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Louis C.K - If Murder Was Legal 

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Louis C.K - If Murder Was Legal, taken from Oh My God, Louie's 2013 HBO Special.
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@sarabestaatal
@sarabestaatal 5 лет назад
I thought this was a ted talk when I clicked the video lol
@k1ngmackdaddy447
@k1ngmackdaddy447 5 лет назад
Is it not?
@genesismartinez6867
@genesismartinez6867 5 лет назад
K1NG Mackdaddy lmaooo same but no he’s a comedian
@AlaKernel
@AlaKernel 5 лет назад
So much better than most of the recent ted talks .
@AbelleveMe
@AbelleveMe 5 лет назад
Ted talk for the twisted lmao. Love this guy
@rxtp17
@rxtp17 5 лет назад
Best. Comment. Ever. Well played.
@davidbuschhorn6539
@davidbuschhorn6539 5 лет назад
People would drive so nice and politely on the road.
@baburao87
@baburao87 5 лет назад
Or maybe they would not, as they wouldn't care if they run someone over.😄
@ilkkarautio2449
@ilkkarautio2449 4 года назад
Kinda true but they wouldnt just want to damage their car on purpose. 🤔
@Netherwolf6100
@Netherwolf6100 4 года назад
David Buschhorn and use their fucking turn signals
@ashantinyongo7632
@ashantinyongo7632 3 года назад
There’d be a lot more highway drive by shootings
@FloorGorilla
@FloorGorilla 3 года назад
The State of Arizona has entered the chat.
@krocialblack
@krocialblack 10 лет назад
If The Purge was written directed by this guy, maybe people would actually like it.
@mattjobson6180
@mattjobson6180 10 лет назад
shots fired.
@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710
@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710 10 лет назад
tanks aiming at the white house.
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 5 лет назад
The purge was a great movie, why do you think they made so many sequels? Because they were making tons of money. But dont expect an Oscar nomination, its not that kind of movie you prude.
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 5 лет назад
@Anthony Salerno I dont go the cinemas to expect greatness. I would read a book if thats what I wanted. I go to the cinemas to be entertained. And the most entertaining movies have sequels, they have sequels because theyre profitable. Theyre profitable because people watch them, people watch them because theyre entertaining.
@SteveJobzz
@SteveJobzz 5 лет назад
He is actually a competent filmmaker. So, yeah..
@zipgow
@zipgow 7 лет назад
Very few people would try to get famous.
@therendzi
@therendzi 5 лет назад
People would become famous for not murdering anyone.
@experiencerocks
@experiencerocks 4 года назад
PREEEEEEACHHHH!
@CGBalla1014
@CGBalla1014 4 года назад
Rendzi then be murdered for it
@sterlingsilver5937
@sterlingsilver5937 4 года назад
😂
@mecanwinmac2796
@mecanwinmac2796 4 года назад
False. Look at the Paul brothera. They try real hard every day.
@crons79
@crons79 11 лет назад
I love how in Louis Ck's world there is no laws for murder, but there is laws for cleaning up after the murder.
@nickevers9263
@nickevers9263 3 года назад
Well that’s just manners
@randomswedishdude
@randomswedishdude 2 года назад
The environment is important!
@whoever_81
@whoever_81 2 года назад
Well... that's the joke. You love the joke I guess.
@ahappysoul1532
@ahappysoul1532 2 года назад
This is soo funny... Died... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@matthale8090
@matthale8090 2 года назад
Well hes a bright dude 😆 hes thinking logically lol
@aas8994
@aas8994 11 лет назад
"Oh shit they had a camera there" LMAO
@sadisticgirl_
@sadisticgirl_ 4 года назад
I READ IT AS KARMA LOL
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 2 года назад
I would've added " WHAT?! I have to go to court and miss a day of work?! I can't just pay the fine online?!"
