Paper Mario Origami King but some funny stuff happens 

Chat: “You missed a Toad!” Failboat: “I told you, I don’t care about saving all the folded up To-” Chat: *DID I STUTTER?*

The Problem: Even after the origami nation attacked, the Toads can still speak *The Solution:* _Silence them ourselves_

"Just whacking things, huh?"

“Paper Mario sets out to dismantle a religion by killing its god” Dan, you’re describing Kirby Star Allies.

4:55 if someone makes a TOP 10 QUOTE LIST, this should be in it: ""I'm looking to sell, you're looking to buy", and frankly, if you keep pushing your luck, Mr. Mole, you're looking to die!"

“Who’s a good turtle? *NOT YOU!”* *YA YEET*

“frosted flakes, they’re more then just good, they’re skin” failboat: 2020

On the outside I look fine.. *But on the inside, Mario has folded my spine.*

Failboat is very skilled in the art of origami.

You can make multiple fancams out of this game's musical scenes Not even exaggerating or joking

11:40 Literally my favourite part of the entire live stream was when he said "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Not you!" And then flung it in the air and annihilated it

Failboat: *folds a piece of paper* Also failboat: *YEA WE CAN MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS**

10:01 Funny thing is, there actually _is_ a type of hammer that Mario can throw.

4:02 when you dive... *BUT MISS THE MOOM*

11:51 where is reckless safety man when you need him.

The next Paper Mario game will be ‘Paper Mario: The Paper Mache Queen’

the intro already killed me

3:30 ITS SMASHING TIME!

7:51 *This is just a rock.*

Ok hear me out... What if we take fan-favorite Mario Jumpman Mario, and m a k e h i m p a p e r ?

Sign:"Hey. Don't. Stop. Failboat: ok * continues smacking *

3:36 that toad is a mood.

0:44 Ha, toad go smoosh

Ooomph that ending felt so much like Wheatley’s betrayal it H U R T EDIT: oh 207 likes huh? That like really bomb diggity

"Why does EVERYONE keep misquoting me?!?!" - Sun Tzu

Failboat- puts in a tf2 meme. Everybody- sandvich

2:15 If fighting assures result in a victory then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that. And he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he invented it. And he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor - soldier from tf2

Me: what’s your favorite cereal Paper Mario: *SKIN-FLAKES*

“Throws the hammer” 9:55 Hurlhammer: correct

7:57 hol’ up, you know Terminal Montage?

Somebody, *PLEASE* inform him on the Green Streamer Softlock when he gets to the point.

“I’m so close, Bro...” excuse me *W H A T*

mario: saves his brother also mario: *_lets beat you up and use you as confetti_*

"If we get to 750,000 subscribers-" Wait, Failboat _doesn't_ have at least one million subscribers?

1:36 They’re Grrrrrreat!

This has got to be one of my favorite videos that dan has made, all these extra edits and amazing jokes are incredible, great job Daniel.

2:01 my favorite part

11:06 "What is this, is this like a smash invitation?" I'M DEAD LMAO 😂

11:45 got me wheazzing with laughter

So I'm confused about something, what happens when it rains? Does every one just dicentigrate and die? Does nuetreal weather make the universe go extinct?

7:20 is my favorite part of the video.

"In fact I dont think I nerd you anymore, mario!" Oliva: become Wheatley

"They're more than good... THEY'RE SKIN!" -Failboat 2020

Original Title was: “Paper Mario Origami King but some funny stuff happens”

10:15 as a Canadian I can confirm that this turtle and maple syrup have the same reaction time

The key to winning is merciless spinning -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

1:53 I'm never doubting Dan again

“I’m a Toad” Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside

the problem: I almost downloaded a virus on my computer. the solution: PAP MAR

Torture the turtle! 11:34

8:19 if you could actually swing the hammer that fast, the game would be so much easier.

Alternate tittle- Paper Maro and the origami king but I just murder toads 0:43

4:48 just wackin' things, huh?

0:07 I thought he said “overly sexual trees” lol

8:03 i was like "oh hey that comment was funny that sounds almost like it should be 'whacking things' instead" and then i was also like "wait why is there so much space between comme- oh' You're right, though, that's one cute wall turtle! I think he'd be proud of your comment there. :^

"the key to winning lies in merciless spinning" *laughs in chumimin*

Oh you won’t give the the shell for free? You only want some dough?! Alright time to bring the big guns chump! 5:20

Failboat: misses toad at least three times, and then misses a question mark block falling off of a cliff. Also failboat: I’m doing perfectly.

Sun tzu once said in his best selling book (hard back that is) now in the form of a hit block buster movie (now in cinemas) "only technoblade and a random failure in a boat fan may quote me"

6:04: paper people have no lungs They only breath paper *All is paper*

9:08 He imitated MatPat without even trying

Olivia absorbing the power of a god and going rouge is the twist I didn’t know I needed.

Bro, the physics of this game is bending something far enough it loses its memory. Children could do great things with this info.

3:54 Xenoblade 2. Very nice, I like that.

12:05 secretly a jojo reference

2:27 that sounds like a boss in The Last Of Us 3

Just whacking things, huh?

5:47 little timmy level

2:32 Me: *realizes how Failboat got up there* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

“Throws the hammer. Try me.” Hurlhammers: yes

“In fact, I feel so powerful, I don’t think I need you anymore Mario.” -Olivia, Queen of Origami, 2020

Can’t wait for paper Mario paper shredding where they put an end to the series, it will also be better than thousand year door

After collecting the 5 gems of glass, you must enter through the turtle’s a- CAVE ENTRANCE

12:30 wow lololol

0:25 hahahahaha that sign actually said that that’s hilarious😅😊🥰👍💯

Its been a year and 11:40 STILL brings me to literal tears

2:10 could have had a little some thing. Something chaotic. Something that can do anything. Something that makes the WORLD REVOLVE

10:55 how the earth vellumental felt when he witnessed such stupidity!

12:02 mario awakens to his persona

achieve comedy

“Throws the hammer! Ha!” Wait till he finds the hurlhammer

8:35 I was loading a game and one of the loading words was "Hiding in plain sight too".

Me: k how many views does failure have RU-vid: *O N E* Me: *Are you sure about that?*

8:27 Olivia has a vore fetish

1:30 failboat:hits sticker on paper goomba) Goomba:and I took that personally

2:00 Frosted Flakes, they’re more than good. *T h e y a r e s k i n .*

The real paper was the friends we made along the way

The Original title was "Paper Mario Oragami king but some funny stuff happens."

I love how you used the Xenoblade Enemy Miss text rather than the party’s Miss text as a statement on how Mario is the true villain of this world

"After collecting the five gems of glass, you must enter through the turtle's" WHOA there

boi how is it that this video was made literally one minute ago and there are already about 50 comments here

3:21 thank me later

3:05 L is real

11:40 XDDDDDDDD Who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy *Super Mario Oddessy song starts playing *N O T Y O U*

5 seconds ago dang

IM EARLY kinda anyway just whacking things huh then Mario died and the game was no longer continued

2:00 "Frosted Flakes, 🎵 "They're More Than Good,"🎵 "They're SKIN."

"The key to winning, lies in merciless spinning" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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first view haha