Mark E Smith reads the football results

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Excellent viewing, especially if you're a Fall fan who supports a lower league English team and want a unique ringtone...
MES - RIP
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@lunarubyjon594 3 года назад

I have to re-watch this at least once a year. Never fails to cheer me up. What a legend he was.

@ANOther1003 5 лет назад

MES could read a phone book and it still would've sounded like a Fall song. Legend.

@michaelroberts7374 2 года назад

This is very true

@jasmineblack9778 Год назад

@@michaelroberts7374 haha it would be very entertaining

@fionnsterr 4 года назад

love how he refused to say "coco-cola"

@Lambretta1969 16 лет назад

This is the best clip I have ever seen on You Tube. A triumph of random, surreal casting by the BBC. Mark E Smith is a legend

@gomey70 16 лет назад

whoever thought of this deserves a raise

@steveolson1669 6 лет назад

RIP Mark E. Smith (1957 - 2018).

@bluestate69 6 лет назад

i don't really care for football, but i could listen to Mark E. Smith announce the scores forever.

@stefanzine 9 лет назад

"West Ham United...1h"

@edwinjamespope8118 7 лет назад

Totally floored me..

@dermot51 4 года назад

I Fucking love that

@succytash 4 года назад

Truly, one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've no idea if it was intentional or a mistake!

@apathyintheuk265 3 года назад

They'd fucking kill for a '1h' result right now.

@apathyintheuk265 3 года назад

@@succytash Drug and alcoholically spurred.

@gailal 3 года назад

“I hope you dont mind us using your song every week” Mark E “Not at all. i dont get a penny anyway !”

@GeorgeDillon1 6 лет назад

Nice to hear a true football fan who refuses to use the stolen nickname for the Franchise @ 3:08 #RIPMarkESmith

@vollsticks Год назад

"Coca-Cola"? Yeah I noticed that--and I am not a fan of football (or any sports, now that I think of it). But that was a pretty based move

@filled_soda Год назад

@@vollsticksWhat did he refuse to use/say? I'm clueless.

@fiddygd8304 8 месяцев назад

@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.

@Timmeh551 5 месяцев назад

Yep 👊

@JamesBentley1981 15 лет назад

I had a pint with him a couple of months ago. It was an ambition fulfilled.

@cribbe6547 Год назад

'West Ham United 1H' will never get old, I miss Mark. And it's funny, if he knew how missed he was, he'd probably be pissed off about it haha

@jeff91266 2 года назад

I just had to listen to this again on the 4th anniversary of MES's death. What a legend. He should have been reading the results every week :-)

@T800System 10 лет назад

there is something deeply satisfying about hearing MES say the name of my hometown.

@MrCitizenSmith 13 лет назад

Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bourne-ne-ne-mouth Gillingham Town Bristol Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.

@harlotgainsbourg8988 3 года назад

after all this time, this is is still my all time favorite video on RU-vid. cheers to Mark E. Smith forever!

@fabianwood5646 2 года назад

He know exactly what he's doing when he says "Milton Keynes" two... #droptheDons

@storydujour 4 года назад

3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."

@davidlean1060 6 лет назад

The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!

@michaelroberts7374 2 года назад

Spot on. Raisin chopped but powerful cult hero.

@dee74raz 8 лет назад

Oh that was funny when Mark E Smith said to the presenter that his no.1 short haircut looks like he escaped from Strangeways !!

@richardwalker5845 2 года назад

Lance Hardy, RIP. Thank you for this gem...."West Ham United 1H!"

@Andy78L Год назад

The concept of the pools panel was sadly lost

@michaelroberts7374 2 года назад

Loving it to bits and pieces!! Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bristol Nil Grrrrimzby one Bohohorrrnemouth!! I'll never forget this-ah

@TheIkaraCult Год назад

Good on Ray, he took it in good spirit

@emdiar6588 6 лет назад

Has nobody ever sampled this and stuck it over some Fall-esque bass line?

@iancrist8431 5 лет назад

A friend of mine used to periodicity lay this over his do sets- laced throughout

@angharaddenby3389 4 месяца назад

Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)

@Angelina1east 15 лет назад

havent laughed so much for a long time. it just got better and better.

@grasshoppersunny688 6 лет назад

THE WIT & HONESTY OF MARK E SMITH TOP OF THE LEAGUE FOR ME ANOTHER CLASS (WORKING) R.E.S.P.E.C.T 👍✌

@amnesiacradar 13 лет назад

Absolutely brilliant, a great upload!

@ScrotusXL 4 года назад

Hit the North!

@TheIkaraCult Год назад

"Its mythological, its Greek" Instantly the most highbrow thing said on the BBC in that era. MES elevated everything.

@theworldvideos1 14 лет назад

A classic from Mark E Smith !!!!

@charliechutney 15 лет назад

Southampton Town, Gillingham Town, West Ham 1h, bangs headphones on head, Ray Stubbs escaped from Strangeways.... Comic genius.

@styxcreek 8 лет назад

Not much of a soccer fan but I love The Fall.

@klaasjantempel1118 5 лет назад

It's not soccer! It football! ;-)

@daveated 13 лет назад

Would make a good Fall song , just add bass n drums.

@bobinbud 3 года назад

workin on it not an easy job.

@bobinbud 3 года назад

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@mrdubcek6824 3 года назад

There's a few now ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-X9oN4C0YVf0.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BRX8lHM0duE.html

@MatthewCyUK 3 года назад

Underrated reply!!

@flashtheoriginal 6 лет назад

So sad to hear of MES’s passing. RIP, Mark-ah

@stephenwalker850 2 года назад

He once walked by me wi ah plastic bag

@orchidtender 10 лет назад

Every second-third word, NIL! NIL!

