Now that you have become aquatinted with the Longlegs, you may be ready to take the plunge into the Far Planes itself. Join the research team today! discord.gg/Y28RwnHZzx And if you want to see more material on extraplanar entities, take a look at the Zooliminology Project's blog! www.tumblr.com/blog/zooliminology EDIT: stop asking about the password use your eyeballs
We would like to join, but our research bureau does not have sufficient clearance. Our delegation was greeted by the password door. We can hear some conversations behind it, but can't get inside. Are you no longer accepting new employees due to the high numbers of volunteers or there are indeed some ways to get in?
@@alobowithadhd6191EAS valid tones are only illegal to play on broadcast or radio bc it could trigger the system. This is a YT video and the tone has been intentionally distorted to avoid anything like that. Also you should tell that to the 20 million EAS scenario youtubers
This is an animation and not really comparable to analogue horrow, which typically requires an interface of some kind and like world building wedsites.
"The enclosure is now adequate for the entity" is gonna be the new thing I mutter to myself when the dishes are all done. Bravo, I love the vibe you have going here.
The best part is when they ran out of budget for cinder blocks, so they “obtained” (stole) a concrete sphere from target, and the little spider guy starts dancing
* cuts to one of the scientists running at full speed away from a Target with their cement sphere above their head. police cars go after the scientist. Razormind is playing on the background *
Honestly I appreciate just how ethical the treatment is of these silly little guys, they don’t dissect them, they don’t hurt them, they seem to just be genuinely curious and trying their very best to care for the creatures while still gaining scientific information.
They really need to fund this research. Think of all the concrete things they could add to the enclosure. Sidewalk tiles. Park benches. Sidewalk tiles. The possibilities are endless
I love how the "researchers" laughed themselves silly watching the stimulation of long legs deconstruction. It makes this feel truly real because researchers do have fun researching stuff!
It reminds of both the EVNautilus team and at the same time VomitedThoughts (that guy who is trying to make a bunch of the FNAF animatronics real). That simulated deconstruction part really reminds me of the videos that VT posted of him messing around with Balloon Boy's model and absolutely losing it
After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added a cement sphere from target. Beautiful
I genuinely love this, analog documentation of just…a little weirdo, no glitches or secret horrors. It’s just “we found this little guy that doesn’t obey our understanding of biology and we’re gonna tell you about it.”
This whole thing is so neat, its like thier a bunch of scientists that have the technology to travel to beyond the edge of the universe but they its like they dont know how to do science properly and have no budget. I love it
When you work at an ultra-top secret laboratory studying creatures from outside of our reality... But you need to work a day job at McDonald's because they went overbudget buying Longlegs a used $5 cement mushroom statue at a yard sale.
Honestly, I love how "realistic" these videos are, specially about what little danger these creatures pose. Creatures from another plane of existence wouldn't be inherently hostile, they'd just be... creatures. Slightly odd creatures, but creatures nonetheless.
While I agree on hostility, that isn't the only factor in danger levels. The material of another plane of reality *could* be hazardous to beings from ours, simply because another being like the longlegs could, say, have an electromagnetic pulse for a heartbeat, or exhale chloroplasts, or naturally produce a deafening shriek that disrupts human nervous function. Or, they're made of what we consider toxic waste. Just because they're nice, doesn't mean they can't hurt you.
@@Egalitariat-likesecretariatyep, I've been doing a worldbuilding project with a F9V star (~2x the UV radiation of our sun) orbited by a planet with some severe winters, so all autotrophic "eukaryotes" retained their need for chemotrophy and need to have more blue light reflection, so all of their photosynthetic pigments are based on sulfide compounds, especially some that are very similar methylene blue... All but 1 kingdom on the planet is HIGHLY carcinogenic to humans and WILL result in fatal biological reactions from even fairly short term exposure (the last kingdom almost definitely have a number of species that produce asbestos and mica like materials for their coral-like shells and the kingdom as a whole produce a variety of toxic gases due to being exclusive chemoautotrophs that live in and around hydrothermal vents and active volcanic regions). Oh, and currently there's also some green """grass""" that slowly digests you if you walk on it...
@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat I agree, but you gotta remember, they're also in a plain different than ours, I'd say we are more dangerous to them than they are dangerous to us.
I like to imagine the target bollard's vibrant red color stands in such stark juxtaposition to the long leg's natural habitat that it finds it endlessly entertaining.
Additionally it’s spherical shape is probably also very entertaining for the long legs considering from what we’ve seen it’s natural habitat, brutalia seems to be composed of completely flat rectangular shapes. This is probably the first round/spherical object it’s ever encountered (not counting other long legs).
@@seansharpes4219 it probably thinks its another longlegs. perhaps a supernaturally attractive longlegs from its unnatural color. and it's making a mating dance at it.
I loved the Discord call during the "simulated deconstruction"! That added so much humanity to the video, and reminded me that it's just a silly project made by a stranger to make me smile! I love your overall style, but little fourth wall breaks like that really add to the emotional impact in a way I rarely see in analog horror! It made this feel less like found footage and more like something a friend made for fun, and I love that vibe!
2:57 you know, I already thought the longlegs looked like a spider, but this clip really just shows it’s basically a interdimensional tarantula Literally my Chilean rose
I love the idea of a analogue story that isn't horror, just full of weird shit and wacky oddities. It's like the SCP foundation but all it contains is non threatening entities as and is on a shoestring budget.
