L O C K H E E D M A R T I N 

Do you love the military industrial complex as much as I do?

I remember interviewing at Lockheed Martin and I'll never forget the promotional video playing in the lobby. "One day, there will be peace, one day we will no longer need wars and strife, until that day, we will be here."

As someone once said: "War is bad, but planes are rad."

When your planes are so good they manage to fly unmanned over half America

Lockheed isn't actually a company, its a code name for a machine hidden under the US capitol that directly turns money into next gen aircraft.

Mechanical engineers feeling their moral compass leaving their body when Lockheed Martin offers them a job:

holding a share in lockheed martin stock is the greatest feeling ever

A company whose products changed the world. Depending on what payload they carry ;)

it's a bird! It's a plane! NO it's LOCKHEED MARTIN

Before clicking i knew that this was made by an NCD member must have been the combination of lockheed and anime that tipped me off

QUADRUPLE THE DEFENCE BUDGET 🗣🗣‼‼‼

This is the kind of psy op id fall for

morals leaving the body the moment you get that lockheed martin paycheck

PLEASE HIRE ME LOCKHEEEED I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT WITH NO MORAL COMPASS!

"They're called anime girls Hank. The government uses them for psy-ops" - Dale Gribble probably

Lockheed Martin, the company that can turn a pacifist engineer to an engineer

as usual, you don't see the nighthawk

Me: Wake up. its the year of lockheed My family: you have said that for the last 7 ye- Me: I DONT CARE🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Starving children in Africa could have eaten that fighter jet.

Pov the morality leaving my body after Lockheed Martin offers me a lucrative contract.

"Its a bird, its a plane, oh no its L O C K H E E D M A R T I N." -a certain badger that's russian

I’m in love with the military industrial complex

Gimme Gimme Gimme is just Lockheed's unofficial anthem at this point.

For those interested, I believe the woman in the Thumbnail is from a art piece made by Senjouhara Nira on Pixiv, featuring a F-35 (c probably) launching from a flight deck

The lyrics of this song ‘there's not a soul out there no one to hear my prayer’ matches with Lockheed martin’s vision

Every time Russia makes a new threat I remember my portfolio and the fact that I am too old to be drafted. Then this song plays in my head.

Now, dont get me wrong, war is very bad and icky and all that jazz... ...but i like how the funny arrow in my lockheed stocks goes up...

PEACE... through superior firepower.

Live, Laugh, LockheedMartin

I understand now, I get it. This is why warhawks still soar.

Hell yeah!!! Lockheed Martin waifu!!!!! now i can be twice as lonely while continuing to believe i will be able to get into lockheed martin!!!!!!!!

Ya know? I find it funny that the USN is adopting a Lockheed Design when Grumman has made most of if not all USN carrier based air craft

this video made me put all my life savings into Lockheed Martin stocks 🥰

cant wait to graduate and kiss my moral compass goodbye the moment the Lockheed recruiter offers me a job.

I love the military industrial complex because it makes cool stuff

Lockheed Martin: Mass un-healthcare in 30 minutes or less or your money back.

"is it a bird?" "is it a plane?" "no it's L O C K H E E D M A R T I N "

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No wait it’s Lockheed Martin.

“War isn't rad!” mfers until they watch a Lockheed Martin edit

The morals leaving my body after I get a job offer from LM:

This is MIC propaganda. It worked. Triple the defense budget, the USCG needs destroyers.

Who said freedom can't be profitable and exportable?

Do we get anime girls if I apply as an engineer in Lockheed ?

I'm still pissed off at Lockheed Martin because when I was younger I got in contact with one of their r&D guys and pitch them an idea for a laser guided 50 caliber bullet with a pretty good design that was well thought out and practical enough to be developed into something useful. Four years later the same exact guys making that same exact concept. Guy stole my work, passed it off as his own and used the think tank to make it a reality

Present to you by DEMOCRACY, you are fucking welcome

Whenever I'm stressed over my engineering degree I watch vids like this to get my motivation back

As a Russian badger once said: “it’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh no it’s *lockheed martin* “

As a Swede I can confirm that ABBA goes with any video and that SAAB and Lockheed-Martin should make a fighter jet together

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s ***LOCKHEED MARTIN***.