@mynameistrd6841
@mynameistrd6841 2 года назад
I don't get this one. what does he mean by that? :))
@mattk750
@mattk750 Год назад
I audibly laughed out loud
@imthetube44
@imthetube44 Год назад
@@mynameistrd6841 it’s referencing laws like traffic laws where street cameras or traffic light cameras will catch you if you run a red light or are parking in an illegal spot?
@mfboom3055
@mfboom3055 4 года назад
can we just talk about how every second of this special was pure comedy gold? scandals aside, this dude is really excellent at stand up.
@melissadouglas570
@melissadouglas570 4 года назад
I still don’t get the scandal regarding this guy. Maybe I don’t know the whole story, did he actually assault someone under the law, or was it that he did something that made them feel uncomfortable and they didn’t address it? I was under the impression that there was a group of people hanging out together, not in a public setting, and he jerked off in front of them.
@bluceree7312
@bluceree7312 4 года назад
@@mfboom3055 I don't think he should be banished for ever for what he did, and we are the ones losing out when Louie C.K. is not providing content any more. He should be allowed back sooner rather than later. There are a lot worse offenders out in public - hint: 45! PS: Yes, there was no assault. Yes, they could have said no. Yes, they could have left. But he shouldn't have jerked off in front of anyone. The perception that he was using his "power" as a successful comedian/writer/producer/director in the business might have stopped them from leaving for fear of repercussions and retribution. This is what he apologized for.
@Elonpocalyps420
@Elonpocalyps420 4 года назад
Andry Sqverill so if you’ve worked hard at your craft your whole life, suffering the entire time almost, which is known with Louis cuz he’s a late bloomer, and then you finally made it in the business and have some money and power, your sexuality is taken away from you just like that? Those lgbt quasi sjw supporters who claim to be liberal are the biggest suppressors of sexual freedom out there. Basically he was cancelled cuz he was horny. There’s nothing bad he did else. He asked for consent and got it. You’re not even supposed to ask? What if those women actually wanted to fuck Louis? Suppose that they would have consensually liked to fuck him. What those people are saying is that that could happed only if the women would literally jump on Louis without talking about it and fucked. If Louis says anything though, it’s abusing his “power” for personal gain. If this isn’t just plainly women trying to get more power in society just for the sake of power I don’t know what is. Just like big brother. Power for the sake of power. Not for equality. A powerful woman can ask a young admirer of her craft for sex and nothing would happen if that kid later said he didn’t like it. They would scream at him saying he should shut up cuz he got lucky in the first place. And those women should also shut up about it, you can tell your friends that Louis jerks off weirdly and shit, but abusing his power? Man fuck that
@bluceree7312
@bluceree7312 4 года назад
@@Elonpocalyps420 Yes, I agree. This is what HE appologised for. There is a very thin line between taking it too far like you desicribe and living life normally like millions do each day. Louis is on that line. I think he should be allowed back. His punishment does not fit his "crime".
@melissadouglas570
@melissadouglas570 4 года назад
BlissBayBay I have been to some crazy parties in my day, both men and women exposed themselves (usually it was the women). The equality I support means taking responsibility for that behavior too. I feel sad that our culture seems to be swinging so far in the opposite direction and as a result all adult consensual fun might be lost in the process. I’ve learned a bit more about what supposedly happened, and apparently the problem was that Louis was in a position of power, creating an atmosphere where the person didn’t feel she could speak out about her feelings. That sucks, because he and those in power need to recognize their positions of authority and the responsibility such privilege entails. On balance though, others need to acknowledge their own membership within any group and that group’s mores, and should they respect fellow members of a group, it is incumbent upon them to make any wronged feelings known so there is an opportunity to right whatever behavior preceded them. Thank you for your initial comment; it lead to some great discussion.
@satevo462
@satevo462 3 года назад
"in which case you can just leave them in the bag" That has to be my favorite Louis CK joke. Gets me every single time.
