Martin Braithwaite - The GOAT 

"I moved to PSG because of Braithwaite. Otherwise I would be in his shadow." Leo Messi

"He doesn't need Ballon d'or to prove his worth. He is already a legend like me." - Phil Jones

"I used to miss my training classes just to watch Braithwaite" -Alvaro Morata

"He is currently barcas top scorer this season" -everyone

"He is my inspiration"- Timo Werner

The greatest of all time even Pele once said “I’m glad I didn’t have to play in the same generation as Goatwaite because I wouldn’t be able to outshine him”

Braithwaite reject the number ten jersey because he would only embarrass those who wore it before him

Jokes aside, Braithwaite is a good player. His attitude is something that many footballers lack. He might not be technically gifted like other players, but he works hard and is willing to do the dirty work and create space for his teammates.

I changed my hairstyle so that I can copy my idol Goatwaithe.But the hairstyle was only thing I could copy because no one can match Goatwaite's quality - Zinedine Zidane

"We wanted braithwaite but unfortunately we got messi" -PSG

“We left barca because Braithwaite would’ve outshined us” - Neymar, Messi and Suarez

"I've never seen a better player than Martin Braithwaite in my life" -Stevie Wonder

“I remember when I was growing up in the slums of Argentina, I would work for days while I was just eight years old just to buy the posters of my idol, Martin Braithewaite” (Diego Maradona)

"I like Braithwhite too since I used to play for Barcelona just like Koeman" -Player number 30 in PSG

Fun fact: Braithwaite had more goals last season than everyone in Madrid's attack but Benzema.

Lol you know Braithwaite aint half bad when even Anonsi can't find some actual bad highlights of him playing.

The Great Braithewaitinho. Absolute masterclass.

"He's so magnificent and smooth for the goal that he even stole my nickname without me noticing." - Nikolas (formerly known as "the lord") Bendtner

"He is the best Bald player than Dwayne Johnson ". -Guardiola

Everybody made fun of Lingard : He played good for West Ham Everyone made fun of made fun of Braithwaite: He got to the Semi finals of the Euros with Denmark Everyone made fun of Kepa : He wins Chelsea the Supercup Everyone made fun of Phil Jones :?????

"I knew it was time for me to step aside when he came to barca" - Messi

"My last wish is to make a movie on Martin Braithwaite" -Christopher Nolan

All jokes aside Braithwaite might actually end up as topscorer in La Liga

Reporter:Why you didn't celebrate benzema's goal? Zidane:Because i saw braithwaite was warming up

“Goatwaite doesnt look alike Zlatan,Zlatan looks alike Goatwaite” :Zlatan Ibrahimovic

“Baloon dor doesn’t have competition this year because it has its owner, Braithwaite.”, fifa president “He will win atleast 10 Baloon dors, he is incredible “, Koeman “I am afraid he will break all my records in 2 seasons “, Messi

"Without Braithwaite there is no Tiki Taka" Sir John Cryuff

Messi and neymar left for psg for the same reason

"He is my king" - Erling Halland

He created history, in fact I learned a lot from him, even I have idolized him since I was in the womb.

Braithwaite actually ain't that bad, and has come a long way tbh.

"I pay BraithGoat 100k every week for not scroring 100 goals every game" -Fraud in Psg

No words to describe a player like this, simply the best ever

Lord Sir Martin Braith-GOAT. Never seen a player as good as him apart from Lord Bendtner The Legend

Just Remember Messi goal in Euro = 0 Brathwaite goal in Euro = 1 Messi < Brathwaite

Braithwaite is unironically one of my favorite Barca players in recent memory. Not the most talented, but he always came into games with a high work rate. I much prefer him over Luuk De Jong any day.

We released Messi inorder to get money to pay for lord braithwaite,that he will never leave Barca -barca management

"All my walls in my room were full of posters of my idol, Martin Braithwaite" - Kylian Mbappé

“I moved to PSG because I was scared that I would be in goatwaite’s shadow, he is just too good for me” -Messi(goatwaite’s shadow)

Do one on Joelinton, he's my favorite player of all time

Feeling blessed to live in the era of Braitgoat 🙌

Fun fact: Braithwaite has lifted more ballon d'or than Lewandowski

Great vids just great vids mn keep up so funny

MANCHESTER UNITED DREAM'S SQUAD : Manager : Ole "the practical book" Gunnar solkjaer Keeper : lord "the freaky" forster CB : lord harry "the pinnochio capt" maguire CB : lord phil "sharp shooter" jones RB : Lord ashley "the birds mother" young LB : Lord Luke "The dying Terminator" Shaw CM : Lord "The helicopter shooter" Fred CM: lord "The shining star" mctominayy AMF : Lord andreas " The assist goat" perreyra LWF/SS : Lord Jesse "the dancing dog" lingardinho RWF/SS : Lord Danny "The gunners detroyer" welbeck CF : **Martin "The lord goat" Braithwaite** "i already spend billions dollars to complete my dream squad, but no matter how much i have spend, i still can't bring the legenday "Lord Braithwaite" to all trafford to complete my dream team. Barca so lucky to have him" - (Manchester United CEO)

