Looting, Girl Scout Cookies, Fake Airpods + more - Thalia Hall - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy 

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I continue to be impressed by Josh's ability to push out these fresh comedic sets week after week. It never feels like he needs to sit and write jokes - he's just genuinely funny.

As a former girl scout from New York, I'm not surprised that that little girl was as vicious as she was.

"This man looted himself $7000 into Rabbit medical debt" 😆😂🤣

Josh Johnson's uncanny ability to produce fresh materials every week---while concurrently being a writer for the Daily Show---is astounding.

I’m so happy that I was able to be there. I got to meet Josh and he is so kind!🤩 See him live anytime you can!🤗

"No... No... You need to be on MY side... Hear me out..." 😂

I was at this show! The tickets were soooo cheap for us and he did a free meet and greet and he met everyone! Literally the nicest kindest most humble and down to earth guy ever! He’s a national treasure fr. Bless his heart for all that he give his supporters. He’s the only one who really treat us like friends and people. That takes heart JJ. I love this dude!

When he said "I don't hate all kids. I have beef with like 4 kids" i absolutely fell in love with this man 🤣

dude after Josh said 'Earussy', and that one chick shouted 'EEEEWWWWWW' fucking sent me omg

Tbh if a girl scout called me broke I’d just be like “yeah thanks for understanding sis maybe next week”

"No, no, you need to be on my side." "Working her corners." Classic already.

Had my alarm set for this. Took a nap, woke up grumpy. 13 minutes later I'm sitting here giggling. Thanks Josh!

Ear eussy is freaking wild 😂😂😂

"You just want me to go up these steps raw." 😂😂😂

This man has the quickest mind in comedy. Brilliant stuff.

I have never heard you tell the same joke twice and I listen to you on youtube A LOT.

Josh is so prolific. His material just keeps coming. He can make anything funny.

That little girl scout was SMART. She was waiting for you to turn around and be like "Would someone who is poor have several 20s in their wallet." and she'd be like "Perfect! A box of cookies is 20 dollars!"

Josh's observations have the quality of George Carlin's. Taking common experiences like a Girl Scout cookie table and makes it hysterical! Thanks for the joy you put into the world!

I'm a 64 German teaching English, I listen to everything that is available from Josh Johnson on RU-vid. I have classes with difficult kids and young angry parents. As most teachers probably have these days. I find I can't even listen to "angry" comedians anymore. Everywhere you go on the internet, there's so much anger, rage even, at the left, the right, the woke or the not- woke, the age of the GREAT DIVIDE so to speak. Josh Johnson is a comedian who unites. We can all relate to his tales. No one gets hurt. And maybe not everyone knows or appreciates that yet, we so need people like him. And if he becomes an "angry old man" wishing for cheeky cookie salesgirls to stay small forever, I also want to be that type of angry old woman. Given my age, I hope I already am. 😂

Old folks get angry because they see how things could be better. You get sick of it after 50 Years of this. I love this bit.

This young man is one of the funniest new comedians I’ve seen

Each time I watch his standup, I love him a little more. He's so natural. Almost makes ya feel like your best friend is shootin' the shit with you. ❤

I adore this human being. be good to him OR ELSE

"😐 and you don't have any real money 🙂" is an all-time, hall of fame comeback. salute. uncritical support. edit: 7000 fkn dollars?? Lord.

Your Tuesday uploads are basically my favorite part of the week. You're absolutely hilarious, a great story teller, and should've had more specials on big networks than you do now.

I like that analogy "life is like a dark house" I'm gonna have to use that bit from time to time whenever I notice a young person just yadda yadda-ing an older persons advice.

Thank you Josh! Your comedy is fresh and original. Your delivery is impeccable. The expensive 'free' rabbit bit was particularly heartwarming. As an 'older' gentleman, I'm trying to follow the path of old guy who refuses to grow up. So far, so good!😁

Really wished I could've gone to this show a couple of weeks ago but I couldn't. I'm so glad I get to see some of it!

Oooh lemme roll my blunt up and get this video rolling. Josh's weekly video is seriously my nugget of gold for the week. I'm so excited he's going to waste his time coming to Iowa. We're more than just a flyover state!

I love me some Josh...I remember watching him with his Afro ..lol...but continues to get better...and keeps fresh material coming weekly..salute king..keep being great at being great

This was such a great show! Josh always kills.

His delivery and timing is top tier! We’ll be seeing Josh at the top of the comedy game soon.

Damn he’s on the big stage. Keep going man we love to see your dedication!

Spending time with your elders ( walking through the house) was such a beautiful analogy ❤️

3:31 the way he said "fucking" never heard Josh sound so angry

Thanks for delivering new content every week. You're on a roll.

"Earussy" I am 😂💀⚰️!

How do you make me laugh and then also remind me of important life things and then I guffaw again. Every single set, every time.

Honestly, this is one of the most wholesome communities on RU-vid am proud of us☺️and we’re proud of you Josh🙌🏾❤️

Old school Dennis the Menace and Mr. Wilson vibes with him and the Girl Scout.

Josh! You're a NATIONAL TREASURE! Thank God For Your mommy snd daddy! Bravo, genius guy! Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA Etats Unis

I just love that hes taken good care of the rabbit at least lol

The rabbit story had me gasping for air 😂 I laughed for about 1 min after it had ended!

