Lunchables Pizza - Foods Reviews - brutalmoose 

Jackalopes aren't real? What next, giraffes?

I think it’s a joke

you searched that up you cheeky son of a female dog

No it's a dog.

I still can't remember what ever the heck knuckles is I know what it looks like i can't remember the name

Can I make a bank deposit with Ian points?

Ian points have no real value because if they did they would lose their real value.

so its like points on QI or Whose Line?

Any relation to Whose Line points?

Well actually the organic had the most Ian points by having no Ian points at all

i make decent money but i am a drug/alcohol addict. i often find myself watching food reviews during the work week while i am so broke and hungry due to my weekend of masturbation slavery. that's what addiction is: masturbation slavery

@@foreignuser_ Are you still alive

@@rin11963 doing great actually! it was a trip looking back at these comments. thanks man

That's good

@@foreignuser_ pogchamp

Thank you for this comment cause shazam couldn't catch it

Almost 1k

1k

1.2k

Still 1.2k

Even still 1.2k

Or when he first starts taking a drink of Capri sun and it makes the empty sound

The sounds are obnoxious, buts its a train wreck kind of obnoxious. Just can't not look.

Rockin Mage What

Yeah

I like it ❤

I have exactly one memory of lunchables and it's when I was on a road trip with my dad and he got me one with chicken nuggets or something

same, especially living in a country that does not have them, nor any Equivalents. Nostalgia for that of we did not live

I cannot wrap my head around this being 5 years old. I'm only 5 years older than you but the fact that you were a teenager when you watched this and now you aren't, and I've been an adult the entire time...I don't like it

yeah same

lunchables aren't even a thing in my country, but i used to be absolutely OBSESSED with this video back when the pandemic started and there wasn't anything to do

He missed a wonderful opportunity for an Odyssey joke.

9:11

Solid Snack ARE YOU REDY FOR A BAD TOM?!? 😸

Solid Snack I watched it over like 5 times

LITTLE MINION LIFE BLOOD FUELS ME

They're super fun to do, so I'm glad they've found an audience!

Same. They have a certain charm to them

Same!

Chernobyl Bear me two

Chernobyl Bear What about Televoid?? Theres still some unexplained mysteries in that series...

Kayla Pollock EXACTLY

Kayla Pollock it'd just be a sad old man eating food

I think there was a taco uploaded..? But it was bomb.

MINION BLOOD HAS NO POWER AGAINST THE POWER OF THE ROTUND MAN. *TAPS FOOT ANGRILY*

Meme is not a synonym for joke. Did this video go viral and now people all over the world know about his minion blood joke? Are there tshirts about it? If not, it's not a fucking meme.

I wasn't using this words seriously in that context. I was acting AS IF the word is synonymous with the word 'joke' AND YOU FELL FOR IT, HAH!

don't forget about when he was "That One Guy Who Reviews Children's PC games" and "That One Guy That Reviews Games with Cheesy fmv"

When did he do porn videos? When did I miss this trend?

There was this one time when he made a video on a porn mmorpg, and there's another video where he played some adventure/fighting(?) game focusing on a porn actress. Should be easy to find if you browse through hid videos.

they're the Sociolotron and Lulu 3d reviews

I wish he'd review more porn games lol

I still eat that even as an adult haha!

This reads like an Amazon review

@@DapperJazz I’ll Take That as a Complement Because I Just so Happen to Like Amazon

@@Radiogirl1931 Awesome

Wait they have deep dish pizza?

I forgot about the tacos ones!

I didn't know there were taco ones. I'm bummed I'll never experience it.

And no one even bet the first sip at the water fountain

That kid who microwaves Lunchables deserved to be bullied tbh.

Dude the same happened to me but with Oreos and milk

Narsicko See but my elementary school had a microwave.

Degenerates.

You're pretty cute ngl

Diamond?

Fuck that was funny, wasn't expecting that xD

Yeah

Hahahaha same

That played right when i read this lmao

I didn’t think it was funny I thought it was a weird and offputting

Midwoka Milling Last time I did that, there was also a CHICKEN NUGGET IN MY BLUE PUDDING! No way am I ever doing that again...

Midwoka Milling *fairies

Bryam Rosas Hernandez it's another way to spell it, I believe it's how they used to spell it in old England or something

Yeah I write it faeries it makes me feel special lol

it also seems to work with the noid

A dog is not even one of the animals a platypus resembles

Ida Motedayen-Aval that was the joke

no

no

@@bradthehedgefox2578 Yes

He's a sophisticated man

CUT MY LUNCH INTO PIECES

@@SatoshiKong This is a plastic fork! (Sorry, had to make a Papa Roach joke.)

