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In this game you grow progressively shorter and try to find the cure. I would like to say that you START at a PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT and grow shorter from there.
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.   
@t.lanfield1936
@t.lanfield1936 5 лет назад
They should make a sequel where he tries to get big again but gets even bigger and bigger.
@goldenblue8991
@goldenblue8991 5 лет назад
Oscar Glanfield I was thinking the same thing, are there games like that already? If so, he should play them.
@atlasthetitan463
@atlasthetitan463 4 года назад
That's. A genius. Idea. When I get into college, (Going to an Art school for all different types of art) I'm gonna make your idea a game
@alextheumbreon1363
@alextheumbreon1363 4 года назад
@@atlasthetitan463 Update us when you've made the game, please.
@4leafclover314
@4leafclover314 4 года назад
That would make him even happier😂😂
@raccoonking6746
@raccoonking6746 4 года назад
Oscar Glanfield that’s what she said
@kyyathomas6386
@kyyathomas6386 4 года назад
Markiplier: Sobbing as he becomes one with the boot
@blueoysters3435
@blueoysters3435 4 года назад
Markiplier when he is 10 inches tall:*silence* Markiplier when he is 5'4: SHORT, SHORTY, SHORT
@forestwolfang1962
@forestwolfang1962 2 года назад
Yes I can agree be I am 5'4, why must I be short
@bim8950
@bim8950 2 года назад
ha ha short
@forestwolfang1962
@forestwolfang1962 2 года назад
I'd be twice as tall as you but sadly I never reached my true potential 😥
@declankelly9350
@declankelly9350 2 года назад
@@forestwolfang1962 what does that mean? why didn't u reach your potential
@forestwolfang1962
@forestwolfang1962 2 года назад
I mean that I never grew to the right height like was supposed to lol, now my cousin likes to tease on how short I am but I'm use to it lol
@ravenstars8013
@ravenstars8013 5 лет назад
"now I have to be *mad* And *small* In this boot"
@phoneguy9512
@phoneguy9512 4 года назад
Lol🐶
@ihave80hp
@ihave80hp 4 года назад
666 likes
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
Is this game a representation of Markiplier's fears?
@zombienerd140
@zombienerd140 6 лет назад
Justin Y. You would think that yeah and oh hey it's you "stop following me" I guess everyone says that
@13microvolt
@13microvolt 6 лет назад
Justin Y. justin do u mind if i want to be like you? also ur everywhere cuz ur the comment king
@ArixSage
@ArixSage 6 лет назад
_it represents his life_
@lurkerremastered1578
@lurkerremastered1578 6 лет назад
Im not even surprised when I see you anymore. Hello lol
@novastar3990
@novastar3990 6 лет назад
Woah! You really ARE everywhere! I like you!
@bellablackrose7262
@bellablackrose7262 5 лет назад
Me: casually is 5’ 1” Mark: *when he is 5’ 1”* wHy aM I sO sHorTy sHort Me: ... :’(
@tictac3147
@tictac3147 5 лет назад
I’m assuming he meant short for a guy
@tofurama
@tofurama 5 лет назад
OoOoOoOoOf
@iCamryLife
@iCamryLife 5 лет назад
I’m 5’ don’t feel bad
@iCamryLife
@iCamryLife 5 лет назад
& I’m TWENTY
@srgshadow538
@srgshadow538 5 лет назад
being tall is not always the best .im 6.56 etc 199 cm and i can tell you it is freaking enoying to need to buck down for a lot of stuff
@yyyamila
@yyyamila 5 лет назад
“iM iN tHe bOot!” -Markiplier 2018
@dotbox2526
@dotbox2526 5 лет назад
2017
@vipedoesstuff
@vipedoesstuff 5 лет назад
@@dotbox2526 2018
@alyciacayemberg2162
@alyciacayemberg2162 4 года назад
"I'm Not Mad, I'm short!" - Markiplier in a different 2020 video that i can't remember the name of.
@rosenblau
@rosenblau 5 лет назад
So this is what the real world looks like from Mark's perspective...
@thepotatoekingstudio
@thepotatoekingstudio 5 лет назад
Nice.
@KiyanPocket
@KiyanPocket 5 лет назад
Not really. It’s only that when Wade and Bob are there. When he’s alone, his ego lets him look down on everything else.
