Mass Effect 3 - Reaction of the all crew on relationship between Tali and Shepard 

😂😂😂

You made me laugh thank you

You made me laugh thank you

james: "cARry oN, have a nICE DAY" [eats own foot]

THANK YOU, EDI!

+palmieres and one of the worst written stuff ever

Worse kept secret..? The crew knows her lol.

It's like the whole Alliance know lmao

@@AlexS-oj8qf well admiral Hackett knows but the alliance well.....

@@arbiteras It's serviceable, in my opinion.

She should have answered "As opposed to a Collector"

Sniperwolf HD well... the collectors where also living protheans. so javik still has a point.

Não Muito Noob "Early stages similar to indoctrination, can guess captured Protheans lost intelligence over several cloned generations. Cybernetic augmentation widespread afterwards; as Protheans failed, Reapers added tech to compensate. Mental capacity almost gone, replaced by overworked sensory input transfers... transmitting data to masters. No glands, replace by tech, no digestive system, replaced by tech... no soul, replaced by tech. Whatever they were, gone forever. Understand now? No art, no culture, closer to husks than slaves. Tools for Reapers. Protheans dead, Collectors, just final insult." - Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2.

Não Muito Noob they weren't living.... What they had wasn't life but a similation of life.

+Zombiewithabowtie I can almost hear it in Mordin's voice.

But asari have brain baby’s with any race

He also said Quarians were considered beautiful too

He tends to troll. A lot.

@@greywalker505 he did tell Liara Protheans invented electricity.

Jealous, was he?

+linnes16 Reach and flexibility ;)

linnes16 He Jealous That His Best Friend Has His Crush

@@victoriasharpe1661 ever heard "joke"? i was making a joke, dont be so serious.

@@rinokumura7371 the fuck he said

Rin Okumura well he can always work it out with Doctor Michel

Well she can access the bugs and hidden camera Cerberus planted

Heh. Pervy EDI.

Rico Cintron Hey Rico!

Lucas Martinez Why do I see her saving video and/or audio files of such instances "for later"?

Like for a time when she'll get body?)

lRiddleMeThisl This one is the hero of Tuchanka and the Citadel. This one... This one... This one didn't read that far into the script...

Johannes Fritsche Hey idiot, that's how he talks in the game...

#renegade

It's a big stupid jellyfish that appears in the game. Small part, but funny as hell...

+Blasto This one concurs

I never got this line. Maybe I'm trying to read to deep into it, but I feel like there's a joke there that I'm supposed to pick up on.

+Armace47 Humans can't eat Turian chocolate. So she essentially sent him a box of stuff he can't eat, just to mess with him.

But...Tali specifically says it's Turian chocolate.

+Armace47 I assumed that the playful way she said "Oh nothing", was because she was amused that Garrus was being kind of romantically oblivious. He just assumed that the chocolates were a simple gift, and didn't realize that Michelle had feelings for him. Sending chocolates is a human courtship thing after all, not necessarily turian. But if you look at the Shadow Broker files on Tali's dossier, she's read allllll about "human courtship and mating".

szolar1 Hot damn, I think you just may be right! "She said she saw them and thought of me." Man, I was overthinking it. Thanks!

EDI: "She would like to play with your-" Shepard: "MOVING ON."

So she knew that the doctor liked him? I thought her reaction was about something different.

@@wolfwarlord9663 I was parodying the way EDI comments about Shepard becoming "physically intimate" with the others.

@@thomasbedient9191 I know, I'm just saying that I was confused about the way she spoke as she commented on the chocolate. I thought of a totally different thing but you helped me realize what it meant even if it was a parody

@@wolfwarlord9663 was it not Tali that tipped her about the turian chocolate?

lmfao

probably wouldve ruined hope at a friendship tho

Krunchy The Clown there is fanart with that

zander bro Link?

@@deadstareffect seriously? Awesome lol

Same here, for me Garrus is "THE BRO" in ME, i like other characters but he is "THE BRO" for me. And Tali for me is "THE WAIFU" if you get what i mean, i like others too but she is THE BEST AND ONLY ONE in my opinion. Just to point out the ones i prefer to romance are Liara, Jack, and Tali, the others are extras to me.

@@eiyu-okuroryokan2634 Damn right, Liara's amazing.

That's why he's the quintessential BRO.

He has so much charisma

Yeah his reaction is why he's my alien bro

Nate The Aussie Mordin is always the best.

The "advice"/mokery in 2 was priceless

You gotta give credit where credit is do.

