Mario and Luigi Full Names 

I accept this as cannon and no one can change my mind

I think its pretty clever. Their literally the mario brothers

Well they are called the Mario Bros

Props to Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo fo going along with the script and managing to keep straight faces.

When you realize how many "Dick Richards" there are it's not that unusual.

The fact that it’s confirmed these are their real names is honestly god-like 😂

so many people are mad about this but it was already implied with the whole "mario brothers" thing, they just stuck to what they started

Ngl if you just pretend this isnt related to the games at all, its actually a fun and funny movie

I went to college with a guy named John Johnson. This is actually kinda normal.

There was so much stuff going on that I didn’t even notice the joke when I first watched it

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario What kind of fool do you take me for? He’s Mario He’s Mario You’re Mario I’m Mario! Are there any other Marios I should know about?

This is canon

What's with the lady jamming her stilettos in the dude's arm lmao

They are Mario bros. in the games.

that's why they are called Mario bros

_"Are you fucking kidding me? They couldn't think of last names, so they just gave them their first names again? That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test. "Mario's last name is, durr...Mario. And Luigi's last name is...Mario too, because they're brothers you see, wait no no no, father and son."_ -Nostalgia Critic, 2007

The name is so nice you just say it twice ✌🏻

I thought their full names were Mario Nintendo and Luigi Nintendo and then I thought Mario Mario and Luigi Luigi!

Mario and Luigi’s last name is Mario why else do you think that there called the Mario brothers because their last name is Mario most people think they call the Mario Brothers because Mario is the older brother

Mario’s Full Name Is Mario Mario and Luigi’s Full Name Is Luigi Mario!

Woah! Woah! We're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before. This ought to be interesting. Cool! All right! So what's Mario's last name?

if Mario wasn't their last name, then "Mario Bros. (Brothers)" doesn't make sense, or implies "Mario" is like some sort of nickname (?) for their plumber job, like "we are the Mario brothers!" being Mario a nickname, otherwise they are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

i thought mario last name was jumper

Well they are called the Super MARIO Bros. after all. So it kind of make sense that both Mario and Luigi's last names are in fact Mario.

This is so awesome

The fact they actually made this canon...

What is happening with the lady pushing her heel into the police officer? That never made sense to me

And so mario and luigi have used those names for (wenever this movie came out) to 2019

Does this mean Wario and Waluigi's last names are... Wario

This was confirmed many times!

That was me in first grade when I couldn't pronounce my last name

nick?

Wait, what would Wario's and Waluigi's last names be?

This is like if Sonic’s and Tails’ full names were Sonic Sonic and Tails Sonic

What is this an Abbott and Costello routine?

Well, they are called the Mario Bros.

If they wanted to be smart about it, they should have said their last name was Jumpman! Or heck just find a common enough Italian last name and call it a day.

Mario Segale & Luigi Segale

They were defeated by Bowser 😂

Dude what movie is this? It looks interesting and my dad would love this

What’s Mario’s first name besides Mario what’s his first name

Those are both first names! What's your last name?

Whats your first name

When You’re so Egotistical that you not only Make your First Name your Last Name, but also Force your brother to Change his Last name to your first name:

lol

What’s Mario first name???

This is so dumb.

this is so stupid