Matilda The Musical - Bruce - Lyrics!! (HD) 

"before he made a pact with Satan" my favourite part!

I'm American and a Dr. Who fan, and when I saw this show for the first time and they made the reference, I nearly screamed in the middle of the song xD Matilda is my favorite musical ever

Very happy to see the number of people happy about the Tardis bit! Best part of the song!!!

I'm obsessing over this musical and I want to see it more than anything, and listening to these songs is making me love it even more!! THANKS FOR THESE LYRICS!!

I was just in a cupcake eating contest, and this song was stuck in my head the whole time.

Bruce Bogtrotter Neville Longbottom Just... My mind makes the strangest comparisons

Please someone tell me that I'm not the only one who makes up choreography for the songs in this play.

My school choir is singing this song, they're so good I get goosebumps 😁

TARDIS!!! (Also they said...FANTASTIC!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!)

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Tim Minchin who wrote the music and lyrics

Before he made a pact with Satan and decided to eat my cake!!!! Best line ever

In year 6 for our leavers assembly we prepared the whole year to do Matilda the Musical. It was so good. And so much fun. I just remembered and listened through all of the song and gosh it brings back so many memories :’)

TARDIS REFERENCE IN A MUSICAL I'M CRYING

"Like a TARDIS" ha! What a very British show this is.

YAY!!! Two things i love: theatre/theater and Doctor Who!!!

at the beginning in the lyric video it says i an see a slice or even two but the words are actually a single slice or even two (i know because me and my sister were in the west end production( the young ones group about 5 years back) it was so fun i was lavender lol )

I almost exploded with happiness when they said tardis!

Got that song in my head all day!

"He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake!" Best line ever

this song plays in my head when I see a big cake

I like to imagine at the "ahhhhh!" Part that Bruce is just eating with his hands in a super messy way under a spotlight

''BEFORE HE MADE A PACKED WITH SATAN AND DECIDED TO STEAL MY CAKE'' at this point the audience lost they're shit. no srsly, I was there

A musical version of one of my favorite books of all time mentioning the TARDIS? I think I'm in fangirl heaven...

1:18 Me on the last day of school in year 7 eating a chocolate cake all by myself be like:

I saw Matilda the musical on the Wednesday just been for the second time this year and I will always love this musical

Kids :"or maybe your largeness is a bit like a TARDIS" ME: WOAH WOAH WOAH YASSSS MY FAVOURITE MUSICAL MENTIONED SOMETHING FROM MY FAVOURITE TV SHOW OMG OMG OMG

i dont know why but this song makes me so happy. the time when u find you have 10 minits...

Tim Minchin the one who wrote the songs for this play is a doctor who fan.

When your grandma keeps putting food on your plate

I might've screamed when i heard TARDIS...

I’m absolutely love Matilda ❤

My drama group is doing this and we have a show on Friday- we have to sing EVERYTHING in a cockney accent 😫😕

Does anyone else love the TARDIS line?

OMG TIM MINCHIN IS A DOCTOR WHO FAN.... This is why he's my idol.

When the girl says you can do it Bruce is that Matilda (by the way nice video)

Wonderful. Marvelous. It makes me so happy it gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine.

1:18 it says “a single slice or even two Bruce!” I know this video was made 3 years ago but I though I should point it out

I love how everything is about the TARDIS

the song properly starts at 1:12

Bruce is literally slaying in this

My brother is Bruce brogtrotter in matilda play.

Such a wonderful show, it gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine

THEY MADE A DR. WHO REFERENCE????

I did this song in primary and still remember all the lyrics

''OR MAYBE YOUR LARGENESS IS A BIT LIKE A TARDIS'' pls tell me its the tardis I THIN it is

When i was in this musical the kid playing bruce was really short and skinny but he did really good

Omg a doctor who reference!!! I must see this musical

There's a doctor who reference in there..

Guys you do not need to be a doctor who fan to have heard of the tardis. Everyone knows what it is

WHATTUP DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE

the funny part is I'M BRUCE

1:12 is about when the singing starts

I can't be the only one that thought she said "c*ck" lmao

Im going to see this in September- Listening to these songs is getting me sooooo excited!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!

