I swear to god if I ever meet the person who made the original animations for this I'm going to both shake their hand and also ask a big fat "wtf made you think this looked good and ready to go live?" 🤣
Tomb Raider III, but every enemy is a monkey. Yes, the ones that replace aquatic enemies drown automatically. Yes, monkeys hold keycards, medipacks and ammo (and even a few weapons). Yes, you can blow them up in more realistic flames and explosions and get more satisfaction. Yes, even the bosses are monkeys. Yes, Lara hates monkeys. Also the Tomb Raider 3 Randomizer’s a thing now. So you could get a seed full of monkeys.
I hate monkeys I hate drowning I hate snow, wind, rain and fog I hate Tomb Raider 1 & 2 I hate the designers I hate multicoloured lighting I hate sticky situations I hate the first level I hate pretty shoals of fish I hate the player I hate new outfits to wear I hate my new moves I hate satisfaction I hate transparent water I hate original puzzles to solve I hate the final level I hate Tomb Raider 3 I hate flames and explosions