I think my favourite part of this series is it doesn't undercut everything with a random spooky stuff; like no cuts to a scary face with ominous vague text, just nice little scrimblo weirdos and the people taking care of them
I’m afraid it would be too overwhelming for the Longlegs, as they’re not exposed to highly reflective and highly mobile objects in their natural habitat. The Target ball was already pushing it a bit and might not have worked for the more anxious and reserved individuals of the species.
I'm so glad this was in my recommended. Haven't seen anyone mention it, but the fact that the scientists didn't disect the Longlegs or go too far in their experiments out of concern for its wellbeing is a nice, refreshing change! Most of the time it feels like scientists in this kind of story keep pushing and pushing until their test subject kills all of them, and then they're like "who could have seen this coming?" Fun video anyway! :D
scientists in fiction are usually disinterested and evil. This is far closer to the truth... Intensely curious people grieviously restricted by budget and employer
See...now this is the problem. Upon adding a sixth cinderblock, I am POSITIVE the longlegs would have reacted. But no, they said. Give it a ball, they said. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD SCIENCE. tch- i'm going to the longlegs
Minecraft patch Notes: >Villages expanded. >More drowned will occupy a small puddle. >Herobrine removed. >For your enrichment, we have decided to add, yet another cinder block.
I LOVE THIS! i love how it’s styled like it’s gonna be creepy or spooky but it just ends up being silly and cute without losing that strange otherworldly vibe!
For all those in the comments snarking about how little budget the Zooliminality Project has, consider this: How much money do you think going to the Far Plane costs? How much do you think it takes to come back afterwards? Most of the budget was probably spent on building and maintaining whatever device they use to get there and back, and it probably uses a shitload of power to do so, so that's another bill to pay. They could have a billion-dollar budget and _still_ only be able to afford 5 cinderblocks after all that.
I haven’t stopped cry laughing at how adorable this is. I’m a researcher in real life and let me tell you - the shoestring budget is REAL. Never in my life have I wanted a Long Legs So Badly. I am going to open my wallet and give this baby so many Lego cinder blocks so it can play and be enriched 💗💗💗💗💗
The cinderblocks and windowless white room might mimic their origin world, but do they like it? Given the reaction to the ball, maybe they would appreciate more earth-like things! Maybe their origin world just sucks!
Or it’s just entertained by a red colored object as their origin brutality seems to be a brutalist wasteland so most likely he was excited to see color
Video was randomly suggested to me, I expected analog horror. I was not disappointed with what I received. All of my friends will now be made aware of how to care for a longlegs (and goldbo).
I love how the entity room door is just a wooden door, probably made of the cheapest wood possible that you could put a hole into by just thinking about it hard enough. These are genuine gems
Would have been even more authentic if they used an even older release, blender archives their builds dating all the back to the very first versions xD
@tsm688 If I remember right, nearly every single country on Earth gives them money, so the Foundation can deal with the issues and the governments can just not care about the demons
I feel like this is the SCP foundation before becoming bigger, like when it was just a couple of friends finding weird stuff snd experimenting with them
For a second I thought it was gonna be a care guide for a Daddy Long Legs spider. You know, those that actually live on Earth. But this is much better.
@@lonk2026 Yesss!!! As a Brit, they're _the_ daddy-longlegs in my mind. Anglophones will see a lanky little dude dub it Daddy Longlegs, no questions asked.
2:40 Idk what it exacrly said there but it is so funny to see an unrendered long leg float mid-air then people say "BuDgEt? Budget !(laughter)" *long leg deconstructs mid-air, legs spazz out and fall down comedically* "It did not explode" *LAUGHTER*
The scientists reacting to the budget simulation sound EXACTLY like those deep sea marine biologists in submarines looking at rare sea creatures doing weird things!
the longlegs looks like something i would draw in the margins of an essay to procrastinate lol (i also love the architecture reference in brutalia's name lol)
Ran into one of these guys outside of their natural plane. Possibly a planar breach but I don’t know how rare those are. Anyways I “liberated” several cinderblocks from a local construction site after watching the video and my Longlegs appears to be doing well.
I like the idea that only round objects prompt a response from the Longlegs, since they inhabit a location composed of cubical, Brutalist architecture. It seems to imply that they are only active when around members of their own species (apparently the only naturally occurring round objects in Brutalia). Could it be that they form some kind of cannibalistic eusocial communities in order to survive the lack of available nutrition in their environment (that is to say, once they have sufficiently replenished their population by whatever reproductive methods they exhibit, they willingly deconstruct themselves in order to feed their kin)?
I saw the thumbnail and thought this looked less horror, and more like something the SCP Foundation would make. Glad to see i was right. I imagine theres some long forgotten, ramshackle site somewhere that still gets a trickle of budget, allowing them to make this video. Excellent work!
I love how this is just a shitty, underfunded SCP organization. They have exactly 3 dollars between themselves and someone brought 2 of those from home.
It's actually sad more original stuff like this doesn't exist on youtube. We can literally imagine anything and make whatever we want, and it feels like there's only 20 types of youtube videos.
there's all kinds of everything on youtube, but the machine tends to reward and promote certain kinds of videos. As with most kinds of media, monetization and monopolization fucked everything.
Many are the sacrifices we make to appease The Algorithm. Originality is but one of them. Seriously though, it's nice to see goofy stuff like this still getting made in 2024. It gives me hope that whimsy is alive and well in this bland corporate hellscape.
*Me watching them add cinder blocks:* Oh that's creepy, it's like some kind of insect, not moving or acting at all, _waiting_ for something, some kind of stimulus, the right moment to attack- *Cement Sphere has been added* *Longlegs starts jiggling*