“Someone else might get it wrong”

Shepard: *sarcastically* Thank you EDI.

I agree

And EDI wonders why Liara or any Asari will tell her some secrets.

James is honestly kind of an underrated character

James is too pure for moments like this.

This is funny

EDI: "... Javik has no hair." Javik: "Hair is a strategic weakness."

@Raydge{怒}Silverlight and burn it

Where was that in the game?

This would have been fun to watch..😂🤣👍🏼

*suave

@Eipril_47 proper grammar is timeless.

​@@ggmann13 that it is

Gosh I laughed.

Shes just a good ventriloquist

Little part of EDI is in that body. She's still on ship.

Omg, I just now realíze. xD

She's talking from the Normandy to include Joker. It's cute.

Similar event happens with Liara

@@dolly4359 Liara's is just petty though. she starts going on about tali having installed that nerve stim pro

@@jamesherb4384 She also points out that Talli purchased it using the funding for the Haelstrom mission.

Shes a bitch anyways, tali is best girl

@@Dragon_Lair Which would either be a misunderstanding or out of character for Tali. The same person who insisted on leading a dangerous mission, so no one else would have to - and who felt immense guilt on losing her team on said mission - misused/stole part of its funding to buy herself adult toys... Gtfo of here with that cringe. The devs literally just put that nonsense in to give liara any verbal ammo for this scene.

thought the same thing.

I literally took her on every mission I could hoping to hear her say another line. Any at all. Tali is just something else jeez.

I know and I hear it keep saying EDI is not as bad as Liara. Completely different view now.

Shepard has reach but Tali has flexibility.

@@campbellblk7484 and a shotgun for a immune system

Me, you, and about everyone else when EDI puts Shepard's and Tali's love moment on blast.

Have you seen Citadel? He has -10 experience with the opposite sex.

I dont get it either what did I miss.

Sam he failed to hook up a girl that was totaly into him.

If you romance Garrus as Female Shepard, you can notice how clumsly Garrus is with girls. The famous "I want to savior the last shot before poping out the heat sink" is one of the lines he says without thinking, and then realize how dirty it sounded afterwards. It's very cute, IMO.

Hes got the same struggle as Kaidan and Ash. Put up against such cool and colorful characters he seems bland by comparison but I like James a lot too.

James is more fun to listen than Kaidan, for me Kaiden was the most Meh character in the first game, at least James is not a balls sucker like Kaidan.

@@MrRatchet015 Even Ashley had here entire outcast-racist stick going on. Kaiden is just meh to me.

He had a good story and a good plot. But he was just kind of shoved in there for three, there was no build up and he was definitely up against more than he could handle. He didn't have the same two entire other games to build off of like some of the other crew

@@sparkyspinz9897 true, but i think kaidan and James really fill that role of just a guy youd be friends with i find them both rly cool, Ash is ash because i left her on virmire

***** Mark Meer is better no one cares for Female Shep.

Fred H You're wrong. I have played Mass Effect Triology over 20 times. I have tried male Shepard too but Jennifer Hale is way better than Mark Meer so I have played as fem Shepard always. She is so much better at giving the emotions on the scenes. I know many people who prefer femshep over maleshep

Fred H How old are you?

Cool story bro.

Cool story bro.

And took video footage, posting it on the extranet.

@@optimaltt6070probably included in the 7 zettabytes of explicit material that EDI sent to the illusive man

@@jeremylister704now I can’t get the thought of TIM being emailed a sex tape of Shepard and their love interest out of my head.

@@jeremylister704 but those 7 zetabytes belonged to Joker... did he fap on Shepard and tali? o_o

Javik: In my cycle there was no need forhelmets on non-atmosphere assignments. Me: Sure, I'll just open the airlock then. :)

Helmets are for primitivs :D

He likes throwing things out the airlock because he thinks everyone enjoys it as much as he does.

He threw his helmet out the airlock.

because oxygen's for primitives

Erika M Humm i was there when you both do your think remember just look a room and make it work ok? XD XD XD

If you don't romance Tali, they actually get into a relationship. If I ever get a Trilogy Edition of ME, I'm gonna make a save where I romance Liara just so they can both be happy.

I know. Still! Tali is MY GIRLFRIEND!!! ;p

MakarasTube You are going to have to fight a war over her if you want her. I would have fought that war too, in a different time, but my love for Mass Effect dried out quite some time ago. I think almost every person can agree Garrus could be a great wingman though, and if no one minded, he'd definitely be my wingman.

