Louis C.K - Being Selfish 

Louis CK is basically the only comedian that consistently makes me belly laugh, hard.

This stuff is really quite philosophical and I love how he does it!

I used to work at hertz and this happened all the time.

Tried this once. They charged me for picking it up. Cost more than the flight.

This is one of the best of his. Lol

Years ago there was a public holiday in Ireland with no buses to airport. I had to do the same,get rental car and leave it in Kerry cause taxi would have been more expesive, so I thought ... I called them from Germany and said your car is in the parking, keys inside. They said thank you for sharing the information. We have to send somebody out, that makes 300 euro :) Lesson learned but at the time, I did not mind, cause it really helped me.

6:53 There's always gonna be that...

'it doesn't have any bacon on it...'

Why put ads in the middle of a standup clip, I’m never watching this channel again now

Top 5 comics of all time

4:18 "It's been towed beyond the environment." iykyk

Theres is actually a video of a lady if California getting out of a moving car LOL.

Another example of AI bots taking over youtube. All social media, the entire internet even has been compromised. You are now soon to be truly alone on the web.

Did you know the earth is flat when you stand on it?

Oh. I thank him for this "favorite things" but, it has given me answers to others entitled behavior for years. 👀

You should act in a way, that if everyone acted the same, everything would work out

I agree with another commenter, IE, what are these comments about? Are they from other videos? Or do they think you just comment on anything

Crickets actually hop backwards if you look closely

I think these commenters believe Lou will read how funny their comments are and fast track them to stardom.

we do go overboard with trying to save everything. i've seen chickens in wheelchairs walking around. you know what? just eat that one. it's ok if we just eat it.

I should study for my ap psychology test and not watch tractor tutorials

Let’s do a roast pheasant

Ok I’ll play. “ blah blah blah “

"this is all of my lotion and you can't have any of it"

Excellent upload.

i like the way this was !

The thing about Denzel Washington is his way of acting comes across as very very authentic or real

Whats the deal with this comment section

What about the deposit?

I never even tried to finish a whole pizza before.

This is like 10 years old at this point

Surely that forfeits your deposit if you just leave it like that?

Did he really steal Jim Gaffigan’s Indian joke?

Bruv these comments must be AI generated, what the fuck is this. Good content though.

I disagree. I think Margaret Thatcher was an excellent Prime Minister.

This is totally about americans. 😂 Not most people, most americans.

Did he steal that dolphin joke from Bill Burr? I remember Bill making a very similar joke.

I'm Not Louis is a real Louis? Same like I'm not Norm is a real Norm?

This was funny. I laughed until I stopped. I still don't understand why American football has 15 minute quarters, but NBA games have 12 minute quarters.

Which show is this bit from? Can anyone tell me?

If bakeries made yeast infection pussy bread, would they tell if the yeast was locally produced as to make it eco?

Yes

I bet he got a massive fine from hertz

6:15 but actually incorrect. Indios meaning gods people. It wasn't a mistake. And it wasn't a slur. They were very fond of the copper skin beautiful people. In dios. Indios. Indians. It's a great compliment which is why it was not corrected. This is historical fact supported by a letter from Columbus himself. Furthermore he is wrong about them being peaceful saints across the continent. They hunted animals, ate meat, and had many many brutal wars with eachother. They made sacrifices, bloody rituals, and were sick with a infection before Columbus even arrived. The tribes were not doing" all good" at that time. Lol so he got the decapitation part right.

I've seen the small town bit, but I think Louis would like a small town. Granted your urge to prioritize your convenience over other people is funnier than being courteous but it makes for a better life.

Louis, when he is on, is hands down one of the best comedians of all time. It's hard to top Carlin, so let's not even try. Aside from Carlin and Bill Burr, Louis is stunningly real and hilarious. Louis is like the "California Gold Rush." Sure, there was a ton of drama and problems with the era, but the end result was fucking Gold!

Yes! All that is fine but taxes in Germany did indeed increase over the last 3 fiscal years.

It's crazy extremist leftists tried to cancel this man... Dude was on your side.... Except rationale

Even if we called Indians Americans it would still be wrong. We stumbled upon a continent full of different cultures and nations and we started naming people and places. I'm peaty sure America had a name before Amerigo Vespucci.

But really, no one knows a thing about why the sand makes colors and the audacity of that being said

You can tell everything you need to know about a person by the way they drive.

Whatssss the deal with Seinfield bits?! Ami right?

I doubt that there are absolutely 0 consequences to doing that haha. They could charge u a fine and put a flag on your account so u can't ever rent with them again or something.

Given that this comment section is going nowhere. I got a yt channel with letsplays and ramblings in DnD. The channel is rubbish,but i need views.

I never thought the Lord of the Rings would be good but I give it an 8/10

Thanks for the upload chap Why'd you upload? You just did it anyway

I mean I don't even think Avatar was that good. 3D didn't take off afterward and movie theaters are still struggling.

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Wise c.k. thats most obvious in the forehand lately ... lahnhhhn following lanes of an ideal road, all the emotional steps of getting my car acriss 8 lanes. ,

😊

Manchester city will win the champions league this year

My favorite punk rock band of the 2000’s has probably gotta be Blink-182.

I swallow socks like I like this video. Sweaty

Is this an AI replication of his voice? I don't believe he ever said this

Obviously, he knows not everything about the Christian worldview. 😂 maybe some judge mental assholes who call themselves Christians. But for people that actually read the book We are commanded to look after the earth… We just don’t worship it …We are also told to be thankful for salvation, and not treat everybody else like shit because they don’t believe the way we do. Love, Louis, though he’s one of my faves.

One can see everything one needs to know about a (hu)man by what (s)he thinks (s)he thinks u need to know about a person... Is what I'd say, if the spoken word had an extra dimension or 3... Seriously tho, with great power comes great responsibility. (He said atop a mountain ~consisting primarily~ of pomposity) Or can one...

Wow, after all is said and done, all the ups and downs of Louis CK, I can see through all the BS and hype and finally see that this guy was never that great of a comedian.

Funny 😂

Madd Miggs throws out the first pitch of the game

Ive done the left turn from the right and the right turn from the left, eh no biggie

That hertz Story is not true, they would charge your card if you do that