i make decent money but i am a drug/alcohol addict. i often find myself watching food reviews during the work week while i am so broke and hungry due to my weekend of masturbation slavery. that's what addiction is: masturbation slavery
So a few things: - they actually upgraded the pepperoni to actual pepperon slices, it used to be “pepperoni flavored sausage “, which was okay, but tasted like someone was asked to describe how pepperoni tasted from memory. - I vaguely remember the red stick actually being a spoon when lunchables first came out, then they went with the stick for a while before not including anything at all. -the sauce used to be tombstone branded, though it does still taste the same even without the branding. -and lastly, I had an easy bake oven rebranded for Chuck E. Cheese, which I found out had pans the perfect size for making lunchables in
Not a bad thing to say, actually. Parents who actually love their kids are a bit more willing to find some time to make an actual school lunch. (Or just pay the school to get you some *actual* actual lunch. Because that's the best option, of course.)
Erik István Fejes School lunches are just as bad as lunchables and it's pretty shitty to assume that any parent that doesn't make lunch from scratch doesn't love their kids. Don't be an ass, sir
First you were "That One Game Reviewer Guy". Then you were "That Porn Game Guy". Then you were "That Old PC Game and Sometimes old Obscure Movies Guy". And now you're "That Garbage TV Dinner Guy." You've really come a long way
There was this one time when he made a video on a porn mmorpg, and there's another video where he played some adventure/fighting(?) game focusing on a porn actress. Should be easy to find if you browse through hid videos.
As someone who didn't get lunchables as a kid but watched this video on repeat when they were 15, I have more nostalgia for this video than I do for actual lunchables.
I cannot wrap my head around this being 5 years old. I'm only 5 years older than you but the fact that you were a teenager when you watched this and now you aren't, and I've been an adult the entire time...I don't like it
lunchables aren't even a thing in my country, but i used to be absolutely OBSESSED with this video back when the pandemic started and there wasn't anything to do
I always there is two Ian's. Reason is with his beard he's super chill but beardless Ian is almost like an evil version of the two by being more aggressive and looking like a villain.
You're supposed to throw a pinch of organic cheese over your shoulder to ward off evil faeries. If you don't, these mischievous creatures will maple-ize your pepperonis, deepen the dish of your crusts, and turn your puddings blue!
When I brought a lunchable pizza to school for lunch one time a kid was like “you know your supposed to microwave that” yeah lemme just pull out the microwave I keep in my pocket
They had a whole ad campaign based off that called”respect the pouch”where kids would blow up the juice pouch after drinking it and then stepped on it turning into something silly
Zack Van Delinder I remember that. And I specifically remember there was it’s own website. With weird games based on the terrible fates those kids suffered.
I REMEMBER HAVING LIKE AN UPLOAD LUNCHABLE IN LIKE PRE-SCHOOL AND IT HAD A FREAKING SMOOTHIE AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM CAUSE THEY WERE GREAT
I remember when they had the little red stick in there to help spread the sauce. Now they expect us to just gloop it on the crust or spread with the packet. What are we animals?
I miss the lunchables tacos, I was obsessed with those as a kid. Seeing as I’m a vegetarian now I just eat the pizza and nacho ones but I’m still sad that the taco ones are gone
I occasionally had Lunchables in high school, but had pretty bad OCD at the time. I had to eat all of the crackers, then I could eat all of the meat, and then all of the cheese (not necessarily in that order, but all of a thing before the next thing). Clearly this product was not intended for me. One time, a bee landed on my stack of meat discs, and enthusiastically started licking up the moisture from them. No, not a hornet, not a wasp, a bee. I didn't eat that meat stack that day, and was therefore hungry. This is my life story of Lunchable interactions. If you want to turn it into a book or movie, you have my permission. No royalties needed.
BowserByCurtis maybe he was just disgusted by the thought that this bee went to make delicious honey, which inevitably would be contaminated by the juices of the "meat disc"
I can tell you had a lot of fun with this, even down to the editing, and that just makes it that much more fun to watch. Definitely would love seeing more videos like this in the future.
I have immense nostalgia for Lunchables, primarily because when I was six I won the grand prize for some contest they were holding and got to go on a trip to California. Probably a bit of bias, but I still love these things.
You adding the entire lunch to that water bottle reminded me of the disgusting lunch concoctions the kids at school made on their trays with whatever leftover school "food" and chocolate milk they didn't want to eat. +10 Ian points for the added bit of nostalgia!
In my school we were given "tacos" which was basically just like grade F meat, cheese,lettuce, and tostitos scoops. Some people crushed up the tostitos and mixed everything together and added some tostitos salsa and it was really really good everyone did it but this kid took it to another level by adding his fruit cup and his milk he said it was good untill he threw up all over the table it just came out like the video of the little kid doing the bean boozled WE GOT SKUNK SPRAY OR LICKRISH except everywhere he only did it cuz one of his friends said they would give him 5 bucks if he did it
Meme is not a synonym for joke. Did this video go viral and now people all over the world know about his minion blood joke? Are there tshirts about it? If not, it's not a fucking meme.
