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local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight 

Faline San
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hello assolots
Now I know you thought I'd reached my maximum power when I opened a hair salon, but you would be wrong. I have ventured into the land of cooking, the land of chef and culinary. Today I make a smoothie, or a milkshake, I honestly don't know the difference. Tomorrow, another cult
Critical thinking skills were definitely in play here, crushing chocolate bars and freezing frozen bananas- come with me as I show the world my true potential.
Gordon Ramsay shut down the infamous show Hell’s Kitchen because he knew the potential I had. He could smell it light years away. He saw the passion in my eyes all the way from London. That’s right mr Ramsay, I’m coming for your Michelin stars, I’m bringing the world my food and shakes and drinks and no one can stop me
Edit: nevermind so apparently Hell’s Kitchen is still ongoing


Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning

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Комментарии : 4,2 тыс.   
@Faline_San
@Faline_San 2 года назад
Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this
@xxkeoo
@xxkeoo 2 года назад
Yuh
@naressh3069
@naressh3069 2 года назад
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
@synrdk
@synrdk 2 года назад
ok
@tvesha2223
@tvesha2223 2 года назад
YES MOTHER GORDEN i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.
@mydawn1442
@mydawn1442 2 года назад
Yes
@caimalgam
@caimalgam 2 года назад
Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler. Me: Stares at my brother
@4_honey
@4_honey 2 года назад
Not a bad ideo tho
@redwave4738
@redwave4738 2 года назад
2322 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0SV0HDqf-2I.html
@earfquake3989
@earfquake3989 2 года назад
@@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.
@wonderland.5
@wonderland.5 2 года назад
@@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
@earthbender1220
@earthbender1220 2 года назад
@@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one
@i_cloudyink_i
@i_cloudyink_i 2 года назад
Faline: *grinding dark chocolate* “People are trying to study here!” Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.
@nurin.
@nurin. 2 года назад
Looks like someone is not gonna pass-
@skiiscott3812
@skiiscott3812 2 года назад
@Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now
@cherrych3uu
@cherrych3uu 2 года назад
2k likes and 4 comments LoL
@JustSamYT
@JustSamYT 2 года назад
Hey guys, lets all play a game
@JustSamYT
@JustSamYT 2 года назад
A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.
@TheMonkeyGrape
@TheMonkeyGrape 2 года назад
I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.
@alyasvielpalmer4705
@alyasvielpalmer4705 10 месяцев назад
🤣🤣
@nightmaresturningoftendejavue
@nightmaresturningoftendejavue 8 месяцев назад
I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?
@franklei4374
@franklei4374 4 месяца назад
Faline: i dont have cocoa powder Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder
@goodolryuko9673
@goodolryuko9673 2 года назад
“You could easily use a toddler to replace this!” Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*
@Pamiiyama
@Pamiiyama 2 года назад
LETS GO NO MORE ANNOYING PERSON YAY!!!
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 2 года назад
FUCK YEAHHH
@biggieb.4843
@biggieb.4843 2 года назад
Bro, I got 6 siblings. Any of yall need a smoothie?
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 2 года назад
@@biggieb.4843 ooooh I’d love one 🥺🔪
@kissmysoup
@kissmysoup 2 года назад
👀
@toastbot9496
@toastbot9496 2 года назад
"You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 2 года назад
Just kinda, yk XD
@AnArtGirl
@AnArtGirl 2 года назад
lmao
@ranbo0
@ranbo0 2 года назад
smh my head
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 2 года назад
Fuck ethics. If the blender wants to eat toddlers, it shall eat toddlers 😤
@notaccessible3741
@notaccessible3741 2 года назад
Ethics aren’t real
@reckon-it1375
@reckon-it1375 2 года назад
Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭
@lollipop3475
@lollipop3475 2 года назад
Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.
@xXgrassXx
@xXgrassXx Год назад
This is far too specific to not be from experience
@midnightanon
@midnightanon Год назад
i am traumatised
@STARZZXXIZIT
@STARZZXXIZIT Год назад
@@midnightanon same bro.. same
@anunitasharath3781
@anunitasharath3781 Год назад
Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using
@ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464
@ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464 Год назад
I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas
@fallentrash1673
@fallentrash1673 2 года назад
She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.
