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@getalife805
@getalife805 16 часов назад
Russ would get clapped.
@reinathefox6600
@reinathefox6600 16 часов назад
“Call me robutte” “ok robu” “NOW you overstep your bounds “
@onisatsugaisha689
@onisatsugaisha689 16 часов назад
fire warrior: "Faith in a shriveled corpse!?" *meanwhile* sisters of battle parries a blow from angron with nothing but faith (not always but enough that it gets noticed)
@excusemewtf6252
@excusemewtf6252 16 часов назад
dude please tell me the name of this song in the background
@NathanialSmarup
@NathanialSmarup 16 часов назад
We need a crossover between halo and war hammer
@LinkiePup
@LinkiePup 16 часов назад
WAIT THIS WAS EPISODE 50?!
@barrycabbageM34
@barrycabbageM34 16 часов назад
If the potentially hundreds of years old super soldier from an empire that’s been fighting daemons for over 10,000 years tells me faith will help me not get my booty warp touched I’m going to church.
@dalemoss4684
@dalemoss4684 16 часов назад
Savage burn.
@Xahnel
@Xahnel 16 часов назад
GW had enough of the eldar death cultess shipping, and brought in a new named woman to bait people with. As a Rouge Trader, she's in the same noble strata as Guilliman, though not on his exact level. She is excused to think and act outside the normal Imperial mandate without being utterly alien, like Yvraine.
@Ragehaven
@Ragehaven 16 часов назад
Malcador confirmed that he has never worked with or known any women.
@frogsaup
@frogsaup 16 часов назад
Thats damn cool
@IceWolfLoki
@IceWolfLoki 17 часов назад
So if the people of the Imperium believes that Guilliman will save them with as much conviction as an Ork believes the badly put together collection of sub standard parts they call a shoota will work then Guilliman will actually save them?
@PUNEETAM20
@PUNEETAM20 17 часов назад
Rowboat Girlyman: a dad that returned with the milk
@LyTran-ie8du
@LyTran-ie8du 17 часов назад
Where can I read these wh 40k comics/novel?
@WojciechPordzik
@WojciechPordzik 17 часов назад
😂😂😂😂
@Arides2010
@Arides2010 17 часов назад
That last bit about a Castigator facing of against Abominatus, made laugh to tears. Thanks for that.
@janpaolobatan7730
@janpaolobatan7730 17 часов назад
rare boss drop: custodian poncho. 🗿
@crox9106
@crox9106 17 часов назад
I just read Eisenhorn Xenos and near the ending the very human Inquisitor actually decapitates a Chaos Marine.
@matteocdt5214
@matteocdt5214 17 часов назад
a wholesome black templar? what is this sorcery?
@northernalpine4350
@northernalpine4350 17 часов назад
"I have won the right to pass" *_"But you haven't won my permission, and you will NEVER earn it, Heretic"_*
@WindrushKrew275
@WindrushKrew275 17 часов назад
Can just imagine Horus Heresy 2.0, Big E (not Big E) revive, Gman dips😂😂😂😂
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 17 часов назад
Idk why (brain go brr in the wee hours of the morning), thinking of this whole scenario made me think of the one scene in Hellsing abridged.. Astral knight chapter master: "My name is Artor Amhrad, Son of Dorn and Chapter master of the Astral knights." "I exterminate xenos, purge heretics, and burn the unclean. And i also kill little self-entitled tin cans like yourself." Necron lord: "WELL AIN'T YOU JUST THE TEXTBOOK FUCKING DEFINITON OF CLASSY!" But guess what meat bag, those cyclonic torpedoes won't do shit for DICK again shields this THICK! WHAT'S THAT ARTOR? HOW THICK IS IT?! WELL HALF AS THICK AS MY LIVING METAL D*ICK! SO THICK ENOUGH YOU'LL NEED A BATTLE BARGE TO PIERCE IT! _And I don't even see your fleshy ass throwing away such a ship._ Artor: "Oh Captain, if you may." Captain: "BITCHES LOVE BATTLE BARGES!" *slams Tempestuous into the void shields* Necron lord: oh fuck that's an Imperial battle barge- *_OH FUCK THAT'S AN IMPERIAL BATTLE BARGE!_*
@IberianCraftsman
@IberianCraftsman 17 часов назад
Erda (wife of the emperor and creator of the Primarchs, she wanted to raise them with love) should have been allowed to raise the Primarchs as normal people first, give them a proper education and training, instead of throwing teenagers in the bodies of adults into the fray... They needed more training. Erda didn't look for her sons or go meet with them though, the emperor knew where she was but decided not to punish her and instead go retrieve his creations.
