Langston Kerman - Don’t Get Engaged, Go to Medieval Times

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Langston Kerman on why you should vote Republican, and why you should go to Medieval Times instead of getting engaged. Langston Kerman stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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@nicoleakinyi2611 4 года назад

Lol "She looked me in my human eyes... " 😂😂

@vadaski5038 4 года назад

Drop the snap

@unmuchoproblem0 4 года назад

“his human life”

@Jhowar04 5 лет назад

This dude is so much funnier then that crowd gave him credit for

@madisynjackson5861 4 года назад

Honestly! They were laughing to be bice, but he was hilarious!

@TheAvgCommentator 4 года назад

They don't mic the crowd very well.

@ikg2004 4 года назад

Ah, no.

@SP-sp7ul 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing. It's why I came to comment. Do your thang Langston

@garrettbertholf4347 4 года назад

Meh

@rjmoney9 4 года назад

The Wu Tang joke around 4:35 was so so so under-appreciated by this crowd.

@powerswish 5 лет назад

There's some subtle cleverness all over this set. This guy is good.

@curlz4dayzz597 4 года назад

As soon as he said “recently engaged” my heart dropped I really thought I was in love lol 😂 he’s hilarious, his content 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

@samanthaperez6533 4 года назад

Ashley Knights preach

@MsKing-ft8xm 4 года назад

Yup 🤔😒😔

@jasonc3654 3 года назад

Equally disappointed

@The_RazorCode 3 года назад

Very much a dude, also disappointed with this news

@ebonymatiere9014 3 года назад

Yep! Same

@jaypalmer2463 5 лет назад

Thick Clit Energy - TCE

@TiaLaMuneca 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@VictoriaSobocki 4 года назад

New BDE

@MsKing-ft8xm 4 года назад

Periodt

@graceb7284 3 года назад

My favorite part🤣🤣🤣

@tiernytouch3274 5 лет назад

“ghostface killah’s not fluent in mandarin” LMFAOO

@EddieLowenheim 4 года назад

And some fucking way it got no reaction, it was a great joke

@Thiefree 4 года назад

oh this material was WASTED on that audience, this guy rules

@ketercognitohazard 3 года назад

Yo, for real. This guy went way over this crowds head. Top-shelf comedy, right here.

@BudandBloomWithBlossom 3 года назад

Thiefree For real. This crowd sucked, but this guy is excellent.

@calebutterback8528 5 лет назад

That crowd was so weak this dude is hilarious

@4shady0 5 лет назад

Different type of crowds, they're respecting the show and enjoying it at the same time.

@lilettex0421 4 года назад

@@4shady0 Respecting the show?? You're kidding right? It's a comedy show. The way the audience respsects the show is to laugh.

@bobbiusshadow6985 4 года назад

Respect the crowd

@LydianMelody 4 года назад

Commenting from the apocalypse in 2020 and just wanted to say this guy called it. Looking forward to voting for the dolphin whenever she announces her candidacy.

@LordHighRoller 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment 😂

@tonyawallace5297 3 года назад

@@LordHighRoller I immediately started reading the comments looking for it! 😂 So glad I wasn't disappointed.

@fog415 3 года назад

According to our collective comments, WE all should’ve been his crowd. Just stumbled across his D.A.R.E. video by chance and now I’m searching for all his stuff. He made me laugh, uncontrolled, for the first time since March. 🙌🏽

@MrWinnieP 5 лет назад

I like how it feels like a buddy is just talking to me. Hope to see more from this guy

@Perfectpearl 5 лет назад

3:53 An Asian guy named Jerome. Rotflmfao

@ampollard7041 4 года назад

"Ghostface Killah is not fluent in Mandarin.... I know that" HILARIOUS 😄😄

@nappyqueen86 4 года назад

Am Pollard fav joke from him

@Nothere.anymore 5 лет назад

Crowd is poop. I’m cracking up at my desk

@choppacal4899 5 лет назад

It's intelligent comedy.

