Man Steals Monkey from a Zoo | New Zealand Today - Season 2

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New Zealand Today returns with the bizarre story of a man who broke into Wellington Zoo to steal a Monkey as a present for his Girlfriend.
The only way to watch all of New Zealand Today (sorry internationals) is Thursday nights 9pm on TV3!
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25 апр 2021

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@grapsta 3 года назад

Is it me or did he come out of prison waaaaaay smarter than his boys now. Dudes been reading inside or something .

@danielcresswell3104 3 года назад

Compared to his mates, he's had 3 years with no glass bbq.

@mystic2982 3 года назад

Because you can't smoke meth in prison

@deprimat666 3 года назад

@@mystic2982 lol yes you can drugs are way easier to get in prison compared to outside

@louisbarreto8442 3 года назад

Mate you made me lmao 🤣 😂 😆

@laylanddawson2294 3 года назад

He’s just sober, you’ll be surprised how smart most people are before drugs

@Slavesforsale1 3 года назад

Good to have New Zealand Today back. Also, can we give a round of applause to that lads that threw the man a surprise BBQ? What absolute bros.

@rhiannonhooper1508 3 года назад

The glass one? Let’s not after 3 years sober lol

@striklylow 3 года назад

The fukn Booiiiiz👏👏👏

@kenlee-97 3 года назад

@@Sefomahutonga in the ass!

@Kronknight 3 года назад

As a Canadian I am very happy to see the man, the myth, the absolute legend return. When we needed him most he arrived!

@mistyhunter 3 года назад

You realize New Zealand is nowhere near Canada, right?

@torra1382 3 года назад

@@mistyhunter your point tho?

@kahiracarroll954 3 года назад

@@mistyhunter lol it's an honor that someone all the way from Canada watches this programme.

@cg1906 3 года назад

As a fellow Canadian, i also enjoyed this. New Zealand is basically a province of Canada tbh

@feonixo 3 года назад

@@cg1906 You wish! Canada is a province of the USA ;)

@kester2199 3 года назад

The aro valley window washers are his mates 🤣🤣

@matthewdawson9364 3 года назад

Knew I'd seen one of em somewhere 😂

@raymondsanders6424 3 года назад

The best comment

@davesmurf6693 3 года назад

Curious

@asto7795 3 года назад

Lmfao

@newt8wn948 3 года назад

@@matthewdawson9364 babababa Wellington town

@annydaysullysay 3 года назад

jesus he's had three years to sober up but his mates are death warmed up

@JoeShaws 3 года назад

Yo John’s a legend bro... lost the Girl and the Monkey, went to prison and still came out incredibly optimistic!! Shows you how anybody can get anywhere no matter anywhat, truly awesome!! Keep on dreaming!!

@adoskorkados3012 3 года назад

Alot of John's get the girl back plans involved criminal activity, John is the ultimate Anti-Hero.

@immeimme1732 Год назад

@@adoskorkados3012 he’s a hero in our hearts goddamit

@pissiole5654 Год назад

Lost his teeth too haha

@JonCombo 11 месяцев назад

He might still have them.@@pissiole5654

@AnthonyMonaghan Год назад

John's mates make him look like a Stephen Hawking grade genius. What a legend.

@nickeast9433 3 года назад

Awesome perfomance Thief Ledger. 🍻

@NewZealandToday 3 года назад

Haha can't believe we didn't think of this.

@onebee4369 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chrisbevan1121 3 года назад

Giggled

@Joniedge 3 года назад

Teeth Ledger

@rhythmictiger 3 года назад

Guy "we can only afford one singing lesson" Also guy: "I'll give you everything we have to come to the cricket"

@LureThosePixels 3 года назад

Damn his dental job is impressive, wouldn't have known he lost his teeth

@gary3074 3 года назад

Thanks taxpayers

@LureThosePixels 3 года назад

@@gary3074 ahwell, better chance he'll get a job now

@slamyourheadin9449 3 года назад

@@gary3074 get over yourself...

@cyberdyne9480 3 года назад

@@slamyourheadin9449 grow up

@crf450rl 3 года назад

Since when did the government provide free dental care?