@lilydean5534
@lilydean5534 4 года назад
Hahah
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 4 года назад
@@KiyanPocket Bruh, no need to toast Mark so badly
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад
@@KiyanPocket this comment has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is
@maddiewallace216
@maddiewallace216 5 лет назад
"Maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee?" "noo"
@shadowelklord
@shadowelklord 4 года назад
"that's important, ima put that on the floor." -- Markilpier Bigbrain
@NinjaSox7
@NinjaSox7 5 лет назад
They should've made a sequel where you're continously growing and it becomes harder to operate smaller things.
@dr.cringe5045
@dr.cringe5045 5 лет назад
How big would you get after a game over?
@mashtyx1997
@mashtyx1997 5 лет назад
@@dr.cringe5045 space...?
@nem4805
@nem4805 4 года назад
foot by foot..?
@swahzie
@swahzie 6 лет назад
Mark as a scientist: And now I will carefully put the ingredients in... *knocks them over* *lab explodes* Mark: ....well shit.
@random_asexual7600
@random_asexual7600 6 лет назад
No, that's me as a scientist.
@ash93x
@ash93x 6 лет назад
Kippital I was 300th like for your comment!
@morgansmith2919
@morgansmith2919 6 лет назад
lol true
@accountofthebird
@accountofthebird 6 лет назад
Jack would yell so loud they explode
@keirstynkat
@keirstynkat 6 лет назад
Markiplier makes: a mess ciz he thought he could be a scientist
@Jacob-ko2li
@Jacob-ko2li 6 лет назад
There's a Mark in my boot
@cieliona
@cieliona 6 лет назад
Jclubsandwich And the award for comment of the year goes to you!!!
@specccle1138
@specccle1138 6 лет назад
Underrated comment
@nmads2162
@nmads2162 6 лет назад
Yes there's a mark in my boot
@daubernoob2307
@daubernoob2307 6 лет назад
Jclubsandwich "Made In China" Oh yeah I see that mark everywhere. Lmao
@yellowfire6091
@yellowfire6091 6 лет назад
Jclubsandwich OH MY GOD
@TotalAnimeFreak456
@TotalAnimeFreak456 5 лет назад
Science labs have microwaves that they use for various procedures, including making protein separation gel.
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 5 лет назад
Sequel idea; At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big. So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 6 лет назад
*"there's a Markiplier in my boot!"*
@Papucrue
@Papucrue 6 лет назад
kooketh-shooketh_imdone I commented that 3 hours ago
@brentvettel5343
@brentvettel5343 6 лет назад
lol
@springytrapthebun1753
@springytrapthebun1753 6 лет назад
*looks in boot* Yep....sure enough.... Mark: Um...ahem...a kettle help? No.......... Mark: Y? I........I don't know?
@David-nf9dz
@David-nf9dz 6 лет назад
kooketh-shooketh_imdone what a predicament for mark😂
@hallielarson719
@hallielarson719 6 лет назад
lol
@spidey1100
@spidey1100 5 лет назад
"1 = Too poopy to be coffee." "2 = ???" "3 = Xanium = coffee?" Where's 2? Is it on a high shelf? Do you need a stool?
