Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox

Подписаться 25 тыс.

Просмотров 769 тыс.

50% 1

mysta meets vox in real life to show how much his skills in the kitchen have improved since luxiem first began. how much has he improved from "thinking fried rice is putting raw rice in a pan" in these five months?
vox shinji chair pose art: / 1527978787341672448
original stream: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
featured talents:
Mysta Rian [NIJISANJI EN] - / mystarias-nijisanjien
Vox Akuma [NIJISANJI EN] - / @voxakuma
#mystalive #voxpopulive #mystaworldwide

Опубликовано:

27 июн 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 984

@hvnnybee 2 года назад

My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀

@yourmortalenemy5710 2 года назад

same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭

@HSantrie Год назад

My latin ass feel that pain too.

@makolite Год назад

i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave

@ballsitch4608 Год назад

Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀

@RiRei-12 Год назад

Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀

@WhoAskedHomie 2 года назад

Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.

@rawanfouda9609 Год назад

it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol

@toawing Год назад

Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings

@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Год назад

@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams

@retarded_1 Год назад

It's a horror movie in its self

@mike56769 Год назад

Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all

@Overpepperedeggs 2 года назад

Vox unleashing his inner Gordon

@typicallyusual6984 Год назад

Rightfully so. Vox is all of us watching this

@Ionlyeatchipzeveryday Год назад

HAHAHA

@Daffodils_over_roses Год назад

As he should

@angelinakang4014 11 месяцев назад

I’m glad he did

@andy-zb4dd 2 года назад

when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears

@ethandgp3097 Год назад

oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe

@RiRei-12 Год назад

I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀

@offxialsky1298 Год назад

Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭

@xarin42 Год назад

@@offxialsky1298 *the water with a bit of rice powder in it

@Fueledbystardust Год назад

Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?

@celceusiguess 2 года назад

I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed

@nevembra9850 Год назад

He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom

@parkchimmin7913 Год назад

He mined past the bedrock

@oak.. 5 месяцев назад

He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.

@jimmehsaint 5 месяцев назад

ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE

@averychaco8831 Год назад

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" I'M HOLLERING THAT DID NOT AGE WELL

@fionacoin5329 Год назад

It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂

@evanmay Год назад

noooo 💀💀

@Rams_404_ Год назад

It truly didn't.

@hvnnybee Год назад

The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀

@mizzbumblebee90 Год назад

IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

@charatome Год назад

10:00 “I would make this for her majesty!” “well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end” guys he did it

@notsominty7923 Год назад

I knew he was suspicious 🧐

@parkchimmin7913 Год назад

🤨

@Haexy 5 месяцев назад

Fr…

@oak.. 5 месяцев назад

Hmmm...

@user-hw6ls4rh7m 2 года назад

Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes

@moonshiro Год назад

Vox and everyone who watched...

@FR0ZENxTUNA 2 года назад

0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on

@xAllebell 2 года назад

1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD

@sealchan9997 Год назад

OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS

@patrickloureiro351 2 года назад

4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.

@chunchunmaya Год назад

Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping

@the_3sisters_gacha350 Год назад

6:50 too

@the_3sisters_gacha350 Год назад

8:25 too :'D

@blookester6583 Год назад

9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice

@typicallyusual6984 Год назад

Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes

@gojoseyelash6174 Год назад

10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen

@fionacoin5329 Год назад

😂😂😂 *Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!

@angelinakang4014 11 месяцев назад

🚔🚔🚔

@soopFPS 2 года назад

why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf

@ksan874 Год назад

His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying

@a13m34 Год назад

His British init?

@ohichan_ Год назад

IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao

@waneys Год назад

the mad lad did it…he finally gave his food to the queen …

@fionacoin5329 Год назад

Lmao!!

@ayaannair2447 Год назад

As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this

@nuggetka Год назад

Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...

@zeecolson6838 Год назад

A professional Asian tho

@fatfr0g570 Год назад

I read this in Steven He's voice

@meerahseyhtmento7363 Год назад

as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.

@horneebonk964 2 года назад

The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.

@entialwolf9296 2 года назад

Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well

@toawing 2 года назад

Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener

@lancetheking7524 2 года назад

"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything

@kkoseii Год назад

Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.

@sgunky 10 месяцев назад

began crying for other reasons. holy shit.

@kaxewdisco3594 2 года назад

A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!

@happymagician1699 2 года назад

And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.

@hayyeh7795 Год назад

In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean

@kaxewdisco3594 Год назад

@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...

@okbutjikook-8061 Год назад

I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂

@sheeper_beeper 2 года назад

R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end. edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN

@Shanti_Town Год назад

LMFAOOO 💀💀

@_magic_moonlight_8757 Год назад

2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that

@sheeper_beeper Год назад

@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao

@skzelys1851 2 года назад

2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you

@monalleysa Год назад

maybe he did feed this to the queen

@milk2272 Год назад

BYE💀

@zaza1998ful Год назад

I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂

@almondtovfu5672 Год назад

Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔

@RedStella28 Год назад

Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes. I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS

@pandesalpamore 2 года назад

Me: *watches peacefully* Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*

@collectordilf Год назад

i scream 😫✨

@okyberliana6733 11 месяцев назад

Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time

@moonslay.arts_ 11 месяцев назад

This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭

@krimsxnk Год назад

I mean he's got the knife agression level of Filipino mums/grandmas but that was it, truly terrifying-

