Mae Martin - My Boyfriend Broke up with me on Speaker Phone 

"I don't understand, we gave your brother the same peaches." "Yes mom, and now we both love women."

Right? I actually love that misunderstanding

@@chuckhancock4551 🤣

​@@chuckhancock4551 OH MY GOD

There's a meme out there I once saw: Sometimes I open my mouth and my mom comes out. 😂 So true.

i didnt until i read your comment and re-listened it

Sooo funny!!!

Maria Bamford vibes.

I love hearing excellent impressions of non-celebrities who I have never met

turns out

wait is that why that one classmate asked all the girls in our class if they wanted to be his gf? it wasn't even that much of a public relationship bc i didn't hear who said yes to him until years later

@@ripmyfictionalfriends yeah that was why I'm assuming but he was probably just being an asshole

He was probably too young to grow a beard at the time so he needed to find one.

@@jonhohensee3258I bet you are fun at parties

Feel good is hilarious, her sit com x

Define "throwing"

Thanks for that, didn't know! What a treat

Or anybody

Bisexual non-binary?

@@Supersquishyawesomeness They are non-binary. They are bisexual. What is the question?

​@@Western_ENT i see that coherent opinions are getting difficult for you to form in your old age. please turn off the phone and lie down before you worry your nurse

@@Hurtdeer What? old age? 🤣 Well, obviously your IQ is infinitely negative, so I don't think I need to bother much.. 🤣

Sometimes I struggle with that much.

erro - It's ridiculous. She's a female, whether or not she accepts it.

@@jonhohensee3258 Bet you get invited to a lot of parties

​@@jonhohensee3258??? why do you care. Are you going to enforce it. Make sure there's enough dresses being worn or something

@@jauxro ???

She wasn't funny at all. The story wasn't even entertaining

@@nathanielyoungman4454 dude then just leave. lmao wtf no one is making u watch it haha

She’s hysterical and charming.

@@nathanielyoungman4454agreed she sucks

So it's okay to say a person is funny but not okay to say a person isn't?

We’re supposed to feel sorry for people coming out of relationships because they’ve often been hurt by the end of them. They lost not only what they had, but a potential future that could have been. Of course, this isn’t always the case- people can be happy or have complicated feelings about the end of a relationship- but yeah. I do agree that making fun of people who haven’t been in a relationship is stupid. Not only are there plenty of people who don’t want one, for various reasons, but it can be difficult to start relationships if you’ve never had one before. It can feel like a whole different protocol for everything, and mocking that feeling helps no one. People should be allowed to work at their own pace, especially in something as personal as romance. (It’s not really important to the point you’re making, but I’ve always thought the Tennyson quote was more about love in general, and not the narrow avenue of romantic love.) There should be sympathy for people who are too anxious to try for love, and those around them should help and support them, but ultimately no one but themselves has control of their love life. I’m not saying it’s easy, I promise. But love doesn’t deliver itself on a silver platter- you have to choose it, and work for it. I’m saying this as someone who took nearly a whole calendar years to ask out someone that I liked- and when I did, it was graceless and mortifying and I couldn’t get a sentence out without something wrong in it. I was terrified, but I did it anyway, and I don’t regret it. If there are challenges, those challenges need to be handled one at a time, or it becomes too much and makes relationships nearly impossible.

@@erinyes3943 Thank you for your thoughtful reply, but in response to your final few paragraphs, as I'm sure you'll agree, no-one can make anyone else fall in love with them, and, thus, it stands to reason that there will be people who are destined to remain single for the rest of their lives. Some people are 'unloveable' so to speak, not necessarily because they're 'bad' people, but just because they might not be attractive for whatever reason. So-called 'incels' are angry and think they're entitled to another person's love, but what about people who aren't angry with anyone as such, and don't blame their single status on anyone else, but are, nevertheless, understandably frustrated with their circumstances? It's almost like a disability. It's no-one else's fault, but it's still something that causes an individual understandable grief and sadness, and surely merits sympathy rather than scorn.

@@GregOrCreg That is true, and it does merit sympathy. I wish them all the best, and hope that even if romance doesn’t pan out, they love themselves and their friends.

I agree but I don't think we need to make it into a competition (E.g this person should have the most sympathy)

Just means they were both fucked up by their raising.

You used sexist language....

@@thorium3737 I don't believe I did.

@@Sublimer79 you used the b word. We don't use derogatory gendered language. Be better and at least apologise

@@thorium3737 I'm using it as a verb, baby. been saying Bitch since I was a kid. it's a classic.

@@thorium3737 🤓

World's not ready for this... those that were are over it and the others are yet to evolve. I dunno . Her time may come.

@@wildandbarefoot Not likely. She's boring.

royalty???

@@jonhohensee3258I don’t know if this is why the word “royalty” was used, but her uncle is married to Princess Margaret’s daughter. So maybe being clever and insider-y?

@@jenniferfirer2837 ummm... sure

@@jonhohensee3258 Why are you so miserable, cheer up and have a party :)

@@danielreed5199 I have a party every day. Don't be jealous.

Yeah this clip is from 2015

And boring.