@auxviles
@auxviles 5 лет назад
100th like
@mikethescienceguy
@mikethescienceguy 5 лет назад
No, you need a cauldrons, a hammer and a lot of patience
@InvisibleBlackFire
@InvisibleBlackFire 5 лет назад
*explodium
@jacktheripper2660
@jacktheripper2660 5 лет назад
you madlad you
@mikethescienceguy
@mikethescienceguy 5 лет назад
plural lol
@alexanderjordan9894
@alexanderjordan9894 4 года назад
"This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet"
@VibeyViberson
@VibeyViberson 4 года назад
Mark: **gets mad that he's 5'1** Me: **Cries in 4'11**
@-l7-686
@-l7-686 4 года назад
Me: *Laughing in 6.21*
@VibeyViberson
@VibeyViberson 4 года назад
Yall are tall wtf
@xylonus
@xylonus 4 года назад
@@VibeyViberson its okay if youre still puberty, but the last height result will be sadly unsatisfying for you
@jacoblimber4040
@jacoblimber4040 4 года назад
Because u a girl okay
@moonmagic17484
@moonmagic17484 4 года назад
You: *cries in 4’11* Me: *depressed in 4’8* It can always be worse
@mahennatockenstein2929
@mahennatockenstein2929 6 лет назад
“Number one... number three”
@bloxacoreus2
@bloxacoreus2 6 лет назад
Number thre *E*
@paradisehoodie7881
@paradisehoodie7881 6 лет назад
n u m b e r f i f t e e n
@VlrglnMary
@VlrglnMary 6 лет назад
Number SIXTE EEN
@theuno7808
@theuno7808 6 лет назад
Hi I Trigger People burger king foot lettuce
@shafaet1194
@shafaet1194 6 лет назад
but that might be what you gaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt
@anayatemple
@anayatemple 6 лет назад
Markium + Darkium= Darkiplier
@ellastarburst736
@ellastarburst736 6 лет назад
Disney Lover OWO AMAZING
@MegaManXPoweredUp
@MegaManXPoweredUp 6 лет назад
Disney Lover You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
@therainbowtrinity3823
@therainbowtrinity3823 6 лет назад
True my friend true
@hondakich.8861
@hondakich.8861 6 лет назад
Darkiplier is a coffee?
@bruc1555
@bruc1555 6 лет назад
Darkiplierum
@rsodrealm
@rsodrealm 5 лет назад
try out the sanbox mode! thumbs up for markiplier to read it!
@montana5726
@montana5726 5 лет назад
Mark:IM NOT SHORT!!! Me: Our first smol Markipler. What would Momiplier say about this?
@nitromazer9021
@nitromazer9021 6 лет назад
Momiplier:"You could have been taller"
@imdone7426
@imdone7426 6 лет назад
He went through the 7 stages of grief whenever he got stuck in the boot
@DirectorOfChaos9292
@DirectorOfChaos9292 6 лет назад
I'm done there's only five stages
@pwney400
@pwney400 6 лет назад
All _s e v e n_
@christopherwalker1823
@christopherwalker1823 6 лет назад
+Robert Brotherton No, There Are Seven Stages Of Grief.
@MaximEyes
@MaximEyes 6 лет назад
ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.
@tylercorliss5052
@tylercorliss5052 6 лет назад
I'm done omg your so right, but he got lucky at the 6th stage and got out
@taelynsavitski6220
@taelynsavitski6220 5 лет назад
Why is no one talking about how he said "tittie sprinkle" twice throughout this video? 😂
@tuxedobird
@tuxedobird 4 года назад
Coolcatz 2018 Yet you only had to wait a week. Seems a bit unfair, eh?
@tuxedobird
@tuxedobird 4 года назад
Coolcatz 2018 Only wait 11 minutes, fool.
@tuxedobird
@tuxedobird 4 года назад
Coolcatz 2018 So it is war. You’ll wait 38 minutes.
@Astarust
@Astarust 4 года назад
@what in the world You had to wait 2 days for someone to reply
@fussyharp9834
@fussyharp9834 4 года назад
Cole W. Edits You had to wait 3 hours!
@non6882
@non6882 3 года назад
Mark: ...fight against the clock Me, still recovering from unus annus deletion: pain.
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 лет назад
Mark isn't Short!!! He's just *Vertically Challenged* ...
@heyitsstray8219
@heyitsstray8219 6 лет назад
O man Im vertically challenged too
@heyitsstray8219
@heyitsstray8219 6 лет назад
:'3
@cryptidboy7727
@cryptidboy7727 6 лет назад
Bryce Mckenzie agreed
@jessepinkman69420
@jessepinkman69420 6 лет назад
(Insert 2018 markiplier meme here)
@nakedsnake1774
@nakedsnake1774 6 лет назад
E
@GravyRave
@GravyRave 6 лет назад
Scientist: "I hate this with every inch of my body." Me: "That's not a lot of inches."
