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MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo 

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Donald Trump beat Nikki Haley by double digits in New Hampshire last night and she is still aiming to debate him, it was party night in MAGA land as Kellyanne Conway, Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos came out in support of Donny, more than a thousand people have been arrested in connection with the Insurrection and the good folks who were rioting are complaining now that it’s affecting their travel plans, Justin Trudeau seems to be losing sleep over Trump possibly being president again, and Jimmy releases an attack ad against a guy named Todd Cole who wants to take his Mayor of Dildo title.
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@r.1599
@r.1599 3 месяца назад
"Poor Canada. It must be like living in an apartment over a crack house." 🍁You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly what it feels like. It's nerve-wracking living only 40 minutes from the border. 😥
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 3 месяца назад
Hey I’m a Canadian living outside Washington DC what do you think it was like during the trump years. I was totally in the blast zone.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад
Wisconsin here. Let's have a brewski and talk about it, eh?
@amberts180
@amberts180 3 месяца назад
We’ve been trying to keep it down but our nutty uncle is Intown for a while.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 3 месяца назад
Really old joke, though. It goes back at least to Robin Williams and probably a lot further. I like how one of our politicians put it decades ago, "The Americans are our best friends, whether we like it or not." lolol
@buddyflood6761
@buddyflood6761 3 месяца назад
You should see how it feels living down here! I'd trade you spots,or I'd split rent with you,or can you adopt old men in canada? Lol
@altheagraham783
@altheagraham783 3 месяца назад
Trudeau called him "Mr. Trump", which is who he is-- NOT Pres. Trump any more.... gotta luv Canada...
@wankertanker1813
@wankertanker1813 3 месяца назад
I never liked the concept of calling former presidents "Mr President" or "President x". Always "former president so-n-so" (or whatever their name is)
@chazzkramer7676
@chazzkramer7676 3 месяца назад
I'll bet you don't call a certain guy Mr. Obama
@wankertanker1813
@wankertanker1813 3 месяца назад
@chazzkramer7676 just "Obama". Not "prez".
@wankertanker1813
@wankertanker1813 3 месяца назад
@davemcd9077 he's not done so good by the First Nations.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 месяца назад
​@@wankertanker1813whatever, not whomever
@naveerakhan9622
@naveerakhan9622 3 месяца назад
"Living in an apartment over a crack house" is the most apt description of what it feels like sometimes. I'm sorry to my American neighbbours who have to live through it
@earthjustice01
@earthjustice01 3 месяца назад
"Pretending you won when you lost is his thing, not Niki Haley's"
@kittyhazes5741
@kittyhazes5741 3 месяца назад
Hilarious 😹
@youknowcrimedontpay9257
@youknowcrimedontpay9257 3 месяца назад
Canada is laughing tonight! 🇨🇦
@moriahsavage5275
@moriahsavage5275 3 месяца назад
Yeah... the whole world is probably laughing tonight..."Trump Time"... ....always leave 'em laughing and Confused... 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙💙💙 l VOTE BLUE! & be part of the solution... NOT the problem. Thanks 🔥
@ricknoyb1613
@ricknoyb1613 3 месяца назад
MTG calling Nikki Haley a joke, that's rich.
@piconano
@piconano 3 месяца назад
As a Canadian I'll translate "eventuality": It's a polite way of saying "When sh*t hits the fan"
@yetanotherone...1814
@yetanotherone...1814 3 месяца назад
The current PM's father, Pierre Trudeau, a former PM, once commented on being America's neighbour. He said, “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 месяца назад
And his child bride Margaret would know what that's like...😲 The hypocrisy is amazing...
@sfl6307
@sfl6307 3 месяца назад
PEOPLE HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE…..THIS IS A BIG MUST!
@nhlpa17
@nhlpa17 3 месяца назад
Yes, the ONLY way Trump wins is if we stay home. Make a plan, vote. Our democracy is literally on the line.