That Doctor Who reference though-

YAY TARDIS

The Bruce eating the chocolate cake scene always terrifies me🥲

You guys all commenting do know that literally everyone understands the tardis reference??? Ive never watched Dr Who and I know

Lower intestine

Tag yourself i'm "Before he made a pack with Satan and decided to steal my cake."

thanks, i need this my musical theatre class is to this song!:)

These songs are still amazing for my end of year show I'm doing this

These 5 years this song have been stucked in my head

Ugh, stop it with the TARDIS stuff, there's no need to flip out just because a famous TV show got a reference.

My favorite line/s “headmistress he’ll be sick!!!!!!”

I saw Matilda The Musical on Board-way in NYC yesterday! OMG! It was amazing! I didn't hear the Doctor Who Reference - live... Because there were people talking right next me. So, since this morning I been looking for the TARDIS being mention - because one of my friends heard it... So yeah... I think you get the point. :) So, right when they said the mention of the TARDIS - *FANGIRING!* Also, did you know one of the actors in the musical is from "Doctor Who", too? XD

I love this one same with the revolting

did anyone else’s primary school make you sing all these songs in morning assembly 😂😂😂 sooo many memories listening to these 🥲

I went to see a Matilda musical (it was a jr version of Matilda)

I'm doing this song , revolting children, when I grow up and quiet in my drama company

2023 now

whelp this was awkward

No, she said "BEFORE HE MADE A PACT WITH SATAN AND DECIDED TO STEAL MY CAKE". But same difference, really.

I am Bruce in my Matilda play, we’re pretty good but the book they gave us didn’t have these lyrics

This song makes me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungry but I still like 👍🏽 it (sorry about all the o’s it just makes me super duper hungry because I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️chocolate cake 🎂 mmmmmmmm)

im playing Mrs. Trunchbull in my school musical and this helps alot thanks :)

hahahaha 'he should've thought of that before he made a pact with satan and decided to steal my cake!' god i love this musical ♥♥♥

TARDIS

I have to learn this whole song for music in 3 days at school

I don't think Lucifer could actually complain about his bad reputation in this case. He's stolen too many of Dan's puddings.😂

doing this for my school play this year - Your channel helps sm thanks

I'm doing this for my school play

1:11 Me. Me all the time.

you the man bruce

I am doing this in my school and my role is Matilda 💅💋💋✨

Miss trunchbull trying to be sarcastic Haha "its gives me a warm feeling in my lower intestines👌💅"

3:49 The flying cherry. 4:08 The cherry lands in Bruce’s mouth *Matilda gives a smile, staring into someone else’s soul*

Glad to see I am not the only Whovian watching this.

*A single slice There are a lot of typos in this-

I remember watching this vid a long time ago and preforming it at school

I'm doing the junior version. I got cast as Bruce Bogtrotter. My play is in august.

Like a TARDIS

Guys we gotta admit this song is fire ngl😭

Anyone from 2024 and did the maths the new Matilda came out 2022 not 11years ago

I got lyrics from _GOOGLE!_ Eat (he can't) Eat (he surely can't) Eat (he might explode!) Eat! A single slice Or even two, Bruce Might have been nice But even you, Bruce Have to admit Between you and it There's not a lot of difference in size He can't! (He can) He surely can't! He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!) He might explode! He's quite elastic He's going to blow, make him stop! He's fantastic, look at him go! I can't watch! I think in effect This must confirm, Bruce What we all suspected You have a worm, Bruce! Or maybe your largeness Is a bit like the TARDIS Considerably roomier inside He can't! (He can!) He surely can't! He surely can't! You are the man, Bruce! B-R-O-O-C-E! Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse For your immense caboose She'll call a truce, Bruce With every swallow, you are tightening the noose We never thought it was possible But here it is, coming true We can have our cake and eat it too! The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use No excuse, Bruce Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh- Stuff it in (Bruce!) You're almost finished (Bruce!) You'll fit it in Whatever you do, just don't give in Don't let her win Come on, Bruce, be our hero Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Bruce! You'll never again be subject to abuse For your immense caboose She'll call a truce, Bruce Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose We never thought it was possible But here it is, coming true We can have our cake and eat it- Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Ahh!

4:16 everyone remember to Favourtie lol

i’m so hyped to be miss trunchbull this february in my school play, it’s so exciting 😆😆

2:09 best lyric.

Can you please do the lyrics for Matilda Medley With revolting children, when i grow up Naughty and miracle you should find it somewhere on miracle it would really help because I am Miracle Solo 5 and Revolting child 1 and performing it at Royal Albert Hall soon. Thanks :)

TTSS is doing this for the gala a BIG show at a theta and I'm in it lol thx!