Mass Effect Legendary Edition | Liara reveals Tali's Dirty Secrets (RARE Dialogue) 

Legion having a gaming profile already tells me it had a soul to begin with

I love that Grunt's browser history just randomly has "sharks" at the end.

Tali: "Howdy, Shadow Broker." Liara: "I know your porn history."

Liara's trolling is second to Garrus! Garrus: "Could've sworn I heard him muttering "T'Soni" the whole time"

People keep calling it Cheating but Liara flat out tells you she’s too busy for a relationship and if you need companionship to find it elsewhere.

It’s both hilarious and kind of cute that Liara mostly just teases and trolls Tali by showing that she knows or can easily get to know anything, including the most personal info possible, but also doesn’t bring up anything that can really be humiliating or harmful for Shep-Tali relationships. She’s obviously jealous, but they are still both her close friends and I’m sure Blueberry despite her jealousy is glad that they are happy together. Really heartwarming, in fact.

Can all appreciate Liara and Tali's glowup from ME1 to ME3? They went from timid and unsure to badass and ready to take on anything the galaxy throws at them

Seeing that Leigon is a gamer I’d love to see someone replicate his voice and make a whole 30 minute video of him trash-talking people in a game and keep the events lore friendly to what you can find

See Liara, if you spent more time tracking Cerberus activity across the galaxy and less time tracking what sex positions Tali was learning. Things would have played out much better.

Tali tried to be coy about Liara being Shadow Broker and Liara clapped back with a classic "F*** Around and Find Out.' 😂

One of the worst things in the series (in my opinion, please Neptune protect me) is that you had such limited romance options in ME1, then they stop you from being able to continue that romance(excluding shadow broker dlc but you still can't get with your human bae), and then they introduce like a bunch of awesome characters to romance and it's like ok I guess we cheating then

I especially love how Liara is looking at Shepard when she drops Tali's search history...

Tali: It's as bad as I feared!

Speaking of browsing history, I walked up to Joker during one of the many talks, and it appears he shuts down whatever he was looking at before Cmdr Shepard walks in - first time I've noticed that, hilarious!

Y'all should look up compilations of Tali's conversations in this scene depending on squadmate and romance. Most of the relationship/former relationship dialogue before the dreadnought is really interesting. It's one of the only times Shepherd's lovers actually interact in a way that acknowledges their feelings for Shep.

I knew this already, because years before the Legendary Edition, my Shepard romanced Liara first in ME1, then went to Tali in ME2 and remained faithful to her in ME3, but I'm glad someone is bringing this info to light. Goes to show that even the selfless quarian girl has erotic fantasies.

Blueberry: (airs dirty laundry) Purple Pixie Dreamgirl: (defeated female leaves)

Well, considering Tali is roughly 24 years old by the time ME3 plays out, and Liara is 109 yo... Maybe be careful talking to someone 4x times your age? 🤣

Legion is basically Chat GPT with a Twitch account

"Listen, Tali. I love you like a sister, and am happy for you and Shepard. But don't try picking this fight."

I’m not Commander Shepard, but this is my favorite channel on the RU-vid.

I swear Mass Effect 3 is such an amazing game. The characters are almost real in how BioWare planned for SO many possible interaction scenarios depending on the players choices. Also, does everyone and their mother know Liara is the shadow broker? Lol

Not sure what Liara's agenda was to reveal that Tali's little secret but in my eyes it makes miss Zorah even more desirable.

i accidently ran into this and absolutely busted a gut laughing! this series is easily my favorite RPG series of all time.

Flirting with both Alien babes you say? 🤔

Liara pulls no punches, another reason why she's the ride or die dream girl

I've just recently finished playing the ME trilogy and started looking for videos about this awesome game and found this. I'm amazed to see that people value Tali so much over the other romance options, I chose to romance Tali while I was still in ME1 ( even though it was not possible by the time) and for some mysterious power I couldn't/ didn' want to change to any of the other romance options, even though they were very very tempting. I guess the voice actor for Tali is part of the reason, and there's also the fact that we don't get to see Tali's face till ME3 so I think the mystery around how she really looks like makes her more appealing than the others. Like, she already seems to be pretty under the mask, but not knowing how she really looks like just adds to her charm.

She's so cute when shy :D

Damn, wouldn’t it be hilarious to know everything about everybody 🤣

This is why I don't cheat on Liara. The last thing I wake up in an escape pod with a note: "It's been nice."

Expert on security, can't even secure browser history "We couldn't ask for a better expert"...

I think if you look close enough you can see Tali blushing.

Shep: •-• okey... don't mess up with Liara... writing this...

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That laugh at the end got me 😂

Aw, Tali is a conscious, sensual being and as such has needs like any one of us! :3

Didn’t romance Liara in ME1, did Shadow Broker DLC and romance Tali in M2, didn’t flirt with Liara in M3, and still got the dialog

Tali wanted to hit Liara more than that dreadnought lol

Poor Tali, she just need some.. love😅

Liara has become ruthless and I love every bit of that

Wow 😂 Thanks for sharing this bro 👍👍

It's funny how I have over 10 full playthroughs of the trilogy, and yet, every time I play it again, there is something new to see / hear.

This entire game truly makes me wish i was reborn to witness it anew all over again truth be told

Always shows how much care went into the writing of 3, in general. I keep seeing new dialogue lines in various scenes, that I've never seen before. If only they had been given a bit more time and leeway by EA to properly do the ending....

The one moment when Tali gets really embarrassed

For me is kind of funny because both are kind of awkward in the First Game, but then Tali became like a Pervy Girl and Liara like really Jealous one.

Legion trash talking in a MW2 Rust lobby: "Shepard Commander, you can suck these steel nuts."