@SailRahh
@SailRahh 3 месяца назад
Too Cold
@daren7889
@daren7889 3 месяца назад
Women will definitely vote for BIDEN! And to quote the Helen Reddy song "In numbers too BIG TO IGNORE! " ♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊♀️
@jodywho6696
@jodywho6696 3 месяца назад
✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨
@victormihai3929
@victormihai3929 3 месяца назад
Yes. And we need to stop mail in ballots and enforce voter ID so Trump can't steal the election!
@grandpadavid45
@grandpadavid45 3 месяца назад
Drunk MTG is extremely unappealing. Yuck.
@LFetterman7903
@LFetterman7903 3 месяца назад
A SOBER MTG IS EXTREMELY UNAPPEALING! And that is an understatement!
@jamesf791
@jamesf791 3 месяца назад
​@@LFetterman7903 A no longer in our lives MTG is very appealing
@dearbonks
@dearbonks 3 месяца назад
MTG is Foul
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 3 месяца назад
​@@dearbonksas the Brits would say, she's a right foul git.
@91feloniesGuiltyofrape
@91feloniesGuiltyofrape 3 месяца назад
I just want to find 11780 votes
@martybates9728
@martybates9728 3 месяца назад
as a Canadian we watch the USA like a car accident, can't look away
@tyinva1212
@tyinva1212 3 месяца назад
You also support the American economy as a Canadian. Thanks for that. Its funny everyone talks bad about usa but we are the best place to be. I just booked a trip to Vegas to watch Lionel Richie for my anniversary. Im playing golf at Pinehurst this year! I own a landscaping business, and my wife works for a local college. Politicians don't affect our lives at all. Most people would do anything to get here. No body is begging to be in Ottawa... lol
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 3 месяца назад
@@tyinva1212 Sure. Lots of cross-border tourism, going both ways. And, lots of waves of refugees from USA flee to Canada - British Loyalists, slaves, commies and gays in the 1950s, draft-dodgers in the 1960s... more recently, lots of Dubya and Trump haters. Ottawa is very pleasant - excellent public transit, lots of outdoor activities in summer and winter (skating on the Rideau canal just opened), and lots of museum-type places. Don't buy the bootleg maple syrup from Maine, make sure it has a maple leaf.
@mmmnope7999
@mmmnope7999 3 месяца назад
​@@tyinva1212Yup. You sound like an American. Golf? Lionel Ritchie? Bleh. Enjoy tho 😅
@tyinva1212
@tyinva1212 3 месяца назад
@mmmnope7999 sure, i will. Thanks!!! You enjoy whatever brings you happiness
@tyinva1212
@tyinva1212 3 месяца назад
@@wendigo53 i dot think many people are going into Canada as are coming into America.
@54mgtf22
@54mgtf22 3 месяца назад
Say no to narcissism Say no to extremism Say no to authoritarianism Say no to fascism Say no to Trumpism SAY NO TO TRUMP
@sillyone52062
@sillyone52062 3 месяца назад
I don't get the chance to do that until November. But keep preaching the gospel, brother!
@archieredman2796
@archieredman2796 3 месяца назад
Good luck with that when dealing with Trumpets.
@hanapackard-haas5374
@hanapackard-haas5374 3 месяца назад
Amen to that from Europe...
@odie411
@odie411 3 месяца назад
You forgot about racism 🤔
@wankertanker1813
@wankertanker1813 3 месяца назад
And no to genocide in Gaza
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 месяца назад
"How dare you accuse me of being high when I'm clearly just blackout drunk!" -Guillermo, paraphrased.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 3 месяца назад
I always said, tequila is cheaper than marijuana and tastes better
@killawofe
@killawofe 3 месяца назад
How does the earth not suck MTG into a void?
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад
Another question is: How does the earth not get sucked into the void that is MTG's mind?
@James_T_Quirk
@James_T_Quirk 3 месяца назад
@killawofe Earth has Standards ...
@chrismorin7161
@chrismorin7161 3 месяца назад
The void spit her out and does not want her back!