@kevintyerman1906 3 года назад

$600 and she still wouldn't sign the release! LOL

@trix3185 3 года назад

Me and that guy live in the same city with the same laws yet he got more time in prison than the guy that stabbed my dad 3 times infront of a bank.

@viewsONTRENDING 3 года назад

Fucked aye

@michaelstewart9308 3 года назад

Yeah but did the guy that stabbed your dad try to steal a monkey? Didn't think so

@sprintershepherd4359 3 года назад

@@michaelstewart9308 lmao .. thanks you're funny

@danielandrews1801 3 года назад

@@sprintershepherd4359 Not funny for Trix whose dad was stabbed three times...

@sprintershepherd4359 3 года назад

@@danielandrews1801 yeah you're right , i mustn't have read it properly . and thought he was being hypothetical . apologies Trix

@geawelli04 3 года назад

The meanest groundshock ever 😂😂

@John-jt2is 3 года назад

Those monkeys in Wellington zoo are gangsta asf I can see why he wanted one 😂

@jakurdav 3 года назад

Is this show Kiwis' national treasure? cheers from Croatia

@lxr1dr 3 года назад

Bloody oath is it

@MatthewAndThings 3 года назад

Nah, that would be Flight of the Conchords.

@kahutiarisk8075 3 года назад

Definitely

@oramonika9758 3 года назад

Fucken aye lol

@01claudLO 3 года назад

Im sure its controversial with some people thats why its awesome cause Guy just rocks up to anyone and interviews them, doesnt matter what you did in the past, youre still a kiwi and one of us :p

@JongoPhett 3 года назад

Mmm Monke

@mjw789234 3 года назад

Monkey cheese!

@pravineshdayal4489 3 года назад

Hey i know you

@toxicale72 3 года назад

Monke strong together

@_Tak3n 3 года назад

wait jongo new zealander

@ch4se 3 года назад

you saved me.... why?

@ryanmchugh2709 3 года назад

"what are women in to?"......"womens rights?"......."yeah the misses is real into that lately".... hahahah fuck i love my country

@brutallyremastered4255 Год назад

Ha ha - good catch.

@justinbelling9321 3 года назад

Dude didn't deserve 3 years 12 months maximum even that's kinda nuts

@fightperformanceindustries4411 3 года назад

He didn't get that haha didnt even go to jail for that charge was lots of more serious stuff, plus he killed the monkey

@deprimat666 3 года назад

@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Hahaha wtf did the monkey die?

@sprintershepherd4359 3 года назад

@@deprimat666 its not funny if the monkey died .. so what's with the Hahaha bit ?

@honeybadger4660 3 года назад

@@sprintershepherd4359 haha

@danielandrews1801 3 года назад

@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Pretty sure the host said the monkey escaped.

@camw3447 3 года назад

I’ve missed you Guy. Thanks for getting back into the saddle again

@somanytakennames 3 года назад

There was something genuinely eerie when the singing started over the PA system 😂

@01claudLO 3 года назад

Yeah the cricket stadium got actually interesting for once, very eerie

@dazem5418 3 года назад

@@01claudLO 😂

@kingborehaha 3 года назад

can you imagine being in prison for 3 years because you stole a monkey, jesus

@adoskorkados3012 3 года назад

Imagine being the monkey telling the other monkeys, " yeah, I'm sort of a big deal. Now fetch me my banana "

@elgigante7081 3 года назад

Yeah and that this video is what he gets up to as soon as he gets outta jail

@mitseraffej5812 3 года назад

To make it worse it was to impress a woman.

@robobuzzin 3 года назад

they make it all seem like a harmless mistake but the monkeys were traumatized and injured.

@01claudLO 3 года назад

@@robobuzzin Im sure the injured/traumatised monkeys were glad that he was properly punished for his crimes

@rlolaislijhtw 3 года назад

I was enjoying watching this but I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT at the tongue part 😂 he was so ready

@ericfay43 3 года назад

Just waited a year for NZT to come back for the piece to be about a redemption arc of a dude who stole a monkey from a zoo and went to jail. Love it. 👏

@joash3714 3 года назад

The characters of Aotearoa go unmatched haahaha

@SP-free Год назад

That ‘coming home party’ was IQ deficit.

