“I’m an animator, he’s a sketch artist, what’s your favorite art form?” Her: “Beat Boxing Puppy!” *Visible confusion as dog materializes out of nowhere and starts beat boxing and singing.*
Yeah, if I met a new friend and started talking about drawing and animation and stuff and then they brought out a puppy who started beat boxing and dancing around with hellish afterimages trailing behind, I don’t know what I’d do.
This video made me open the pepsi bottle. I needed to drown my sorrows. The fact that you didn't die during the wiewing is supriseing. Unless you did die. Is you ded?
“When I get older, my drawings came to life!” “I got older and my drawings came to life” “When Paige got older her drawings came to life she’s so amazing” Great writing ladies and gentleman
Wait, so when the Cartman wizard drew a little stick dude, his drawing didn’t come to life because his art wasn’t good enough? But later on in the movie we see stick people living in this drawing world?! How is that even fair?! What dictates if your art is good enough to come to life in that world?!
@@Beelze_Bubbles ....hold up, if the "wizard" dude was only able to get that to work because he traced over Paige's art.... doesn't that mean Paige herself was drawing the weird little Scandinavian(?) man being chained up first
@@Scrofar Straight facts, the ending on that one video on the bluey ripoff where the woman said that Our Drawings was the best animated movie she's seen in a while made me physically cringe.
@@whyrwehere Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Killer Bean runs circles around this crap. From the bits I've seen, it's everything this movie wants to be: action packed, comedic and actually funny, well animated and choreographed, and just downright epic.
Ever get so mad at everyone saying you're bad at art that you made an hour long piece of bad art to prove your naysayers that, you are, in fact, bad at art?
How is it that "Joshua And The Promised Land" had more of a story then this, and not to mention more care into it just blows my mind. And at least with that movie, it was funny bad, this was just pain to watch.
@@RandomResponses24 Hmmm, even if it's mostly the bible you can do actual writing around it. Joshua was a kid, he was taught a lesson, they had character moments even lol, that's lots compared
This feels like ... Someone wrote down very personal stuff but realized it wouldn't fly. So they fabricated story after story with some sort of message but forgot to take a goddamn breath. And the people who were behind the scenes sat and nodded and went "Alright. Makes sense "
Lowkey if they just made several animated shorts talking about their personal vendetta, it would've worked better. Still not good, but better than this movie.
@@mosstits I think they did make multiple animated shorts. They just combined them altogether, hence why it has 3 different forms of exposition that say the same thing.
Honestly this movie just felt like a MASSIVE vent and serious unhealthy projecting by its main creator, like chat, Saber, and Rishi said, it very much feels uncomfortably personal with what the characters are saying. There’s also just a lot of odd comments that just felt very gross and again, way too damn personal. To the guy who made it, he definitely needs to sit down with someone and vent PROPERLY, instead of essentially going on lengthy tirades in the movie he made😕
Yeah not a psychologist or any kind of expert in the area, but this has major projection vibes. I don't know anything about the creator(s), but this really feels like a "I'll show all the haters who said I can't write/draw!" situation. Unfortunately for them I think it just proved their critics right.
Oh, save the quirky dialogue. Just say it how it is. Nobody wants to hear about lil bros first world problems, this isn't Twitter where a furry rants about politics while at the same time drawing the most diabolical NSFW content.
20:27 the AI commentary makes me doubt that a lot of planning was put into this considering it allegedly took *SIX YEARS* to make, and that only took off a little over a year or so ago.
It's just like YandereDev with his game that has taken him What 8 to 10 years still to finish it. Or that other game developer of Day of Dragons, that he apparently also worked on for 2 years as well. Just another lie to feel more accomplished then they really are.
this piece of shit is honestly the best arguement for AI produced media i've ever seen. cause if you put your heart and soul into a product and produce this, you deserve to lose your job to a soulless machine.
If you told me that aliens made this I could totally see it. The dialog is so forced and unnatural that it comes off like an alien or skin walker trying to act human. Seriously, wtf does "wrist waters" even mean!?
@capthavic according to calobi, it's litterally just a ring of water around someone's wrists. And wrist waters on your neck is when it goes around your neck.