@twincitypolly2102
@twincitypolly2102 6 лет назад
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn
@buttons5036
@buttons5036 6 лет назад
ROASTEEEEED
@sharonrichardson6653
@sharonrichardson6653 6 лет назад
Omg XD
@tfolyak
@tfolyak 6 лет назад
AvenRave o o f
@tasteimmortality
@tasteimmortality 6 лет назад
you could also use that on me, but id probably slap you in the face
@uselessvillain152
@uselessvillain152 5 лет назад
mark "I don't know what Darkium is" me: it makes an infinite doorway for Darkiplier to get out
@sahilmadan6901
@sahilmadan6901 4 года назад
Mark- Can't even reach the door knob Also Mark - *I SEEM TO BE OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT*
@ethan7520
@ethan7520 6 лет назад
"We aren't short. We're "fun sized""
@lemonywater2979
@lemonywater2979 6 лет назад
Luigi yeah what u gonna do about it. This is democracy *buddy*
@Yirialo
@Yirialo 6 лет назад
YEAH
@janethumphres
@janethumphres 6 лет назад
Skelecorn there’s nothing fun about not being able to reach stuff
@KlLLERROBOT99
@KlLLERROBOT99 6 лет назад
I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself. You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."
@Wins0n
@Wins0n 6 лет назад
But then there wouldn’t be a game over, just a life of zen.
@jonathangerbino2621
@jonathangerbino2621 6 лет назад
What if you're just slowly getting blinder and blinder? Or faster and faster? Or slower and slower? Or bigger and bigger?
@wardedthorn6523
@wardedthorn6523 6 лет назад
Winson Zen? I know colorblind people; it's just an inconvenience
@ashtheegg_8123
@ashtheegg_8123 6 лет назад
Nous Resterons La or have it be they grow inch by inch so they progressively get taller and taller and need to use tiny things to make the antidote
@Wins0n
@Wins0n 6 лет назад
An inconvenient state of zen :3
@egodragonvm663
@egodragonvm663 5 лет назад
Every time mark said DARKIUM I was like “Darkiplier?Darkipliers an element?”XD
@serenitymartel6683
@serenitymartel6683 5 лет назад
I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤
@itsthatleo3970
@itsthatleo3970 6 лет назад
*that's not a beaker, that's a graduated cylinder*
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 6 лет назад
Leo Cruz or an universal Bucket???
@TheMuffinator3
@TheMuffinator3 6 лет назад
Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame
@sociallyineptbean1689
@sociallyineptbean1689 3 года назад
“It’s kind of an interesting concept to fight against the clock”
@ingeaten
@ingeaten 2 года назад
Memento Mori friend
@Max-Parker-Buxton
@Max-Parker-Buxton 4 года назад
Mark: I'm happy with my height Also Mark: How do I get...taller?
@KamiTenchi
@KamiTenchi 6 лет назад
*Honey I Shrunk Markiplier*
@whitepalladian
@whitepalladian 6 лет назад
Frisk uh how could you😨😨😨
@frostbitex23
@frostbitex23 6 лет назад
I must resist the urge to make a Chemistry pun but I fear there will be no reactions.
@maliisadrable5994
@maliisadrable5994 6 лет назад
FrostyFlakes i laughed..thank you.
@Cr45h0v3r1d3
@Cr45h0v3r1d3 6 лет назад
That's a rather noble attempt at a joke... lol
@duncanjohnson7963
@duncanjohnson7963 6 лет назад
If you aren't careful you'll be a catalyst to something catastrophic
@jillandjack7631
@jillandjack7631 6 лет назад
Yes u were right
@springbiscuits3049
@springbiscuits3049 5 лет назад
"I'm not short." Is that what you wanted me to say Mark?
@jacobegnor4197
@jacobegnor4197 3 года назад
literal scientist smart enough to make a shrinking thing: Girls: I WonT dAte uNleSs hE’s 6 fOoT tAll”
@juliano345
@juliano345 6 лет назад
More like Markiplier Simulator
@chapman_cole0491
@chapman_cole0491 6 лет назад
Roasted
@isaxcore8788
@isaxcore8788 6 лет назад
I love that XD
@ArixSage
@ArixSage 6 лет назад
_more like me i have no life simulater_
@RikNRolla1229
@RikNRolla1229 6 лет назад
Somebody better give Mark some ice, cuz he just got BURNED!!!
@ArixSage
@ArixSage 6 лет назад
_shut it man u a straight furry_
@CourtLLRN
@CourtLLRN 6 лет назад
I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD
@pumpkinpartysystem
@pumpkinpartysystem 5 лет назад
I would've thought he was in the low 5 to high 4 range
@Choujifangirl
@Choujifangirl 5 лет назад
Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)
@Endeboi
@Endeboi 5 лет назад
Isn’t 5’10” like average?
