the red signals are automatic,controlled by the train movement,you have to wait till the train in front clears the section,you can tell which signal is which by the plate on the signal.A for automatic CG or any other lettering is the cabin code,CG IS FOR WHITE CITY,my old signal box.the stations are too close to use full parallel.also try to stop a bit closer to the signal for line capacity as your rear wheels affect the track circuit.
I know its just a vid of a train simulator...but I'm sure I'm not the only one who felt a real sense of relief when we actually came back from purgatory/limbo/hell at the end there...
Someone jumped in front of your train, you skipped a station, you were going the wrong way, and you undershot every platform, and then broke the game. And yet, this is the best playthrough of this game I've watched.
Dear kind sir, may I suggest you never consider working for London Underground? I like to know my trains run on time and stop at stations. Also, you don't need to know much about LU to know drivers do have radio communication. Once again, please never apply for a job as a train operator for London Underground. Kind regards, Dean.
OMG I'm having a laughing fit, that dude jumping on the track. "oh my god,JESUS CHRIST! Erm where just going to have to carry on I think". I need to sort out my sense of humor...but until then thankyou :P
Runs over someone, misses stations, stops well over where people can get on and off safely, drives through a wall and into the twilight zone where there's a building actually floating and then reverses not caring where he's going or who he might crash into...tell me sir, have you ever considered a career in politics???
I was trying to find what changes to make between Russell square and Heathrow airport, and I saw this> I had to check it out because...well, REALLY? A Tube train simulator?
19:20 I would have thought that robots would have done all that selecting; or they ought to be. When all trains do away with people there will be more safe trains. . But I suppose that to get rid of that ticket collector at Pimlico and put a robot there in place of it would be best. . . o0o
I think I can explain your (and your customers') misfortune. Seems that you have taken the wrong stick -- twice. You should have been doing Inner Rail but apparently you ended up running on the outer. And the last left turn would see you on H&C towards Barking...
- man walks onto track - oh-my-god, jesus christ! - overshoots platform - i guess we just have to carry on I wish all TfL drivers are as efficient as this.
The narrator has very good tones, slightly posh and low, makes me laugh, highlights are looking at the girl near the beginning 'she's not going to work' and 'when do i brake? 1 2 3 OH MY GOD!' *bloke jumps in front of the train lol
I think I know why there is weather, so that way it can add sound effects in the tunnel, for example, if it is raining, you will hear drips in the tunnel
Did anyone notice that he named the game save aaaaahhhhhh only later to walk out of the train into the void and say aaaahhhhh.... you can't even die in this game but at least we have boobies! ohh y is this so funny.
This is a completely inaccurate simulation; the passengers have all decided to bunch up. Underground etiquette is to maintain maximum distance from unknown people, say nothing, and not make eye contact.
Ooh, I am afraid I know nothing of this. I live in the US but I love British comedy . This looks like such fun and the commentary had me laughing so hard my side hurt. I would love to try this !
I played this once, until some guy in a suit was hanging off the outside telling me to open the door, then he told me he was "health and safety". Weirdest game ever.
This is so funny hahahahah :D The guy jumping in front of the train "BLOODY HELL" and "Welcome To Purgertory" hahah awsome vid and the simulator looks awsome!!!! :)
lol true 'uh excuse me sir.. I do believe the milkman has left you my 4 pints of milk at your doorstep by accident! will you be a gentleman & hand them over please?' XD
Good video! I think when you did the exterior check at the beginning you got into the cabin at the other end... so I think you were going the wrong way around the track?
aha, got bored and searched random things after looking at fsx, this looks a good thing to stop me getting bored ;L dont like trains, but could be a laff
Absolutely hysterical the best commentary I've ever heard for a sim game. A suicide and the wrong route on the first day, it's not great for your first day at work! Please keep the videos coming I really need a good laugh. And this is brilliant.
See what happens with all that wanking, it's blurred your vision or made you blind mate ! Max Payne 1 was GARBAGE, play it !!! even at highest settings, the lighting effects are very bad, the polygon count is low, textures are bad, level design is shite. Are you talking about MaxFX ? The 3D benchmarking program looks NOTHING like the max shit game. Don't compare Max Shit to the new Havok or Unreal engine or Unigen...MaxPayne is the worst, outdated old engine that was full of hype.......
This is actually a pretty good simulation of the Circle Line. Shame our driver got in the wrong cab at Edware Road though and then went the wrong way. After I was medically retired from injuries recieved in the 7/7 attack, the cab layouts were changed. So the simulator is a bit out of date there. I did see the cab had a radio to the control centre? The commentary was brilliant! If you like playing trains, this could be a laugh.
You do realise that the reason for all the red lights and wrong announcements was because you were supposed to go on the inner rail towards Hammersmith hence why you set that in your system but instead you went the wrong way on the outer rail. Also the outer rail was set up for a Hammersmith & City Line train hence why your train turned towards Barking rather than continuing round the Circle Line to Aldgate and hit a wall as that part hasn't been built as you weren't supposed to go that way :D.
That train operates much differently from the US models. One selector for brakes and speed? Brake test is full time and full automatic on the American models. Dead man switch requires pressure from the seat and pedal or pedal and depress a colored button based on light, a Simon says game that goes off every so often anyway. Announcement and signs are fully automatic once keyed in and dispatch will direct you. There is a telephone as well as a radio microphone.
TY. I noticed the first station seemed to be curved which meant that the driver had no way of seeing that all was well five or six carriges behind. Yet the doors closed and awy the train went. Is that what it is really like? Trains just moving off and no one looking or checking to see if all is well? Lol. Nice video. Thanks for the insight.
The max WHAT engine ? Are you serious ? Max Payne was total SHITE, you could count the polygons on the lights, the level design was horrible, the textures were rubbish and the engine was not all cut out to be. Total shite. This simulator is a far cry better than Max Shite engine ! I am talking about Max Payne 1 and 2 of course :D
funnyest parts of this video stupid bloody tourists catching the tube early in in the Your on my train now this is a hold up OH MY GOD JEZUS CHRIST BLOODY HELL JEZUS FIRST DAY ON THE JOB thats sound u can hear is us grinding up the bones beneath the train OH MY LORD is there a botton for there has been a fatality
Somehow I got to this video by first looking up Tiny houses, and then saw something about the London Underground deserted stations on the side bar and then I clicked on this vid on the sidebar. Very funny and interesting too. I have never played a simulator game but now I want this one.
I think what happened @ 29:41 is that you changed of the circle line and on to a different line. Since this game only has the circle line and no other lines, they probally can't be bothered to build the whole network, so therefore, the route just sort of ends with a glitch.
Bloody brilliant. Not laughed so much in ages. The bit where you crash thru the wall at the end and into an actual 'St. James' Park' is pure genius. LIKED and FAVED
Thank you so much for the laughs, saw this video pop up on the main page; haven't ever seen your videos before, but i'm glad i have now, you gain a like and subscribe, especially enjoyed how you mowed down the jumper and missed the station anyways.
BTW this game blows !!! No voice narrations are you kidding me ? All subtitles ? shite. So much clipping and 3D bugs, the controls are so rubbish, the game has a general sense of low budget hand made shite that was not properly tested. This is a joke !
Travelling through endless tunnels, stopping at stations, stopping at lights for no apparent reason and running over people...and if all that's a little too nerve racking you can always try the new "Stamp Collecting For Boring Gits" simulator
HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, are you trying to be funny? Or is it the dry English humour and tone of voice that just captures me! hahahaha! As you're in another dimension you say, "well I guess I'll just stop the train briefly", HAHAH!!! LOL