@91feloniesGuiltyofrape
@91feloniesGuiltyofrape 3 месяца назад
I just want to find 11780 votes
@jimcarter4929
@jimcarter4929 3 месяца назад
She is the void.
@susancrawford2343
@susancrawford2343 3 месяца назад
Tucker Carlson being invited to Alberta by the Premier is DISGUSTING! He has nothing to offer us - or ANYONE ANYWHERE! As an insurrectionist, he shoud not be allowed in our country!
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 3 месяца назад
I'm not surprised: Alberta wants to leave Canada. They call thenselves The Texas of The North.
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl 3 месяца назад
💯
@chesterxman
@chesterxman 3 месяца назад
Apparently he drew quite a crowd, so it seems many Albertans disagree with you.
@heatheryoung36
@heatheryoung36 3 месяца назад
I totally agree with you! That Premier is disgusting, too! Cheers from a fellow Canadian.
@lukewilliams9428
@lukewilliams9428 3 месяца назад
U sound so angry
@gilenasimons7081
@gilenasimons7081 3 месяца назад
DILD-NO will keep me cracking up for days. 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
@user-zs2di4kv9x
@user-zs2di4kv9x 3 месяца назад
Kellyanne fell off her broom trying to beat someone to the disabled parking space
@YodatheHobbit
@YodatheHobbit 3 месяца назад
You can just FEEL the evil in MTG's soul.
@galaxyglitterlatte4664
@galaxyglitterlatte4664 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😮😮And that nails on a chalkboard screechy voice is horrific!
@tamarareed2845
@tamarareed2845 3 месяца назад
😅
@moriahsavage5275
@moriahsavage5275 3 месяца назад
You can feel it and see it.... hard to miss !!! 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE !
@no1hereisahuman
@no1hereisahuman 3 месяца назад
"More loose bolts than a boeing 737" JESUS thats absolutely BRUTAL LMAO
@crunks420
@crunks420 3 месяца назад
"No Jimmy, I'ma scared." is one of the funniest things I can remember Guillermo saying. That cracked me up.
@kayleighgroenendal8473
@kayleighgroenendal8473 3 месяца назад
As a canadian, can confirm 😂 Living next to the US is like living above a crackhouse. I feel like I live on the safe side of 8 Mile
@macmotuim4403
@macmotuim4403 3 месяца назад
As a Detroit native, you DO live on the safe side on 8 mile.
@SuperCrowbot
@SuperCrowbot 3 месяца назад
Says the person from the same country as Todd Cole!
@Stardustpal25
@Stardustpal25 3 месяца назад
As a native, I was going to question the safety of Any side of 8 m. 🤣 Happy New Years tho 😏💙
@Styphon
@Styphon 3 месяца назад
Living above a meth lab
@_Pauper_
@_Pauper_ 3 месяца назад
@@macmotuim4403 As someone who lives in Ferndale. I do. Actually the Meijer is all right on the the Detroit side. Not bad, all things considered.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 3 месяца назад
I love how the longer George Conway and Kellyanne are separated, the healthier and happier George looks and Kellyanne keeps looking more like an actual mummified corpse.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 месяца назад
Oh, they separated!?
@kac0404
@kac0404 3 месяца назад
I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 3 месяца назад
@@LindaC616 They sure did. I think they might actually be divorced now. Smart man, George.
@IpseDixit69
@IpseDixit69 3 месяца назад
I actually think they are divorced now
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 3 месяца назад
​@@sheilaboston7051yup, he dodged a bullet.
@gtaylor6937
@gtaylor6937 3 месяца назад
The Patriot Air skit was fricking hilarious! Gourmet gas station cuisine had me rolling on the floor.
@cha0sniper
@cha0sniper 3 месяца назад
That owl at the start really just went, "Sir, I said no cameras." xD
@RubyRed81
@RubyRed81 3 месяца назад
We Canadians are 1. Up in American channels trying to ask how the hell America has allowed things to come to this level with chump AGAIN and 2. Contemplating on when to ask Trudeau to build a wall at OUR southern border 🤪
@lindablue7494
@lindablue7494 3 месяца назад
We don't need a wall once he's convicted he won't be allowed to leave the US, and hopefully will be in prison. Although we might want to start making the ice blocks now just in case.