@SN-vn6wb
@SN-vn6wb 2 года назад
Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.
@juanitaparpandacute3511
@juanitaparpandacute3511 2 года назад
Faline coming for Barbie's job
@GoVocaloider
@GoVocaloider 2 года назад
@@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂 What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!
@juanitaparpandacute3511
@juanitaparpandacute3511 2 года назад
@@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why
@focaluv
@focaluv 2 года назад
She's also a cleaner
@snzzzu
@snzzzu 2 года назад
Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.
@Antorion
@Antorion 2 года назад
@Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 2 года назад
yea my brother's kinda like that
@satoku8449
@satoku8449 2 года назад
@@Antorion 🤣
@crystal-ms6le
@crystal-ms6le 2 года назад
Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:
@user-zf8en7rc1c
@user-zf8en7rc1c 2 года назад
My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(
@nicolechen9316
@nicolechen9316 2 года назад
The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches
@raelenegan8483
@raelenegan8483 Год назад
The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo
@raelenegan8483
@raelenegan8483 Год назад
0:14
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 2 года назад
The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.
@dvcky5
@dvcky5 2 года назад
thats what mothers are for ✊😔
@astralseaslug546
@astralseaslug546 2 года назад
And her brother!
@miracler
@miracler 2 года назад
That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first
@abcdtemp
@abcdtemp 2 года назад
i wish i have a mother like that lol
@catinspace6401
@catinspace6401 2 года назад
@Ramen Lover Its Chinese
@cyanea.
@cyanea. 2 года назад
Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.
@flyable_4316
@flyable_4316 2 года назад
My breed is faline San
@thenonfurry
@thenonfurry 2 года назад
i m p o s s i b l e
@deaddinosaurjuice5507
@deaddinosaurjuice5507 2 года назад
@@flyable_4316 so asian
@aanya2493
@aanya2493 2 года назад
@@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?
@sunnydays07
@sunnydays07 2 года назад
@@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice
@RyorrrTheGreat
@RyorrrTheGreat 2 года назад
10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system
@tigersandflowers
@tigersandflowers 7 месяцев назад
i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over
@BonnieTheGoofyGoober
@BonnieTheGoofyGoober 4 месяца назад
*La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 2 года назад
"Faline Cooking Show" "Fal Cooking Show" "Fooking Sho-" "No." THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO
@lololololol1342
@lololololol1342 2 года назад
Yay I'm 69th like
@tenn_k
@tenn_k 2 года назад
SAMEE HAHAHAHHAA
@angelic_zane
@angelic_zane 2 года назад
FoOkInG ShOw
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 2 года назад
@cemeterish AYO?
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 2 года назад
@cemeterish 😭✋
@evannguyen4085
@evannguyen4085 2 года назад
She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 2 года назад
ahaha same, like I'm starting to think the two things are mutually exclusive XD
@babiboogel
@babiboogel 2 года назад
Sameee
@gin4391
@gin4391 2 года назад
Same
@seaof_stars
@seaof_stars 2 года назад
same-
@sillyjazgirl
@sillyjazgirl 2 года назад
*This is astounding...*
@Oktopus549
@Oktopus549 6 месяцев назад
4:57 *stomp stomp stomp* ,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,, Man I love faline’s brother
@mountaindewrvshh
@mountaindewrvshh 6 месяцев назад
he’s a vibe ✨
@Mad_scientist_huburis
@Mad_scientist_huburis 2 года назад
As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this
@emilylike-the-soup2502
@emilylike-the-soup2502 Год назад
Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.
@aliyaanwar1685
@aliyaanwar1685 2 года назад
"there are four of these socket things" "..." "but only one of them works" honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.
@kadalmerayapkiero602
@kadalmerayapkiero602 2 года назад
Exactly what I think about it
@nallyaaaaaa
@nallyaaaaaa 2 года назад
huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-
@anahongow5801
@anahongow5801 2 года назад
and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.
