Make Shaytaan Fart! ᴴᴰ - Funny Reminder 

amazing

Same

Agreed, just how much stupidity can one endure?

Same

What kinds of drugs do you think these peepz take?

Me too, plus i have an upper hand too, i love kissing rocks.... who else loves kissing rocks??? 🕋

@@pistolpete5805 A hadith records that, when the second Caliph Umar ibn al-Khattab (580-644) came to kiss the stone, he said in front of all assembled: "No doubt, I know that you are a stone and can neither harm anyone nor benefit anyone. Had I not seen Allah's Messenger [Muhammad] kissing you, I would not have kissed you."

Irshan Ahmad Abdul Sami filthy pagan practice.....islam is rubbish

Yes bro enter the most beautiful religion we welcome you 🥰

@@pistolpete5805 do you have proof of your beliefs? Because we do i'll come to some really interesting matters on the qur'an i just wanted to start with shaming those disgusting islamaphobes that call us "woman" opressers yet they are the ones judging a woman based on her appearance. they have a problem with women covering themselves up by their free will which is quite ironic since they are the ones calling islam "disgusting" scientists have been successful in finding out which part of our brain is resposible for lying. this has been only possible using high-end technology. it was discovered that the forelock, a part of the head that is above the forehead containing the front lobe is responsible for sinning and lying which is really interesting since the quran mentions this in surat alaq. how was an illiturate man living in the middle of nowhere called arabia was suppose to know this? No indeed;2 if he does not desist, We shall drag him by the forelock; 96:15 a lying, sinning forelock 96:16 These are the verses of Allah which We recite to you in truth. Then in what statement after Allah and His verses will they believe? 45:6 christians, i invite you to the religion of abraham and jesus, the true religion, islam. please be open minded and you shall find the truth. O People of the Book! Do not go to extremes regarding your faith; say nothing about Allah except the truth. 1 The Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, was no more than a messenger of Allah and the fulfilment of His Word through Mary and a spirit ˹created by a command˺ from Him.2 So believe in Allah and His messengers and do not say, “Trinity.” Stop!-for your own good. Allah is only One God. Glory be to Him! He is far above having a son! To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. And Allah is sufficient as a Trustee of Affairs. 4:171 there has been shocking news that the chineese goverment wants to rewrite the quran. rather interestingly, a new virus has originated from china, wuhan. rather rushing speed of the spreading almost caused a mere breakdown of the health care system. And recite, what has been revealed to you of the Book of your Lord. There is no changer of His words, and never will you find in other than Him a refuge. kahf 27 one of the hardest problems in modern science is the origins of the human language. nobody knows how it works, nor where it came from. the only thing we can tie it to is miracles, a gift from the almighty. we can generate sentences infinitely, whilst animals are only capable of emotional expressions or repetitive communication. they cannot generate sentences infinitly like us. something should've happened to us that did not happen to any other speices. a famous pshycologist, Steve Pinker has come to the conclusion that language is innate to humans. thanks to his studies the quran mentions the divine gift of language many times. And among His Signs is the creation of the heavens and the earth, and the difference of your languages and colours. Verily, in that are indeed signs for men of sound knowledge. some people will say we misinterprate these verses to fit science. first of all, we would like to invite you to study islam with an open mind. secondly, the quran does not contain any science. it contains signs. We will show them Our signs in the universe and within themselves until it becomes clear to them that this ˹Quran˺ is the truth. Is it not enough that your Lord is a Witness over all things? 41:53 for nearly a century, fingerprints have been the gold standart for forensic science. its the earliest parts to develop inside the womb. the amnotic fluid flowing across the fingertips, and the growth rate influences the pattern of the fingerprints. so everyone's fingerprints are uniuqe Do people think We cannot reassemble their bones? 75:3 Yes ˹indeed˺! We are ˹most˺ capable of restoring ˹even˺ their very fingertips. 75:4 disbelievers doubt the resurrection will ever take place, that our bones will never be reassembled. allah says not only he is capable of reassembling our bones, he can also reconstruct our very fingertips. this makes it a great challenge considering the fact that everyone's fingertips are unique. Nasa's scientists say that new images from mars may hold evidence that flowing water exists on the planet they also suggest that for life to form 3 things are needed. energy like sunlight, organic chemicals and *liquid water* Do the disbelievers not realize that the heavens and earth were ˹once˺ one mass then We split them apart? And We created from water every living thing. Will they not then believe? 21:30 science today tells us that there are internal and external waves in the ocean. internal waves are gravity waves that occilate within a fluid medium rather than on it's surface which are called the external waves. science has recently discovered this in the 20th century. but the quran has mentioned this 1400 years ago. how was a man living in the middle of nowhere in a DESERT was suppose to know this? Or (their deeds) are like layers of darkness in a vast deep sea overwhelmed by a wave, above which there is another wave, above which there are clouds - layers of darkness,one above the other. When one puts forth his hand , he can hardly see it;and the one to whom Allah does not give light can have no light at all. 24:40 The text is a bit messy bc i made it in notepad

Ameen

Aameen

Ammar Mahfous inshallah

Ammar Mahfous amaan

Ammar Mahfous AMEEN

Akib Islam Ameen

This has helped me too I was thinking that 'how can I be closer to Allah I've done so many sins I know Allah forgives everyone but if I do that again and again Allah does not forgive'So I asked Allah to make me a good servant of him and protect me from shaitan and I become depressed but today I got this video and I realized that I need to be strong and defeat shaitan😉😉😉

@@Habzo421 do not get depressed trust in the name of one and only saviour JESUS CHRIST..and as it is written in Bible you and ur family will be saved..JESUS will forgive all ur sins..u dont need to kiss that black stone anymore...KNOW JESUS KNOW TRUTH.