@iloveplayingpr
@iloveplayingpr 17 часов назад
As far as I can tell the Imperium's biggest enemy are Chaos and the Tyranids.
@IceWolfLoki
@IceWolfLoki 17 часов назад
Ultramarine: Faith in something you Xenos scum, even in your 'greater good'
@danielepotenza8556
@danielepotenza8556 17 часов назад
So... A space marine with humanity and he Is not a salamander. Nice
@TrickshotFactory677
@TrickshotFactory677 17 часов назад
certified Lord of the Rings moment❤❤
@AlphaBiggitz
@AlphaBiggitz 17 часов назад
No one addresses the fact he carried a chainsword attached to his back. He's beyond everyone's understanding and even in death you should be afraid of that.
@erikenqvist9081
@erikenqvist9081 17 часов назад
*Your request for surrender has been denied.
@superpowerhouse653
@superpowerhouse653 17 часов назад
How come nobody ships these two?
@greatmess32
@greatmess32 17 часов назад
That's an iron hands tactic
@ElodieStarjem
@ElodieStarjem 17 часов назад
“Help me, stephivemind, I’m stuck!”
@SAUglaz
@SAUglaz 17 часов назад
At the end of the day Kais learned that the Space Marine was full of shit and what you need to fight demons is a railgun(and maybe a trophy bolter).
@slothgeneral6965
@slothgeneral6965 17 часов назад
dude just looks like a normal Aussie standing next to a Samoan
@MrDabomb647
@MrDabomb647 17 часов назад
Jaegers have no shields therefore they lose
@Raoh
@Raoh 17 часов назад
Jaghatai has a huge swinging dick and this proves it.
@zollen123
@zollen123 17 часов назад
Bad Story, The wisest and smartest Magnus would not have made this simple error of judgement.
@doctormeem7457
@doctormeem7457 17 часов назад
Little did Tau knew that they would get their own corpse on throne
@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
@ThatoneGuy-ts7xd 17 часов назад
Idk Turning traitor because you felt unappreciated and like the emperor was handing you his hardest battles and not thanking you for it even once is something i can empathize with heavily
@mirdraco
@mirdraco 17 часов назад
Dave Batista's children after 40k years lol
@צמחישראלמרום
@צמחישראלמרום 18 часов назад
I find this lore cringe and don't understand why it is apearing in my youtube shorts.
@zeardorforge5192
@zeardorforge5192 18 часов назад
I think an ogryns pretty spooky, probably about as spooky as a genestealer.
@Dooterman_Creature
@Dooterman_Creature 18 часов назад
Remember: Vulkan denied Horus the warhammer he crafted for him because his vibes were bad, which indirectly saved the Emperor
@Zdrajev
@Zdrajev 18 часов назад
People are incapable of comprehending just HOW CHEAP human life actually is not only in WH40K, but in real life as well.
@CptOriginal
@CptOriginal 18 часов назад
arent all custodians made from a tube, why would he have a mother
@jessISaRicePrincess
@jessISaRicePrincess 18 часов назад
Emps vision of the future of humanity is good he's just out of touch of his humanity to forsee the herecy
@Glorious_Pickle
@Glorious_Pickle 18 часов назад
Curz:This chamber is teleport sheilded nothing goes in or out except for the gate behind you Vulkan: Im not locked in here with you. Youre locked in here with ME
@dummyaccount7325
@dummyaccount7325 18 часов назад
😭
@blueviper7501
@blueviper7501 18 часов назад
I have combative faith l, my anger channeled in calm strikes, my brutal nature to quickly end a fight, I have faith in my abilities to fight and survive to save others and even more to obliterate and it is my faith in what represents humanity that drives my every waking moment...what drives you xenos?.
@ricardodemarco3486
@ricardodemarco3486 18 часов назад
“You filthy xenos, the Warp does not abide to the laws of my (not your) reality, it can directly affect your very mind. Chaos will try to make you believe things that are not real, not as in illusions but twist your very sense of reality, morality, it will make you believe that killing your own family is what you want or that becoming a sacrifice will give you power. It doesn’t make sense to you right now, but Chaos will make you do it, and you will be conscious all the time. You either abide to it or it breaks your will over time, and as this is not happening within the material realm, there is no antidote you can take, no physical armor you can use to block it. This is why Faith is your only trusted shield in this fight, this is why Contempt is your only trusted armor in this war. As Chaos will try to convince you with arguments that you cannot counter despite knowing that these are all lies, even to the point of “fabricating” evidences out of thin air, your only chance of salvation comes from believing so hard into something else that must be true and opposite to this corruption that it denies everything else, to fortify your mind and soul from Chaos to get a hold in it.”