Q : How do you cut a Mexican pizza? A: With Little Caesars ... hahahahaha 😆😆😆😆

B Christian r/wooosh

Yeah even when I was a kid he was super f*cking annoying to watch 😂 "Why do you keep thinking every single day that it's gonna be pizza?!"

lucahjin oh it's you. He You

lucahjin oh hai.

You need to see the videos with an empty stomach. It's like the opposite of going to the supermarket.

Go buy me a pizza bitch

AerykisHere GO BUY YOURSELF A PEETZ BITCH.

The nacho ones were delish, I bet I'd still like those.

Only the cool kids mixed the salsa and the cheese together.

PeanutButterGamer 3rd reply.

omg please like this comment pbg i am a big fan and it is my birthday

The nacho ones made me choke.

How is the first statement related to the second? I’m le confused.

me to

My mom DOES that

@@GHotSauceAnd1 because its fucking weird?

Griffin Harris Did he tell you that after he bought you some?

Not a bad thing to say, actually. Parents who actually love their kids are a bit more willing to find some time to make an actual school lunch. (Or just pay the school to get you some *actual* actual lunch. Because that's the best option, of course.)

Erik István Fejes School lunches are just as bad as lunchables and it's pretty shitty to assume that any parent that doesn't make lunch from scratch doesn't love their kids. Don't be an ass, sir

Sounds to me like your parents didn't love you... And your school cafeteria was shit.

Griffin Harris my parents must hate me

Bearded Ian - Jesus Christ Babyfaced Ian - Evil Twin

@@greasiusmaximus7584 omg I had that thought in my head a minute before I read this comment

I would pay money to see a video with both of them

one looks like ian and the other one projared

They’re both villains beard-o Ian is just more sly and subtle.

let's get this out onto a tray

Nice

mre’s are actually good tho

@@matthashobbies nice refrence

@@gent1181 mkay,

"He does it"

Do those even exist anymore, I'd actually like to try them if they do lol.

Bloo Dood i like how he has literally completely abandoned game reviews to do this shit now

Hi Tim

Mansa Grinder Senko *Y U M*

*y e s*

Mansa Grinder Senko you mean italian gogurt?

Mmm, delicious Italian blood in a nice, bite-sized packet.

For real the sauce is amazing

You dodged a bullet lol. Never ate these abominations but they look gross as fuck

i only occasionally got pizza ones

Automobiles? Space shuttles? Garbage? Hobos named Ian?

"Hello, I'm Ian. Welcome to my tiny kitchen, today we're trying out meth! I've heard a lot about it and have been eager for a long time already. Let's get this rolling!"

Nearly 400K, now.

And stabs a yellow things eye

Well a view is counted after 5 seconds of watching, so some people could be watching for less than one minute

It was worth the time wasted

anyone that says deep dish sucks is not a professional good critic

Before we bega- *Oh no*

The first 4 characters in that comment... really

At first, I thought they where cute, now I'm getting sick of them.

*_911_*

It was 😂

🅱️🅾️I

10/10 best thing ever

I don’t like it when it melts

Neonorange135 krunk bar

Say crunch like a normal human please

He did it wrong

There is no right way to do something so awful

@@cf3482 agreed not warming it up is horrible

@@cf3482 yeah, who heats lunchables?

I have never heard a more true statement in my life.

almost the amount of regret i had when i made a tumblr account

He took a big gulp too, jesus.

That’s a middle school dare if I’ve ever seen one

aid potion

Yes. And then I'd breath through the straw to deflate it again.

Dude I did that every time I had one!

They had a whole ad campaign based off that called”respect the pouch”where kids would blow up the juice pouch after drinking it and then stepped on it turning into something silly

Zack Van Delinder I remember that. And I specifically remember there was it’s own website. With weird games based on the terrible fates those kids suffered.

After doing that i would offer it to a friend. My jokes were on point 😅😂😂😂

They ditched the stick aaaaaages ago

Really? i really haven't had pizza ones in a long time, then. Maybe I'll pick some up for nostalgia.

I am a legal adult, and I have never seen the pizza stick in my whole lifetime

Yeah, stick is long gone. . . But only us veterans can remember the tiny red plastic spoon that predated the stick. Twas the year of roughly 1995.

I'm old. I remember and miss the stick.

@BrutalMoose do you edit your own videos?