@williammartinez840
@williammartinez840 3 месяца назад
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you're right!🤣🤔
@RubyRed81
@RubyRed81 3 месяца назад
@@williammartinez840 laughing so hard we cry? Lol
@robertk8335
@robertk8335 3 месяца назад
From a Saskatonian that’s awesome. Please address the Tucker Carlson “Free Canada” tour Shitshow and bar him from Canada.
@snakemongoosepanther
@snakemongoosepanther 3 месяца назад
Amen to that!
@buddyflood6761
@buddyflood6761 3 месяца назад
Damn,we was hoping you would keep him up there for us, give him a walking tour of the frozen tundra or something.....
@jerushamaxwell281
@jerushamaxwell281 3 месяца назад
Why was Tucker, of all MAGA cranks, allowed to weasel his way into Canadian media? His input is the last thing we need!
@user-ly5qi9zb5t
@user-ly5qi9zb5t 3 месяца назад
as a brief Cal=garian for 4 months 42 years ago I have a special fondness for any Saskatonians. but the onl=y mention i have seen in movies is in Adam Sandl=ers "*Grown ups"* but thatsstil=l= more than Cal=gary
@221b-Maker-Street
@221b-Maker-Street 3 месяца назад
OMG, is he really doing that? (Brit here, so less informed about such things - sorry) Tucker Carlson: the man whose expression reminds me of a Labrador trying to figure out how a doorknob works. 🙄
@paulastiles5507
@paulastiles5507 3 месяца назад
Those Barred Owls at the beginning were a hoot! And so cute! I'll see myself out.
@bryancroley2667
@bryancroley2667 3 месяца назад
Objectively, truck nuts are hilarious
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 3 месяца назад
As a Canadian I would have been happy if some type of wall kept Tucker Carlson out of the country yesterday. Love my U.S. neighbours♡❤
@jpousson
@jpousson 3 месяца назад
We love you, too. So sorry about that.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 3 месяца назад
Go Canada 🍁 😊
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen 3 месяца назад
@@jpousson Aww, thank you😊
@karensimon876
@karensimon876 3 месяца назад
Calgarian here! I can still smell the stence that he left on our beautiful province. I couldn't agree with you more!
@MarieWilson-jz8jm
@MarieWilson-jz8jm 3 месяца назад
Tucker is an embarassment.
@HAmatelot
@HAmatelot 3 месяца назад
"more loose bolts than a Boeing 737 max" best line I've heard in years 🤣😂🤣🥰
@lukeskywalkermod3686
@lukeskywalkermod3686 3 месяца назад
ikr
@mariehernandez5878
@mariehernandez5878 3 месяца назад
That one brought me glee too!😁🎉😁
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 3 месяца назад
The writing was good on this bit
@jktejik
@jktejik 3 месяца назад
I dunno... airplanes with loose bolts... not funny?
@leeannnickell172
@leeannnickell172 3 месяца назад
We Canadians love you Jimmy❣️
@trey54321GO
@trey54321GO 3 месяца назад
"Patriot Air...the only planes with truck nuts." I completely lost it!🤣🤣🤣
@yandenuts
@yandenuts 3 месяца назад
Geez I'd be embarrassed to call myself an American after watching an elected official called Marjorie Taylor. Marjorie? Wtf?
@flapjack413
@flapjack413 3 месяца назад
The level of shamelessness exhibited by George Santos is nothing short of astonishing. I would never show my face in public again if I were that clown.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад
He wears his shame like neon pink sequined stilletto go - go boots.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 3 месяца назад
I'm just sick that the media gave him even another 10 seconds of fame.
