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Mad Because Small 4.3 - The Legend Returns 

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Mad because small
this took forever
struggled with it all
cause not very clever
On the bright side - no more Stormblood

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@jr637-1
@jr637-1 3 года назад
"You must be really bad at the hokey pokey." "You must be really good at limbo." I am dead.
@berzerkerdav
@berzerkerdav 3 года назад
"...which leg is your favorite?" killed me lol
@earthrester9198
@earthrester9198 3 года назад
"To be continued when dad comes back." uh oh...
@vfaulkon
@vfaulkon 3 года назад
Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back really soon. Just like my dad! ....... ....... ....... ...........anytime now...
@matshbocks
@matshbocks 3 года назад
Some days you just gotta pull up at your dad's place.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 3 года назад
That sound you hear?Is 10000 therapists putting a downpayment on a new audi.
@ShadowB8
@ShadowB8 3 года назад
is dad back yet?
@lokhuajenzahl6462
@lokhuajenzahl6462 2 года назад
@@ShadowB8 dad came back with the milk!
@Shear666
@Shear666 3 года назад
I love how the Alphinaud "swimming" scene is just ... well from the game because frankly it's good enough by itself.
@aircraftcarrierwo-class
@aircraftcarrierwo-class 3 года назад
Somehow the boy just isn't very buoyant.
@Shear666
@Shear666 3 года назад
@@aircraftcarrierwo-class One of the best lines in the game.
@blackjet2000
@blackjet2000 3 года назад
You do not even need to explain, just show the scene lol
@vfaulkon
@vfaulkon 3 года назад
You don't fix what ain't broke.
@phoenixflamegames1
@phoenixflamegames1 3 года назад
I had forgotten how funny that scene was XD
@sterlingstarlight2320
@sterlingstarlight2320 3 года назад
The Echo really did be like "I'll show YOU trauma, Ford Corolla."
@e.k_liadon
@e.k_liadon 3 года назад
-sips tea-
@HolyyCityy
@HolyyCityy 3 года назад
“Crap, can’t even tell mom.” “Soon you can” Chiiiiiill 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adamapkarian8555
@adamapkarian8555 3 года назад
"I don't know, kid. I just run the Chuck-E Cheese." The best response to dodge political intervention.
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi 3 года назад
I mean, the whole point of the Chuck-E-Cheese is to be a jobs program, but that's far too serious (and boring and politics) for Mad Because Small.
@luckyday5721
@luckyday5721 3 года назад
I remember loving how the "I'm evil because of tragic backstory" is so utterly shut down by her seeing everything you have gone through being so extreme being terrifying.
@Arizhel6
@Arizhel6 3 года назад
WoL: "Why are you evil?" Fordola: "Tragic backstory. Why are you good?" WoL: "Tragic backstory." Fordola: "??????"
@tenjenk
@tenjenk 2 года назад
I like that it was presented in a way that doenst discount her experiences but shows her she could have chosen better. Also that the WoL is hella traumatised.
@Some_guy_and_his_games
@Some_guy_and_his_games 2 года назад
@@tenjenk Non-Scion questgiver: "why does your friend always blankly stare at us while talking?" Scions: "Trauma"
@lavaonedge2615
@lavaonedge2615 Год назад
Fordola: "I'm evil because I'm traumatized and hurt!" WOL: "I haven't slept in three days because I keep getting nightmares about the time my friend died in my hands and I was powerless to stop it from happening even though I'm supposed to be the savior of Eorzea, but do you see ME commiting genocide?!" Fordola: "You what" WoL: "EXACTLY, sit down child >:C"
@lavaonedge2615
@lavaonedge2615 Год назад
But without a joke I think that was my favorite scene in Stormblood, it finally acknowledged the amount of bs that the WoL went through, it's a rare occurance, I need to see more of it especially in EW where all the shit goes down and the WoL goes through the most imo
@clmaoo
@clmaoo 3 года назад
the asahi joker monologue was genuinely god tier
@kriesas
@kriesas 3 года назад
Im in fuckin tears
@JonathanPayson
@JonathanPayson 3 года назад
When I got to the Batman 1989 Joker bits, I started actively wondering if there were any other Joker bits besides those ones.
@MiddniteP
@MiddniteP 3 года назад
I gotta say having the warrior of light choosing not to reach the tums even after discovering the secrets of the chair stool in order to spite mr bad haircut man was excellent writing on the devs part, really brings the story together
@dracoinsanity
@dracoinsanity 3 года назад
The revolutionary new trick from the secret baby meeting needs to be kept a secret! Can't go using the chair stool for just anything... lol
@pockystyx4087
@pockystyx4087 3 года назад
Lyse and Raubahn are gonna combine their dad and short jokes to become a real threat to all of Eorzea.