Conor Healy I wish they put Garrus in the new ME game, he doesn't have to be a companion, hell I don't even care if its just a cameo, just let him be there for one encounter that's it! If they manage to do this, then manly tears will be shed!

Sad thing is...you know if your Shepard dies at the ME3, that Garrus is gonna get that ass on the rebound...

Too risky for the whole team.....

I'll secure the docking area. Everyone else can follow me over

White Tatsu im late i know but roger that commander we will just stay here,you know quietly.

@@Drukasss Hang right, it'll just be a minute.

*Exactlyy..

We'll bang okay.

Commander Shepard love you boo 😘😘

The relationship between those three is honestly the best thing about the series for me.

Hey hey. Tali had a thing for Shepard. Not him. Besides in a different dimension Garrus' has FemShep... Which if you think about it is kinda weird.

@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 Yes, but Garrus and Tali get together if Shepard doesn't romance either of them.

no, no uber-mongol violent mairrage cermenoies here!!!

+james thatoneguy *ceremonies

Zed Zamorin lmao

Strange. In our cycles our in-laws kill us slowly and our spouses help.

lmao!!! :D Yep, u spoke my mind! LONG LIVE SOLO !!! ;P

I mean. Can you blame her? Scars are hot

Nah

@@fangsabre well who knew red haired chicks are into turians with badass scars, yeah i played with default femshep in ME3 ( although i use custom femshep with red hair and green eyes to romance garrus in ME2.) deal with it.

That was hinted at in ME2.

@@GarethOfByzantium it was hinted at in 1, lol

What the heck. I made plenty of jokes in other parts of youtube and gets like 2 to 3 likes, then I say some alien chick is hot and I get annoyingly frequient note that people like it. someone please just report the mentioned comment of mine as spam.

So…wait…you complain of the lack of likes on your comments…and then complain about the one that does?

Raptorman0205 The fact is that this one up there is not a joke at all. I really do find the alien attracti... you know what just forget it plz.

Suyoung Park Why stop? You've got thousands of people who can agree with you that Tali is attractive as hell. Myself included. No shame to be had =P

Ohh man... I'm in love with an alien...

Yeah, leave it to Javik and or Jack to be the rawest people Shepard ever had in his crew.

It's pointless because you can't reproduce that's why I think romancing Ashley is only viable option for the fake dead pro- I mean Shepard.

@@codyrawiri-pettit5526 miranda

@@EmperorDxD miranda can’t give birth. Only ashley, jack and liara can have kids with male shep.

@@EmperorDxD Miranda is infertile, she herself states this

Translation I wish I had Shepards girls

Except if you romance her in 1 and Tali in 2, then Ash gets very aggressive on Tali.

@@KasumiRINA Did the same but with Jack. Ash was smart enough to not ever say one bad word about Jack.

@@KasumiRINA Liara gets pretty catty too.

@@Liveforgamingman Jack is broken enough. You cant predict what she'd do thats why she wont say anything.

@@ladyselin35 true. But man is she a sweetheart if you romance her character in 2 + 3. She has a nice character development/growth. Just beat Andromeda and man, miss the writing from the original 3

Me too

I agree, but we'd still have Garrus & Joker, and they're always good for a laugh.

dethbreth8 Especially Joker, his name is appropriate to his highlights. From making a fake story for free beer to wanting Shepard to take pictures of Jack and Miranda fighting. Man I wish that was an optional choice I can do for him.

drunk tali is hilarious

How does the bro code apply to that situation?

@@nullhazard7569 Don't make a move on your bro's girl.

@@Shft-T4b Okay, then. I'll have to keep that in mind for when I have a bro.

I respect my boy Garrus, but Tali is my Shepard's huge crush, I can't let that slide. Seeing your bro getting togeter with your crush would be devastating af, even if u care about your bro. My boy Garrus still has a lot of chances with other ladies, he's such a cool guy (btw imagine finding an irl girl with tali's personality and her overall beauty, what a dream)

I love Garrus, but back da fuk away from the purple one bro! - Agama Shepard.

Ashley: I'M BETTER IN BED! Tali: NO I'M BETTER IN BED! And that's the alternate scene for the Geth Dreadnaught getting destroyed.

I never really triggered the catfight in my playthroughs, but Ashley cracking the "old times" line like she's a human, female version of Garrus... Yeah, it made me smile.

J. Corson To trigger the catfights and special events/conversations you need to have saved data from ME1,ME2,and then it will sink through ME3.