No you don't need to cheat on Liara to get this dialogue. I remember seeing this when I romanced her and helped her become the shadow broker.

Liara's comments made Tali die inside...HARD...

Keep going man!!! 👍

Shadowbroker my ass, liara can’t stop telling people what she knows

I never romanced Tali in any of my ME playthroughs, yet I clearly remember this exact conversation. Are you sure Tali must be romanced for this to happen?

The laugh at the end is the cherry on top xD

Mass Effect is one of the only Mainstream game that I wish had a Harem option cause I like all of the girl for different reasons. Yes even Ashley. People say she's Racist but actually she's more like Dom, She all about Family and the crew of the Normandy are that Family from Wreks to Tali. If your in good with Shepard your in good with her. She's good people once you get to know her.

Haha great video!

I don' t think this is really a secret, from what i know a lot of quarians use the stimulator.

1:37 they way she just recoiled in shock

Wow never heard this before ! As a coincidence I am just playing (yet another) ME3 playthru and for the first time ever brought Liara along. But sigh I didn’t have the right back story to get this dialogue! I do have the suitable ME1 so at least I only have to go back to ME2 to try this lol

Someone did a comic of after you do Legions loyalty mission in me2, when Tali goes to confront legion they activate the nerve stim pro on the highest setting, and then just walk away.

Romanced liara ME1. wanted to continue in ME2. got the romance scene but she then got too busy being the shadow broker. Then I did the Tali quest lines and suddenly developed a keen interest in her and romanced her at the end of Me2. Started ME3 and Liara is all up on my face " like yeah so I can do my shadow broker stuff on the Normandy now. Want to carry on where we left off." I'm like" naah, you had your chance in ME2. Man is with Tali now" Almost felt like Liara would say "well where TF is she then" because she was no where to be seen for ages! I was asking the same questions as there is barely any mention of the Quarians for the first portion of the ga e

i always loved to read trough my crewmate history on the broker ship, it was hilarious

No way! I've read the browser history before but didn't think there would be voice lines haha

Ah my favourite quarian and team mate in m1-3

Shepard just standing there like "go on"

Bro how did you figure that out!? Amazing awsome work!👍🏽

Basically a portable magic wand

Jokes on you Liara, this just cements Tali as the proper choice between you two.

Tali is by far the best Waifu followed by Miranda, cannot help but love her troubled past. And then Liara, Ashley, and Jack.

That’s the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen in the Mass Effect trilogy 🤣🤣🤣

i was on the floor laughing when i read that memo about Tali poor Tali, the struggle is real

Imagine Liara, as Shadow Broker, getting feeds about Shepard and Tali getting it on, but couldn't do anything about it...

Favorite series of all time played it through multiple times (atleast 4) what else did i miss

You can get this dialogue without cheating on Liara too. I romanced her in Part 1, didn't romance in Part two and ronanced LIara in Part 3 again. Tali romances Garrus if you don't do in Part 2, and than it has the same effect: Had this dialogue in two playthroughs^^

Well she is the Shadow broker after all

interresting enough I managed to get that dialog on my first run in the ME3 Original, even without trying. Why, because thouse were my Romances. I didn't even realize that it was such an rare ocasion.

Tali really wanted some shepard pie..if she looked at all that..

Liara fully being Tali's wingman is such a refreshing change of pace for love corner resolutions.

"Did you know this completely ordinary, easily obtained, commonly obtained scene exists?"

It's funny that this was rare since I got this in my play through as I wanted to romance Tali in 1 but couldn't so I ended up with Liara and I'm the type to check everything so I naturally found that log

I wouldn't call going from Liara in ME1 to another character in ME2 cheating. With the Shadow Broker DLC you can make it pretty clear to Liara that the relationship is over before you do anything with anyone else.

That's pretty cool. Thanks.

The Snickers "ad" came at the perfect time... It was the first time I liked an ad on YT.

Somebody used those lines in a sample on a dance track but I can't remember which one it was! I was sure it was Mass Effect as it sounded like it but I could never remember hearing it in game, until now.

lol this just proves tali is best girl

"So you _can_ bite. We'll need that."

So Tali ordered some 'Adult' toys. What the problem is? She is an adult, and I'm sure *no one* did that during the 2020 lock downs (note the sarcasm).

grunt's search history was always my fave. Fucking "toochunka" and earth lizard

I never romanced Liara (Ashley then Tali all the way) yet I think I saw this. Also Liara knew Tali had a crush on Shepherd in ME1. Also Garrus jokes on Liara when you see a creature same race as the previous Shadow Broke by saying he thought it called her name. XD I love the 4 original aliens

NOT cheating. You were dead for 2 years, and she's not there when you wake up SSSSooooo.... it's safe to assume they've moved on while you were dead... AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHE'S THE REASON YOU'RE ALIVE. NOT CHEATING! Totally not cheating! I'm NOT having this talk again Liar... Wait... You're not Liara. I mean... I should go.

They were on a break!

I don't see hooking up with Tali as cheating on Liara. Even if you married Liara, it's until death do you part. Shephard died so he's totally off the hook. I was actually annoyed when the first game came out that Tali was not a romance option. I even replayed the game thinking I missed a dialogue option somewhere. I guess she was supposed to "off limits" due to being on a pilgrimage or was jailb@it.

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I seriously don't see how Tali's dossier on the shadow broker files counts a porn.

Savage truly savage

To be fair, Tali asked for it.

This is highly unethical of her. Abuse of power against members of her team, an outright stalking.

i would be surprised if tali wasn't interested in that stuff

Thats plays anytime you bring Tali and Liara on the mission. Doesn't matter if you romance them or not.

Hahaha... that was crazy!!

No wonder Liara is best girl, she owned Tali so hard I kinda feel sorry for her lol