@nurfitrialviani3117 Месяц назад

"Tap it gently okay?" *Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*

@johnnysalery7383 Год назад

Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao 11/10 Cooking Stream

@mitsve06 2 года назад

chat was crying this entire time LMAO

@peerless_shrimp Год назад

"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence

@AyaDragonheart Год назад

i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂

@Shanti_Town Год назад

I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀

@tsurifisher 2 года назад

Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes

@kaneshirokane5410 Год назад

Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD

@honeyworksvocabts1571 Год назад

Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻

@fionacoin5329 Год назад

Was looking for a comment like this 😂

@kaneshirokane5410 Год назад

@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently

@kismetsu Год назад

Was just thinking this

@laniakeasupercluster4848 10 месяцев назад

Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡

@-Ayato-Yuri- 10 месяцев назад

Same😭

@aini8545 8 месяцев назад

Me too 😭

@Jaewing Год назад

vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord

@1diotZ0N3 5 месяцев назад

why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅

@Laetu 2 года назад

4:57 that silence was so LOUD.

@kz4volu 2 года назад

i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..

@Sabmarine956 Год назад

When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.

@proudgirlkisser Год назад

I genuinely died throughout this whole video. If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill

@Ash-gv1xb 2 года назад

Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭

@Ksdhfvbiusdfu5323 4 месяца назад

This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂

@rezmez-ft2hm 4 месяца назад

same

@koikanekazen3894 Год назад

When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂

@ironpaladinshiritako7304 Год назад

As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.

@ironpaladinshiritako7304 Год назад

Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.

@trix7689 Год назад

Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂

@fionacoin5329 Год назад

😂😂😂

@everydaydreamer1 Год назад

10:04 this did not age well 😂

@ClereinSi-dn7tu Год назад

As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤

@Mewfin- 2 года назад

this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking

@Akiru_kun 4 месяца назад

I miss Mysta😭😭🧡🧡

@Windy2468 7 месяцев назад

and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy

@sakuraara127 Год назад

9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...

@sabrinasantosg Год назад

Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.

@moonpie999 Год назад

I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief

@akuji9683 2 года назад

Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”

@--49--51-- 11 месяцев назад

My coping mechanism rn

@vii896 Год назад

never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.

@gasterrific Год назад

my filipino ass just instinctively commentated the same way as vox was trying to teach him how to wash the rice properly i'm in tears

@scrapkingkeita3825 Год назад

"I would make this for her Majesty" Wow, Mysta actually did it

@hanaWare Год назад

"i would make this for Her Majesty" that explains a lot about recent events

@tally-kun 2 года назад

mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out

@oguubear 2 года назад

Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.

@Shanti_Town Год назад

😭😭😭😭😭

@auroraassassin1582 2 года назад

My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well.... It's already a flex compared to this

@SalviAlmighty 8 месяцев назад

The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta. I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being

@bloodrose5796 Год назад

Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂

@satanicpanic4565 Год назад

The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot

@by.jyamae 2 года назад

Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all

@almondtovfu5672 2 года назад

Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.

@janaedurant1628 2 года назад

I'm enraged like I'm speechless rn dude when he put the black pepper my dude to tell you I almost punched my tablet is an understatement

@areyoulostbabygorilla1511 Год назад

The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭

@XTLucid 2 года назад

its actually a really good gordon impression

@Ezra_.. Год назад

mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭

@penelop_e 2 года назад

Im not gordon ramsey level good at cooking but i can and this is the most painful thing I've watched so far.. vox i admire you for enduring that.. still love you tho mysta 😅😅😅

@ChronicalV Год назад

When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much

@KuronoKengou Год назад

10:05 oh no....

@athenz1110 2 года назад

Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg

@starduststriker8792 2 года назад

well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao

@cartoonkenj2209 Год назад

British moment

@frost94 Год назад

I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao

@kolourfulneco Год назад

Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!

@athenz1110 Год назад

@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO

@zainabalsoofi6369 Год назад

So thats why the queen died

@luki2584 Год назад

Holy shit he killed her

@astolfo5273 2 года назад

I love the hand holding at the end

@sfthiyori Год назад

maybe he did give that food to the queen..

@user-cp4bp3rv4v 11 месяцев назад

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" now we know-

@britasmrva5483 11 месяцев назад

He foreshadowed it-

@Smratboy Год назад

Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.

@deadman20023 Год назад

now we know how the queen died.

@yumekitsune1127 Год назад

10:00 well now we know what happened to her--

@devia7562 Год назад

This video pop up on my recommendation again lol time flies don't ever change mysta u funny 😂

@ncypark8766 Год назад

it makes me wonder how mysta is even part filipino when he cant even cook rice HSDGFSJSKJDFGJ I AM IN P A I N

@jinetics1529 2 года назад

I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef

@keira8664 Год назад

The queen died from my stash cooking and fox sounds like Gordon Ramsay ok bye

@nevedaneil3449 2 года назад

Vox is literally Gordon Ramsay 😭😭😭

@smolboii Год назад

Mysta's cooking killed the queen confirmed

@ronjastevelind6802 7 месяцев назад

Mysta makes me so happy😂❤

@lynx7283 8 месяцев назад

10:04 this didnt age very well 😂😂

@juhotuho10 Год назад

10:00 💀Mysta! what have you done??!!!

@nataliefaithd446 5 месяцев назад

mysta having that asian blood but still washing rice with a ladel and only once 💀💀

@Slushy916 9 месяцев назад

Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....

@necrosmile707 11 месяцев назад

My hands are on my face the entire video.

@pindymint Год назад

OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER