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Mike, you gross fool!
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@scrat9870
@scrat9870 3 года назад
the idea of marines trading around cds full of hentai gives me an odd kind of faith in the world today
@falloutfart9917
@falloutfart9917 3 года назад
Even in war they can still find happiness
@mrminiguns
@mrminiguns 3 года назад
Dude, external hard drives and memory sticks loaded with porn, tv shows, and movies are worth their weight in gold
@Jackal_XXX
@Jackal_XXX 3 года назад
What constitutes as contraband in the military is astounding.
@t.kenneth5697
@t.kenneth5697 3 года назад
“Do you believe you can find love on a battlefield” “I certainly believe you can make love- I did, in my foxhole” “Field expedient tenga!”
@Doop_A_Derp
@Doop_A_Derp 3 года назад
@@t.kenneth5697 those blueberry jam packets are finally good for soemthing
@cobaltcoyote4290
@cobaltcoyote4290 3 года назад
Their stories are always so weird but interesting and hilarious. I seriously want more.
@sandshark2517
@sandshark2517 3 года назад
Mike just literally had the "When you find the point that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible
@georgevanderslice9720
@georgevanderslice9720 3 года назад
As ex-military, I can't even say this is weird. This is just a normal story. I am not even joking.
@captain6255
@captain6255 3 года назад
If they move shorter stories to yt shorts I would not complain
@peanutbutterboi8489
@peanutbutterboi8489 3 года назад
I'd like but it's at 666
@chiggybeese7116
@chiggybeese7116 3 года назад
Me2
@sandshark2517
@sandshark2517 3 года назад
Mike just literally had the "When you find the pr0n that made you bust in 3 seconds, several years later" meme happen in The best way possible
@skeletorsleftnut5951
@skeletorsleftnut5951 3 года назад
There’s currently 1 dislike. Must be said fellow marine.
@poiseboi6235
@poiseboi6235 3 года назад
now six fellow marines, apparently they wanted that hentai too edit: now 284 marines wanted that hentai, must have been a real popular hentai dealer in the military
@Feasco
@Feasco 3 года назад
Still waiting for that hentai
@JunoHoslow
@JunoHoslow 2 года назад
@@poiseboi6235 now... we will never know how many
@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation
@MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation 2 года назад
@@poiseboi6235 its not talked about much but Mike was actually the only Porn dealer in the marine corp at the time. Whennhe left he passed the mantel onto his protoge
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 2 года назад
We'll never know the true number of dislikes
@AngryTheGnome
@AngryTheGnome 3 года назад
I love the banter between you and Z̷̰̓å̴̙̪̚c̸̖̊h̷̜͚̓͠, just the 2 of you chilling ad sharing stories
@runktheruler
@runktheruler 3 года назад
You spelled zank wrong
@whyle5318
@whyle5318 3 года назад
Ahh yes the eldritch god who goes by the moniker of Z̶̧̛̥̰͒͐̄͒̓̌̚a̸͉͔̩͑͊̿́̚c̵̨͎̦̞̣̹̼͛̽͒̎h̸̨̦͈͓̖͔̫̯͋͛̒͑͘ͅ
@diooverheaven6561
@diooverheaven6561 3 года назад
Seeing "ź" and after that "a" hurts me on many levels
@Master_Of_The_Universe
@Master_Of_The_Universe 3 года назад
It's spelled ꁴ​₳ርጕ.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
@orangeismyfavoritecolor 3 года назад
ꑒꁲꏳꁝ
@ChulioRCHulio
@ChulioRCHulio 3 года назад
"If it´s a disk drive, there´s probably porn on it" - The internet, probably
@coletrain411
@coletrain411 3 года назад
Our a burned low bitrate pirated green day/linkin park cd
@ChulioRCHulio
@ChulioRCHulio 3 года назад
@@coletrain411 Ah the good old times!
@SpartanChief17C
@SpartanChief17C 3 года назад
Please don’t constrain the campfire stories to shorts 😭
@TheFalseChef
@TheFalseChef 3 года назад
They won’t probably
@AirWolf2301
@AirWolf2301 3 года назад
This one is just way to short for a full video
@puremarblec
@puremarblec 3 года назад
They will probably only do that for extremely short stories also sometimes youtube auto does it
@warriorwolf77
@warriorwolf77 3 года назад
Honestly wish disc drives were standard again, it's nice to be able to catch dvds on your comp.