@sishere7768
@sishere7768 2 года назад
Same, but with chargers and headphones here
@Azrealsantis
@Azrealsantis 2 года назад
Yes very relate
@lilasayers9298
@lilasayers9298 2 года назад
"I don't have cocoa powder" **Opens cabinet with milo**
@Carloslife4ever
@Carloslife4ever 2 года назад
Whats Milo ;-;
@lilasayers9298
@lilasayers9298 2 года назад
@@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate
@amirulamani1487
@amirulamani1487 2 года назад
@@Carloslife4ever Coco powder
@ghost35789
@ghost35789 2 года назад
@@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?
@sillyjazgirl
@sillyjazgirl 2 года назад
@@ghost35789 yEs!
@cloudy4379
@cloudy4379 2 года назад
i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter
@chip4410
@chip4410 Год назад
14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO
@kivets
@kivets 2 года назад
“You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler” Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas
@sanjivdas2066
@sanjivdas2066 2 года назад
That's why humans invented cooking
@childharvester8131
@childharvester8131 2 года назад
@@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED
@notkwis6750
@notkwis6750 2 года назад
@@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA
@meghnanatarajan9823
@meghnanatarajan9823 2 года назад
@@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..
@comrade_lenin4820
@comrade_lenin4820 2 года назад
@@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke. r/whoosh
@multistanbtch9157
@multistanbtch9157 2 года назад
Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas” Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?
@HopeIsADrug11037
@HopeIsADrug11037 2 года назад
cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)
@multistanbtch9157
@multistanbtch9157 2 года назад
@keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟
@Rose-tg6vq
@Rose-tg6vq 2 года назад
@@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries
@kamaldas2376
@kamaldas2376 2 года назад
So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨
@Dumbierd
@Dumbierd 2 года назад
cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue
@dasaucybaka9020
@dasaucybaka9020 2 года назад
I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰
@oo8962
@oo8962 2 года назад
Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead
@Jay_Reyes
@Jay_Reyes 10 месяцев назад
call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)
@victoriacandanedo2190
@victoriacandanedo2190 2 года назад
I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02
@mimanshatiwari3783
@mimanshatiwari3783 2 года назад
Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this." Ethan: "A frozen toddler." Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪
@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595
@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 2 года назад
Let's beat children 😠☠️
@hobistinyheartbag
@hobistinyheartbag 2 года назад
a FROZEN toddler
@sugarqbs
@sugarqbs 2 года назад
don’t forget to peel the skin first :3
@elusive_reverie
@elusive_reverie 2 года назад
@@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 WHAT AHHWJWNSSJSB
@gabbie7464
@gabbie7464 2 года назад
@@sugarqbs WH
@thepeoplesbaker
@thepeoplesbaker 2 года назад
“Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder” *while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*
@muhdnoor09
@muhdnoor09 2 года назад
Yup. Poor Milo.
@kysafe
@kysafe 2 года назад
but milo has malt in it
@cylnder
@cylnder 2 года назад
@@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor
@iwillpegyou247
@iwillpegyou247 2 года назад
Milo is basically asian cocoa powder
@capricesunn
@capricesunn 2 года назад
Ikr that's what I thought 💀
@heldon7951
@heldon7951 2 года назад
8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭 The duality of banana
@ChickenGarbage
@ChickenGarbage 4 месяца назад
I NEED TO VENT: I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤
@random6579
@random6579 2 года назад
"Faline cooking show" "Fal cooking show" "Fooking show" *"no"* ~Faline san 2021
@vanessadmitrivosco5631
@vanessadmitrivosco5631 2 года назад
Your pfp is everything. PERIODT
@random6579
@random6579 2 года назад
@@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS
@Nicolas-sd4yk
@Nicolas-sd4yk 2 года назад
XD Also I l0v3 your pfp :D
@mic7359
@mic7359 2 года назад
LKMOA Also pfp Yes yes good they men
@squidaker
@squidaker 2 года назад
I was looking for this comment
@_sabumochi
@_sabumochi 2 года назад
_"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :] -- "Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment) *"So I just have to blend more."* "What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_ *_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_* --- **unreasonable struggle**
@hanaanne3237
@hanaanne3237 2 года назад
Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣
@heheheheeeebleb
@heheheheeeebleb Год назад
when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything
@BricksAndRizzes
@BricksAndRizzes Год назад
4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.