@TheMemorySense
@TheMemorySense 11 лет назад
I've never really thought of it as dark. I rather think Louis is putting a light in a dark place with laughter. It sounds corny but seriously, think about it. Once people accept that humanity is imperfect and humans are not amazing creatures in the slightest bit, I think we will be a happier, more peaceful animal.
@xCoffeeNWeedx
@xCoffeeNWeedx Год назад
Wow. Great way to put it. 👏 Not dark humor, but putting light in a dark place.
@marshallpo6414
@marshallpo6414 5 лет назад
"Clean up aisle 6. We got a dead kid"
@suoerfucker2000
@suoerfucker2000 4 года назад
"Whaaaaat but i don't feel like doing iiiiiiittt...Hey Tom why don't you do i-" "Shut up Josh 🔫"
@nickevers9263
@nickevers9263 3 года назад
But then who’s gonna clean up josh? You’ll run out of bullets before you solve that causality train
@pauldowner1
@pauldowner1 7 лет назад
If murder was legal.. I would be dead by now :|
@Fraggr92
@Fraggr92 5 лет назад
Most of us would be.
@sadisticgirl_
@sadisticgirl_ 4 года назад
I would be murdered and wouldn't even know why the guy don't like me 😂 or maybe that's anxiety talking 🤔
@spaceoutmisfit1738
@spaceoutmisfit1738 4 года назад
only the crazy criminal would be alive
@alexeiharp7676
@alexeiharp7676 3 года назад
I don't wanna know you
@alexeiharp7676
@alexeiharp7676 3 года назад
@@pauldowner1???
@unclebackseat6756
@unclebackseat6756 3 года назад
Louis always simulates and finishes an idea to the absolute end, what a legend
@fatimaamerson3232
@fatimaamerson3232 2 года назад
yes into completion without question. Human nature. # SPIRIT IN HUMAN EXSISTANCE .... # Evolution!
@Omgitszackk
@Omgitszackk 8 лет назад
Best part: "Shut up Janet pfffff"
@hermask815
@hermask815 3 года назад
When did the switch from Janet to Karen happen? Nowadays it would have been Karen.....
@smc1942
@smc1942 3 года назад
...or Kevin. South Park. "Kevin... Dammit."
@ni007ck4
@ni007ck4 3 года назад
*Shut up Meg !!
@SS-pq9ci
@SS-pq9ci 3 года назад
So it's Janet? I would have guessed it's written Jeanette or something
@Colormeimpressed3000
@Colormeimpressed3000 5 лет назад
This entire special is brilliant. And part of its brilliance is that he makes it look easy
@spartan1010101
@spartan1010101 10 лет назад
Murder laws keeps all the quiet ones at bay
@raymanbb8274
@raymanbb8274 10 лет назад
Damn straight
@taeoh705
@taeoh705 9 лет назад
Yup....
@crazylikeatiger8896
@crazylikeatiger8896 8 лет назад
I like to think I'm a good person
@tejasnair3399
@tejasnair3399 5 лет назад
spartan1010101 carlin shmarlin
@user-fx7lk5dl4j
@user-fx7lk5dl4j 5 лет назад
For now...
@darlymh
@darlymh 6 лет назад
“If murder was legal, or maybe just a misdemeanor”
@rfeyman3682
@rfeyman3682 10 лет назад
Well bosses would have to be replaced on a regular basis!!! "I realize you have been working hard, but there isn't enough money in the budget for..." BANG! BANG! BANG!
@ExoticFireGirl
@ExoticFireGirl 10 лет назад
That felt good just reading it huh ^^
@rfeyman3682
@rfeyman3682 10 лет назад
ExoticFireGirl Who doesn't want to murder their boss?
@ExoticFireGirl
@ExoticFireGirl 10 лет назад
R Feyman hippies?
@vp1799
@vp1799 10 лет назад
R Feyman I wouldn't I'll just torture till he die of natural(obvious) causes.
@rfeyman3682
@rfeyman3682 10 лет назад
Good point - a quick death is too kind for most bosses. I would start with something small such as icyhot on the genitals and then move up to pulling out teeth and fingernails.
