Live at The Apollo 2014 | Joe Lycett 

"Hey Siri, what's the weather to-" "I'm not a homosexual!"

YES !!!

YES - I would pay a scary amount

YES! NOW!

Even better: For Google or Amazon devices

Legend

If Karens weren't busy berating sixteen year olds in customer service and ethnic minorities just existing, they would be a formidable enemy 💀 (Obvs not talking about Joe there)

For him it would be Kyle

Everyone has an inner Karen. The difference is how she manifests 🤣🤣🤣

Yep, I'm going to be using that from now on. Too often people go "oh, are you gay?" No, I'm bisexual, none of you is safe. RUN.

😂

I'm just assuming your username reflects you accurately, and I also am an eagle scout who later came out, but I was in scouts when it wasn't okay to be gay. I was "straight" back then anyways lmfao

*awkwardly wink at anyone whos bi... In hopes of one would be interested in me*

@@yuki97kira depends if you're into Americans lmfao. I'm American and I'M hardly into Americans 🤣

Like someone constantly pissing into a hot tub and getting away with it ahaha

*Choking seal noise*

OI OI

Oi oi oi

More like uwi uwi!! ( Sorry i dont know how to spell it)

Chaotic good karen

I messed up the likes, sorry. They used to be at 111 But I agree

@@lilyhargreeves4374 😂😂😂

@@shelboyyy i ruined it

Yup, I saw it in my recommended, and yeah it’s been a while x)

I have lost count of the amount of times I’ve watched this.

What was extremely offensive about it was they didn’t show the poor guys face whenever he did it so we could see his reaction immediately.

omg stream atlantis !!

So funny, men punching women.

@@RestWithin get over it

@@jjb4531 yeah, back to the good old days, where women were chattels. You do show yourself up.

​@@RestWithin it's funny because it's punching up not down. It's making fun of people who punch others, not the people who get punched.

Simon's cat

😂

I was just watching a Ricky Gervais video and I thought you meant him lol.

That says more about you than either him or the cat.

@@Dizz2K7 that is very true.

I feel like that could be a segment on Task Master.

I've done that. Doesn't go over with the normal folk.

"Kill them" was and remains one of my favourite punchlines of all time - first time I heard it I was like "😲 WOW that's a brave joke" and its hilarious when you consider the social context at the time. Definitely this set is what made me sit up and take notice of Joe as a comedian- amazing stuff 👏

I noticed that too!

Oh yeah! Now that you mention it...

I didn’t even notice until now 🤯

I'd never seen either of them before so of course they killed me.

Yes!! Me too, I laughed so hard.

Yes

And that isn't a problem.

😂 😂 😂

Omg that made my day!

Fantastic story!

Have you seen him in Taskmaster? Brilliant.

Grocery ghosts will haunt any supermarket with a wine & __spirits__ section.

@@prva9347 I love you for this comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@@prva9347 😂🤣😂🤣

Definitely! But why not just haunt the Rheinland for their wines?

Knowing my luck I'll end up in bloody Lydls or Aldis.

People like you are why I read comments. I wanted this kind of info! thank you!

@@AekoTheWolf Hahaha you're welcome :D

Yeah.. I'm sure he did his research...

*Myth-Confirmed!*

@@laestrella9727 yeah, I just thought it was something you say to emphasise how ridiculous a situation is. "I would have had to break the speed of sound, Sharon" sounds to me like "I ate a billion hot dogs today" :D

I have met him and he is truly adorable in real life. I told him my daughter is totally in love with him, so he made a short film on my phone wishing her a happy Christmas. I’ll never not love him! My husband follows him on SM and got invited to try for tickets to the ‘opening of joes new kitchen’ .... A long story, but if you want I’ll tell you the short version . Joe wanted to invite the mayor to open his new kitchen, but he had to make it a public event to get the mayor. It made local news, anyway we never bagged tickets to this exclusive event.

And another Canadian. Possibly not as small but that’s no matter, lol.

😂 what are you talking about? All his sold out shows in Australia know him. I hope you went to his show this year, it was THE BEST!!

@@anushka_bananushka I wish that I did! I didn't even know that he was touring... Well thanks sucks to hear that I missed it.....

Hippos are the best for not taking any shit. There's a vid of one who saves a gazelle (I think) from hyenas. And because the gazelle causes the hyenas to stay around the hippo thrashes the gazelle and kills it. They're like "don't be annoying me".

They need yo be appeased with chocolate

…. So you kill people? 😰

@@ruthrichardson9717 So many times I want to but am afraid that I will start to run out of places to hide the bodies. Just kidding. But the urge is strong when I meet a stupid person IRL.

The reason hippos kill more people than lions every year is only because they hardly ever kill lions.

Omg same

I have to ask…. Did you get a cookie? 😂

SUBWAY GIRL ALWAYS WINS

Erm the title is a give away

@DSGodiva me thinks it's a Blackadder 😂🐍

L your here too?!

@@Asracloud Hisoka?!? Damn, you still got that thing for kids or what?

@@llawliet1522 nah I have illumi now

@@Asracloud k, cool

Doing well? Wonderful!

I’ll chip in!

Make it 20 British pounds to sweeten the deal...

If your cash is cold and hard, you might want to stop storing it in the freezer.

I can pitch in 45 cents, a paper clip, a washer, and a key to an apartment I no longer rent.

That’s only £14:55

Ha! I have a daughter called Amy Nicholson. She’s getting married soon and will soon be someone else 🤫