@rett064
@rett064 5 лет назад
I used to think he was 4’5-
@ronnievega3155
@ronnievega3155 5 лет назад
What's wrong with 5'6"
@thewolfstu
@thewolfstu 5 лет назад
I just realized... 7 inches... I wonder if that is secretly a prank from one of his co-workers who are into some kinky stuff.
@TheMyopicFed
@TheMyopicFed 5 лет назад
Dildoplier
@leviathan4611
@leviathan4611 3 года назад
@@TheMyopicFed nO
@daltonpinell6251
@daltonpinell6251 5 лет назад
Mark: What do I do with Exodium!? Me: OBLITERATE!
@jaysmechs2457
@jaysmechs2457 6 лет назад
I AM GETTING SHORTY SHORT *WHY AM I SO SHORTY SHORT*
@albinompaintingllc6414
@albinompaintingllc6414 6 лет назад
E
@bruh9382
@bruh9382 6 лет назад
Please someone make a remix of that
@meeelatonin7760
@meeelatonin7760 6 лет назад
"And like I said,someone stepped on him,and Mark was no more."
@meeelatonin7760
@meeelatonin7760 6 лет назад
CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix- WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort) SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT idk
@Lunaphire
@Lunaphire 6 лет назад
I'm pretty sure when he said that, he was my height, lol...
@DeannaStar7
@DeannaStar7 6 лет назад
"I'M IN THE BOOT!" Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at that! Someone animate this PLEASE!
@QtheWhatever
@QtheWhatever 6 лет назад
agreed, this is a good video for animation
@slenderhorro4305
@slenderhorro4305 6 лет назад
THERE IS A MARKIPLIER IN MY BOOT
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 6 лет назад
This joke is kinda shoehorned in.
@slenderhorro4305
@slenderhorro4305 6 лет назад
ZorotheGallade yeah it went down the heel fast
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 6 лет назад
Don't put on your boots!! Just on case there is a mark inside one of them
@ashleyallen7599
@ashleyallen7599 5 лет назад
0:13 Him: before- me:BEFORE YOU ARE LITTLE TO LATE! him:no
@HappyMatt12345
@HappyMatt12345 9 месяцев назад
I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD
@MikeAllrightChannel
@MikeAllrightChannel 6 лет назад
Momiplier “ you could be bit taller...”
@Egypt_Mummy
@Egypt_Mummy 6 лет назад
I'm in the boot NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Kristopher848
@Kristopher848 4 года назад
"maybe we should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee.." Me: no shit, Sherlock.
@mineking6391
@mineking6391 5 лет назад
Mark, you're not short and you are at a perfectly average height for a male. You have the world's support :3
@niche4829
@niche4829 6 лет назад
Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute! PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]
@austynlevi1258
@austynlevi1258 6 лет назад
Avalon Meade I'm literally on it!
@DarkGamerexe545
@DarkGamerexe545 6 лет назад
Idiots Relm I would love to see that! Where will you post it?
@austynlevi1258
@austynlevi1258 6 лет назад
Dark Gamer.exe not sure honestly... Probably DeviantArt (AustynLevi) and Instagram (austynleviart)
@woahhhhhh
@woahhhhhh 6 лет назад
Idiots Relm I really want to see that
@theinvisiblespoon6118
@theinvisiblespoon6118 6 лет назад
caustic synishade did it on tumblr
@fatherdaniel8923
@fatherdaniel8923 6 лет назад
And then he goes home and his wife (or husband) is like "Did you make coffee at the lab again?"
@AppleOfThineEye
@AppleOfThineEye 5 лет назад
"I've seen shorter people."
@VenomQuill
@VenomQuill 3 года назад
"Wade, say something nice." lmao
@svisuals4932
@svisuals4932 5 лет назад
*"Hippity Hoppity I'm so short"*
@dylansee7290
@dylansee7290 6 лет назад
Shortyplier
@ArixSage
@ArixSage 6 лет назад
_15 shorties to be exact ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_
@pencilpoet4167
@pencilpoet4167 6 лет назад
They called Markiplier "Todd Anthony Shaw" in high school.
