Lament of the Dandelion 

I’m having visions of a shed… and constant destruction of it…

In the shed zone, James was struggling to find something that matched his rigorous standards

*Insert a bloke trying to build a BLOODY shed man*

"So you take the big spanner off, you can see its missing, you put the spanner back on you know its in the right place, if Jeremy Clarkson came in here and did THAT, then you can see immediately that that is NOT the correct spanner for that peg, that should be on there and that should be on there..." - Jamesie Dimmock May, Comic relief 2008😂

You see, you take the big spanner off, you can see the big spanner is missing. You put the big spanner on, you know it's in the right place. If Jeremy Clarkson came in here and did that, you'd see immediately that is not the correct spanner for that peg. That should be on there, and that should be on there.

"Have you got any syphilis?" -Jeremy Clarkson

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!

Top Gear 😁😁😁

I don’t mean Gorgonzola that’s a cheese isn’t it.

“Oh mum I’ve just been down the post office they’ve got a new stamp out”

This is the best version, have been looking for it for a long time. Thanks

Thanks very much, I've been looking for Black Dyke Band original version for a long time, and I believe this to be the only upload of it on RU-vid.

do you have any gorgonzola here? Gorgonzola? gorgonzola ill go check for you thanks..... oh i dont mean gorgonzola do i thats a cheese

No point in paying for daffodils when you can nick them from a roundabout