Fucking geese... everybody comes to Canada and are scared of the big stuff, moose, bears, cougars. Nah fam, it’s the geese. Snakes are awful , but geese hiss and do the dodgy neck moves of a snake, except they are large angry ducks with death grip. Ask me how I know. Geese need to check themselves. I’m a pretty peaceful person, but am of the strong belief that geese need to be put in their place.