@sailbatten2056
@sailbatten2056 3 года назад
"or a misdemeanor". Every nuance of this guy is delivery-GENIUS!
@SgtLeroy2609
@SgtLeroy2609 10 лет назад
Perhaps this is where they got the idea for "The Purge". lol
@1119nj
@1119nj 9 лет назад
Just imagine the average rush hour in NYC, LA, Atlanta or Chicago if murder was legal. Going to work would be a lot more fun.
@thetruth5084
@thetruth5084 7 лет назад
You wouldn't make it to work, you'd be dead. You're not fucking rambo.
@Fraggr92
@Fraggr92 5 лет назад
There wouldn't be much difference. I mean now the streets are clogged up with cars that have living people in them, where as if murder was legal then the streets would just be clogged up with cars that had dead people in them. So if anything the current system is actually better since you can at least expect cars with living drivers to EVENTUALLY move. :D
@Ali-cv5ng
@Ali-cv5ng 4 года назад
Yeah just carry a light machine gun, aim forward, and spray and pray
@baxakk7374
@baxakk7374 3 года назад
@@Fraggr92 But the population would eventually stabilize at a sustainable level with no clogging up.
@Fraggr92
@Fraggr92 3 года назад
@@baxakk7374 Bold of you to assume that people would eventually stop murdering each other.
@ShankYouKindly
@ShankYouKindly 9 лет назад
The end of this is ridiculously funny on so many levels
@BittenMitten
@BittenMitten 10 лет назад
"that was a string of bad thoughts all in a row right there."
@evangalisky1287
@evangalisky1287 3 года назад
hey man, do u remember leaving this comment? come in back and enjoy the video
@PinkyMinions
@PinkyMinions 3 года назад
@@evangalisky1287 legend
@gregblair9563
@gregblair9563 11 лет назад
That would make the phrase, "My parents are gonna kill me!" take on a whole other meaning.
@TheSlammurai
@TheSlammurai 6 лет назад
I love how rather than bail when it started getting ugly, he just kept going as far as he could with it. Comedians who do that are the best comedians.
@tobeornottobe5611
@tobeornottobe5611 5 лет назад
I hope Louis' exile ends soon. Seriously the best stand up comedian of all time.
@freddyjayboy
@freddyjayboy 5 лет назад
I might be mistaken, but I think he's doing a gig in Norway this year. Or did.
@giorus
@giorus 5 лет назад
@@freddyjayboy That's literally the definition of exile: the state of being barred from one's native country, typically for political or punitive reasons.
@freddyjayboy
@freddyjayboy 5 лет назад
@@giorus That is true. I remember some newspapers wrote that he was testing some new material. It could also be that the big promoters or comedy agencies stopped collab with him.
@SkuIIKn1ght
@SkuIIKn1ght 5 лет назад
Same here, his punishment super outweighed the "crime".
@shannakelly490
@shannakelly490 2 года назад
@@giorus and here in 2022, he's doing shows in Ukraine.
@calde607
@calde607 2 года назад
he's so imaginative and creative
@d4lep0ro
@d4lep0ro 5 лет назад
we miss you Louis
@shamsam4
@shamsam4 4 года назад
Still might be the best comedian ever. Definitely in the running.
@nickevers9263
@nickevers9263 3 года назад
Him and burr are both genius
@SenorJuan2023
@SenorJuan2023 2 года назад
I wouldn't go that far, but I do like how he goes places other comics don't/won't go.
@aymanehrouch
@aymanehrouch 5 месяцев назад
​@@SenorJuan2023who do you think would compete?
@SenorJuan2023
@SenorJuan2023 5 месяцев назад
@@aymanehrouch There are many great comics.
@darkzero992
@darkzero992 4 года назад
Louis can go really dark. He could have made this much funnier if he wanted to but probably restricted himself.