I watched this movie under the impression it was one huge joke with satire sprinkled in and I loved it. It was so hilariously bad, I had a wonderful time. Seeing people treat it seriously, and finding out that it's genuine is so bizarre.
How is it possible to narrate the entire plot but also have it make absolutely zero sense?? Also, I feel like my writing is absolute genius in comparison. Makes me feel... better? I guess?
@@capthavicnot to mention that all three of the exposition scenes literally say the same thing, except for the first one. that ones just for the accent change. also, what even is the point of starting as a child if youre just gonna tell us everything anyway??
I mean, beat-boxing puppy could be pretty funny, if done right. Pixar had a whole character who was just the lower half of the protagonist’s dad’s body, so this stuff isn’t too out of the ordinary, just not done right.
The animation was sort of ok at least. The eye movement was done super good and was realistic to how a human eye moves when focusing on an object, but the mouth movement bugs me in the sense that the lips, tongue, and teeth NEVER touch, the mouth just moves. Also the body language when a character is talking feels super unnatural and robotic
This is like an anti-art experimental movie. I don't know if you could make something more antithetical to conventional story/character writing on purpose.
@@snuggldungeon fair enough, just meant that in the sense it doesn't seem to even attempt to follow a normal flow for the story or characters. Like I'd probably do a poor job writing a script for the first time, but I still have a general understanding of the fundamentals like a three act structure. This isn't a story...it's a stream of consciousness.
This feels so much like a high schooler's Final project. It feels like it's checking all the boxes of "prove you understand xyz concepts" It's so uncomfortable, almost like reading somebody's diary.
This “movie” feels like a compilation of video game cutscenes without the gameplay inbetween, so you have no idea what’s going on, and shit kind of just happens.
2:50 holy sh|t, i didn't know anything about the movie when i first watched this video, so the amount of whiplash I got from seeing Calobi Production's character in this movie hit me like a truck-
This whole movies a fever dream. Scenes just start with no setup or are established well, things randomly fade to black for no reason, even if the scene hasn't ended, voice lines are endlessly repeated over and over, and everyone can kinda just teleport at will. But then again this is the same guy who made 2 "Top 10 Secrets you missed in the Spongebob Squarepants Intro" videos
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@@PinkPanther45518So you know when an ai's "tokens" aka word count starts to max so it uses the latest words it has saved while deleting old ones so it repeats the same words over and over again? Yeah that
I'm an hour in, watching at double speed, and picture-in-picture mode to do other things, and this movie is still moving too slowly. I can't imagine just sitting through this movie on purpose.
I find it hard to believe this monstrosity took 6 years to make. Even a total beginner would have a somewhat coherent narrative or at least a decent one even with human error, you'd have to be deliberate to make something this bad. Feels like they asked chatgpt to write them a script and the creator kept writing "Now add ____" given all the random scenes and narration repetition, and the dialogue, just awful. There might be some scenes where the creator added himself because he might feel jaded but everything else feels like an algorithm. If you'd told me this took a year to make I'd believe you but not 6 years.
Studio. The animation was by two people so I would assume the writers are the same people and the voice actors and more than the actual team. I don’t think there’s a studio
13:59 I’m 15. I’m in the UK and am currently doing GCSE art. My art teacher always says it’s okay to trace your own art or use a light box if you need help with an outline.
Yep, it's a starting point, not an end goal. A tool in the toolbox. If you're just straight-up copying someone else & not trying to improve, you're little nope than a glorified photocopier 😁
This is my greatest fear as a 3d animator. If what I think in my mind is going to turn out vs. how it turns out. I will admit my alien soup parody project turned out pretty bad like this. But recently I did a compilation contest which I got better. And I'm hoping my next project which is about the loss I experienced with my pet does not come off across as corny or anything like that. I believe these animators did the best they could and wanted to release the project and have had a deadline to do so. And what may have started off as a project of passion probably turned into burnout and just wanting to get it over with. That has admittedly happened to me on a couple of projects before. This may have turned out better if it wasn't a full movie but rather a short and had less crunch on it.