@Alicest.
@Alicest. 2 года назад
Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable
@sarhahillsburg5142
@sarhahillsburg5142 2 года назад
Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 2 года назад
excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 2 года назад
@Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf
@animejuggernaut2553
@animejuggernaut2553 2 года назад
WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 2 года назад
@Spiky Ramen ok I thought it would be pretty easy to understand but anyways
@jigeesha3668
@jigeesha3668 2 года назад
*“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”* Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen
@normanteio5402
@normanteio5402 2 года назад
Hell's kitchen
@cmf5006
@cmf5006 Год назад
"it looks like what I throw up after a good night of drinking" great line 🤣💀
@abc-dl5zh
@abc-dl5zh Год назад
13:45 i was just waiting for her to knock down her smoothie
@atlasjames5595
@atlasjames5595 2 года назад
The cooking show I didn’t know I needed- 👏
@indeedical26
@indeedical26 2 года назад
Lmao same-
@eurida3435
@eurida3435 2 года назад
Faline: "I am a master chef." *Proceeds to fail at using a mortar and pestle*
@DarrBlox
@DarrBlox Год назад
"There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17
@huntiehunterslime
@huntiehunterslime 5 месяцев назад
When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 2 года назад
Faline: this is a murder weapon Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon
@firstname811
@firstname811 2 года назад
I used the stones to destroy the stones
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 2 года назад
@@firstname811 Yes
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 2 года назад
@ray agreed lol
@jeremyuniverse
@jeremyuniverse 2 года назад
"So cup is actually a measurment?" Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:
@aishah1055
@aishah1055 2 года назад
fr tho
@nittynotkitty
@nittynotkitty 2 года назад
Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world
@justadanette5017
@justadanette5017 2 года назад
Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes
@WJen8
@WJen8 Год назад
I don't know why RU-vid randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂
@filmpools
@filmpools 2 года назад
i love this chaotic kind of content
@potatofromhell5563
@potatofromhell5563 2 года назад
"so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today
@yakh5555
@yakh5555 2 года назад
Same
@potatofromhell5563
@potatofromhell5563 2 года назад
I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways YAAAAAAAAAAY I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF eheheheheheehee (weird evil laugh for no reason)
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 2 года назад
“cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly” see, mum, RU-vid can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D
@petershea6666
@petershea6666 2 года назад
You are so unbelievably funny. I'm having a delightful time with your videos. I laughed so hard I nearly cried during this video. Keep up the good work!
@HacksterLim
@HacksterLim Год назад
Just came across your channel. You are so smart I gotta follow your channel! This is gold!
@AnArtGirl
@AnArtGirl 2 года назад
*“ Fooking show. “* *“ No. “* and my children , that was the moment of realisation.
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 2 года назад
E
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 2 года назад
LMFAO
@sara1eeee
@sara1eeee 2 года назад
When realization hits XD
@birb6474
@birb6474 2 года назад
@keep rollin youre not welcome
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 2 года назад
@@sara1eeee YOUR NAME✨✨
@seulmiseforever9603
@seulmiseforever9603 2 года назад
Let admit it: We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE
@chosofart
@chosofart 2 года назад
@its fine shut up
@chosofart
@chosofart 2 года назад
@Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up
@chosofart
@chosofart 2 года назад
Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚
@shana_denn
@shana_denn 2 года назад
Phrase?-
@drowsyValkyrie
@drowsyValkyrie 2 года назад
@@shana_denn phase
@ForsakenPixel
@ForsakenPixel 2 года назад
discovering your channel is one of the positive things that happened this year for me. thanks for existing :P
@jasonwhite2028
@jasonwhite2028 Год назад
This was funny, very good editing, and i like the use of the price is right music. Whoever made this is very talented.
@MoonyCat
@MoonyCat 2 года назад
Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 2 года назад
Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 2 года назад
@MxshrxxmMxxn no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No
@ruienjoyer
@ruienjoyer 2 года назад
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 2 года назад
@@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?