@MarceloRomero360
@MarceloRomero360 2 года назад
A comedian restricting himself from being too funny? Going dark is what makes him funny. C'mon now.
@alberworld6579
@alberworld6579 2 года назад
This guy is awesome
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 4 года назад
One of Louis's best bits. By the time he shot Oh My God he was cresting a wave, which generally means critics saying, "His older stuff is better". But there are several bits in Oh My God that are as good as anything else before or since.
@vasvas8914
@vasvas8914 2 года назад
This is his best one imho (along with Sincerely)
@zbuffered
@zbuffered 11 лет назад
I love Louis CK but this is the hardest I've laughed at his jokes. Kudos sir, you have no fear.
@Wandrng_drifter
@Wandrng_drifter 4 года назад
“Not even a hooker 🤨 c’mon live a life” 🤣🤣
@christophervanzant6951
@christophervanzant6951 2 года назад
Brilliant. My stomach hurts. Hope he makes a comeback.
@aelechko
@aelechko 8 месяцев назад
He had released a special again before you made that comment, maybe two
@branon6565
@branon6565 4 года назад
I have at least 15 names that immediately pop into my head every time I think we should have "the purge" be a real thing....
@smc1942
@smc1942 3 года назад
That's all??? I'm at..... NO COMMENT!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LucasRodmo
@LucasRodmo 3 года назад
That's a lot. I think like 5 or 6 at most. But If I would consider politicians... And considering that I live in Brazil... WOW like 2,000 people or something
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 года назад
A couple of dictators, one insufferable criminal I personally know...
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 2 года назад
Me too! And 16 of them are politicians.
@TheKenttt
@TheKenttt 5 лет назад
I'm ready for Louis to make a comeback.
@1504vijay
@1504vijay 5 лет назад
the man, the myth, the legend.
@goinbonkers972
@goinbonkers972 10 лет назад
*I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT*
@roughdraught153
@roughdraught153 3 года назад
I'm an English teacher and I'm planning on using this clip next time I have to teach "Crime and Punishment".
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 11 лет назад
"You have to clean up your kids when you kill them, 'cause it's gross. It's bad for the environment!" lol
@ipelengmathabe3702
@ipelengmathabe3702 5 лет назад
You can tell he's actually thought about murdering someone maybe even going as far as planning it out but realised that the risk was too high
@Seriona1
@Seriona1 4 года назад
Haven't we all?
@ArticleReaderRandy
@ArticleReaderRandy 4 года назад
how tf can you tell that...
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 года назад
@@ArticleReaderRandy he's speaking for himself
@petanicipanas4212
@petanicipanas4212 5 лет назад
Louis CK is king of dark comedy 😄😄
@ceedog76
@ceedog76 11 лет назад
This is awesome. i don't know how many louis ck videos Ive seen in the past hour with zero dislikes.
@cuartodeagua4653
@cuartodeagua4653 2 года назад
Louis C.K.: the comedian I didn't know I needed
@Mant1s_Toboggan_MD
@Mant1s_Toboggan_MD 11 лет назад
It's true. Carlin (who is awesome btw) has a much more negative style. Louie sounds negative but he actually talks a lot about how great life is. They are both great comedians who have brought me many hours of laughter.
@hyperbolicraider4848
@hyperbolicraider4848 5 лет назад
And the purge films are like “What would happen if murder is legal?” Everyone would murder someone
@davidjacobs8117
@davidjacobs8117 Год назад
"Shut up, Janet. Psshh!" So funny.
@matsfrommusic
@matsfrommusic Год назад
I've seen this special too many times but I still laugh so hard at "every three 3 feet of America", that line specifically for some reason.
@Th3D4ginat0r
@Th3D4ginat0r 11 лет назад
"ah shit they had a camera there" lmao
@LastFanStanding12
@LastFanStanding12 4 года назад
I feel like I could do a PhD thesis on this bit
@DazLeon
@DazLeon Месяц назад
It’s hilarious and also a little bit eye opening. This is true the mental state in which we live as a whole.