@pencilpoet4167
@pencilpoet4167 6 лет назад
Look it up
@dokkannn
@dokkannn 6 лет назад
OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A BOOT UNDER THE DESK???!! Tiny plier!!
@carlbowman6699
@carlbowman6699 6 лет назад
Ahhhh ant😱
@starhunterwolf9048
@starhunterwolf9048 6 лет назад
Fudgin Pudim XD
@crazycriyt8637
@crazycriyt8637 6 лет назад
SCREAMIN' AND CURSIN' MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN?!?! Tiny Plier!
@broken6584
@broken6584 6 лет назад
Fudgin Pudim Lmao
@tutorydean8867
@tutorydean8867 6 лет назад
HA.HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@glitchxa2556
@glitchxa2556 3 года назад
14:14 that voice crack tho
@drfries
@drfries 5 лет назад
I believe I can fly I got shot by a pizza guy all I wanted was onion rings from McDonald's or Burger King I believe I can soar I got slapped in a grocery store even though I'm 24 I got an imaginary dinosaur I believe I can fall because I tripped by a bouncy ball
@bonniebunniegirl4000
@bonniebunniegirl4000 6 лет назад
"Why am I so shorty short?"
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 6 лет назад
Oh, so THAT'S why Mark had a SHORT temper in getting over it.
@thegojilegend3795
@thegojilegend3795 6 лет назад
Ha nice one
@marsoupie2119
@marsoupie2119 6 лет назад
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@thatssj3dude891
@thatssj3dude891 6 лет назад
very funny ha ha ha
@faith_in_kpop_2267
@faith_in_kpop_2267 6 лет назад
ugh! that's priceless
@AnotherDeadTransgirl
@AnotherDeadTransgirl 6 лет назад
I am a PERSON Hey. Can we cut Markimoo a little slack here? >
@d1gital.star.
@d1gital.star. 2 года назад
Mark saying Lynxium BEFORE Lixian was his editor: *Nothing* Mark saying Lynxium AFTER Lixian became his editor: Lixian: " You called? "
@sherbet3310
@sherbet3310 5 лет назад
“1, it looks too poopy to be coffee, and number 3, I dunno how explodium turned into coffee.” -Markiplier, 2k18
@Alexthatsnottaken
@Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад
That moment when you become so small your boot becomes your prison and you look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong
@voicehead
@voicehead 6 лет назад
that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump
@Alexthatsnottaken
@Alexthatsnottaken 6 лет назад
Mac_Tonight I hate when that happens.
@kittyleafdraws9602
@kittyleafdraws9602 6 лет назад
Mark I am a whopping 5'3" I'd be a goddamn fool if I thought you were short
@melodywrite9216
@melodywrite9216 6 лет назад
kittyleafdraws I’m 5’0”, feel tall yet? 😜😜😜
@ladygalaxy7396
@ladygalaxy7396 6 лет назад
Same. 5'3.
@Carter_the_Cryptid
@Carter_the_Cryptid 6 лет назад
kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.
@user-rk8kt6zu5q
@user-rk8kt6zu5q 6 лет назад
Actual short people unite!!
@boxofd0gs41
@boxofd0gs41 6 лет назад
kittyleafdraws 5’11”😝
@ryandubois3675
@ryandubois3675 4 года назад
The real people's club starts at 6'2" so you're absolutely NOT short in the slightest Markimoo.
@electroi.5403
@electroi.5403 5 лет назад
THERES A MARK IN MY BOOT!
@aurelionsmol715
@aurelionsmol715 6 лет назад
Markiplier: this is a game about a scientist who shrunk in height ...uhh... I thought you were planning to be an engineer.
@nakedsnake1774
@nakedsnake1774 6 лет назад
whizwhite 👏👏
@21stcenturybae
@21stcenturybae 6 лет назад
I thought markiplier would have liked the sound of explodium in the morning.
@Eiosh
@Eiosh 6 лет назад
XD
@youssefdoso7003
@youssefdoso7003 6 лет назад
Techno The Destroyer I
@harmonium5495
@harmonium5495 5 лет назад
I've been laughing so hard ever since he started shrinking!!!! IT HURTS!! I ALSO DON'T CARE IF I SPELT SHRINK WRONG!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: When he said to mention any games he should play, I thought of this game. Beyond Two Souls. PLAY IT!!!!!!