I remember absolutely hating lunchables as a kid but I was also extremely picky and would only eat like the same 2 or 3 things all the time. Also I’ve been watching these food videos since Ian first started making them and I’m glad to see people are still watching these older ones because I love them
I Miss How They Used to do The Design For The Pizza Lunchables Box,I Always Loved The Green Sideways Square,&,The Font They Used to Spell The Word”Pizza”,I Just Thought it Looked Way Cool,Makes me Very Nostalgic in a Fantastic Way
"Hello, I'm Ian. Welcome to my tiny kitchen, today we're trying out meth! I've heard a lot about it and have been eager for a long time already. Let's get this rolling!"
Powdery feeling is likely the anti caking agent they use on pretty much every bag of pre shredded cheese these days to stop it from sticking into a single mound.
@@kuhntzzz Yep. FIne for these lunchable things. But yeah never use that type of cheese for baking. The starch makes it melt funny and burn faster. Edit: well I shouldn't say never. If it's like a crazy sale for a bagged cheese than sure go for it hard to argue a bargain. Just know it's subpar to self shredded cheese in baking.
@@braddorcas9363 for sure! freshly grated cheese is always leagues better than pre shredded bagged stuff, even when you’re not baking or cooking. however i usually find bagged cheese fine when making mac and cheese for example, but it’s never my go-to. like you mentioned it’s fine if there’s a good deal on it or something, otherwise its not even worth getting over freshly grated
Oh I remember getting pre-shredded cheese and it was all in one giant clump. It wasn't too hard to separate but I definitely noticed the powdery coating on other shredded cheese. So there are pre-shredded bags that don't have any anti-clump but they will stick into a giant brick.
Other people: Remaking their rooms and cleaning their houses during quarantine Me: Watching discount Matt Mercer talk about small, cold pizzas for the 5th time
It takes a while to film these videos, and I occasionally need to brush my hair out because it looks bad. I got tired of getting up to get the brush because I'm lazy.
the most nostalgic part of this video is ian frankensteining everything into the koolaid water and then drinking it. there was always that one kid at lunch who would do that kind of shit
They are just making sure the kids become ”good consumers”, really unsure if kids who grew up from the time of the first Pokémon craze in the 90’s onwards hoard more or less than previous generations?
So did pokemon cards and series of toys when they put those is Mcdonalds meals and now we have stuff like littles pet shops that have like 200+ individual pieces
Collectors and Hoarders are driven by two very different mindsets. For example, a collector is not embarrassed by his collection, displays his collections with pride. People who collect coins get nice cases, people who collect stamps place them in nice, orderly books. They are driven by the need to have one of each (and the truly crazy want 2 of each, one to open one to keep sealed) and take very good care of their possessions. They will often just take time to admire whatever they decided to collect. They know exactly what they have, and exactly what they are looking for. Now watch any episode of hoarders. They aren't collecting anything. They just aren't throwing away useless things (yes useless is subjective but I think we can all agree collecting action figures is not comparable to not throwing away old soiled clothes). They are often very embarrassed of what they are hoarding. They tend to get in trouble with the law with their compulsions as it leads to uninhabitable living spaces, where some geek trying to get a mint copy of every Batman comic protected in a plastic bag and board and kept in numerical order in a temperature and light controlled area aren't. I've seen episodes of hoarders where they won't throw away expired food. And not like, oh this can of green beans said best by last month. I'm talking chicken from 4 years ago. They don't take care of the shit they are holding, they often don't even know what they have.
@@EverythingLvl Thanks Crispy, it means a lot to me that you read the whole thing as I put a good amount of thought into typing it. I hope you have a blessed day and good fortune in the future!
the part where you jam everything into the bottle and drink it without caring about the repercussions captures the spirit of being 10 and not being super aware of my own mortality really well, thanks for the nostalgia
You're wondering why people think these videos are so great, and I can say my favorite parts are the old commercials accompanying the nostalgia food for a nostalgia overdose while seeing if that nostalgia holds up today, and I love the "Second opinion" parts where you find slightly off reviews and put them there. Plus the fact that the ian point thing changes nearly every time is great. Overall these reviews are just comfy, entertaining, and nostalgic and that's what people like about them.
The "Ian points" kind of remind me of ProJared's way of scoring a game. Ian gives arbitrary "Ian points" (or takes them away) that don't really mean anything, while Jared gives every game *Insert something from the game*/10. Both rating systems manage to give an idea as to what the user thinks, but doesn't really give it a good standard to compare it to other things.
I remember whenever my mom bought me lunchables I would never actually take them to school. I'd just save them and have a snack while watching cartoons after school
They gave out school lunches that were okay and I also brought a lunchable and share it with my best friend. And we would eat the school lunches we both got together.
I've been binge watching this series and I want to let you know that your editing brings me a big smile. Your past self probably never thought there would be a pandemic, but these videos really helped me out. Like everyone else, this year really sucks. Your editing and humor has been a shining light in this dark and gloomy time. Thank you, dude. You really helped someone out.
Same here, I discovered this channel yesterday and I'm experiencing the "one more video" syndrome like I haven't in a while. The editing style and the humor are majestic.