@Not_MindlessAndGullibleAlways
@Not_MindlessAndGullibleAlways 3 месяца назад
Georgie was on his way to the clown show so he fits right in.
@christophermerlot3366
@christophermerlot3366 3 месяца назад
BTW the joke about Canada being an apartment over a crack house is a recycled Robin Williams joke, though Williams said it was 'loft over a meth lab.'
@februerin
@februerin 3 месяца назад
"Paid for with buckets of cask. Give it up, Todd" made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done, Kimmel writing staff! Bravo!
@JohnDoe-tw8es
@JohnDoe-tw8es 3 месяца назад
As a good Canadian I would vote for Jimmy anytime. Thankyou.....
@BearBreath70
@BearBreath70 3 месяца назад
From a real Canadian to an honourary Canadian (yes, that's how we spell honourary), I'd vote for Kimmel any day.
@crooker2
@crooker2 3 месяца назад
John Stewart for president. :)
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 3 месяца назад
... and how we spell DOCTOUR ... and we eat Canada goose at Thanksgiving and Christmas. 🍁
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 3 месяца назад
honor in American, honour in British and Canadian English, honorary* in all of them.
@wendigo53
@wendigo53 3 месяца назад
@@einundsiebenziger5488 Actually, *_honourary_* is a recognized alternate spelling in Canada.
@cornerboynl
@cornerboynl 3 месяца назад
I want Rick Mercer to run against Kimmel.
@heinleinreader
@heinleinreader 3 месяца назад
Do you mean that he was gracious enough to only insult him for the next three days? Careful there, KellyAnne, your alternative reality bubble is close to bursting.
@jeanhoward4704
@jeanhoward4704 3 месяца назад
That Patriot Air segment was an absolute gem..laughed my a.. off
@heatherwhittaker6169
@heatherwhittaker6169 3 месяца назад
Kellyanne is not wrapped too tight 😅...just lives in an alternate universe 😅
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 3 месяца назад
With her alternative facts!
@dark14life
@dark14life 3 месяца назад
@@jcoopes5604 NEVER FORGET THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE
@theresasantiago1788
@theresasantiago1788 3 месяца назад
No...She's Wrapped Too Tight 😮..That's a good face lift.😮
@elainehelms4076
@elainehelms4076 3 месяца назад
I don’t think she believes what she says. She would just do anything for a buck even if she loses the respect of her now ex-husband and kids.
@tonytse4905
@tonytse4905 3 месяца назад
Jimmy. Canadian here. Appreciate the shoutout. Yes, we'd love to build a wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dennisheyes4561
@dennisheyes4561 3 месяца назад
Too long and expensive a boarder for a wall. Plus it would harm the wildlife. How about a dome... Located specifically around Trump. I am sure Mexico would chip in for that too.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 3 месяца назад
If Trump wins and turns the US into a dictatorship….. you will wish you had built a wall, because there will millions of US refugees at your door!
@Stephanie-eu9bo
@Stephanie-eu9bo 3 месяца назад
lol the owl at the beginning though - the dudes giggling in the background before they got attacked - hilarious
@brewster13ful
@brewster13ful 3 месяца назад
Jimmy Kimmel is an American hero! He is one of the few who has the balls to go after Trump hard!😅 I love u Jimmy Kimmel! God bless you and your family!
@56nickrich
@56nickrich 3 месяца назад
🇨🇦 we've always loved you Jimmy, I'll never forget when you had Toronto's mayor Rob Ford on your show🇨🇦
@vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342
@vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342 3 месяца назад
I thought Scaryanne Conway's job was being the official scarecrow at Trump's golf courses.
@adrianbarber5509
@adrianbarber5509 3 месяца назад
You're right. But that's only her day job. At night she haunts houses.
@Not_MindlessAndGullibleAlways
@Not_MindlessAndGullibleAlways 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@gilenasimons7081
@gilenasimons7081 3 месяца назад
Best shoutout evah! To borrow from Mr Myers, she’s burnt! 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧
@chrissnape9537
@chrissnape9537 3 месяца назад
As a Canadian i loved this 😅
@suzannemartin5420
@suzannemartin5420 3 месяца назад
Canadians thinking like … “they are living in an apartment over a crack house!” Couldn’t have said it any better!