This has helped you, really? Making shaytaan fart? 🤣 How can you stay in Islam after hearing this?

According to the consensus of Muslim scholars: -most of the hadiths have been written down more than 200 years after the prophet of Islam died. -Many hadith have been fabricated. In light of this, how do you know that these funny farting and bowel movement hadiths have not been made up by people who just want to ridicule Islam? If they were true wouldn't that mean Satan had to take on a human form, a human nature and body? If you believe that, then what stops you from believing that Jesus took on a human form, a human nature and body as it is described in the Injeeel here: Christ Jesus:6 Who, being in very nature[a] God, did not consider equality with God something to be used to his own advantage; 7 rather, he made himself nothing by taking the very nature[b] of a servant, being made in human likeness. 8 And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself by becoming obedient to death- even death on a cross! (Philippians 2) ------------ He did all this to pay for the punishment of our sins and shame by his death on the cross and his subsequent resurrection on the third day.

ME TOOOOOOO!!!

I tht your thumbnail was my eyelash .

Yu. S. Heyyyy,i thot the same too....

Yu. S. I thought that too😂

a!50n_13 I THOUGHT YOUR THUMBNAIL WAS MY HAIR

Bilal Bin Faisal AMEEN

Ameen

Carte blanche. On toilet paper.

Ameen

Ameen in Sha Allah

Say Alhamdulillah! because ALLAH has revealed the truth to you through this person. ALLAH is the ultimate helper! all praise be to ALLAH! we are all his slaves!

What’s his name?

@@yellowmoss271 Shaykh Hasan Ali

Say Alhamdulillah! because ALLAH revealed the truth to you through this person.ALLAH is the ultimate helper! All praise be to ALLAH! we all are his slaves!

@@50subscriberswithoutavedie57 haha

@@50subscriberswithoutavedie57 allah is himself uneducated.

what exactly do you mean by the name of this reminder? its not too clear?

I mean this person in the video, but it's okay i knew it. Thank you so much =)

Baha's gaming box 😡😡😂

Hahahaha , pomódl się przed kiblem

Do you fart?

LilJohnny Jesus is real he's one of the higher phrophets

MikeDaAwesome he (as) was not like me and you and the rest of mankind, he was born without a father, And he's mother was among the best of females “(And mention) when the angels said, ‘O Mary, indeed God gives you the good news of a word from Him, whose name will be the Messiah Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honor in this world and in the Hereafter, and of those who are near to God.’ ‘He will speak to the people in the cradle, and in old age, and he will be of the righteous.’ She said, ‘My Lord, how can I have a son when no man has touched me.’ He said, ‘So (it will be,) for God creates what He wants. When He decides something, He only says to it, ‘Be,’ and it is. And He will teach him the Book and wisdom and the Torah and the Gospel. And (will make him) a messenger to the Children of Israel (saying), ‘Indeed I have come to you with a sign from your Lord. I make for you out of clay the likeness of a bird, then breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by the permission of God. And I heal the blind and the leper, and I bring the dead to life by the permission of God. And I inform you of what you eat and what you store in your houses. Surely, there is a sign for you in that, if you are believers. And (I have come) confirming the Torah that was (revealed) before me, and to allow you some of what was forbidden to you. And I have come to you with a proof from your Lord, so fear God and obey me. Indeed, God is my Lord and your Lord, so worship Him. This is the straight path.” (Quran 3:45-51). And the follow verses will tell you about his unique birth,," “And she who guarded her chastity, so We breathed (a spirit) into her through Our angel, and We made her and her son (Jesus) a sign for the worlds.”[3] (Quran 21:91). Peace be upon you, and the mercy of Allah.

MikeDaAwesome are you a christian ?

MikeDaAwesome Has the time not come for those who have believed that their hearts should become humbly submissive at the remembrance of Allah and what has come down of the truth? And let them not be like those who were given the Scripture before, and a long period passed over them, so their hearts hardened; and many of them are defiantly disobedient.

nicolas bellic I think he is!!

Dear Farzana- did you fart while in the presence of your boyfriend? If so did your relationship end?

Farzana Naheed: its not satan, its your boyfriend. you cont escape

Mirza Ghalib woe to you in this you and your bf is shaytaan you dont need one

Farzana Naheed I know what you mean man 😕😒

Mirza Ghalib ASTAFURULAH!!!

Better saying in Arabic but you should know what are you saying.

[bismillahi] allahumma inni a 'udhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa 'ith

(In the name of Allah).O Allah, I seek refuge in You from all evil, and evil doers. (5) www.readwithtajweed.com/daily_duas.htm

Brother when walking in step in with your left foot. And when stepping out step with your right and say "ghufranika

Moe Moradi allah umma inni aaudubika minal khubiti wal khabaith first your left leg after you right leg gfuranika

We made some videos with transliteration. This might help: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FcMdPxZQt1A.html

Your playing with peoples mind