Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 21 Minutes Or Less 

I saw this movie as a kid and was confused. After watching this, I'm even more confused.

Bowser did 9/11. Edit: 911 LIKES, YOOO!!

I have a sin to contribute: the whole movie.

Can we please talk about the fact that this movie canonically made the Mario brothers last name "Mario"?

Ladies and Gentlemen - this crap right here is why Nintendo became so anal about copyright. Look what happened when they trusted someone with their property last time!

This may seem especially nitpicky, but I see a couple of aesthetic problems with this movie. 1. In the games, Mario is only minutes older than Luigi. They're twins. 2. Luigi has no moustache in this movie. 3. Koopa looks like a politician. Hell, he acts like one to.

18:01 mr. mario, i don't feel so good

Why does Mario look old enough to be Luigi's father? Aren't they supposed to be brothers? = 100 sins

I had no clue that this movie was even a thing.

18:13 I had to watch this like 10 times.. There is a damn plane flying right towards the WTC towers in this shot, and then the towers get "damaged." That is some creepy shit.....

I loved this movie when I was a kid. I was only 6 when it came out. Now as an adult, I feel really bad for making my parents sit through it at the cinema. Twice.

In the immortal words of jelloapocalypse: "Sometimes a bad movie is better than a boring movie because you can make fun of a bad movie"

Toad is supposed to be a mushroom person. Why did he devolve into a lizard man thing? And why do some goombas have snake heads?

Thank you Mario! But the potential for an actually good movie is in another castle!

That bomb was the most accurate to the video game part of this movie

12:51. There was a deleted part of the opening where Koopa is following Daisy’s Mother to Brooklyn, when he arrives there he sees The Statue of Liberty and looks at it. This inspires him to build his own as seen in this scene.

I know there were A LOT of sins in this movie, so it's understandable that you missed a rather big one: During the car chase, literally 7 seconds after Mario slams on the brakes to make the two goons shoot each other, they approach a cliff and Luigi screams, Hit the breaks!" To which Mario replies, "These things don't have any brakes." (Which, I believe, was a fact established earlier in the film.) My question is, "Then what pedal did he slam on to decrease in speed to throw off the goons moments ago? Because those seem an awful lot like brakes to me.

For every action, there is a social media overreaction.

"That is if Mario helps Luigi get the condom on." Well THATS something I never thought I'd hear.

"It's down here!" "You mean where all the water is? That's crazy talk!" I laughed way too hard at that

What is mario's first name in this movie? Luigi introduces himself as Luigi Mario. So is Mario's name Mario Mario?

First, Luigi doesn't have a mastache. For a large portion of the movie, Mario and Luigi trade color schemes, Mario wearing green and Luigi wearing red. Luigi looks like a discount Anthony Padilla. Daisy isn't a brunette here, and is a dinosaur? Mario and Luigi are living in the normal world, and have no connection to the Mushroom Kingdom. The alternate world is completely new, (Not saying it's too bad of a thing.) and doesn't resemble a single location from the original games. My last sin for the film, is the possible involvement of drugs during the production of the film.

15:17 So the Jumpman Mario is saying he's not gonna jump?

Over 200 actual points of contention with this movie. That might be a CinemaSins record.

Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros. In 1 second or less.... *THIS EXISTS.*

Okay, does NOBODY else have a problem with the fact that LUIGI DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE IN THIS MOVIE?!? I mean, they both had a mustache in the video games and in the cartoon, and everything else they were in, except for this movie. What makes this even more painful is that you can clearly tell that John Leguizamo is fully capable of growing a mustache. So, why was it not made a necessity for both Mario and Luigi to have a mustache in the movie? I can't be the only one who has a problem with this?

11:21 This movie can't even get math right. Did no one on the set have a calculator?

17:07 i forgot they had their last names mario

18:07 remember, this was before the terrorist attack..

Was mario in green in this? And luigi red? if do *DING*

LOL'd at the "Seriously, did I miss the take shrooms now instructions earlier in this film?"

Well, Bob Hoskins kinda looks like Mario in this so that's something? I feel like he could play Mario well if the script was actually related to the games.

God damn, she's been petting this thing forever. To be fair, if I met a raptor that was friendly like a dog, I would too.

Yep. Mario Bros. predicted 9/11. I think I'm done now.

This is essentially the Sonic 06 of Nintendo.

Don't you love how this movie predicted 9/11?

So I told my girlfriend, "Hey, wanna watch Super Mario Bros... The Movie? I remember it when I was a kid." I also had the brilliant-at-the-time idea to do a drinking game where we drank every time they said either "Mario" or "Luigi" DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This video made me want to go back and re-watch the movie I haven't seen in probably 25 years. I got chills and everything!

I thought everyone mutually agreed to not talk about this movie

I didn’t notice before, but the necklace around Luigi’s neck is an Italian “lucky charm”. What it is said to do is get rid of evil spirits, which references Luigi’s fear of... well, many things, but ghosts is what I’m going for here. Point is they did their research. Not the right research, but I’ll give points for getting something right

"How did anyone think this was the way to do a Mario movie? Yeah, you can't have a guy running on platforms and hopping on mushrooms and call it a movie..." Well, it worked in 2023....just saying....

You forgot one sin...... Why and how is Mario Luigi's father and yet also his brother?

Why Jeremy? Why did you put yourself through this piece of crap?

@5:32 Whoa, you can totally see the studio and backdrop and all.

17:11 Jeremy's reaction is my reaction to every Fast and Furious film ever.

This movie is the reason Nintendo will not give the green light for a Zelda movie. This is why we can't have nice things. -_-

They hired real strippers for the dance club thing lol

Why did Luigi have no moustache?

One word: Spaceballs

Wait, there is a live action movie for super mario?

WHY DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST!!!