@TheMetalWeirdo
@TheMetalWeirdo 3 года назад
I agree. It'd be sweet to have an internal disc drive instead of an external
@warriorwolf77
@warriorwolf77 3 года назад
@@TheMetalWeirdo Just start selling RGB led coated drives and they'd sell like hotcakes.
@yocapo32
@yocapo32 3 года назад
Well, I've heard of people going back to physical releases because they got sick of having to pay for subscription services, so we'll see where that goes.
@conormaguire690
@conormaguire690 3 года назад
issue is, desktop cases rarely have the physical bay to install a disk drive. so if a desktop doesnt come with one a laptop definitely wont. It tbh doesnt make sense why they dont update the form factor when you look at the size of external bluray read and write drive. the bay literally has to be the thickness of a small hard drive and a little over the width of the disk.
@RAFMnBgaming
@RAFMnBgaming 3 года назад
Dude same. I'm at the point where I want to be able to upgrade to a laptop that's VR Ready but also has a disk drive, and unfortunately the two just barely don't intersect.
@emrfish6
@emrfish6 3 года назад
We need details, Mike. What was it called? We must know...for research...yes, research!
@ArmorandArtillery
@ArmorandArtillery 3 года назад
Now say it like you’re a think tank scientist
@Thomas-fz9xw
@Thomas-fz9xw 3 года назад
@@ArmorandArtillery Hello MikeBurnFire, I represent an esteemed government think tank, Human Observations and Research National Institute, and have recently received a request for information about your time in the military. As you know, the Freedom of Information Act requires all non-classified government information to be disclosed upon request--as you were working for the government at this time, all information about (or related to) that time is a part of public record. As such, we require all information regarding any media purchases and viewings from this time period. This information must be readily available to the public, as both law and your civic duty requires it to be so. Respectfully, Thomas C. Gantley HORN Institute
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 3 года назад
my bet is on bible black
@ArmorandArtillery
@ArmorandArtillery 3 года назад
@@Thomas-fz9xw not exactly what I was looking for but I’ll take it
@maslinolovcherik8387
@maslinolovcherik8387 3 года назад
@@Biodeamon soldiers of culture, huh
@lordmessoric9362
@lordmessoric9362 3 года назад
ITS BEEN OVER TWO MONTHS! FINALLY! I LOVE THESE! Edit... It's only 35 seconds, but I'm thankful for these 35 seconds
@warbird333
@warbird333 3 года назад
Same, wish it was longer but I still love their stories.
@Get2thecart
@Get2thecart 3 года назад
Been missing these compilations so much, so good to watch before bed. Must've watched them all through 4 or 5 times now
@gamerguy9961
@gamerguy9961 3 года назад
Me too
@kotarldo
@kotarldo 3 года назад
Yep, the worst thing about their videos is that we do have not enough. I from time to time rewatch the part where they had themselves as companions and Zach literally said the same line as the companion. I also enjoy a lot their Fallout 4 play, they will have more mods, more guns for Zach to go mad and ngl, the shit that happens to them in Fallout 4 is much more random and funny than new vegas.
@tachyon8317
@tachyon8317 3 года назад
4 or 5 times?! ROOKIE NUMBERS! :P
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 3 года назад
@@tachyon8317 does the name gray ring any bells?
@tachyon8317
@tachyon8317 3 года назад
@@sunkiller5682 Oh yes. In fact, when it comes to how many times I've watched _his_ vids, let's just say "we won't need numbers where we're going!" (but we *will* need Spleens*, Tonsils, Florida Man and PLENTY of bud and natty lights)
@kurtsurban2081
@kurtsurban2081 3 года назад
Mike had his priorities straight when he was in the Marine Corps
@fullmetalman1124
@fullmetalman1124 3 года назад
Hey guys, been having a hard time lately (moved cross country, got 5 teeth coming out tomorrow, dealing with a nasty ex) and hearing your stories have been what i look forward too. You guys have been keeping me going strong, thank you Mike and Zach!
@Jackal_XXX
@Jackal_XXX 3 года назад
Stay strong bud. Live for yourself, and find what brings you purpose. I’ve been through some shit myself, it only builds you into something more powerful if you stay strong.
