Make Heartburn-Free Red Sauce with Tomato Paste 

A little bit of red pepper and it's supposed to be heartburn free OK sure

Screw the garlic press gagets. Kudos

This is not heartburn free

I just got heartburn today from tomato paste oof

Red pepper I think not! Heartburn

Okay,but..what so FUNNY?

Bara bing bara boom ziplock garlic smasher

I’ve always used tomato paste and water. Last time lots of thin onion. And Omg horrible gas and nauseous AF. UGGGGG.

Why is she yelling at me

I guess you don`t like me then ha ha

Theyre trying to make low acid tomato sauce and then they ADD garlic? Lol. These fahkin goombas!

Boy did SHE sure get more obnoxious/annoying every year (& from her staring point, that was quite an achievement). 🤦‍♂️

Not a good idea crushing garlic in a plastic bag.

A little bit of this. A little bit of that! Pow! Lol. Trader Joes was out of Pasta Sauce so I picked up canned Depression ready Organic Tomato Paste. Just kidding. At least I can go hiking with my kid and check out Drama Free Idaho away from Newsom Madness San Francisco. Happy St. Patrick's Day. No St. Patty's Day stamps at my local Post Office and it wasn't because of the Corona Virus. Awesome! Keep building those Mosques!

don't dirty your dishes. just fill the world with more micro plastics

Clown show

Woof