@wwdmmax
@wwdmmax 3 года назад
I lost it at "Mad because dummy small, jealous of bunny tall". Being a Viera myself and playing with a guild full of popotos, I can confirm this tends to be the general sentiment.
@suicune2001
@suicune2001 3 года назад
"If we stand on a chair we can reach the cabinets. And that's where they keep the poptarts." STOP SPYING ON ME!
@hereforthehoney
@hereforthehoney 3 года назад
“I miss beating up power rangers” really hit home
@firststreet66
@firststreet66 3 года назад
It's weird right? Like, the politics are boring when you aren't playing the story, but I could not tear myself away from the game during the 4.X content, I think it was better than the 4.0 story.
@john22590
@john22590 3 года назад
I can definently see Zenos doing the hair cut thing, eyes glistening like a madman and all that
@MarthSR
@MarthSR 3 года назад
This is what happens when you use VO5 and Zenos notices... twice! Ford Corola is lucky she didn't get caught the second time around.
@gateauxq4604
@gateauxq4604 2 года назад
Ah the one thing I can agree with Zenos on
@Arizhel6
@Arizhel6 3 года назад
"Will I get grounded if I commit a war crime?" I think we all wanted to murderize him right then.😅
@mewofforcena
@mewofforcena 3 года назад
'Lyse agreement' I genuinely punched the wall in anger.
@leonie7754
@leonie7754 3 года назад
I love puns, so I'm just storing these up to re-lyse them at a later date...
@mewofforcena
@mewofforcena 3 года назад
@@leonie7754 Another one of those, and I'm Rautobahning you.
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi 3 года назад
@@mewofforcena Plyse no, anything but that.
@CryoJnik
@CryoJnik 2 года назад
@@mithiwithi Please, no more. I can't afFordola any more puns.
@KianaWolf
@KianaWolf 3 года назад
"Here's a copy of the script with just your scenes." "This is just a blank sheet of paper." :x Woes of being side content.
@Beretta249
@Beretta249 3 года назад
And in the end there was no alligator store after all. Not even the alligator we found along the way.
@assassinlink0
@assassinlink0 3 года назад
theres a gator minion in resto. Acquire gator
@happygaysounds
@happygaysounds 3 года назад
"Hippity-hoppity, your shins are now my property!" oh my god that is perfect
@courtneybeauregard3836
@courtneybeauregard3836 3 года назад
I desire this on a T-shirt! I died over that! Yay short ppl problems! XD
@soulofash2112
@soulofash2112 3 года назад
"To be continued when dad comes back..." and dad went for cigs... Fuck. Well folks, it was a fun ride while it lasted.
@NorthWolf97
@NorthWolf97 3 года назад
"Oh, wise battle baby" Never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life.
@loreofmetalenthusiast
@loreofmetalenthusiast 3 года назад
The haircut bit was great 😁 " wanna know how I got this haircut? 😈" Watercooled angerbaby: 😨
@Sasha-mb3rv
@Sasha-mb3rv 3 года назад
"pick your poison" SAVAGE
@tomKATT92
@tomKATT92 3 года назад
"Punch monster hard, and if it kills you you will die" Straight to the point :P
@MiloKuroshiro
@MiloKuroshiro 3 года назад
Isn't that all the Monk's tool tips?
@milladmac2005
@milladmac2005 3 года назад
@@MiloKuroshiro no it isnt... only about 1/3rd... 1/2 tops... okay maybe 3/4ths
@Some__Guy
@Some__Guy 3 года назад
I love the rivalry between Battle Baby and Raubahn. Best parts of the video, I think. Except for "Can't even tell Mom. Soon you can." because that's just fucking savage.
@rando5638
@rando5638 3 года назад
I know this is probably far, far away from the first time you've heard this, Spidey, but your rhyming skills are on a plane of existence most can only dream of.
@Phantasima
@Phantasima 3 года назад
Raubahn DISARMS the situation T'WAS A SMALL MATTER, PAY IT LITTLE MIND MAD As a Lalafell... I fuckin DIED XD I love it!!
