someone as cool as I would nev ZzzZZzz

I’d love to donate but I’m also still in college so I need to be money savvy.

I also caught covid for my first time just before Christmas .....fun

just subscribed, cant wait to see kyle sleep

Kyle we arrent the only ones that matter. You matter too silly.

Kyle (and Alison and the whole DM crew), Ive been a subscriber for 9 years and a patron for 5. I have been watching you and your friends fuck around on RU-vid through all of high school and my entire adult life as well as across two genders. The thought of you finally getting a good nights sleep genuinely brings me incredible joy. I might even try to budget an increase in my patron contribution if you agree to making getting good sleep a regular thing :3

You guys don’t understand on the Patreon morning streams you see see what expert digital gravel placement looks like.

Mutahar from Some Ordinary Gamers had also issue with sleeping, and at some point he figured that magic trick was to pass out on a peaceful field when playing VR Minecraft. Claimed it was best sleep he'd ever gotten. Might wanna try that. :P

Great video. NOW GO TO BED AND REST

I dont believe you (I havent started the video)

WAIT there's a TGT MOVIE!?!?

brilliant, you can count on me upping my patreon sooni-sh towards this goal. I will need proof of sleeping happening.

love the earrings

Are the earrings new? They look nice!

Wait there’s a guards themselves movie on the patreon!?!

Fake news

Mhm, sleep, sure. Where is the _real_ Kyle tho?

kyle sleeping yeah right not possible