One day, i was sitting and watching the blue sky. As the wind blew by, i saw one of those jets flying over. I couldn't believe i had lost my legs so quickly in my life. They were so awe-inspiring that you might not walk ever again.

"it's a bird it's a plane no its lockhead martin" RB

Guess who just made a hypersonic missile that fits in the weapons bay of the F-35?

it's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Lockheed Martin -Russianbadger

As a former employee of LMCO, I can confirm this is accurate.

"Its a bird, its a plane! Oh no its LOCKHEED MARTIN!" My stepfather works at Lockheed and recently got to visit to see some of the planes theyve made, X-59, Sr-71, F-117, F-22 and a few others i cant remember, and just around the corner was a B-52

I love the idea that most of Lockheed built aircraft were built by airplane designers on crack

Personally I LOVE jumpcut-on-the-beat edits. I got so hyped on the intro which was absolutely perfect! Lockheed + ABBA + quick precise cuts = easy contender for one of the best edits I've ever seen! This didn't continue all throughout the video as I first hoped, but it's nonetheless a great edit! I'll pray for the algorithm to bring me back to you if you make more stuff like this. And I certainly won't mind if you decide to make it a little more jumpcuty! 😏😂 But again, that's just my thing, so please don't take it too seriously, I'm just a random guy on the internet, who has never done any edit himself and just critiques other peoples stuff... 🙏😂

“This is propaganda” It worked, triple the defense budget.

Mechanics Engineers: I want do good in the world Lockheed: Job? Mechanical Engineers:

Everyone hates the MIC until shit starts popping off.

This edit is such an amazing clip!

The US Department of Defense every time people start killing each other: "Wockhead cun, hewes ten biwion dowars. Can has new toys pwease? 👉👈"

"Would you intercept me?"

“ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE! OH NO ITS LOCKHEED MARTIN!”- TheRussianBadger 2022

I am not immune to propaganda

My compassion and love for my fellow man leaving my body when I see how cool the military industrial complex is

“mIliTarY vEhICLeS sUCk” Lockheed Martin’s products:

born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to watch fighter jet fancams

And that’s where Lockheed…

The editing is good on this one! Thanks for syncing your cuts to the beat.

must be my 12th time seeing this video, love your content, keep up the good work.

you are not immune to propaganda

I'm still not paying my taxes

“It’s a bird” “it’s a plane” “ITS LOCKHEED MARTIN!”

Mom: "You can have anything you want for birthday!" Me: *Points to the angel of death*

If this isn’t a work of art, then I don’t know what is

"it's a bird!" "it's a plane!" oh no it's lockheed martin

who needs moral compass when you have 6 figure salary

Skunk works inventing a fusion reactor because they wanted to save money on bills

IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, OH NO IT'S LOCKHEED MARTIN!!!

Vroom, Zoom, Boom Freedoom The Freedom Of The Man Know’s No Bounds The Comfort of Man Know’s No Bounds

Lockheed Martin, the last company you ever want to piss off.

Selling your soul has never looked this beautiful.

Wow dunno how I ended up on plane lover youtube, but it's nice too here.

This is why we dont have free healthcare

We hate the industrial arms complex, but it's OUR INDUSTRIAL ARMS COMPLEX TO HATE.

Is it a bird? is it a plane? NO ITS LOCKHEED MARTIN AMERICA YEAEAREARAEEAEAEAEAEAEEA

Waiting for the same video, but about Sukhoi conern! Very nice edit!

if we are ever to be a space faring civilization, i trust lockhead to take us there

New Lockheed Martin advertisement looks good.

Boeing: 🗿 MD: 🗿 General Dynamics: 🗿 Lockheed Martin: 🗿

A Lockheed Martin fancam was not something I expected to see today.

This channel speaks to us that are veterans.

I love how ABBA's gimme has jusst become the theme of lockheed martin

This video is a mood

:The edit😍: :The thumbnail💀:

ALL HAIL THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

In the Michael Bay movies, the Transformers have access to the internet before coming to Earth. I’d like to imagine this vid of the F22 was love at first sight for Starscream.

God bless the Military Industrial Complex. Give a man a reason and he'll build weapons that challenge god.

One of the best edits I’ve seen yet