@leolucky7570 4 года назад

Verry

@oookaypal3046 4 года назад

Agreed. His audience is low brow at best

@anthonyzullo 4 года назад

Busted out laughing at my own job over the "end to the story of white people" bruh, I feel that so much

@misterpalmer 5 лет назад

He a FOOL. I'm gonna find more of his vids.

@avirei98 4 года назад

I just realized why I find this man so attractive. He looks like model and actor Brian white. Same smile and everything

@MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 года назад

Avianna Reign YESSSS! Thought it was just me! Just like Brian White!!!

@kayyoung9242 4 года назад

EXACTLY 😁👍

@Subscribe2mychannel 4 года назад

I’m 36 and just found out that it was chest of drawers I’ve been saying Chester my whole life 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

@carolmk3114 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@mountainlife2411 4 года назад

That wu tang joke joke had me rooooolin"

@b.j.h.1706 4 года назад

He needs to do more Black gigs. He makes White people think too much. By the time they realize it's a joke, he's on the next one.

@ketercognitohazard 3 года назад

Nah bro. I'm kinda white and I almost pissed my pants laughing at main man.

@chelseacco7567 3 года назад

@@ketercognitohazard Kinda white? 😂

@Kick0a0cat 3 года назад

@@ketercognitohazard so you not white white, that's different :D

@Kick0a0cat 3 года назад

@@chelseacco7567 biracial? White passing? Idk

@keelyhenson8494 5 лет назад

“I’m not ready for turtle” 🤣🤣

@JonesBoy97 3 года назад

The first voting joke aged INCREDIBLY

@1ne2wo3hree4o5ive 3 года назад

Its aging even better now would u say

@Whocareslol420 13 дней назад

Still aging like a fine wine. We got a dementia ridden old man, and a felon who also seems to have several screws loose being our only presidential options

@royal3880 5 лет назад

The crowd was trash. He's funny even if I never watched Insecure.

@CalvinLimuel 5 лет назад

or they don't mike the audience

@Moridorable 5 лет назад

I noticed that a lot of these small set videos we see in the recommended videos end up with Icehouse-sized crowds. It's kinda off-putting for people who are used to the sound of a full auditorium's fullness of reverberation and the sheer mass of the audience's ambient sounds. I get how it's jarring, but when comics work IRL they sometimes do REALLY small rooms or just bars.

@Moridorable 5 лет назад

Read Patton Oswalt's _"Silver Screen Fiend."_ He talks about the difference between dive bar audiences & the hothouse flowerbeds of a hipster, uptown LA stage spot.

@Moridorable 5 лет назад

It's really interesting to see what _builds_ a comic.

@shaethefunny1428 5 лет назад

I didnt know he was in insecure 🤯

@lilithamethystius5289 4 года назад

He's so attractive.

@richardgolden4315 5 лет назад

"Fuck, I didnt wanna eat ass, damn I was really trying not to eat ass" the whole "eat ass" reference gat me dying...😂😂😂

@pamelaison2444 5 лет назад

"I love my girl...but I don't know if I'm ready for 🐢"...😂😂💀💀👻👻

@malcolmsaxton2028 5 лет назад

Jerome Yang ..😂😂😂😂😂😂

@toyadiinae9800 4 года назад

That whole set of jokes starting from Jerome to WuTang Clan was hilarious!!!

@egggggyy 5 лет назад

Chester drawers! I died

@NickE-db7gw 5 лет назад

This guy is so funny, its unreal! Just its a dammmm shame he had a very bad audience! Go forward bro..your funny like hell!

@hartbr0k3nmusic2 4 года назад

This man singlehandedly predicted 2020😭😭

@Conduitofself 3 года назад

Watching in 2020 like alright, I'm ready for this dolphin

@jacobballenger3703 5 лет назад

I somehow predicted the name Jerome. With like crazy confidence too. Weird.