@thedrifter5531
@thedrifter5531 3 года назад
anyone else miss when electronic devices that cost hundreds to thousands of dollars actually had features
@Ebonshield
@Ebonshield 3 года назад
Me: "Oooohh another Mike and Zach campfire story! Wonder what it's about?" Mike: "IT'S PORN!!!" Me: "Fucking Marines as always!"
@flaregaming7002
@flaregaming7002 8 месяцев назад
That would be my reaction too honestly
@Tsuraga21
@Tsuraga21 3 года назад
"Why are you in the marines?" "I want a lot of money for my waifus" "What" "What"
@austintowe1429
@austintowe1429 2 года назад
For some reason I can picture this same conversation with me and my 3 bestfriends and I'm dying!
@Zombine2514
@Zombine2514 2 года назад
This is why I love this channel
@dragonfell5078
@dragonfell5078 3 года назад
Zach and Mike make the Frontier actually enjoyable God please don't curse them with finding the lizard thing
@BigBosswin
@BigBosswin 3 года назад
Are you going to give us the sauce ,Mike?
@zeldaglitchman
@zeldaglitchman 2 года назад
They know each other so well I love this
@martinpat94
@martinpat94 3 года назад
Your guy’s stories and content always brings a smile to my face
@CorundumDevil
@CorundumDevil 3 года назад
"Was it porn?" "Duh."
@GG_Metl
@GG_Metl 3 года назад
These are some of my favorite videos on RU-vid. I wish there was more. I still listen to these as a podcast while I’m working
@theirishviking9278
@theirishviking9278 3 года назад
Short, sweet, to the point, and still funny as hell
@d2guardian43
@d2guardian43 2 года назад
Once a man of culture always a man of culture
@dreysantillan
@dreysantillan 3 года назад
I want a game where NPCs talk like this
@Dr_Monitor
@Dr_Monitor 3 года назад
Zach's laugh gives me life. Just this guttural belly-laugh that you can imagine him sticking his tongue out for whenever he does that laugh.
@Tores444
@Tores444 3 года назад
They had a whole conversation in half a minute, wow
@RaichoGaming
@RaichoGaming 3 года назад
the best 34 second video ever
@elsisssurana2046
@elsisssurana2046 3 года назад
The tentacles came later...
@Shiro_47
@Shiro_47 Год назад
Whether you're on a ship or in the middle of the desert "Porn is Currency"
@timo4463
@timo4463 Год назад
Thats why i stockpile IT when the apacolypse comes you rely on people Like Me!
@muggo947
@muggo947 3 года назад
Bonding with friends over porn is always so nice
@harveyfranks1458
@harveyfranks1458 3 года назад
Mike is Red Zach is Blue They both watch hentai So do you
@redpolscorp
@redpolscorp Год назад
Am I the only one wondering... What hentai it was?
@Bob-o4s5o
@Bob-o4s5o Год назад
No
@Biodeamon
@Biodeamon 3 года назад
after all these years the cursed artifact has finally been unearthed
@hamby2232
@hamby2232 3 года назад
Goddamnit mike 😂
@bloodblade1221
@bloodblade1221 3 года назад
they got optical drive and disk drive mixed up
@m0rshu933
@m0rshu933 3 года назад
sheeeeeeeeesh mike done some dirty things
@atyeszpapesz1426
@atyeszpapesz1426 2 года назад
Bro i had something similar, my uncle died in 2019 and i got his cds recently and i was like "OMG SO MANY SONGS AND GAMES" then "OMG PORN" :)
@Sp4rt4nSl4ya
@Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад
I couldn't imagine it being anything else
@codynothing7847
@codynothing7847 3 года назад
Mike, there is still time to send him the disc. You can make this right
@lazynomad3956
@lazynomad3956 2 года назад
I only deployed once but before and during I heard rumors of someone having a 1 terabyte external drive of porn that was passed around to anyone who "needed" it and some would add to the collection.
@bonkboyo3644
@bonkboyo3644 3 года назад
Can I request that Zach just yell “OH SHIT MY HENTAI!”
@joseconstanza8277
@joseconstanza8277 3 года назад
Welp now I'm interested
@elitemook4234
@elitemook4234 3 года назад
When you sit down by the campire but the story is already over
@edeciotheghost1637
@edeciotheghost1637 2 года назад
Oh shit you’re back in my feed what’s up Mike
@ruvinluciano4369
@ruvinluciano4369 3 года назад
Hentai being passed around by Marines huh, id like to know the title of said hentai and sauce.