If a slug could type it would be exactly that!

Are you her friend?

they use they/them pronouns

@@layton6202 their*

I dunno about bank accounts, but haters' bank accounts have no relevance to hating anyone, really. Smh

Money = happiness..what a sad and pathetic comment..she’s as funny as a burning orphanage 🙄

Who

Lol

So how long have you been a priest?

Till you realize that they are lesbian lol

Keep listening, she literally makes that joke the next line lmao

@@cashmansmith8100 it wasn’t worth it

@@cashmansmith8100 that would be the second utterance

its like fbi interrogation music to my ears

THE PERSON MADE A JOKE????????? IN A COMEDY SET???????????? WTF??!?!?!?!?

Comedians in a nutshell

Who

@@Stolasupremecy when

Asked

@@Stolasupremecy your mother

@@xtian384 Fr

Why are you glad?

If you watch British stand-up comedy, they do a lot more of these story type comedy things (not all British comedians do that but there's enough of them that I've noticed the difference). But, anyways, the punchline here was so good.

a podcast host? you mean completely useless and irrelevant? yep.

bro if u dont like it why even watch it?

@@Matt-bz9ru how do you know if you like it, until you watch it?

@@travelandhustle127 ez. if ur a bigot u wont like it so u can leave :)

But muh socialism and equity 😱

@@nathanielyoungman4454 Tbh I dont think u even know what ur talking about lmao

women arent funny

@@LFshlevinNuanced take. Gj

Wait for it…….

"You're the joke....later" - Mike Birbiglia

@@rthomp03if only the comedian was as funny

Exactly and this person is having two awards, so I was curious to see this person's talent, but it seems like the laugh this person is getting is but forcing the audience to laugh

I'll make sure to catch ur next set. I'm sure ur much better

@@Matt-bz9ru Yeah, the difference is Im not parading myself around as a "comedian" tho. It'd be like you insulting me for critiquing a car mechanic that doesn't fix cars...

@@johnnyreb1209 nah more like tryna buy a ford at a honda dealership. If you dont like the product, leave. Dont stick around to be a dick about it lmao. Go watch jordan peterson and continue your decent into incedom :)

@@Matt-bz9ru so apparently you go around shaming everyone who has a counter opinion of her comedic talents? Shame matt.....shame. seems like your the actual bigot.

@@Matt-bz9ru I did leave, but when you make dumb comments i get a notification. I guess you dont know how youtube works. And im not sure how creating a strawman and then misspelling your buzzwords is supposed to make me look bad??

@@boazzippor1972 bro how do u even get that hateful? Did u take a class? just click off the video wtf?

@@taylor7326 i highly doubt it lol...i probably make in a week what she makes in a year...

@@Matt-bz9ru it is a natural talent. i do teach classes if you are interested. i promise i will talk REAL slow so even you can understand...

wow ur really cool and funny

Did you start?

maybe after his balls drop and he sounds more like a man

hahahahahahahhaha he said girl is boy bc of short haircut hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

no one did. people pretend because, you know, it is not nice, this thing is gay and needs attention and positive feedback as it is obviously not able to do any real work...

@@boazzippor1972 I'm not saying it to be mean at all, I said it, because it's the truth. Sometimes people confuse the 2.

@@timorean320 in 2021 telling the truth IS being mean. you want to fit in? admire her, give her a juice box and tell her she did great and that her participation trophy is in the mail...i, for one, am mean. and have no problem being mean. i identify as mean and my pronouns are mean meanie and meaning mean mean meaniest.

@@boazzippor1972 Lol, You are my kind. To live in a World where 1 can say "I identify as a pretty flower, look at me, smell me, (Joe Biden says "You know I will") water me, watch me grow", is totally fine, is no World I want to "fit in" to. You're no Daisy, you're no Daisy at all.

lmao imagine being the person who comments this. Id fuckin end it tbh

you dont need jokes when you are gay. you will get the claplaudes even if you just stand there because "so brave" and such....

I just snorted 🤣🤣

So lesbians can do comedy brilliantly, good to know!

@@JaneDoe-ci3gj so what is HER excuse? because she IS a lesbian, no? so she is THE ONE lesbian who is almost as funny as a can of baked beans?

@@boazzippor1972 look up Jessica Kirson

@@Candyrock15 eh... ok... i did... put on four different clips... different shows...saw her make a stupid male voice to laugh at men.... heard a couple of dad jokes and fast forwarded a LOT of times, looking for ANYTHING even remotely entertaining but all i got is I AM A LESBIAN!!! I AM A LESBIAN!!! MY PARTNER IS A LESBIAN!!!! MEN ARE STUPID!!! I AM A LESBIAN!!!.... lol... sorry, but if THAT is your answer to "lesbians are not funny", well, color me unimpressed... sorry... NO.

That's not a question.

@@jonhohensee3258 It identifies as a question and would be triggered if you suggest it's not.

@@DaveLynchWriter It's a statement.

Not all of us only talk about our identities. That's not what they were doing or saying lmao.

The title of the video is about how their boyfriend broke up with them on speakerphone. It takes up a good portion of the set. How does that not count as talking about it?