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад
Or next to the trailer park at the edge of town.
@danielleohallisey4218
@danielleohallisey4218 3 месяца назад
That “Patriot Air” bit should run on television every commercial break!
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood 3 месяца назад
Were there flag holders on the wings for the Trump flags ?
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 3 месяца назад
@@ag4allgood They get duct-taped to the winglets.
@Lon.BedStuyforLife
@Lon.BedStuyforLife 3 месяца назад
word!! 💯👍🏽 "Patriot Air... The only planes with truck-nuts." I just couldn't stop laughing!🤣🤣
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 3 месяца назад
That was gold! 😂😂
@happiersoul
@happiersoul 3 месяца назад
I love starting the day laughing with Jimmy. He and his writers are brilliant. I don't know what I'm going to do when the orange dictator puts them in prison. God help us.
@gljm
@gljm 3 месяца назад
Last time we saw Kellyanne she was flying on her broom spelling out "Surrender Biden" in smoke over the White House.
@howardhales6325
@howardhales6325 3 месяца назад
Oh, I thought I dreamed that.
@Iseerightthruyou
@Iseerightthruyou 3 месяца назад
I swear she looks like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt.... Lol
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 3 месяца назад
😄😄😄
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 3 месяца назад
No. No. No. I still have SNL on repeat when she's a vampire demon or something! 😂😂
@talk3194
@talk3194 3 месяца назад
KellyAnne looks like Phillis Diller reincarnated - at 107 years old.
@anniek4919
@anniek4919 3 месяца назад
All Nicki has to do is stay in the race and once Trump goes to jail she will be the one standing. 😂
@planetarysolidarity
@planetarysolidarity 3 месяца назад
Right. She's running a marathon.
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 3 месяца назад
Not much time for a conviction before November...
@VinceValentine
@VinceValentine 3 месяца назад
@@richsmith9157 Sure, but how long will it take? That's barely 6 months.
@joanpatterson6227
@joanpatterson6227 3 месяца назад
It is like living in an apartment over a crack house! 🤣🤣🤣
@Aerospace_Education
@Aerospace_Education 3 месяца назад
I want to see Todd and Jimmy on the debate stage!!! Would be epic. Please make that happen.
@waris4thewealthy549
@waris4thewealthy549 3 месяца назад
"Bleached Blonde She Demon"...borrowing this line for my step mother! Thanks Jimmy🤣
@user-gu7wq6xq7q
@user-gu7wq6xq7q 3 месяца назад
I mean, that IS the TICKET! Take the competency test together on stage. Just make sure Trump didnt have anyone fill his out for him prior to the event.
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 3 месяца назад
Have a camera over both of their shoulders, so you can get the play by play, with instant replay, of their selections and corrections. Get Fox sports casters to do the calls.
@beverlyaiglai7052
@beverlyaiglai7052 3 месяца назад
Fox sports casters? Are you joking? I think you are.
@debbyrennock8435
@debbyrennock8435 3 месяца назад
Hopefully his bone spurs won't act up, so he can participate in the testing.😅
@mbuck253
@mbuck253 3 месяца назад
Remember Trumps map skills with that hurricane awhile back? The Canada upside-down map joke is actually a real possibility..
@glennamiles3566
@glennamiles3566 3 месяца назад
As a Canadian I appreciate your astute vision of how we have to be vigilant to American politics. Keep your friends close....
@erikcareswell6768
@erikcareswell6768 3 месяца назад
And yes Jimmy.. it IS like living in an apartment over a crack house.
