Just Music. Luciano Pavarotti sings "Vesti La Giubba" from "Pagliacci" by Ruggero Leoncavallo in this recording with the Vienna Volksoper Orchestra conducted by Leone Magiera.
When the lights are low in this place, you get plenty of time for thinking. It beats the alternative, listening to the screams that come from every direction. Must have been years I've was left alone in that darkness. But when you look like I do, it's probably for the best.
You're far from terrible; I remember that ad perfectly. The MIL shows up (for the 15th time that year!) with some more -- and doesn't let the poor schmuck touch any!