LIVE! FROM THE BLACK LIBRARY On The Goofiest Warhammer 40K Models | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #18 

I do know him from 'theory video I didn't watch, but was actually right' What a crazy coincidence!

Am I wrong for genuinely loving the harlequin dreadkinght?

Now i want that tyranid list

I need all the Warhammer guys to get together and play Warhammer in one big tournament. I need moots to play DK. I need baldimort narrating the intro at the very least. I need lutin to explain to me the deep lore as it’s going on. And in the stands the all their friends.

The Xenomorph tangent killed me.

24:19 - 30:50 this right here inquisitor this right here

Just found the podcast yesterday, binged most of the episodes while at work!

My favorite goofy model is Kruellagh the Vile, a dark eldar of the Kabal of the Flayed Skull. Back when Games Workshop stole every intellectual property they could get their hands on, including 101 Dalmatians. Thanks for the video.

This episode was unhinged Absolutely beautiful

Who the fuck let an eldar on my space hulk!

My favorite old model from GW was a model I believe is before Warhammer and it looks a stop motion T-Rex with a saxophone.

I only just discovered LFTBL like a week ago. This episode was a laugh

I am also fighting the rats, we got 1, but the other is smarter, it smells the warp stone I put in the cheese

I was in the same position as Aaron, I thought the grey knight model was pretty cool. And then I saw the memes. Now I can't unsee it.

That Harlequin Dreadnought looks like M.O.D.O.K.'s freaky Slanesshi cousin...

i love old school primarch modles, they are amzaing in there own way

That old Zoanthrope has so much potential

finally the quality podcast i needed for today were ppl just spam genitalia jokes

I'm surprised that the Desolation Marines weren't in this one

Yoooo! Wasn't expectin this crossover, but I love to see it!!

Crono: “…I’ve shared a lot of xenomorph porn…” Croon’s university: 😶

I was in my living room wirh my volume up when they brought up the termigaunts 😭

22:00 Tbh the smallest model range is the freaking sisters of silence if you don’t count them as part of Custodes. Which personally I don’t.

>Digging a real deep hole OH BOY DO I HAVE THE TERMAGAUNT MODEL FOR THAT

The og Magnus model was the shit tho 😂😂😂😂

17:36 Rare moment where the ork and the death guard model vibe in absolute sync

The Aeldari Walker Pilot looks like he sits on a dentist chair

Nice. My abs hurt from the laughing 😂.

This episode was so good, guys. We need Chronos back as a regular addition to the roster.

10:19 No a tilt sheild is for directing incoming Spears and lances away from the knight like a sholder/forearm mounted sheild. The knight's lance would be placed under the armpit resting on a lance rest and if it should slip from the knight's grasp would just slide through his hand and fall behind him.

Are you guys ever going to post on Spotify? I would love to listen to this at work

And just like that, I have a new favourite warhammer podcast 😁

You know what the Harlequin Dreadnoughts unironically I like it

I should not have been eating something when you got to the Termagant models, I've been blowing little pasta chunks out of my nose for the last *ten minutes* from laughing. jfc xD

Sure that the death gaurd dread is resin

All the old tyranid models are really goofy

i own the epic scale magnus model and im gonna try and get the other 3 epic scale daemon primarchs

The Harlequin Dreadnought is the perfect template for a Gurren Laggan conversion

I will say, Dreadknight has a good powersword for kitbashing.

Guys I feel like some of the Tyranids are supposed to invoke “sus” images. I mean one of the big inspirations for the nids is the Xenomorph Edit: oh they literally said that lmao. Should’ve waited for the end

So, how are you?

What chapter is the golden boy from?

hey uh, I hate to break this up but I cant rejoin your discord server

NOT THE AD RIC LITTLE GUY MEME

my favourite goofy model is old school abstrubeiel vect. He looks so emperor palpatine with A spikey dong hat. And his plans and machinations were just as deep. But then when you look at the table top model that They gave. So bad. In sculpture Que the sad elephant trombone music from curb your enthusiasm. Lord of the city that makes no sense. And yet he is so styled on the necrons are quite literally laughing at him. Even the lowest level of warrior machine necron with only the barrassed breath Of concept of sentience no better than a battle droid from star wars Still looks at vect and laughs. It's the same way the ultramarines reacted in The fan made bohemith movie. When they encountered kryptman. And the same way the newest version of the brainy tyranny's. Look at the other versions and who laugh at how stupid they are. Because now every single tyrant that apparently has an upgrade that makes their brain super powerful because apparently that's the power of parasites.

Do you know it’s funny if that face was a turquoise blue and shaped like a rectangle it would look like a porta potty with guns and legs. You might actually have the same Malcolm to he he he he.

23:32 did moots just grunt like a hog? Sometimes he does it when he laughs and it’s funny/cute but this was like an agreement snort. Anyone who works with pigs will know what I’m on about. All hail Moots the man ork pig. I bow to thee, my swine lord. Anyone who doesn’t respect an adult male pig, hasn’t seen one / interacted with one in real life. In the wild those bad boys are like horse/wolf dogs.

Why didn't anyone tell their are others down bad for Xenomorphussy

why criticize leviathan dreadnought :((((