lokar being mean.avi 

I can imagine him being still this sophisticated in a modern serious take on Space Ghost

Except when laughing, then Lokar slips into Brak a bit.

I’m impressed!

Brak is a Sweet Boy. C:

@@TheDreamrevolution brak: zorak is a bad boy

lol

I don't know who you are but thank you Thank you so much

CO-ME-DYYYYY

Yeah that was great! 😂

More like Squilliam.

Because he’s Zorak!

Gotta mix things up a bit when rounding out your rogues gallery

0:10: Thank you Space Ghost! I am esteemed. 0:14: Oh please Zorak! Your insipid habit of barking out ludicrous commands is nothing more than a blatant display of your lack of intelligence. 0:29: Shut up! 0:44: Unseemly? I'm impressed. I didn't think the mentis was capable of three syllable words. Oooooooh!! Now a two syllable words, how endearing! You simply must control yourself. 0:59: Tonight I have some gems from the Space Ghost vault. Well, actually these are not gems, they are just repackaged squalor contrived to occupy precious time on the network. Thereby providing you infantile humanuory your wee Space Ghost fix for the week. Anyway, it's quite beyond my discernment what you asinine humans think is so bleeding marvelous, BLEEDING marvelous, about the puerile Space Imbecile and his stupid pal, Gr-r-reeny. R-r-roll, the cr-r-rap! Please don't jump on me, spiders 1:43: Isn't that funny! Isn't that jovial. Look! Look, he's so precious. 1:52: All right, would some personage out there, please elucidate to me, what in the name of all that's dear what so capricious about that piece? Ohhh comedy I see, Cahhhh-me-dy! Yes, let's probe that word shall we? Comedy: Popular distraction comprised of revelry, jape, jest, or humorous, humorous performance. Frankly, I find more drollery in a r-r-regional neighbourhood r-r-renaissance festival, than in this Space Ghost cr-r-rap! 2:32: When it all comes down to it, this ensuing scrap of offal would be my peculiar pampered darling. Why, you may ask? Well, I shall tell you. This singular episode, christened "Storybook House", with Kirk the Storyteller and Carl the Cartoonist, rankled the invariant Space Ghost beholder to the extreme. 3:00: That doesn't make sense. Well, that's it, then. Space Ghost is cr-r-rap. Now, I can understand you'd obviously prefer to slurp from my well of artistic endeavour. So here for you now, I present an ambrosia morsel of my neoteric travail that I've entitled "America's Funniest Funny Videos!" Stand by for boisterous mirth! 3:03: Oh, hohoho! Oh, look at that! Oh! Oh, god! Oh my goodness! Ohh, that is so.. Oh! (laughter) Oh, no, not the street, not walking down... oh, look, he's turned around and he's walking.. Oh! (laughter) Oh, that girl sitting! Reading a book! I didn't know Americans could read! (laughter) Oh, he's just wiped his hands on the, on the thing, with the you got the thing on the (laughter), oh, jolly good. 4:05: My guests will be strictly A-list. Buckley, Sununu, Powell, Hasselhoff... 4:10: None of the hoi polloi you get here. 4:25: Oh, yes, I see how difficult it would be to leave all this behind. 4:33: I do wish to see your face one day. 4:37: Oh look, it's Captain Cliché! 4:40: You, you fool! And your horse, and your mum. Your big fat mum. 4:47: Spaaaace Ghoooost! Ah! 4:57: Excuse me, I am Space Ghost, you duplicitous imposter! Beloved television r-r-r-raconteur and intergalactic do-gooder! 5:16: Ehh, Lokar? But I am Space Ghost! 5:23: Alas and alack, I am scuttled! You've found me out! (pulls his mask off) You big lumpy lump! 5:33: You invited us to judge your r-r-ridiculous culinary display. 5:39: Yes you did. 5:44: Déjà vu, you pusillanimous pile of pulchritude. 5:53: Oh. 5:58: Well, occasionally these multisyllabic words confound even me. 6:03: Good evening, I am Lokar, potentate of thug locusts, bringing you a very special glimpse at an historic episode of Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. Not many people know that in the early stages of this programme, there was a contract dispute, in which the outcome was the last-minute hiring of sub-standard Earth hero Birdman. I will be showing you many clips and out-takes from this fiasco tonight. I present to you now, the r-r-remains of Birdman, Coast to Coast. Enjoy! 6:37: I prefer "musical ar-r-r-ranger", if you don't mind? Any upright anthropomorph with an appendage or two can "tickle the ivories". (plays a classical piano excerpt) Anywho, it's a delight to meet you, Birdman, charmed, I'm sure. 7:01: Yippity yappity yappity! My good man, what are you going on about? 7:08: Opening monologue? It sounded more like you were delivering a eulogy! (laughs). 7:16: Musical di-r-r-rector, Lokar! Observe! (plays something classical on keyboard). 7:26: What was that? 7:32: I wish my br-r-r-other George was here! 7:45: Oh, my, gaze at me, I'm the pitiful tr-ragic Birdman. I flit about in total depression! Oh, poor pitiful me! My world is an elephantine pile! 7:56: My hatred for you... is delicious. 8:02: I say, can't you do anything to squelch the cacophonous squawking of your mite-ridden cohort? 8:09: Might I suggest that the beast may provide more entertainment value if I lop its shrieking head off! 8:25: And now, the conclusion of Birdman Coast to Coast. And Mother, stop the VCR, your Sonny Boy's not in this part. 8:34: And so, Birdman's tears flowed on and on. A little birdie told me he's now selling tent campers in Indiana. 'Tis true! I hear that if you say that Avenger sent you, the propane tanks are free! Good night, all! Kiss kiss! 8:59: Yes! And every twenty dollar pledge r-r-receives a kissy-kiss, from your truly! 9:04: Yes, come over here, Tanny! Come a little closer, I want to smell what you've been eating all day! 9:11: Liverwurst! Divine! (sniff sniff) Oh, and thick sliced cross cut of bologna! How fragrant! 9:21: And you need to get over yourself, lover! 9:29: Tell me, Space Ghost, you oafish lunkheaded clodpate, you tr-r-ruly believe that you can r-r-raise that much wampum in such a paltry amount of time? 9:50: Oh, Black Widow, please continue that shrieking, because it can't possibly be more annoying! 10:01: No! I shan't give you a shekel. 10:08: (mocking) You still owe me money! You still owe me money! Ah, there it is again, the acrid putrocity of Tansut's chronic halitosis! 10:14: Shut that stench-hole or I shall gag!