“Like a beat boxer who’s not from this world, he’s from outer space!” Beatboxer from outer space? Am I dumb or was that a verbalase reference? I mean, Calobi did make beatbox battles inspired by Verbalase I wouldn’t be surprised.
Every single character is like those princess jane ai clips but its all stitched together with occasional crash bandicoot twinsanity style musical moments
I have a feeling in the original script it was “I need uhhh… I need, uhhm.” Like the pirate guy was struggling to find the words to say, but Calobi Productions chose such crappy voice actors for this project that it just came out as “I need DAUAAAUUAUGGHH”
This move has 3 different narrators for each introduction of the film, So even if you wasn't paying attention you'll still know the premise of the story, I hope Disney do this with all their new stuff
Man, if you want a piece of media about the gatekeeping of art that has genuinely interesting characters and entertaining fight sequences, go treat yourself to Chicory: A colorful tale. It's so cute and does a much better job of getting its point across!
XRA isn’t just random nonsense, their jokes are actually thought out wordplay and there’s a method to the madness. This is just lazy and poorly written rather than intentionally confusing.
@@gregjayonnaise8314 Yeah, I spent an afternoon binging the whole series. At least that was entertaining and there was a twisted sense of reasoning to most of it.
Makes sense even though XRA is akin to taking actual drugs the episodes usually have a few themes and characters they go through. XRA’s uncanny vibe also is intentional.
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this feels like if my little pony met an entitled fifteen year old entitled twitter artist mixed with a dash of self inserts and the writing/formating of a harry potter drarry watpad fanfic made by a 12 year old girl in her purple bed with harry potter funko pops on her desk on her laptop ofc
A lot of MLP fanfictions are pretty good actually. I remember reading one where a self insert was part of the main cast and she ended up getting brutally injured at the start, and later died. She was never overpowered. I see exactly what you mean though. Feels very beginner writer-y
I do not know what Calobi is going for. I mean, I'm all for the trope where the main character(s) desire to pursue their dream (art, science, culinary art, sports, etc.), while the family, friends, etc. doubts them, and telling the protagonist(s) their "wasting time" with their desire. However, throughout the "movie" was poorly executed. Like, who's your target audience? What message you trying to send? Also, Calobi comparing his "animated movie" the next Disney and Dreamworks, and saying, "Digital Circus is not good as his," seriously, WTF? Is his ego that fragile due to Digital Circus went viral and his "movie" did not? Being a smart-assy is not going to land Calobi in an art job if he keeps being grossly narcissistic.
And the thing is, too, animation is a field that *heavily* relies on you having connections and a good working relationship with others in the industry. Putting another project down is a very quick way to make enemies in an industry where you can’t afford to make a lot of them.
This has the quality of a bargain bin straight to dvd movie from the 2000s, but somehow even worse. Which isnt much of a surprise considering calobi’s channel is basically a content farm, and hes done a bunch of tracing stuff in the past iirc. Even if this was a passion project, it still sucks.
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This all feels like those videos of all video game cutscenes "full movie" that's what it feels like but worst P.S. this is worst than the amazing bulk and food fight combined
what makes it cringey and/or embarrassing is not that it's bad, it's the lack of humility. It's the misplaced confidence and self-righteousness that makes it cringe
I don't think I've ever consistently and repeatedly gone "what the fuck is happening" while watching something. This is... like it's amazing how much it's making me question my mental state.
The way this movie is structured with the repeating narration and random jumping around and the structure of the dialogue. Feels like a DREAM someone would have, like if you were asleep and then woke up and told someone about this it would be exactly this
If they made Harry Potter I imagine it would be something like this: "alright guys so guess what, my name is Harry Potter and I can do magic and I go to hogwarts, fucking awesome right?" *one minute later* "This boys name is Harry potter, and he is a wizard. His story takes place in Hogwarts school of wizardry. he can cast spells. its insane." *two and a half minutes later* "this story is about a boy named Harry Potter, and he is a wizard. our story begins at hogwarts school of witchcraft, when he was a little boy" *three minutes of a story later* "Welcome to the story of Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts. He is a wizard, can you believe that?"