Muskateer OverDrive I remember. I just kept different Shep playthroughs on different saves when I imported. All that goes to say, I tried to avoid cheating on a given love interest -because the power of dat quarian ass compelled me- ... if I could help it.

J. Corson I don't blame you. If Tali ever existed on this world I would try to have a romantic dinner with her.

If you don’t romance any one don’t Javik and fem shep fuck then javik says I guess primitives are good for something

@@logandelaharpe6362 that is a possibility. it can also end with fem shep and vega, which, honestly, just comes across as all sorts of wrong, given how clearly uncomfortable he is about it

+Matthew Williams Its jarring, but EDI exists both on the Dr. Eva Platform and on the Normandy, but not at the same time as evidenced by the clip with EDI suddenly freezing up while EDI talks about the damaged tube.

Or maybe they ran out if time? After all, six months of production was shaved off so EA could get their high of greed. Its so easy to blame Bioware when you have no idea what happened.

+Velociraptors of Skyrim was it now? interesting. that would make sense in a way.

Matthew Williams Yeah.

There are a couple of scenes like that in ME3, where while talking to EDI's body Shepard will stop and turn to talk to EDI through the ship before turning back to EDI's body and start talking to it again.

Well Mordin has some excuse of him being a medic. After all,he gave Shep Quarian porn and lotion....

Her and Kasumi

Remember, EDI is the entire ship once Joker unlocked her shackles.

EDI hears and watches everything. There's no hiding secrets from her lol

@Nick Oxygen is for primitives.

Yes, they are. From Mass Effect 1 to Mass Effect 3, those two have always followed Shepard despite the danger. Even Liara and Wrex are up there as Shepard's second best friends.

More more, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus, those two get together

+TheStalker "gangbang cayman" 9;20

Ayyy!

Tali is a squirter and a screamer

TeamGavino THANK you, EDI...

Ashley really got the short end of the stick for 3, she's great in 1.

I didn't mind Ashley's character development in the Mass Effect series. She can be really coy and purposely holds back on revealing too much too soon but some of the way she reacts can be understood based on the context of the world she is living in. She's still better than Kaiden who I thought was the most underdeveloped companion in the whole series.

@@SeemsLogical i always let Ashley die, no room for xenophobs on my ship.

I agreed with you until the moment you started to shit on Ash. She is amazing companion

@@SeemsLogical you forgot about Jacob, are you?

MVQlech_67 i always choose a Male Shep for to nave the possibility to romance Tali

Garrus can always find another girl for him. It's not because there is a last minute hookup between them that he should be forever alone if you chose to romance Tali.

If it makes you feel better, “Citadel” lets you play “wingman” to him with a female turian.

For Garrus, he is the Turian brother to have if you got a male romancing Tali. For Tali, she is the best sister to need when you romance Garrus with a woman. In either case, those two are still at the top for most Loyal and best friends ever.

If you play Femshep it’s the opposite Tali is the third wheel.

Yet in the citadel dlc he sleeps with femshep lol

@@elenavaleria9943 Javik: "Alcohol is more powerful in this cycle."

Well he is the last of his race and new to the cycle.

Yes. He blew up a collector SHIP. That is commendable. Shepard did not blow up a ship. He blew up their entire base of operations. He went to THEIR HOME, KICKED IN THE DOOR AND SAID, "SUP FUCKERS?!" James is a badass. But he didn't accomplish the same thing as Shepard.

You are right, of course. Vega didn't make the same scale of difference that Shepard did, far from. Still, it is easy to understand why some would recommend him for the N7 after that.

Michael Sander Yeah, definitely. He DID blow up a collector ship, without a ship. Which would imply he infiltrated it and set explosives and detonated it from the inside. Pretty hardcore operation to undertake at the drop of a hat.

Didn't he lose all of his crew except for the one which wasn't really even part of his crew?

True, but so did Shepard for those players who said "fuck it all" and went ahead without upgrades... best answer I've got, really.

;;;_;;;

Look...a battarian 8.8

I agree. While he is a meat head, he is better than Kaiden. . . damn, Kaiden annoys me.

Exodus Taris Kaiden isn't as bad as Ashley tho

Astartes Master Remiel Both are boring af lmao

James will become N7

Having played through that, I can see how easy it could be for that to happen. I was a coward and looked up the best outcome, didn't want to make an avoidable mistake I would regret. You have my sympathy.

@@jarrodsteers8991 yeah I made that mistake . . . And hadn’t saved in like 40 hours so I had to restart because I didn’t have the points for it. Never again.