@Gourd King Mutant but what about the goldfish plotting against you maybe they are in cohorts with the terrorist birds to bring about our down fall who knows
I have a pigeon named Hercules and he’s a fricking terrorist. He will literally scream at me until I give him food and then he will follow all the lady pigeons around and coo. Now he has a son. Loki is just as bad LMAO 😂
I hardly laugh the only people the make me laugh: dad,bff,my cat, markiplier. No one else. if you make my laugh an u are not on my list YOU ARE (a) funny as hell (b) you are magic. UwU
Markiplier: why is my boyfriend so jacksepticeye Me: (can't stop fucking laughing my ass off) (Edit: whoa! 184 likes?! This comments only been up for a month! SEPTIPLIER RULES!!!! AND MARK ADMITS IT!
I asked my mother: “Is it possible to give birth to a genie?” And her reaction. “Well genies come from magic lamps, so unless someone got one stuck in their ass, I don’t think it’s possible.”
Yea I didn't start laughing until he started to laugh and a few mins (1min or 2mins) after he started laughing I started luaghing . I SWeAr To GoD MarKiPLieR! NO! 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Same. 💀💀💀💀 Now I was literally tearing up and I could barely keep my eyes open, but its been a few mins I can keep my eyes open while I was typing this.
The hardest struggle in my life is knowing I had sex before marriage. It haunts my dreams, my thoughts, and even my prayers, and at times, for a split second I am even reminded of the lustful it gave me. Although instantly conviction floods mymind. Everyday I struggle with knowing that that very sin is why Jesus needed to die. I sentenced Jesus to the cross with my sin with my sin and while I am reminded of Gods grace daily I am also reminded of my shame. God forgive me, for I know I have sinned against you, but make me clean again O God and make my heart desire your desires, not my own.
It's because that pet named Steve is a bird, and that bird is a terrorist, and they're helping the goldfish in plotting against us, which is gonna start World War III
"Why am I afraid of my sexuality" Mark are you hiding something from us? "Why is my boyfriend so jackepepticeye" mARK ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM US??
Oh man..Mark kills me...his videos are my solution for pretty much everything. The nights I can't sleep? Mark's videos. A bad day at school? Mark's videos. A parent fight? Mark's videos. I want to thank him, though he will never see this comment, I thank him forever. Thanks, Mark! C:
Ava Yee I played it just a few minutes ago after watching the video and I got that question and put pet named Steve and it was number 1 and I was like what have we done
Mystery Flame Great! U should have ur bird Steve compete in an underground race of potato ppl! o and is Steve afraid of shadows? And if u ever have a baby tell them to SUBSCRIBE to Markiplier!
Mark: why is my boyfriend so Jacksepticeye?! Me:😮MARK!! Mark:why am I afraid if my sexuality?! Me:😑I feel like your trying to tell me something!! (SIKE I know [sadly] that will never happen)
I was playing Google Feud on my phone and suddenly a question came- "I think life is..." Guess what the 4th top answer was... *_A PET NAMED STEVE_* Not. Even. Kidding.
"Is my bird gay?" Mark: why is that one of them?? Me, who has a friend with two male birds and one female and the males both prefer to frick each other: that's actually a good question... 🤣
@@lulubylol Actually, a lot of species have evolved to have gay members as well as straight ones, such as penguins, in which gay couples will care for eggs that have been abandoned or orphaned, to keep the species alive
I have 28 pigeons and I have two known pairs that are gay/lesbian One pair, named Rosemarie and Hermet, I’ve seen them both lay eggs. It’s weird AF but love is love 😉