Damn bro you came to Mexico 😢i wish i could see you at least a few minutes... i would be so glad to meet you... i hope you enjoyed your trip and ofcourse come back soon 🇲🇽love u😍

Oh god I think I heard my surprised shriek-laugh in there 🤣

I just gotta say bro it is super inspiring to see you traveling the country and making a living through your artistry and talent. I know you’ll blow up and I’ll see you on Netflix or hbo ! Keep grinding fam. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Been following Josh for a few years now. Glad to see him doing so well. He's getting funnier by the show. Also pretty excited to see so much new material.

I get more news from watching Josh than from the internet, tv, and radio all combined. What I love best though about Josh is that he is unique. He has a slow delivery and pulls it off well. I'm so glad he is doing so well 😃

Come back to Chicago soon! We miss you already!

Truly the hardest working man in comedy. So much fresh content

i love you can tell you're very kind and humble. my favorite comedian!

Thanks for uploading this, along with everything else you share with us Josh. I know this was a big milestone for you to perform at this Venue and I'm so happy for you! ✊✌️

Man I was casually cooking and found your videos on tiktok, now I’m hooked😭😭😭

Thos guy never misses 😂😂😂 he gets me everytime

I love this young man

This brother don't miss! He is living inside my brain Instantly a legend!!

praying for the day my guy heads to houston with his talents!!! we need you to enlighten us, josh!!!

ngl the dark house analogy is fantastic.

The girl scout used a reverse psych on you. 😂

We enjoyed every moment of the set. The food was delicious. Valet parking…..well, it’s Chicago, lol. Love my city.

Hehe I was at this show, too. Fun to see it on replay! Also got to meet him in person, and Josh is awesome in person as well as on stage. Thanks for a great set, Josh!!

Josh you are an amazing light. I type your name just to have better days. Keep going king. May the Lord of Israel bless you ❤

Leaving me disoriented with the rabbit 😂

He makes stand up look super easy I love his style

That whole air pods bit had me crying laughing in the middle of my job. Coworker asked wth you the joker or what? ... I haven't laughed that hard in so long

Josh is my comfort comedian. It's unlikely that I will ever meet him in real life (being in a country he probably will never visist) but, I hope he knows just how much he makes my day with his videos.

Josh Johnson NEVER misses!!

This one was in Chicago so you know it's gonna be fkn hilarious.

Looted himself into rabbit medical debt 😂😂😂😭 I cant breathe lmmaaooooo

I fucking LOST IT at Earussy ?! 😂😂😂

Please come to the UK Josh!!! We love you here!!!

3:25 BRUH!!!! Your delivery right there had me laughing my phuckin ass off for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯. I think because you dont usually emote anger like that, so when you did it is just soooo phucking funny 🤣💯💯💯🫡

7:31 "ear-ussy" 😂😂😂😂

Brodie said Ear-Ussy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stop, stop!!!! It’s nighttime I can’t be laughing this loud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I often find myself on the threshold of "Angry Old Man" sometimes, especially when I'm waiting for a bus and there's a single parent with rowdy kids across from me.

The rabbit story hit hard🥹😅

On god this man knows how to make me smile and laugh, give me more

3:49 Oooooohhhhh! Fatality!

Mkay. "Ear Bussy"? Did I just hear that?🤧😂🤣🤣💀💀⚰️⚰️

I'm super glad I was abke to see Josh live in Chicago! Thanks for the good time!!

Let’s go boys! Elevate this in the algorithm

These are the highlights of my week ! 🎉

“Fox would have a f**king field day!” Truth

I love your stories and the way you see the world. You are awesome sir.

Earussy is CRAZY😭😭

F it... I know it's going to be anyways so I'll give it an early thumbs up while I wait on the premier.

even at 5:44 AM sober laughing so hard!

Dude you truly have it all ... talent, versatility, craft, brains, warmth, authenticity, clarity of perspective, an eye for the absurd. I've been watching you since Catfishing the KKK and I feel unreasonably pleased with myself because I've been saying you're going to be famous someday since then -- unreasonably, as though i had anything to do with your achievement lol 🙃 you remind me a little of a less misogynistic Dylan Moran, your stories sparkle in a similar way. I admire your obvious dedication to your craft. I live in NYC, so hopefully I'll get to come out and see you some time. Hope the tour goes great!

Always Amazing To See A Simple Yet Funny Set!!!! Keep Going Josh, The World Is Watching

looting a sick rabbit is crazy😂

Rabbit medical debt 😆🤣 rabbit feel like weird thing to get at this moment.

♥️ Just saw the Arlington show! More than an hour of nonstop laughter to the point of tears flooding my face and almost peeing on myself! 😂

Bless that rabbit's heart 🥲

that rabbit gave a whole new meaning to "crime doesn't pay"

The best comic on the stage today! 👏🏻👏🏻😁

Hey, Josh! Thanks for sharing this section with us. Your thoughtful humor with twists and turns is so so good. I listen to a lot of comedy, often while doing other things, and you have a presence and persona I truly enjoy watching. Great to see you on The Daily Show! You're very funny, dude.

Man, this show was great. I’m still cracking up thinking about Bethany smoking that ayahuasca 😂