@mrgrinnch
@mrgrinnch 3 года назад
I would love to play a game with theses two, I would laugh my ass off
@343DeltaSpark
@343DeltaSpark 3 года назад
how dare you only make this 34 seconds long, i wanna hear more
@noble_hermit2133
@noble_hermit2133 3 года назад
Ok this is funny I work in computer repair and today is the first time I have seen a disk drive on a laptop since I started my job.
@fetusdeletus9266
@fetusdeletus9266 3 года назад
Ngl when I first saw the thumbnail I thought mike was wearing a maid outfit and I was very confused for a second.
@kellmalleus5825
@kellmalleus5825 3 года назад
Zach and I laugh so similarly. We either guffaw loudly and obnoxiously (with love), or we become high-pitched giggly bitches, and I love it.
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345
@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 года назад
"This CD contains 12 terabytes of pornography!"
@POTATOEH81
@POTATOEH81 3 года назад
We need a name mike WE NEED A NAME
@DoorKicker
@DoorKicker 2 года назад
Yeh, to and from Iraq, I mailed that shit so customs didn’t give me any static. lol Big ole cd book of a large variety.
@Spentbrass42
@Spentbrass42 3 года назад
i got given a old acer laptop that had a disc drive first thing i did was open it and saw a copy of nfs prostreet dont know why they tried to run it cause it couldn't but hey free game
@crazylazybros2473
@crazylazybros2473 3 года назад
I can completely pull the disk drive out of my laptop without unscrewing anything and it's not supposed to do that
@justblueboy2939
@justblueboy2939 3 года назад
I also saved porn in floppy disks during college years, then upgrade to write-able cds. All those floppy disks are gone now but the cds still in my closet.
@OhioanGhost
@OhioanGhost 2 года назад
The sacred Texts
@dougkeyes4406
@dougkeyes4406 2 года назад
Depends on what you mean by disk drive compact disc or diskette because I have owned a laptop that had a diskette drive a three and a quarter floppy and a laptop that had a CD DVD God I'm old
@mcwildstyle9106
@mcwildstyle9106 3 года назад
If Mike and his fellow Jarhead were stationed in Japan when this happened, this would be more funnier and make more sense lol
@PhantomGun4
@PhantomGun4 3 года назад
that was a bit short.....
@UncleRussian.
@UncleRussian. 2 года назад
Man's never got the sauce, what a sad fate 😔
@Teckman8
@Teckman8 3 года назад
Oh this is so rich.
@psixens7580
@psixens7580 3 года назад
Never before has a “yes.” Made me laugh so much.
@neraxont.d7615
@neraxont.d7615 3 года назад
I really , really wanna know what Hentai that was...
@Silentguy_
@Silentguy_ 3 года назад
DVD hentai on a laptop with a disc drive? That’s some ancient technology right there lmao.
@RockAndStoner445
@RockAndStoner445 3 года назад
What's the name of the video mike
@esper6119
@esper6119 3 года назад
GOD LMAO
@theguy3851
@theguy3851 3 года назад
Ah, a vintage porn disc.
@realgamer123gaming2
@realgamer123gaming2 3 года назад
Its 34 seconds for a reason ;)
@sam8742
@sam8742 3 года назад
Petition to upload said hentai
@nogravitas7585
@nogravitas7585 3 года назад
Do you think shorts are still massively over-promoted on youtube or did spiff "fix" that?
@demi-doll-animege-sama
@demi-doll-animege-sama 3 года назад
its been forever with campfire stories, nice, here's some nostalgia for everyone, anyone remember using floppy disks?