@DonPetexX
@DonPetexX 3 года назад
Raubahn got even with the previous jest, balanced as all things should be
@wsunlimited5000
@wsunlimited5000 3 года назад
pray the small away
@Guillotine1123
@Guillotine1123 3 года назад
An experienced general he had more than enough encounter with jesters to make a proper comeback xD
@matthewhostetter8974
@matthewhostetter8974 3 года назад
Another great episode. Praise the Mad Baby, destroyer of shins, Eater of Wendys.
@althelor
@althelor 3 года назад
"pick your poison." "I only hang out with you because you're rich."
@Rikuo86
@Rikuo86 3 года назад
The quality for these only goes up unlike Mad Baby's height.
@frankbell1213
@frankbell1213 3 года назад
Maybe when Dad comes back with cigarettes and milk he might have an Alligator as well for us !!!!
@Daktangle
@Daktangle 3 года назад
I think this is the one Warrior of Light who doesn't need the services of Dark Knight Therapy sessions. They're already letting out all of their frustrations. XD
@sushiifoxx
@sushiifoxx 3 года назад
and when the world needed her most, there she was. this is the best one yet!! fingers crossed for alligator 🤞
@jacobp8306
@jacobp8306 3 года назад
I laughed, I cried, I yelled out in joy "Oh thank god, I'm not the only person that wondered why any of this plot happened outside of [she hot, so forgive] " A masterpiece.
@chocolatemilk6022
@chocolatemilk6022 3 года назад
Think it happened because since she lost her memory and became childlike gosetsu took pity on her and that personality also reminded him of his daughter that may have died young (I can't remember the cutscenes it gets mentioned in during this plot) so it was like having his daughter back in a way. Hien being gosetsu's friend abides by his wish of sparing her since she's not a threat in her current state.
@echo_9835
@echo_9835 3 года назад
When Prison dad gets back in Shadowbringers he better have cigarettes' and milk for everyone.
@loadeddice4696
@loadeddice4696 3 года назад
You can't give a baby cigarettes!
@mangalink25
@mangalink25 3 года назад
@@loadeddice4696 Don't worry, they're made of milk.
@ArtBear88
@ArtBear88 3 года назад
"Everyone runs away." 'Especially Lyse." LMAO
@khellendross3573
@khellendross3573 3 года назад
you could say she wanted a new Lyse on life....
@mikigirl18
@mikigirl18 3 года назад
I absolutely love that you call the twins Alphibro and Alisis, because that's what me and my friends call them too.
@rustyjones7908
@rustyjones7908 3 года назад
All joking aside, weeb Tataru is adorable.
@vagabondht5791
@vagabondht5791 3 года назад
Just don't spend Scion money on a sword. or ANGRY
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi 3 года назад
All the locals think so too.
@ShinigamiAleksi
@ShinigamiAleksi 3 года назад
Baby’s clapback at Fordola… I FELT that. Her entire story made no God damn sense. And stepmom stealing my kill, too. Also, your rhyming is next level. I’m amazed every time, lol
@sophrosync
@sophrosync 3 года назад
The whole thing was great but that first Asahi Joker bit had me straight up rolling, lol. Impeccable delivery sir, bravo!
@TheMonk3613
@TheMonk3613 3 года назад
Thanks to you, every time I start a fight in a dungeon or trial, I say in chat " Baby's first bloodbath."
@cameronmiyao6178
@cameronmiyao6178 3 года назад
"QUICK GET THE TUMS" "I can't reach" "CRAP!"
@HyakujuuNoKaidou
@HyakujuuNoKaidou 3 года назад
"what are you gonna do with that book?" . . . "Murder"
@GarnetDust24
@GarnetDust24 3 года назад
“What are you going to do with that book…” “MURDER!” Every SCH and SMN
@Ethonra
@Ethonra 3 года назад
I've seen all the Mad Because Small vids so I say this with zero exaggeration- Bowlcut's backstory (5:58-6:26) is the funniest joke I have ever heard from this series and am willing to bet it will remain top 3. Easy.
@bittersweetvictory8541
@bittersweetvictory8541 2 года назад
god the rhymes in these just keep getting better, i can’t wait till we’re all caught up
@kelvinguo9780
@kelvinguo9780 3 года назад
These only keep getting better holy shit.
@azadalamiq
@azadalamiq 3 года назад
Sad because no Leather daddies..
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 года назад
7:59 I didn't even notice they put a bit of Chang'e's moon rabbits in the design. StB's East Asian culture really is all over the freaking place.
@GrimSavant
@GrimSavant 3 года назад
(FFXIV) Doma's always been "what if China was Japan instead", given how Higashi is more of Edo-period sakoku Japan. Then you have the Steppe as Mongolia. Meanwhile, Korea kind of... just gets ignored.