@Toxodos 3 года назад

lmao that sentence about the will smith CD was a reference to the music video of em and dre's guilty conscience

@abrown2130 3 года назад

That's dope

@Triattt 3 года назад

I don't get it... Care to explain to my dumb self?

@katiejenkins7016 3 года назад

Disappointed that I saw you filming this in wellington but I didnt make the cut

@leew6063 3 года назад

Aww poor baby

@STOG01 3 года назад

That's the thing though, innit? If you'd offered to dress up in a monkey suit you just may have made it!

@katiejenkins7016 3 года назад

@@STOG01 Ahh true, I know that for next time

@keirmacdonald9755 3 года назад

3 years for attempting to steal a zoo monkey. You could meth-rage, coward punch, kill someone and get less time for manslaughter.

@yehheapsmadaybut Год назад

maybe google what else he did

@EmmyHucker 3 года назад

Love it when the boys shin kick me in the face, best memories 🥰✨

@trevhillphotography7852 3 года назад

I laughed, I cried, Beautiful. That was brilliant entertainment.

@ojoo 3 года назад

Welcome back! Cheers from Vancouver B.C!

@elijahkatipa3575 3 года назад

Hahah! "A glass bbq!". 🤣🤣🤣 METH TILL DEATH

@new.Creation.In.Christ 3 года назад

Guy Williams mate that was a gold story what an absolute legend of a broadcaster seriously entertaining!!

@brendanchin8173 3 года назад

best piece of investigative journalism the world has ever witnessed

@sarahhall9079 3 года назад

Brilliant - so pleased you are back!!!

@sumroks7020 3 года назад

Imagine a crossover episode with Andrew from all gas no breaks

@RhyBeezy 3 года назад

We can’t afford two lessons lmao this is so kiwi I’m laughing my ass off

@darkinstinctful123 3 года назад

Omg. That was the best segment so far.

@leevancleef553 3 года назад

Man he's better off in jail than hangin with that lot.

@yehheapsmadaybut Год назад

You can't shinkick your mate in prison though.

@jade-mariah742 Год назад

My Favourite Episode from all of New Zealand Today. I'm the biggest fan of the show! I rewatch the episodes all the time. Smoke some spots, put this on and I'm laughing my arse off 😂 It's the best!

@tonygardiner2791 3 года назад

That was awesome 👍🏽 thanks for the laughs Guy .... bro I hope you got your girl , great effort and choice of song I thought the brass band was a classy touch maybe a few more visits to the karaoke bar and yeah who knows? 😎

@marilynstewart5480 3 года назад

Thankyou for making me have a laugh😂 just what is needed in these screwed up times

@chillisoda 3 года назад

This is exactly what my life has been missing #guytime

@jackrodgers7016 3 года назад

this would make a mean Sacha baron Cohen movie

@Shaedirector 3 года назад

Great to have this series back!!!!!

@soph9135 3 года назад

Yaaaay I love this show!! I’m so glad it’s back!

@nussnougat5462 3 года назад

Yes! Me too!! I love to see the show with my girlfriend!:)

@ArcGG 3 года назад

the earth is finally healing :) GUY WILLIAMS IS BACK!

@kellienz 3 года назад

This is absolute Gold, I've missed this

@tangiers365 3 года назад

I was not fully convinced to move over from aussie but this made my decision 100% moving to welly

@caelhanlon853 3 года назад

Bro choose literally anywhere other than Wellington lol

@robinharris1837 3 года назад

@@caelhanlon853 Bruh Wellington is on top and will always be

@slamyourheadin9449 3 года назад

@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 of crackheads yep.

@caelhanlon853 3 года назад

@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 I just spent 6 weeks down there on a course and couldn’t get away quick enough, but each to their own I guess

@socks2441 3 года назад

yeah. i only know one person from welly. and they are a true kiwi. they cant stand auckland. and neither can i. dont know why i still live here. that being said if i was to move it would not be to another city.

@rechoice9010 3 года назад

Guy Williams always cracks me up 😂

@samchandra8258 3 года назад

Welcome back Guy!