@irishwristwatch2487
@irishwristwatch2487 3 года назад
I still use them at work! 😂
@demi-doll-animege-sama
@demi-doll-animege-sama 3 года назад
@@irishwristwatch2487 wow seriously thats amazing, im surprised theres still computers able to use them i got rid of mine since i couldnt use them anymore since new computers dont have the port
@irishwristwatch2487
@irishwristwatch2487 3 года назад
@@demi-doll-animege-sama it runs on a Dell from the early 00s, we put our old CNC programs on it since they only run off 3.5" floppies
@demi-doll-animege-sama
@demi-doll-animege-sama 3 года назад
@@irishwristwatch2487 damn reminds me of my work in 2010 to 2013 using computers from the 80's
@Shpoovy
@Shpoovy 3 года назад
@@demi-doll-animege-sama 8-bit desktop boards are simple enough that they can be repaired by somebody who isn't an actual genius the operating systems have literally no overhead, as few variables as possible and if the equipment you use doesn't need anything more powerful than that, then yeah makes perfect sense the components that wear out most often are just the simple ones that have exact modern replacements, too
@ichikurataichou3119
@ichikurataichou3119 Год назад
How long has that been in there. Shit I need to check mine
@bastianaraya2437
@bastianaraya2437 3 года назад
Oh yeah, story time
@unworthy.potato
@unworthy.potato 3 года назад
Gold
@xxreaperxxd35h82
@xxreaperxxd35h82 2 года назад
Dude that's just do funny btw where did they get the mods on Xbox?
@anubisfoxchaosmoon5882
@anubisfoxchaosmoon5882 3 года назад
Lol adorable
@william2glaser227
@william2glaser227 3 года назад
I like the long form video style for these videos more, but I don’t mind these too bad, as long as only the short stories are here and they don’t get chopped up into bits
@wyvernslayer4530
@wyvernslayer4530 3 года назад
Oh he was in the marine corps? If it wasnt a joke then thanks for your service
@Zazie_Stockstill
@Zazie_Stockstill 3 года назад
he says Mike, you gross fool! me: this day and age that just means cultured and normal most of the time
@therandomdickhead5744
@therandomdickhead5744 3 года назад
Glad to see this in shorts
@Matteo73M
@Matteo73M 2 года назад
Sauce???????
@cerberus144
@cerberus144 3 года назад
What was the name of that Hentai...uh no reason, just curious.
@LostCourage
@LostCourage Год назад
sauce
@jnicholaswildcat
@jnicholaswildcat Год назад
It’s funny because it’s STILL like that even today, I got out in 2021 and as I was I leaving I just rolled up to the barracks with an unmarked box with all my porn in it and handed it off to the guys in the platoon and left, and we usually keep physical copies because you can’t take phones to the field all the time so we keep physical stuff on hand as needed
@gregdaweson4657
@gregdaweson4657 Год назад
Disc drives are so useful, wish they were still in laptops.
@farianblinder9130
@farianblinder9130 3 года назад
Me who just put away every disk player in a box. Bought a new sewing machines that comes with a DVD tutorial. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃/5
@b3wmtube839
@b3wmtube839 3 года назад
Was in the Corps, can confirm the amount of porn traded, especially on deployment, was insane. I filled a 1tb hard drive with porn...do you have any idea how much porn that is? My laptop caught aids.
@sevendythreerd5292
@sevendythreerd5292 3 года назад
would pay for a disk set of the series up to this point keep up the great work dudes
@stupidthefish1979
@stupidthefish1979 2 года назад
I remember finding my old laptop with a disc drive, it didn’t have porn, but it did have my blu-ray copy of Finding Nemo which had been missing for close to 5 years.
@averymasters
@averymasters 3 года назад
I can attest to that! Back in my day, 04-08 we had a black market trading system for adult DVDs lol. Get tired of one trade it with another Devil Dog!
@thelordofthelostbraincells
@thelordofthelostbraincells 3 года назад
Mike has some h3nt@i that his old bunk m8 kept bugging him for!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@boawbylazar166
@boawbylazar166 3 года назад
Yes Mike, you were merely storing hentai for them. Yes yes, we surely believe you..psst not my cup of tea but we all got our kinks bud. 😆
@Volvexus
@Volvexus 3 года назад
God that was what I thought right when he said "I bumped the button that opens the disk drive" I immediately thought ya there's p*rn is that disk drive
@conductoraizen3840
@conductoraizen3840 3 года назад
Imagine if he gave that to the marine dude
@Zuzecha
@Zuzecha 2 года назад
These tidbits on the RU-vid shorts is genius I'm down to have them sprinkled into my daily mind numbing scroll
@demilung
@demilung 3 года назад
Marine time porn Expectations: Big Badonkas Gone Wild Reality: Hentai.
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