@Taeyexe 4 года назад

Jacob Ballenger bro same 😂

@LunarySSF2 4 года назад

i thought he would said Langston that would've been a wholesome moment, someone naming themselves after him Instead Jerome was funny as FUCK lool

@miraculux. 5 лет назад

Watching 7-10 of these vids on this stage back to back I've learned the crowd is *always* crap. They should be doing some vetting before taping at the very least... 👀 now some of these poor guys can’t even send their friends n family to youtube without giving them hella cringe

@macmizzo9028 5 лет назад

My dude from insecure. Molly homie

@oRuTRa45 4 года назад

Just found out today dude is a stand-up comic.

@katjames2545 5 лет назад

Insecure! Oh I love him 😍 and he's funny. The crowd sucked. 👎

@IAMMNY253 4 года назад

He's super funny, but the crowd definitely ruined the appeal, for this one time add a laugh track bc he needs more exposure

@liteskinmxcn 2 года назад

The first minute was gold and true, dude saw it coming before anyone else.

@CountsDigGraves 5 лет назад

Spent all evening listening to different comedians on RU-vid, and this is the first one tonight that got me laughing out loud. Great!

@kenetabansi5016 4 года назад

He sounds like Dave Chappell’s imitation of a stereotypical white man

@kesleygeorge6093 5 лет назад

Who else cliked because he look cute on the pic

@stoutyyyy 4 года назад

Kesley GEORGE he look cute in the video too

@molly3057 5 лет назад

oh my god. I really like him! He's hilarious. Its 1am and I'm trying to laugh as quietly as possible as to not wake up my sister but he made it really difficult. My favorite part about him was that even thou the crowd was terrible, he still had this confidence about him. Like he knew just how funny he was and he wasn't bothered by how unresponsive they were.

@soulmechanics7946 5 лет назад

"Squire!"😂

@dayhop3257 4 года назад

this crowd was so dry. Give the man a #Netflix special, please and thank you!

@erikapurcell-williams4049 5 лет назад

We see you, Langston! Keep it up, sir! ;-)

@kellikakes81 4 года назад

I was over 30 years old when I found out it was Chest of Drawers, not Chester drawers, too 🤣🤣🤣

@Jromestrings 5 лет назад

Beep beep. Here to take y'all to school

@BrooklynDaDon1 5 лет назад

You would be 1 sexy bus driver

@Majisty 4 года назад

Hilarious

@josephsummer777 4 года назад

Green Knight reference is beautiful IF YOU READ MALORY's Morte d' A. Love it. Finally a comic for me.

@natalieh5950 Год назад

I was watching the Boys the other day and wondered where I'd seen Eagle's face before... now that another video of his stand up came up on my recommended page everything makes sense. Looked up the name and remembered he was also on Insecure! Great track record Langston lol

@Dommy11 5 лет назад

I love bruh's observation and analytical skills. His commentary could use some work but when he gets that down he could be great.

@VitaEx 4 года назад

I frickin love langston I clicked after checking his last video does not disappoint great delivery and style keeping tabs he’s gonna be huge

@Harvester88 4 года назад

"Nah, we good. Enjoy your meeting."

@cpmenninga 5 лет назад

I just heard Langston on Comedy Bang Bang. It was one of the best episodes ever. You have a new fan.

@maburg713 4 года назад

I just really like how intelligent and witty he is. You have to keep up, and you find yourself appreciating things later. Just a really funny guy. And the turtle thing?? Priceless.

@priestmorrison6564 5 лет назад

I'thumbed'soon as he said Dolphin Hilarity

@robrodriguez4866 3 года назад

Yo the first few jokes broke the crowd! 😂

@tyronebowannie4488 4 года назад

"And I love my girl, but I don't know that I'm ready for turtle." Best quote I ever heard! This dude is funny!