@furthings
@furthings 5 лет назад
You misspelled "spelled" lmao
@maxilz9447
@maxilz9447 4 года назад
yea it's spelled you misspelled, not shrink
@deadgrass2299
@deadgrass2299 2 года назад
You didn't spell shrink wrong. You spelled spelled wrong.
@jaredbaca9529
@jaredbaca9529 2 года назад
i like how he accepted his end 9:50
@keirstynkat
@keirstynkat 6 лет назад
"I'm in the boot" (loses all hope) *starts playing IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAY...*
@TheMegaGamingJoker
@TheMegaGamingJoker 6 лет назад
MARKS NOT SHORT!!!! Even if his mom said he could be a bit taller... XD
@jeejypeej
@jeejypeej 6 лет назад
*takes glasses off* How dare you complain about this family.. *shakes head* _how dare you.._
@1th_to_comment.
@1th_to_comment. 3 года назад
Video: Mark is not short: the game Me: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
@fruitiifinnii
@fruitiifinnii 5 лет назад
I had to come to a funny markiplier video after watching your 8 million special video, and I was basically balling my eyes out
@magentafoxrose1402
@magentafoxrose1402 6 лет назад
PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT!! 👍👍👍
@bantv3418
@bantv3418 6 лет назад
Elizabeth Santiago You Are Right 😍😍
@albanian2408
@albanian2408 6 лет назад
Elizabeth Santiago xnxx
@Rainok
@Rainok 6 лет назад
LOL Your funny
@JamesyHerald
@JamesyHerald 6 лет назад
You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.
@lingyan6901
@lingyan6901 6 лет назад
fun fact, taller people have shorter lives cus it puts pressure on their circulatory system. So yes, short height, long lives.
@JamesyHerald
@JamesyHerald 6 лет назад
@ling yan That's a bit sad actually, haha...
@therealnereusv4363
@therealnereusv4363 5 лет назад
12:30 Mark: Why i am *Shorty Short?* Me: I'm Tall
@user-ht6ig3ux1v
@user-ht6ig3ux1v 5 лет назад
Marks face at 9:38 killed me 😂😂😂
@justanotherfurry420
@justanotherfurry420 6 лет назад
You actually aren't THAT short, Mark. It's just that everyone else is too tall.
@Nick-sy2md
@Nick-sy2md 6 лет назад
logic
@cozysweaterinc.4523
@cozysweaterinc.4523 6 лет назад
RisenSatellite I’ll say I’m short or be like “hey I grew” and my mom will say something like “ you’re not that short, your friends are just giants”
@justanotherfurry420
@justanotherfurry420 6 лет назад
SMOLL BEAN Exactly, except both me and my mother are short. I'm already an inch taller than her but I fear in still gonna be a short stock totally not like Markiplier.
@asherring9605
@asherring9605 6 лет назад
Me: *sees title* Me: we know honey we know
@GrahamBurgers
@GrahamBurgers 5 лет назад
"How do I get big again?" _flashbacks_ *Revolutions all the time,* *people changing the world with crime.*
@Choujifangirl
@Choujifangirl Год назад
What would’ve made this funnier is every time he shrank his voice would get higher up to the point where he got stuck in the boot
@dredgenwar2375
@dredgenwar2375 6 лет назад
On a late Friday night, a new scientist named Mark was incredibly tired after a long day of chemical experimentation, so he used the lab equipment to make some sweet, delectable coffee. After drinking it, he felt strange, as if his legs were weak and frail. He soon realized that he was suddenly shrinking. Frantically, he started grabbing, fusing, and drinking every chemical he could get his hands in. He eventually narrowed his options down to one, Darkium. He chugged it down, as this was his final chance to save himself. It worked, to disastrous results. He grew back to his normal size, rejoicing the chemical. Then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his pituitary gland as it changed him to a bad person and corrupting his positive attitude. Finally, a strange black gas came out of his eyes and mouth, now known as Vantablack Gas. He collapsed and then flew up, floating skin to that of a ghost. This was the birth of a horrible physical manifestation of all of Mark's hatred, grief, and pain that would be known to us as Darkiplier.
@dredgenwar2375
@dredgenwar2375 6 лет назад
This is supposed to be an alternate-dimension origin to Darkiplier, if you wanted to know.