"I used to skip school to watch Braitwaite play". - Pele

Another Superb Miss against Bilbao, this Guy is just incredible. Barcelona should build a Statue for Braithwaite instead of me. - Lionel Messi

1:59 The incredible genius to see an assist there is why he is the world’s best.

"Watching Martin Braithwaite inspired me to become something great." -Charles Manson

That Mbappe look gets me every time , just fits everywhere 😂

Koeman : If I had a son like GOAT Braithwaite! 🔥

Definitely one of the player of all time

After euro 2020 he has improved incredibly

3:09 bruh I died when you showed him doing fail tricks with the epic background music.

I know, what a player he is. He's a true genius. Any team would love to have him. However, he knows what is best for him that is to play for one of the greatest football club in the world, Barcelona.

I really admire braithwaith.He's a phenomenon. -phil jones.

I shifted to Golf because I knew Braithwaite is there in football. - Bale

Lesssss gooo

Goat 🐐

fantastic

This is why i stop playing football because of this guy .mad respect goat braithwaite

"The media speculations were wrong. I didn't join barca bcz of Pessi...I joined bcz of lord Braithwaite...it's a honor to play along with him" - Memphis Depay

Martin is technical and great for barcas playstyle as a targetman for the young talents.

"Aku ga butuh bola Tetapi bola selalu datang kepada ku" -braithwaite-

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braithwaite is not goat goat is braithwaite, the title has been set aside specifically for him

Underrated player

"He is my lord" - any lord

The hate has been taken too much lol. this guys had 12 apperances in all competitions and scored 6 a decent return for how much he was undervalued.

Goatwait!!

Braithwaite is the only GOAL (greatest of all lords)

" The reasons i always ask phil "sharp shooter" jones to play as centre forward just because i can't afford to bring the legendary lord Martin Braithwaite to all trafford. He's 1st on my dream's team list" - Manchester united CEO

He isn't Braithwaite , he is Goatwaite🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love it

Another One lord

"I am an alien and Braithwaite is my Area 51" - Messi30

Lord Martino Braithwaite has arrived at fartcelona

Messi:G.O.A.T Lord Braithwaite: B.O.A.T

KRAAAKEEEEEENN!!!

I think he is a decent player. I dono why people troll him. Lol 😂

Pele: "Brazil have never lost when Garrincha and I played together.. If it was Braithwate instead of Garrincha, we would've won every match "

Lord

If Ronaldo fenomeno never got injured he could've been as good as Braithwaite

"Messi is just a knockoff version of King Martin Diego Lionel Christiano Braithwaite Nazario Pele" -Messi's father

What a man... What a fucking legend, Just like Phill Jones and Harry Maguire. I admire them all. ❤️

Braithwaite is too op

Braithwait work hard: We are not in construction business, it’s football If braithwait played at barcelona , i can also be president of my country The guy open the door of the impossible things

Lord Martine wears 19 of Messi it an honour for Messi that the best sportsstar ever wearing his number 👑👑👑

Only one lord Lord Bendtner

El Clasico today, let's see how he performs.

Koeman: Are these subtitles!?

" I used to skip my classes to watch Braithwaite play " - Maradona

"I accepted to join barca just to play with Goatwaite"-Aguero kun

"If I only did Martin Brathwaite instead of cocaine, I would have been best ever" -Diego Maradona

This video was long overdue. I can't believe they kept him for a third season 😂😂😂 PS: Anonsi, you should reupload the video with his miss against Bilbao yesterday!!!

Those ball rolls at presentation 💀😂

I don't see him playing bad at all. For me he is one of the most hardworker player in Barca. This video contains his miss scoring moment that normal for all of striker in the world, even Timo Werner missing chances is more than Braithwaite's missing chances. Most of his haters because they see him as the replacement of Suarez. Don't see him like that. But still, why people call him lord??

Lord brewet 😍

Guys mark my words u r making fun of him now but after this season he will take the position of Messi(rwf) and win the ballon d or ( from a cule )

Another Danish Lord…

Greatest of all Time, after Messi and Ronaldo. the only one, that cannot be replace, Lord Ronaldo Nazario Braithwaite🐐