@alexmason4223 3 года назад

“Let’s start with soup and work our way up” that was so underrated lmfaooo, this guy is good at casually sending out punchline jokes

@beasamsung3803 4 года назад

Who else JUST found out it is “chest of drawers” in 2020?!! 🙈🙈🙈 🤣🤣🤣 & I’m 33!!!

@jamawilliams1577 5 лет назад

He Favors Actor Brian White Handsome Sexy

@kayyoung9242 4 года назад

Exactly ❤

@GladiatorCoachSully 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious, how am I just now finding him?

@anwulika.o 5 лет назад

He’s really smart. Just a naturally funny guy

@Andrethemodel 4 года назад

Looking back on this woah !!

@flowerwolff-8017 3 года назад

His smile makes me blush. Oh stop Langston. 🙃

@positivevibesveda 5 лет назад

I learned last year that it said “piracy is not a victimless crime” and not “privacy is not a victimless crime”😂

@juniorbanyn8989 4 года назад

That crowd was hella dead, that midwest chlamydia joke is killer

@aurorabanks5778 5 лет назад

As soon as he said I'm engaged.. I rolled my eyes!! Damn it another hot nigga off the market 😂😂😂

@JordanReedYT 4 года назад

This guy is always GREAT!!!

@TheNotoriousKRP 5 лет назад

I really like the points that he makes in the first minute.

@jeannedeclue 4 года назад

I just died over and over again. I love this dude.

@1vootman 4 года назад

As a white guy, I approve of his message 🤣 great set, lame crowd

@LoveberryMusic 3 года назад

That first joke definitely aged well lmao

@jaypalmer2463 5 лет назад

First joke got me lol

@lesleymokonyama8308 4 года назад

She fights with shit I did a year and a half ago..

@Rubber703s 5 лет назад

93 thumb down Jerome's...(?) That's crazy...

@shaethefunny1428 5 лет назад

First of all im a clean 33. And didnt know that was a thing. Chest of drawers!!!! I just called it get it out the drawers. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@hannahreneesanders8250 4 года назад

"Thick Clit" BRUH. This dude is hilarious.

@NonBinary_Star 2 года назад

Hilarious! I love it!

@mofrowannabe 4 года назад

“Naaah, no bath.” 💀 🤣

@mikaelabrennan9072 4 года назад

watching this in 2020 and that intro holy shit

@mauricelangley5033 5 лет назад

Chesterdrawers cracked me up!!

@Rogueknowledge 5 лет назад

This dude made me subscribe

@sundaegold 4 года назад

Watching this during Covid epidemic. Lol

@frankdeux9784 2 года назад

Didn’t even know he did stand up. Yo is crazy funny in Bust Down.

@juicymiss87 4 года назад

Jerome Yang🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462 Год назад

I'm here because of his podcast and I'm glad I came.

@Alr1ghtyThen 4 года назад

"Chest of Drawers" just fucked me up.

@JoJoLuvChannel 4 года назад

Chester Drawers 😂😂😂😭😭😭

@babywuggz6954 4 года назад

This crowd is dumb!! He was hilarious 😂

@KinkyXKnotti 4 года назад

When everything's burning to the ground as we speak

@mwihaki.wanjoroge635 5 лет назад

Oh My God he is from Insecure.

@5475mcga 5 лет назад

Turtle still in there??!! I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amazingmenace6168 4 года назад

Bro how tf did I know he was gonna say Jerome. 😂😂😂

@ashlyarsenic7253 5 лет назад

Hehehe so awesome

@Perfectpearl 5 лет назад

4:29 Lol

@madmodder123 5 лет назад

I'm 27 and I have never heard anyone call a dresser a "chest of drawers"

@cpmenninga 5 лет назад

No problem, it may be because your only 27.

@dandaadnad529 5 лет назад

Highly used here in the UK

@chrisheese4674 4 года назад

Mostly said by elderly people

@jessw.82 3 года назад

He is so absolutely adorable!

@AzzizaNaomi 4 года назад

The Jerome bit took me out. So good.