@ruienjoyer
@ruienjoyer 2 года назад
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Y e s
@JamieKoya
@JamieKoya 2 года назад
Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough* Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*
@pedronevesurias2318
@pedronevesurias2318 2 года назад
15:01 bruh he just clipped through the wire on the left
@OffOnATangent180
@OffOnATangent180 2 года назад
This is my first time watching a vid on this channel. Tbh I’m subbed for life now lmao
@Invisiblecockroach
@Invisiblecockroach 2 года назад
Faline : has one brain cell Faline's brother: also has one brain cell, what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS
@lagan318
@lagan318 2 года назад
where faline's mom has infinite braincells
@bi_mothy4220
@bi_mothy4220 2 года назад
@@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh
@aqua1675
@aqua1675 2 года назад
@@bi_mothy4220 not true She didn't steal it We just weren't born with many braincells She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells
@baseballcap-
@baseballcap- 2 года назад
OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS UR A GENIUS
@Finalleigh
@Finalleigh 2 года назад
This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.
@emsedralin4795
@emsedralin4795 2 года назад
That's not really saying much XD
@letalec
@letalec Год назад
I realy enjoy your way to promote this topic
@CCLethe
@CCLethe Год назад
15:40 NO SHOT. That is actually aesthetic
@peapots2619
@peapots2619 2 года назад
“Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?” Faline san: wanna bet
@haneenboumenjel
@haneenboumenjel 2 года назад
Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.
@acetigeronic8793
@acetigeronic8793 2 года назад
Ikr
@Midnightsadv1bez
@Midnightsadv1bez Год назад
I love Fal’s videos. They’re my cure to boredom. ❤😂
@krtxd
@krtxd Год назад
That's so funny simply because it's so relatable, you've just earned a sub m'lady
@umopapisdn.
@umopapisdn. 2 года назад
faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana
@kpyhj
@kpyhj 2 года назад
and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar
@Ndreau
@Ndreau 2 года назад
@@kpyhj cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.
@haiyuc
@haiyuc 2 года назад
@@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness It’s ew lol
@popenieafantome9527
@popenieafantome9527 Год назад
@@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way
@Ndreau
@Ndreau Год назад
@@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.
@_kimmmy_
@_kimmmy_ 2 года назад
In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*
@nerd888
@nerd888 2 года назад
verrrryy *cough cough*
@shatakshisharma5240
@shatakshisharma5240 2 года назад
Veryyy coughh coughh *DIES* (from asthma)
@nerd888
@nerd888 2 года назад
@@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*
@bouchranourelhouda2415
@bouchranourelhouda2415 2 года назад
Falin is the best I love her so much , i like how smart she is and how she menages to work on her channel and be productive all the time , she's always motivate and so full of energy means she's doing what she loves and I salute the bravery to do that no matter what the circumstances
@yiklinkhoo
@yiklinkhoo Год назад
This turned out to be supremely funny. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 The level of incompetence - unsurpassed! 😂😂😂 I am subscribing…
@suhaneegupta814
@suhaneegupta814 2 года назад
She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).
@tuli._.9735
@tuli._.9735 2 года назад
The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.
@bun37yearsago61
@bun37yearsago61 2 года назад
Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.
@aruuuuuu__
@aruuuuuu__ 2 года назад
@@bun37yearsago61 damn.
@theLuigiFan0007Productions
@theLuigiFan0007Productions 2 года назад
Tip for closing containers or screwing on anything with threads: Turn the cap backwards like you're loosening it while gently pressing down, until you feel a slight click, then tighten it normally. This prevents cross threading which is what made the milo container hard to close. I do it with pretty much everything by memory at this point, and it certainly saves time.
@sen.x2607
@sen.x2607 2 года назад
I love how your always so ‘calm’.