Same

True

Same, buddy!

billy no-talent ya it is

Same

It made me think of Wall-E tbh

In my school we were given "tacos" which was basically just like grade F meat, cheese,lettuce, and tostitos scoops. Some people crushed up the tostitos and mixed everything together and added some tostitos salsa and it was really really good everyone did it but this kid took it to another level by adding his fruit cup and his milk he said it was good untill he threw up all over the table it just came out like the video of the little kid doing the bean boozled WE GOT SKUNK SPRAY OR LICKRISH except everywhere he only did it cuz one of his friends said they would give him 5 bucks if he did it

Fallout Pewterschmidt that reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin stuffs his pb and j into his thermos full of milk

+20 Ian points for gross concoction.

RESPECT MY FOOD OPINIONS, BITCH

He didn't mind stabing it's eye, in fact he found it cathartic, he was simply dismayed to see a minion in the first place.

*_yes_*

Time stamp?

@@Chuked 9:12

@@gingermcgingin1733 its* eye.

Thank you so much!

Agreed. Glad to see you trying new things, was definitely entertaining. Keep it up!

Hello furry! :)

Or, get some other utensil from the school (mine has plastic ones to use for eating, i borrow one to spread the sauce

Kids at my school use THIER FINGER

Chris S. Yes,we are an animal species.

i remember using the top of the sauce bag

Chris S. Use a fucking spoon you degenerate

Everett Logan chaptropstick

Everett Logan except Ian is way better.

God I hope not. I love chad but his toy unboxings and reviews aren't really what I followed him for...

I'm not counting Ian's HORRIBLE SELF-INFLICTED MISTAKE

Maren Hatch no because BAD was written in red

Halo Passion *SLIMEY

dew u no da wey?

Alex McCulloch No. Just no. Stop.

AmbieArmyJin oh u

Alex McCulloch that makes no sense

brutalmoose Great video

the quality content i've come to expect, thank you

It's way easier to see your face bones now that you don't have a beard

It was an awesome video Ian please make more :D

I've never been more excited to see an adult man eat lunchables in a youtube video before

They are just making sure the kids become ”good consumers”, really unsure if kids who grew up from the time of the first Pokémon craze in the 90’s onwards hoard more or less than previous generations?

So did pokemon cards and series of toys when they put those is Mcdonalds meals and now we have stuff like littles pet shops that have like 200+ individual pieces

Collectors and Hoarders are driven by two very different mindsets. For example, a collector is not embarrassed by his collection, displays his collections with pride. People who collect coins get nice cases, people who collect stamps place them in nice, orderly books. They are driven by the need to have one of each (and the truly crazy want 2 of each, one to open one to keep sealed) and take very good care of their possessions. They will often just take time to admire whatever they decided to collect. They know exactly what they have, and exactly what they are looking for. Now watch any episode of hoarders. They aren't collecting anything. They just aren't throwing away useless things (yes useless is subjective but I think we can all agree collecting action figures is not comparable to not throwing away old soiled clothes). They are often very embarrassed of what they are hoarding. They tend to get in trouble with the law with their compulsions as it leads to uninhabitable living spaces, where some geek trying to get a mint copy of every Batman comic protected in a plastic bag and board and kept in numerical order in a temperature and light controlled area aren't. I've seen episodes of hoarders where they won't throw away expired food. And not like, oh this can of green beans said best by last month. I'm talking chicken from 4 years ago. They don't take care of the shit they are holding, they often don't even know what they have.

@@EverythingLvl Thanks Crispy, it means a lot to me that you read the whole thing as I put a good amount of thought into typing it. I hope you have a blessed day and good fortune in the future!

@@VaporeonEnjoyer1 collectors collect a set of specific items. Like trading cards for example. Hoarders just keep random bull crap.

Meat

"Every time" is two words.

@@englishatheart thanks

@@englishatheart who

@@englishatheart shut up

You: Cries In British Me: Cries In Australia

Had it once, it’s like mi wadi but it’s not as nice

Me: reeeeeeeeeeeee in British I do actually live in Britain

You guys don’t drink kool aid 😞 but there many flavors so good

Kraft knows you are trying to retake New Hampshire... you damn *Redcoat*

No I think we're all doing this

Discount Aaron Janowski

This is my second time going around his videos too..... Not just quarantine, second as in i've seen them before, and now im back

he was on my recommended and now im hooked into watching him eat food, IS THAT WEIRD?!

King Toastie nope I’m with you

Me, A Flavor Taster (with Creepy tone for some reason): Mmm. Cherry. MMM!

There can only be one European moth

Enjoy coo-late comrade. Red like political views.

i, an Australian have also had the hot orange h20. very nice.

Me, a Russian: yes definitely name weird but yeah one hundred percent red like the red on our flag

I could live with that!

Dingus Is this Cooking With Etika?

Dingus i miss when ian was known as the guy who plays the porn games...