@funwithphobias 10 лет назад

It pays, to talk, to SOMEON- I mean NO ONE!

@UncommittedAddict 15 лет назад

Greatest video on youtube, hands down.

@Bro-Star3000 6 лет назад

RIP Mark :(

@MsObsidian1 6 лет назад

RIP Fella :(

@Talentedtadpole Год назад

He pronounces Shrewsbury correctly. So grateful that he waa formative part of my youth. Much missed.

@yools9511 15 лет назад

funniest...video...ever. Nothing like sheer enthusiasm.

@justmadeit2 4 года назад

He kinda laughed when he said Bournemouth, I wonder if he was thinking of 'The Bournemouth Runner' ha

@jacob7207 12 лет назад

1:33, he doesn't read "Coca Cola." He's like in his mind "fuck dat I aint reading that Corporate bullocks." I wouldn't read that either.

@TheIkaraCult 4 года назад

A Number 1 haircut has never seemed as sinister

@michaellucas6466 3 года назад

Absolute quality😂😂😂 R.I.P MARK E SMITH

@GNeuman 4 года назад

Absolute Legend..

@CIVILISATIONVIDEO 6 лет назад

rest in peace, boss

@gazowl142 2 года назад

Even the great MES knows that Chesterfield are called 'Town' ... Legend!

@christopherbutche5047 11 лет назад

sublime.

@stevenuuu1212 16 лет назад

southhampton...town 3 leeds 4, i'm on the floor in stitches!!!!!!!!!!

@succytash 6 лет назад

THIS IS AWESOME.

@madcatterman 15 лет назад

this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen

@sduddy 14 лет назад

thats pretty cool well done mr smith

@FlintSL Год назад

Sounds like he's getting more and more pissed the further along he goes

@tomdissonance 14 лет назад

impossibly and undyingly funny.

@TheVimtoMoustache 12 лет назад

Surely that should be Bury Athletic P-Rushden And Diamonds Town 2 ? Marks comedy is second only to his musical genius. Legend.

@presumingeduk 13 лет назад

Southampton Town and Bristol... love it

@RadioNul 4 года назад

Refused to say the "Dons" in Milton Keynes Dons. Good stuff.

@ewignichjesehn 6 лет назад

r.i.p. mark. ;-(

@ealaspada 14 лет назад

Never in my life had I expected this kind of combination...

@jasmineblack9778 Год назад

The Fall 10 Oasis 0

@gilwood7530 Год назад

"IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!

@sullys6088 6 лет назад

"Southampton...... Town? 3"

@jamesshields6721 Год назад

Pure Art X

@chasb4515 6 лет назад

R.I.P mark e smith

@babidaboopy 14 лет назад

it's a number one!!!

@berniekersse6488 Год назад

God best you Mark.

@alanoneill3065 6 лет назад

Brilliant!

@alanoneill3065 6 лет назад

stick to the night job tho eh?

@Alessio669 8 лет назад

love it!

@duncanmiller1288 3 года назад

I'm glad I wasn't waiting to see how my fucking pools had gone that weekend 😂

@jazzygeofferz 6 лет назад

First thing I thought of when I heard he'd passed away today, Manchester will be grieving in the morning.

@dafteverton7218 6 лет назад

English Chelsea fan this is your last game.

@QuoMinBongoes 5 лет назад

Hahah, ive been a Chelsea fan for 50 yrs but Sparta FC is great...he hated Chelsea i think!!

@stevehotspur 6 лет назад

RIP Mark E Smith

@user-kl4bh4lq6r 3 месяца назад

Remember watching this live the strangeways hair cut comment was classic😆🚬🌋

@AllyLamont 4 года назад

Southampton....Town

@f1quiz720 6 лет назад

Fucking brilliant. RIP Mark E Smith

@zeuszuul3035 Год назад

Legend

@markunderwood6296 10 месяцев назад

I loved it.

@grasshoppersunny688 6 лет назад

RIP MARK E SMITH SALFORD'S FINEST R.E.S.P.E.C.T 2 YOU 🎼 🍺 👍 ✌ 💖

@goodtaste101 16 лет назад

The future's (mark) bright, the future's Kurious. Absolute bliss.

@scherzomortale 11 лет назад

Mark e smith would make the shipping forecast BRILLIANT. the guy is a genius.

@michaelroberts7374 2 года назад

German Byte-ah Digger dogger Tyne face!! Reprehensible SLAP down. Iceland remains

@dinoramone6761 6 лет назад

R.I.P

@Evemeister12 Год назад

Should've had the band playing a tune while he read out the results.

@yatesy117 8 лет назад

"West Ham Utd...1H" 😆

@filled_soda Год назад

I bloody love Mark E Smith

@ParchedPinemarten 7 лет назад

fucking hell... the postponed 1h part made me wake up my parents. oh, mark.

@glazinghost5951 6 лет назад

FLAWLESS EXECUTION RIP MARK

@ravensmead 15 лет назад

if only the BBC was like this......

@stevenuuu1212 16 лет назад

i strongly agree!!!

@Jarowdowsky2 6 лет назад

Never rest mate

@CooperFBI 17 лет назад

Brilliant, just brilliant. The Fall should release it :)

@angharaddenby3389 4 месяца назад

It was released by Feral Child as a hexagonal 6" lathe-cut 45 on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made.

@Jodamu 16 лет назад

Gillingham Town as well!

@GranulatedStuff 8 лет назад

the very famous sports reporter is shouting....there !

@AndreNaumann 14 лет назад

@asuatorhan It's "Theme from Sparta F.C." as said in the beginning of the video :)

@jend80 6 лет назад

Had some '60s netradio on in the background while reading these comments. I swear I heard some almost-sloppy love song from '68 go ahhhh. & just Heard Born To Be Wild too.