@MrDbigballs
@MrDbigballs 10 лет назад
Woah...you just like, blew my mind.
@chase_h.01
@chase_h.01 4 года назад
If murder was legal, people would be a lot nicer to each other.
@sepultura7771
@sepultura7771 4 года назад
Chase H. Maybe,but it would create a society completely filled with fear.Yes there’s a lot of fear out there now,but it would be intensely multiplied by everyone being afraid of being murdered over the smallest thing or maybe even nothing
@diegooliveirabenjamin
@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 лет назад
This man is a genius
@darthboti
@darthboti 2 года назад
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
@CmdrShepardsPie
@CmdrShepardsPie 2 года назад
You had me at “leave them in the bag”
@InjuriousPersonalities
@InjuriousPersonalities 10 лет назад
"well i think he's nice.. shut up janet, pshhh!" xD
@alannoob1926
@alannoob1926 3 года назад
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “my parents are gonna kill me”
@colski3333
@colski3333 2 года назад
This guy could say anything and we are in stitches.
@der-lotse
@der-lotse 2 года назад
This is brilliant!
@khaelstorm2552
@khaelstorm2552 5 лет назад
Well. No child left behind.
@TheYodalayeehoo77
@TheYodalayeehoo77 10 лет назад
if murder was legal i'd be a fuckin' real life joker. HAHAHA!!!
@clapton79
@clapton79 2 года назад
I may be sick but this is my all time Louis C K fav
@alberworld6579
@alberworld6579 2 года назад
CK is actually funny and to me one of the best of all times as well
@gavinknightjackson6307
@gavinknightjackson6307 4 года назад
This dude is in the top 5 for comedians of all time imo I hope he can bounce back from all the bs he's getting . He didn't do anything wrong he asked she said yes he didn't touch her he didn't threaten her shits unreal
@ToxicBastard
@ToxicBastard 2 года назад
If anything he did it right, he asked fir consent, hardly scandalous.
@johnokeeffe3096
@johnokeeffe3096 6 лет назад
Wonderful wonderful stand up. Even though logically it falls apart, I love this bit indescribably.
@nickevers9263
@nickevers9263 3 года назад
Why? Because if murder is legal than so is everything else considering you can just legally murder anyone who claims you broke another law? I mean I guess
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 2 года назад
Well I think other things would apply. Like was the weapon you used to murder legally registered? Did you say anything to make it a hate crime? Did you leave the body? (Littering)
@joaoportesantava1412
@joaoportesantava1412 2 года назад
Wow, I’m so happy he is back
@oqasho.
@oqasho. 11 лет назад
Quite dark, yet hilarious.. that's Louie!
@Ani0227
@Ani0227 11 лет назад
"ah shit they had a camera there." lmfao
@jhanick
@jhanick 5 лет назад
louis is in my top 3 behind pryor and carlin.
@rickyb533
@rickyb533 5 лет назад
Louie is AWESOME!
@definitelyhuman661
@definitelyhuman661 Год назад
Ck and chappelle are at the precipice of modern comedy.
@JoseVargas-dx7wz
@JoseVargas-dx7wz 4 года назад
Oh my god! This guy has the gift to say a horrible thing and, while you're still horrified, in a second scaled it exponentially to an extent that is unbelievably gross, just like that in a second! Love you Louis!
@pvlapa
@pvlapa 2 года назад
Kinda hilarious how this could also be used to describe how his sexual harassment case happened. 😆
@samuelyates8026
@samuelyates8026 10 лет назад
the two logos lmao
@robertodibaggio8181
@robertodibaggio8181 2 года назад
"In which case.. you could jut leave 'em in the bag". and that fookn expression LOL!!!
@MultiNat33
@MultiNat33 11 лет назад
Loui you are the best. My main man.
@skye836
@skye836 10 лет назад
could this guy be the funniest guy of all fucking time. hes got to be in the running.