@lasthourofmay2153
@lasthourofmay2153 6 лет назад
I love this
@acreativename9186
@acreativename9186 6 лет назад
Skeleton Gaming H YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A BOOK LIKE I'D PAY MONEY FOR THIS
@Cryinghh
@Cryinghh 6 лет назад
When I heard "Darkium" my mind snapped to Darkiplier xD
@dredgenwar2375
@dredgenwar2375 6 лет назад
Melody Bean .3. :3, Thank you, that means a lot!
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 лет назад
Too many signing of calendars interrupted your growth.
@jessicalane1398
@jessicalane1398 6 лет назад
Zevastian 1991 why would he be growing at 28 years old?
@skylarquestionmark
@skylarquestionmark 6 лет назад
Zevastian 1991 your*
@Z-1991
@Z-1991 6 лет назад
Jesscar because he's Markimoo (?)
@projectreboot1720
@projectreboot1720 6 лет назад
Lol the title tho
@asriel6666
@asriel6666 5 лет назад
Mark: number 1 it looks too poopy to be coffee and number 3... Me: o.o what about number 2?
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 лет назад
It's too high for him to see it.
@dmanc6017
@dmanc6017 5 лет назад
The last time I saw this video I had the worst diarrhea in my life and this was the only thing to help me through it, that was last year. Thanks Markiplier
@ethanbbb2854
@ethanbbb2854 6 лет назад
I:53 Mark: "Why would a lab even need a microwave?" Me: "Umm, hot pockets duhh!!"
@rogerinlow2012
@rogerinlow2012 6 лет назад
I think I have let go of said hot pocket
@kelvindavila.2771
@kelvindavila.2771 6 лет назад
Lame and not funny.
@kaisikoenrolled8933
@kaisikoenrolled8933 6 лет назад
Hot pocket
@noelle.whydoineedalastname1300
Ethan Briones finally someone who understands.
@Spring2137
@Spring2137 6 лет назад
*MANS NOT SHORT*
@FraggBear
@FraggBear 6 лет назад
always tall
@fordsrest
@fordsrest 6 лет назад
Take off your heels. Mans not short.
@w.dgaster2563
@w.dgaster2563 6 лет назад
*MAN'S NOT SHOT IN THE THOT*
@glitchyt3234
@glitchyt3234 6 лет назад
kinda im 12 and im 5 ft 6in dude but pretty tall for most of my uncles are like theirty and im taller than them
@lordcypher5889
@lordcypher5889 6 лет назад
Well, I'm 15 and only 6'5, and I'm still growing. To me, everyone is short. P.S. It's not very fun hitting your head on literally everything.
@wren4now904
@wren4now904 4 года назад
"I am getting shorty short. Why am I so shorty short?!" - Markiplier 2018
@timothyroehm4307
@timothyroehm4307 4 года назад
This is so terrifying imagine being in this situation!!!
@accountofthebird
@accountofthebird 6 лет назад
Let me get this straight. RU-vid thought it'd be okay to give me a Logan Paul or Jake Paul or whatever Paul video notification, when I've never seen a Paul video in my life, but it didn't give me the notification for this video when I've seen all of your videos? Interesting.
@shea-lynfriesen3239
@shea-lynfriesen3239 6 лет назад
nut on ya titty RU-vid is fucked -_-'
@ayy.itss.emmaaa2584
@ayy.itss.emmaaa2584 6 лет назад
oh geez call the paramedics RU-vid IS DRUNK AGAIN
@monkeytank4243
@monkeytank4243 6 лет назад
And here we can see just how powerful money can be.
@accountofthebird
@accountofthebird 6 лет назад
Luisa Taiye Me too.
@accountofthebird
@accountofthebird 6 лет назад
Luisa Taiye lmao I figured I've done that before
@audreyegnew6758
@audreyegnew6758 6 лет назад
You are not short you're just surrounded by giants
@gracekeeney794
@gracekeeney794 5 лет назад
Mark isn't short. In fact, Mark is the tallest of us all and everyone thinks he is short because our brains would implode if we saw how tall he truly was.
@stephaniejensen9144
@stephaniejensen9144 5 лет назад
Markiplier is shrinking faster then James Charles's sub count
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