Why is this not more adored? I'm eight minutes in and I might need to be hospitalised. Machine learning has to be one of the most side splittingly funny things ever. I, secretly, don't want it to grow up (if that makes any sense). I want it to stay the age it thinks the punchline is "A star, an aligator, and because they are bees." Is it okay to not want machine learning to achieve sinister teenagehood?