@shiznit162
@shiznit162 2 года назад
A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.” Wise indeed 😂😂😂
@rlhugh
@rlhugh Год назад
I laughed out loud at this :)
@stevethepaidintern196
@stevethepaidintern196 2 года назад
My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Me: "A professional common sense haver 😃👍"
@kassneedsfood9481
@kassneedsfood9481 2 года назад
This was really funny to watch as someone who makes smoothies everyday now I get the struggle of starting out I used to take so long making mine
@alaskaface7147
@alaskaface7147 Год назад
Lmfao her brother when he explains the surface area of the cocoa powder 🤣 he sounds like me. But I also have Faline’s spectacular lack of common sense. Watching this makes me miss my sister because she would be like the brother making fun of me and getting exasperated by my stupid decisions, while running around frantically trying to clean up the chaos as I create it 😂
@rosie__.
@rosie__. 2 года назад
Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie
@rosie__.
@rosie__. 2 года назад
@@cutiechannie exactly
@mikaelaarriola9309
@mikaelaarriola9309 2 года назад
Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate Milo powder: am I a joke to you?
@itzmiggyl2423
@itzmiggyl2423 2 года назад
But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅
@leah73574
@leah73574 2 года назад
I have no idea how do I find this but you are my favorite right now 🤣
@mollyjen9
@mollyjen9 День назад
it is currently july 2024 and i have come back to watch this specific video for my personal enjoyment
@rv9004
@rv9004 2 года назад
Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy. . Dang she's great
@Lucky-vu6hw
@Lucky-vu6hw 2 года назад
Yeah literally 😂
@Vampyricc
@Vampyricc 2 года назад
Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer* *Decides it's best to do everything else first* Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*
@ryrypk
@ryrypk 2 года назад
you put so much effort and personality into the things you love
@ryrypk
@ryrypk 2 года назад
so unique
@Morbpious
@Morbpious 11 месяцев назад
I don't think one should put this much effort into making a smoothie
@ryrypk
@ryrypk 11 месяцев назад
@@Morbpious good one
@somanshuaikat6391
@somanshuaikat6391 2 года назад
11:26 I literally have that socket thing at home which has 4 of those socket thingies and only 2 of them work ...and guess what I don't remember which ones either
@Mochiiishere
@Mochiiishere 2 года назад
I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on RU-vid for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜
@linkcorriere846
@linkcorriere846 2 года назад
Your brother is literally one of the best in the entire world THAT PATIENCE
@childofgod1521
@childofgod1521 2 года назад
My brother would've smacked me and throw me out of the kitchen
@_.-TheCollector-._
@_.-TheCollector-._ 2 года назад
I had my mom make this one from the original video (I sent her this one too) she watched Alivia's and made it because the thumbnail said "for people who suck at cooking" and she wasn't about to fail something like that. Then she watched this one and told me "I'm glad a chose the other one for the recipe, but this one is also entertaining." I have covid so she's treating me to another while trying to follow this one.
@nonexistingspacebetweenmin8046
@nonexistingspacebetweenmin8046 2 года назад
I just listened to a memory subliminal and now watching this 😂💔 now I'm gonna memorise every single frame of this video
@Vekklern
@Vekklern 2 года назад
Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.
@anahongow5801
@anahongow5801 2 года назад
well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.
@rubyyp2182
@rubyyp2182 2 года назад
Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!
@themodularmodular
@themodularmodular Год назад
This video puts me at the edge of my seat the whole time, full with anger and frustration. Would totally recommend AAA++!
@acolyte6six6
@acolyte6six6 Год назад
This video is a whole vibe
@Amozon28
@Amozon28 2 года назад
i love how she used a mortar and pestle to grind the chocolate into powder. when she literally had a blender right there.
@sawmtem.s2369
@sawmtem.s2369 Год назад
Thats asian style u wont get it
@LiraMel
@LiraMel Год назад
But a blender will make it liquid and she want powder
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 Год назад
@@LiraMel wha-
@LiraMel
@LiraMel Год назад
@@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 ?
@TherealMikako
@TherealMikako Год назад
@@LiraMel It will only be liquid if she puts chocolate + random liquid. And also I'm pretty sure that blenders don't make powder, at least mine doesn't lol.
@weml19
@weml19 2 года назад
I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie
@leeyeanxinmoe
@leeyeanxinmoe 11 месяцев назад
15:46 is a rlly nice edit
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