@ababab589 3 года назад

The Glass BBQ lol

@josephiosefa7260 3 года назад

LMFAO

@samthesr20man 3 года назад

Roll the bowl bois

@katzbii 3 года назад

The cookest story with a perfect ending. Ahhhhh~ you've done it again

@chrigdichein Год назад

freaking aaaaawesome !!! 👍🏽 where are you Kiwis? thats good stuff here

@damntrees 3 года назад

Was worth the wait. Bloody legends.

@dumpling4745 3 года назад

The whole world in a pandemic: Meanwhile in NZ: i LoVe yOu bAbY

@tewhawhai7550 3 года назад

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

@marqus23 3 года назад

major eminem throwback wit that will smith cd line lmao 🤣🤣 @1:29

@IvelLeCog 3 года назад

Idk how you guys produce this shit but it's gold.

@nosky_ 3 года назад

Truly beautiful segment

@Devil4time 3 года назад

how do you call this village type of people in nz?

@alistermclean1319 3 года назад

That's the funniest collection of cluster fucks I've ever seen, awesome!!

@MissSophieLoretta 3 года назад

Finally we have our finest New Zealand journalism segment back ✊

@PetrieRobert Год назад

3 years. That's a bit steep.

@jamesanderson2921 3 года назад

So glad NZ today is back :)

@summerrei9545 3 года назад

I don't know what's going on out there but I appreciate you guys.

@unclebimgoldfinch5134 3 года назад

I don’t think anyone there knows what’s going on but we will just go with the flow

@jordyharlem 3 года назад

Happy guy is back! Man is a legend

@richardsadler5945 3 года назад

Is that Miramar prison? Not even running right......

@joesomebody2070 3 года назад

Fuck can't believe this fella taught me how to window wash lol much love my brother John

@exodusdiva2295 3 года назад

Haha I almost forgot about this incident 😂 Thank you for reminding me 😁 Good news mate

@iziizii 3 года назад

Okay that plan to get the girl back was smooth 👌❤️

@lugzj3696 3 года назад

My girlfriends aunty ripped the company she worked at off of nearly $150,000 over a 3 year period. She got 2 years and was out in just over 1. And he gets 3 years for stealing a monkey? That's some fucking weird shit right there!.... lol

@uhm6103 3 года назад

Real chatty after 3yrs jail..1 good thing he looks healthy

@chefcamsey1375 3 года назад

Love the content 👍🔥

@nero9445 3 года назад

Keep this series going

@bobflemming336 3 года назад

SO glad this is back!

@DrVonBoogie 3 года назад

Oh how I missed you guys!

@nzriot 3 года назад

I trust that the creators of this had knowledge that she was single still? Because if not or if it was just assumed she would be... cringy idea and move. However if they knew she was single, nice move and attempt. Worst singer I've ever heard.

@BigFella672 3 года назад

So happy Guy is back

@realitycheck2092 3 года назад

A glass barbecue hahaha

@RhyBeezy 3 года назад

Hahahaah bro you have balls you’re a crack upppp. A glass barbecue lmaooooo

@wucash5672 2 года назад

I feel like three dam years really harsh....

@stephenp7057 3 года назад

Oh man. Absolute classic! Funniest thing I've seen for a long time.

@masiTzz 3 года назад

Broooii this is Gold 😂😂😂🤘🏽

@tori9639 3 года назад

omg so glad this is back !!

@8029x 2 года назад

This is peak New Zealand comedy no shit

@trueaussieray9093 Год назад

That Young fella is destined to go far.... in New Zealand... 😅😂🤣

@organicplantman 3 года назад

Seriously the funniest shit on RU-vid !

@playful7558 3 года назад

the man the myth the legend guy williams lets gooooooo

@DBelly1242 3 года назад

My favourite segment is back!!!

@violetviperbat6594 3 года назад

The real news. God bless nzt

@TheTruthKiwi 3 года назад

As someone who has done some crazy shit and has been arrested on the drunken stumble home from the pub I thought he was going to say that he was hammered when he stole the monkey. I've no doubt that he was high but the fact he sort of planned it and seemed to have his wits about him is hilarious. Sidenote: Kiwi bogan's are very similar to Aussie bogans. I guess because our ancestors all came from the same place.

@brutallyremastered4255 Год назад

Whalers in our case.