@rustyjones7908
@rustyjones7908 3 года назад
@@GrimSavant Considering they tried (and failed) to exterminate Koreans in WWII that's probably just wishful thinking.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 года назад
@@GrimSavant Not exactly, Doman Tea is Korean, it's Sujeonggwa, a type of cinnamon punch served hot or cold and not really even a type of tea.
@sweatygoblin2335
@sweatygoblin2335 3 года назад
There's a local Japanese folktale about the 'Rabbit of the Moon', or Tsuki no Usagi. Chang'e is probably what it comes from, also the fact that there's a series of craters and different colored terrain on the moon that sorta looks like a rabbit using a mortar and pestle.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 года назад
@@sweatygoblin2335 Did the Japanese version have anything to do with Tsukuyomi? Because it seems to me they just took Tsukuyomi and mashed her together with Chang'e.
@MrTantD-wy9nm
@MrTantD-wy9nm 3 года назад
That cause of death joke had me rolling
@theyinyang1103
@theyinyang1103 3 года назад
The rapid rhymes, the joker speech and the pondering of war crimes killed me. But, the Lyse and Raubahn puns hurt me physically. Another great video!
@infylos5035
@infylos5035 3 года назад
Absolutely love this series. There was audible excitement when I saw the notification.
@eriltegoleth4067
@eriltegoleth4067 3 года назад
This series is the most enjoyable, rewatchable/relistenable content in FFxiv. Thank you for bringing so much joy to everyone with your creativity and hard work.
@Tardisntimbits
@Tardisntimbits 3 года назад
I've been having a really horrible week, and this made me smile, so thank you. I really enjoy these every time!
@SFGiantsFan2482
@SFGiantsFan2482 3 года назад
"To be continued when dad comes back." Who wants to tell him dad isn't coming back.
@SubduedRadical
@SubduedRadical 2 года назад
"Crap can't even tell mom!" "Soon you can..." Damn that was dark. XD
@XPlayer52c
@XPlayer52c 3 года назад
Omg 2:00 I remember that. "Hit it hard" Ahh this one looks slightly tougher then the last! "hit it harder!" OMFG IT HAS ARMOR! "Hit it really really hard!" if only raids were that simple...
@konaDRAW
@konaDRAW 3 года назад
Hippity hoppity your shins are now my property is probably the best line ive ever heard before
@aeches
@aeches 2 года назад
as someone who has watched these going through and currently in stormblood, i get all of these references now.
@simplyquid
@simplyquid 3 года назад
I absolutely lost it at the Joker monologue parody, holy shit. So well written and voiced to perfection.
@banzubie
@banzubie 3 года назад
Our favorite angry rhyming baby has returned!
@Brendanj101
@Brendanj101 3 года назад
I can just imagine Not!Zenos wondering "Gee, I wonder what ACTUAL Zenos cared about so I can blend in.....I KNOW HAIR, I mean LOOK AT THESE GOLDEN LOCKS" Meanwhile Real Zenos: "I can't wait to actually battle my friend Ichig- I mean Smallafell."
@mippa
@mippa 3 года назад
Oh my god the Asahi bit KILLED ME
@DrunkCat1337
@DrunkCat1337 3 года назад
Politics being the best part of StormBlood for me aside, the cig and milk store jokes were absolutely amazing.
@MissLilianae
@MissLilianae 3 года назад
"Will I get grounded if I commit a war crime?" Was not ready for that sentence XD
@CaitieLou
@CaitieLou 3 года назад
Daaaaamn really spitting bars in this one! Love it. Don't worry, I can confirm Chuck E. Cheese is not, in fact, a costume. It's the Lyse I can do :3 It's just about time for Shadowbringers AAAAW YEAH!!!!!! Baby is about to get to the good shit. So many juice boxes.
@Nazuiko
@Nazuiko 3 года назад
Its funny because theres legitimately in-universe debates over Senor Sabotender being an actual Sabotender, or a Lalafell in a costume
@tutorial5914
@tutorial5914 3 года назад
My boss was a stylist and a fiend had me dying
@jeffrapier947
@jeffrapier947 2 года назад
"Hey big bro, I'm not touching you" Glad I wasn't drinking something when that hit.
@ilysxmmy2702
@ilysxmmy2702 3 года назад
The Hello Kitty kind of Band-Aids are the ONLY kind of Band-Aids.