@sgc5888
@sgc5888 3 месяца назад
Loved the Canadian content. No to Todd! But, sorry a wall between us if the former guy gets back in...not a bad idea!🇨🇦
@lyndakaye5198
@lyndakaye5198 3 месяца назад
We feel your pain. 😢
@farrellvanessa
@farrellvanessa 3 месяца назад
Newfoundland if amazing. Glad you're enjoying being a part of it
@TheRealSnakePlisken
@TheRealSnakePlisken 3 месяца назад
A lapse in judgement…the new republicans motto.
@rebekahogle9021
@rebekahogle9021 3 месяца назад
Trump incredibly gracious? I must have blinked.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 3 месяца назад
I'm pretty sure that was when Trump passed out after a chicken wing binge. That is the only time he doesn't have something vile coming out of his mouth. Not words, at least.
@shahnulislam9897
@shahnulislam9897 3 месяца назад
Yeah, the cameras missed that too
@user-pq2ob1rd6r
@user-pq2ob1rd6r 3 месяца назад
Trump Gracious? How would he do that? 🤣
@carolannpacificadam1944
@carolannpacificadam1944 3 месяца назад
Laughed at that!!! Gracious. BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha ha ha ha ha
@IpseDixit69
@IpseDixit69 3 месяца назад
I just had milk come out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh. 😂
@SqueakyWeasel247
@SqueakyWeasel247 3 месяца назад
Straight outta the John Oliver playbook … awesome!
@digiryde
@digiryde 3 месяца назад
Why does MTG always sound like she is one drink away from passing out?
@jazzparsley2161
@jazzparsley2161 17 дней назад
Bcuz she is.
@gary5717
@gary5717 3 месяца назад
Great show Jimmy, happy thoughts from Ireland.👍👍
@stevetubvang3034
@stevetubvang3034 3 месяца назад
Canadians should be afraid. Trump doesn't know where Mexico is. Trump might think Canada is Mexico.
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 3 месяца назад
Santos: No, I wasn’t invited… but Javier was! [costume change]
@nicholjohnguerrero
@nicholjohnguerrero 3 месяца назад
This is your best monologue in a while jimmy :D
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 месяца назад
The only lost sleep Justin Trudeau is suffering from is because Melania won't stop texting him.
@brynneholt1990
@brynneholt1990 3 месяца назад
The only genuine smile I ever saw from her was when she was with Trudeau and Macrón.
@buddyflood6761
@buddyflood6761 3 месяца назад
​@@brynneholt1990she was smiling and looked happy when she was talking to the Obamas at McCains funeral, probably because don the con wasn't there
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 3 месяца назад
The Sadness Is How Her Own Boyfriend Looks A Bit Embarrassed And The Other Guy Wouldn't Even Look At MTG! Like He Was Dismissive Of Her Obvious Drunken Ranting!
@Flamenco1313
@Flamenco1313 3 месяца назад
I am laughing twice… yes…and why did you capitalize the beginning of each word. Maybe a funny bot? Either way great observation.
@howardgreenman2908
@howardgreenman2908 3 месяца назад
whY diD yoU capitalizE thE firsT letteR oF everY worD?
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 3 месяца назад
@@howardgreenman2908 for fun...🤫
@stargatis
@stargatis 3 месяца назад
Oh, is that an article?
@cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502
@cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502 3 месяца назад
I'm cracking up over that mayor kimmel ad🤩🤣🤩🤣😎😎😎😎🤪
@freedomofreligion3248
@freedomofreligion3248 3 месяца назад
Did those owls, in the opening sequence, have MUSTACHES??
@Lon.BedStuyforLife
@Lon.BedStuyforLife 3 месяца назад
This segment is on fire! Thanks Jimmy and Team!! 🥰🥰
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 3 месяца назад
I love when Jimmy comes up with ideas to drive Trump nuts 😂. Yes start a birther conspiracy about him
@VickiStanley-nf4gl
@VickiStanley-nf4gl 3 месяца назад
I thought we were in an election process, not prepping for a wrestling match.
@tigelee7818
@tigelee7818 3 месяца назад
Jimmy you got him!!! Love it!!!😂
@GPeterson-jw5sp
@GPeterson-jw5sp 3 месяца назад
Patriot Air skit is a timeless classic.