“The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots.”-Bob Hoskins, "The Guardian" interview

>be me >be watching CinemaSins >Someone Opens the door >every got on the floor >mfw no one walked The Dinosaur.

“Mario Mario and Luigi Mario” = 200 sins in my opinion

there’s no sin the luigi wears red the whole movie ?

Luigi: Hey Mario, do you remember that movie we made a few years ago? Mario: wE don'T tAlK aBouT thAt aNYmoRe!

Bob Hoskins didn't live through hell during the making of this movie. He was higher than Mario's jump the whole time. Hell, even higher than Luigi's.

Had to come back to this in light of the recent cast announcements for the new Mario movie coming out in 2022.

The square root problem is an odd mistake for them to make. He said the square root of 26,481 is 191. But the square root of 36,481 is 191. How does that even happen?

Yoshi is a freaking raptor bro haha.

Foodfight! Please

"Daisy doesn't understand that 'please step into the van' are usually the last words you hear before stepping into the van." 😂😂😂

This movie had potential. But they screwed it up. They screwed it up to the point where it was so screwed up that nobody has ever thought to make another attempt at making this movie out of fear of screwing the movie up as badly as they screwed this movie up. And that's just screwed up.

I just now realized that the man who was turned into an ape at the end of the movie was Donkey Kong. Edit: Stop liking and replying to this comment, it's a year old and nobody should care anymore. Edit 2: I know that my previous edit makes literally no sense. It was kinda stupid. Y'all have made some very valid points. This is actually my most liked comment! But seriously, stop liking and replying, I didn't even think that it was that good of a comment when I made it a year ago! I knew it was controversial, but I didn't think it was going to get this much good feedback! Thanks, I guess? Edit 3: The first time I actually watched this movie was at my mom's step sister's house. I was confused about it, and didn't know what it was until years later. I'd say I somewhat enjoyed it, it was fine. I haven't watched it in years, and I don't know if I ever will again. Oh, and that behemoth human Bowser turns into at the end of the movie, yeah, that's dinosaur dragon hybrid Bowser. You're welcome.

Who the fuck made the koopas into giant ass lizard men?!

Who woulda guessed that for a video game movie to be successful, you should make about the actual video game? Seriously, how did it take THIRTY YEARS after this for them to figure that out?

I'm surprised you didn't sin that scene in the police station where they were giving their names. Liuigi Mario & Mario Mario

This movie doesn't deserve to bear the title it has... I mean, Mario games are by no means God based, but it's still not deserving to be called Super Mario Bros. when it has little to do with it

+1 sin for not knowing that you can cool down a radiator with just water if you really need to, which is what Mario did.

When I saw this I was like “Can't wait for CinemaSins to make a video about the Illumination Mario movie” and I’m glad it finally happened

Daisy is the damsel in this movie not Peach *ding*

Ah yes mario brothers; Luigi mario and Mario mario

I watched that movie when i was like ten years old, and i was kinda terrified. But my dad just thought: super mario, isnt that the game my son plays?

This movie unlocks such a deep memory of my childhood omg

I don't know why but am I the only one who thought it was a sin to 1.) Make Daisy the main princess. I don't know I just thought they would have at least add Peach seeing she is the main love interest for Mario and the more well known of the two. 2.) For them to use Mario name. There just something really stupid about the whole cop scene where Mario is trying to explain his name is Mario Mario. 3.) Why is King Koopa a total germ freak? What made the director think of all the characters he would be the clean freak? Did they think giant T-Rex human hybrid things care about germs? And 4.) Why did Toad get turn into a Dinosaur thing? Isn't he a toadstool? Shouldn't he be fungus?

Please do the first true marvel movie HOWARD THE DUCK HOWARD THE DUCK HOWARD THE DUCK (if i say it out loud 3 times the film gets sinned, thats how it works yeah?)

You missed the chance to have Yoshi say "Allen!" in the outtakes.

"Everything Wrong With Super Mario Bros...." They made it to begin with. Nuff said.

Lol, step in the van are usually the last words you hear before you step in the van (and it's true)

"Devo gun turns humans into apes, instead of making them whip it." 🤣

i remember seeing this as a kid, not knowing it was mario brothers and thinking it was ... actually some other movie i confused it for, so i thought it was good for a short time. huh.

Calling this a Mario movie is like calling Tokyo Mirage Sessions a Fire Emblem game.

Why?... Why would they make a movie on Super Mario Bros? Next thing you know they're gonna have a plumbing company called "Super Mario Plumbing" and the plumbers have to wear red and green overalls!

"Hi I'm Daisy! And remember when I had blonde hair?"

Also, where the hell are Peach, Donkey Kong, Lakitu, and every other enemy in the game besides Goombas and Koopas.

Nothing is wrong with this movie, it was cheated out of the oscars, CHEATED. lol

19:55 Disappearing sin counter *ding*

My mom taped this on a vcr tape. I'm certain I've seen this movie over 20 times before I could speak.

Do everything wrong with Romeo + Juliet 1997 and the High School Musical series

the biggest sin is that a studio was hired to scan the film to 4k.

I remember loving this game as a child, I still actually like it somewhat.

I'll never see the same way I see Mario games I mean Luigi doesn't have a moustache

The biggest sin in this movie was Luigi not having a mustache, and that goomba’s face of course.

2 words that sum up this movie: BOB-OMB Monkey!

The dinosaurs are Goombas? Since when? Those should be the Koopas. And Toad is a "Goomba?" What?

I always considered this one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies

18:07 8-9 years after this film was released, this scene is still very hard to watch

You know what's weird. Besidese the rest of course. Daisy looks almost identical to Peach. Was it that hard to make her look like Daisy?

I feel like I deserve award for watching this completely

This video could be MUCH MUCH LONGER !