@kurosakikun96
@kurosakikun96 3 года назад
Asahi actually worked for the aesthetician the entire time, this makes way too much sense
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi 3 года назад
The aesthetician was kidnapped and put in the Resonance machine to give Zenos his Resonance. That's why his hair is always fabulous. Naturally Asahi, being a Zenos fanboy, would bear the brunt of the aesthetician's... aestheticness.
@DonPetexX
@DonPetexX 3 года назад
The mad, the legend, the small has returned!!
@jackadoodles9357
@jackadoodles9357 3 года назад
I love this series! So glad to see you uploaded another episode.
@JayDubagent
@JayDubagent 3 года назад
"It was a LYSE agreement." Me and Raubans' face was the same as mine.
@NemesisUmbral
@NemesisUmbral 3 года назад
I can’t wait for: “One brings Small, one brings Tall…”
@j.m.f5451
@j.m.f5451 3 года назад
"You wanna' how I got this haircut?" Oh my goodness that is easily the best part I'm crying.
@louthinator
@louthinator 3 года назад
"to be continued when dad comes back" well it was a nice final episode anyway :)
@secondhandninja4441
@secondhandninja4441 3 года назад
Even though this took you a long time to put together, Cider, it's still amazing and I love it.
@SnowFox102
@SnowFox102 3 года назад
"Hippity hoppitty, your shins are my property" I need to remember that one
@shushuyu
@shushuyu 3 года назад
if we can stand on the chair we can reach the cabinets......that's it's enlightening.
@soulcore8630
@soulcore8630 3 года назад
*walks into the room* I have a confession, I’ve never played FFXIV at all so these vids are my Lore of the story. Nuff said… *leaves room*
@dhanang
@dhanang 3 года назад
"Which leg is your favourite?" Lol.
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 2 года назад
"Im'ma buy me an alligator!" Ah man, you are in for a treat -(island sanctuary)-
@Aurumfae
@Aurumfae 3 года назад
I found you randomly, and I don’t even play this game, but now I want to. Your deep foreboding voice for that adorably angry baby is perfect.
@kumomeme7852
@kumomeme7852 3 года назад
"Ford Corolla" thanks for the new name also thanks for the bowl harcut story
@skyesfury8511
@skyesfury8511 3 года назад
To summarize... Alligator Sponge Bath Milk Store Lunch Money Bunny in the Pale Moonlight Milk Store Redux Best game ever!
@heatherwhitmer5007
@heatherwhitmer5007 3 года назад
forgot snakes.:-)
@skyesfury8511
@skyesfury8511 3 года назад
@@heatherwhitmer5007 dammit... you're right, i did. lol
@jamierose9095
@jamierose9095 3 года назад
Baby needs an alligator for Christmas.
@ErwinAponia78
@ErwinAponia78 3 года назад
Your script is just *chef’s kiss* Love the content!
@nooteg8536
@nooteg8536 3 года назад
Is it bad that I didn't even notice you were calling Hien Hanzo because it was so natural?
@meriwidget3474
@meriwidget3474 3 года назад
I actually think this is one of your best ones yet!!! Very well done!
@Vincentvondoom
@Vincentvondoom 2 года назад
Rhauban giving the buisness back may be one of my favorite bits.
@IrvineKinneas8882
@IrvineKinneas8882 3 года назад
One brings baby one brings the mad
@akridx5712
@akridx5712 3 года назад
Best joke hands down was the stylist one!
@adamreid116
@adamreid116 2 года назад
I think this is the best episode of mad because small yet XD my sides hurt from laughing.
@tatarutaru6079
@tatarutaru6079 3 года назад
Why do you hurt me so, small baby? Now hand over your lunch money.
@CiderSpider
@CiderSpider 3 года назад
no
@snow_onis
@snow_onis 3 года назад
Thank you. These have alleviated my traumas for unskippable cutscenes.
@ReesesBees
@ReesesBees 3 года назад
our favorite mad baby returns!
@LastMinWin
@LastMinWin 3 года назад
yo that heath ledger joker impression ad libbed to fit Asahi and his funky hair was choice. this was genuinely funny start to finish. i couldn't stop smiling. thank you so much for making it. hammy as this is a good deal of this was genuinely clever in how you rhymed it.
@gizmogizmo3649
@gizmogizmo3649 2 года назад
At the milk store? At the milk store
@TheEvilMinion
@TheEvilMinion 3 года назад
"mad because scarred for life" I nearly choked to death on my coffee lol
@seanwallace9269
@seanwallace9269 3 года назад
Hippity hoppity, your shins are now my property."/clap
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