@stevemack7110
@stevemack7110 3 месяца назад
Trump's birth certificate says he was born in Jamaica. Look it up.
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 3 месяца назад
Good one! 😂
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 3 месяца назад
Spread the word.
@threeravens1788
@threeravens1788 3 месяца назад
No it doesn’t. But his wife and her family all were oeiginally here as illegal immigrants. Tsk tsk
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 3 месяца назад
@@threeravens1788 Jamaica, New York, dear...
@randy7003
@randy7003 3 месяца назад
Yo mon ! 😂😂😂!
@rootbox
@rootbox 3 месяца назад
The plane with monster truck tires and trucknuts🤣
@jessicazellner7336
@jessicazellner7336 3 месяца назад
Patriot Air! That needs to be in a short… I want that clip so bad! Hilarious!
@bolaadetiba8220
@bolaadetiba8220 3 месяца назад
“The only plane with truck nuts”!! 😂😂😂
@jorgemartinez18
@jorgemartinez18 3 месяца назад
He said that MTG has more lose parts than a Boeing 737. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh dear, if the MTG was the plane, she wouldn't make it the 25 minutes from SEA-PDX. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ilonafrissina5617
@ilonafrissina5617 3 месяца назад
Jiimmy Kimmel I have to say your late night shows have been great. I see lots of energy . ❤❤❤
@fm9572
@fm9572 3 месяца назад
Marjorie Taylor Greene = "Barney Rubble's Stunt Double."
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 месяца назад
Thank you for keeping us sane
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 месяца назад
Donnie is very confused... mixing up Nikki / Nancy and Obama / Biden. Who's next? Alina / Melania...
@deadshot8077
@deadshot8077 3 месяца назад
Who is “Alina”? Maybe you are the confused one.
@AirRedbox
@AirRedbox 3 месяца назад
How could u possibly say anything with Biden in office
@RayneBubble.
@RayneBubble. 3 месяца назад
@@AirRedboxlmao. Living in denial
@musicinggp
@musicinggp 3 месяца назад
He spends more time with Alina...hmmmmm
@Mikathedog100
@Mikathedog100 3 месяца назад
​@@deadshot8077 His lawyer. Duh.
@darrylbrown8253
@darrylbrown8253 3 месяца назад
the Alex Jones meltdown part was hilarious.
@elaineguthrie887
@elaineguthrie887 3 месяца назад
Best Monologues in Late-Night!! 👏♥️⭐️
@Trina_White
@Trina_White 3 месяца назад
You make me giggle, Jimmy! 😂❤👍 From one Canadian to another, Suck it Todd , 😂
@bmcc12
@bmcc12 3 месяца назад
Marge is such a clown. She is my major source of comedy!
@ldf4064
@ldf4064 3 месяца назад
Todd has my vote. Bring it on, Jimbo.
@sherrieschmidt6869
@sherrieschmidt6869 3 месяца назад
I’ve had an owl swoop at my head. They don’t give AF!
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 3 месяца назад
Kellyanne? Didn't a house fall on her?
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 3 месяца назад
Grab a bucket of water!
@kittikins1
@kittikins1 3 месяца назад
Pretty sure it fell on both kellyann and m.t. head greene
@danburnes722
@danburnes722 3 месяца назад
George Conway is looking way better now than his ex-wife.
@bella3775
@bella3775 3 месяца назад
Yeah!! He got sexy! Love that dude
@guncoservicesllc6921
@guncoservicesllc6921 3 месяца назад
Love it. Keep your knives sharp Jimbo. 😂
@garyjensen3999
@garyjensen3999 3 месяца назад
Stellar jimmy! Stellar…… Keep it coming! 😝
@JSmith-gg4yh
@JSmith-gg4yh 3 месяца назад
Yes, it is like living above a crack house.
@robinparker6178
@robinparker6178 3 месяца назад
I'm Canadian and yes, we discussed building a wall in 2016
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