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 9 лет назад
He's great. George Carlin, Lewis Black, Louis CK, Christopher Titus. Not that many can combine social criticism and humour in a way they can make me laugh, but these guys can (or could.. in George's case) :)
@maxbottaro1
@maxbottaro1 5 лет назад
Come back louie
@TheFlamingPC
@TheFlamingPC 11 лет назад
Lmfao I love the look on his face right before the video ends, the "yea I dont give a fuck about talking about dead children" look.
@YoungWarZ66
@YoungWarZ66 Год назад
One of the best of all time
@phatos_says
@phatos_says 10 лет назад
I love this man.
@salomon2412
@salomon2412 11 лет назад
omg i'm crying and laughing so hard, my neighbours are knocking on the wall, can't help myself...
@benoitcransac2178
@benoitcransac2178 2 года назад
brilliant
@Cheka__
@Cheka__ 2 года назад
"Next to the logo that tells you not to let your alive kid play with the bag because they might suffocate, in which case you can just leave them in the bag". Fucking brilliant! 😂
@ethanvance8585
@ethanvance8585 3 года назад
this may actually benefit society, everyone would be way nicer so they don't get murdered, bosses would be nicer, politicians will have to actually do something helpful. There would be less repeat criminals because we would just murder them after the first time the commit a crime. i see no downside to this
@geekgirlsreviews5978
@geekgirlsreviews5978 3 года назад
unless the person a pretty bad ass murders with a crew
@drakez341
@drakez341 2 года назад
That's one way to achieve communism
@mauritiusdunfagel9473
@mauritiusdunfagel9473 4 года назад
He knows human nature all too well. It’s scary.
@aazreaal
@aazreaal 3 года назад
I love the guy's humor, but some of it was a little t o o on the nose given his recent sex related offenses.
@classydays43
@classydays43 3 года назад
@@aazreaal another famous man who is also a sex offender? Man, where are they all coming from? At this rate, if Jesus had a second coming, he'd be a sex offender as well.
@aazreaal
@aazreaal 3 года назад
@@classydays43 Hey, I said sex related offenses. He didn't get charged with anything, lol
@116Bears
@116Bears 10 лет назад
This is my favorite bit from the new stuff.
@sahalanimation
@sahalanimation 11 лет назад
gosh ,his materials are just getting darker and darker...hahahahahaha love this guy
@juileb197473051
@juileb197473051 2 года назад
is he getting drunker and drunker?
@nathanielriesterer9103
@nathanielriesterer9103 5 лет назад
This was strange;all the people just laughing at the idea of murdering.
@jisookim6904
@jisookim6904 7 лет назад
Well, that's one way to get rid of the overpopulation problem.
@IbrahimSiawash
@IbrahimSiawash 3 года назад
Posting in 2021 and I miss him a lot.
@Elonpocalyps420
@Elonpocalyps420 4 года назад
We also need you Louis. Come back
@sudhara4073
@sudhara4073 7 лет назад
This some deep shit.
@carolinacarvalho2254
@carolinacarvalho2254 5 лет назад
I read Sapiens and it made me think this is true
@marcusrat4466
@marcusrat4466 4 года назад
Wut
@904Anonymous
@904Anonymous 2 года назад
The dark depths he's willing to travel to....very very few comedians would have the balls to follow along. He's truly a generational comedian.
@mattmarzula
@mattmarzula 2 года назад
You don't read much do you?
@joeyjoz
@joeyjoz 11 лет назад
If murder was legal, Dexter would just be yet another reality tv show.
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 4 года назад
Actually it's not so easy to kill...just watch the documentary "the truth about killing".
@thaynamello5135
@thaynamello5135 6 лет назад
If murder was llegal,everyone would be nicer.
@ALLROY-qc4ti
@ALLROY-qc4ti 10 лет назад
wow that was so insightful.
@ericmelton4630
@ericmelton4630 4 года назад
Great stuff
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