Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 128 - R.I.P. Orlando Bloom [May 8, 2019] 

This cast shows why its called Matt and Shanes and not Shane and Matts. Homie can carry a cast all by himself. This is the Shaman flaunting his magic.

It's insane how consistently funny these old eps are

Matt's like the cool version of Duncan trussel.

The Shaman carrying the poddy once again...

“This summer I might go get a couple of jobs and quit them” Matt is the best!

21:30 the poor mans bidet is an all time mccusker invention

“I need mine the exact temperature of a tongue” best line

Just. Pure. Gold. Hitting the old eps and it’s all just gold. Keep it up big dawgs.

"I'll fight the Grizz" really made me laugh for some reason.

Hearing Shane’s decline into depression is wild after knowing what all he’s accomplished so far in 2024. What a dawg

Organism mode yoooo. i legit needed to hear that from Matt today. I'm going into organism mode. Shit really aint that bad.

The poor man’s bidet is one of my fav ideas from Matt

shane wanting to kill himself the entire back half of the episode is so funny

“I’m logging my dreams. I’m ready to see the full picture” lol 18:00

Organism Mode: Engaged

Great cast by Elon Cusk

Reverse bidet concept currently has me rolling aroun laughing in my kitchen on a 10 degree winter night the day after a rough New Years. Holy shit god bless the young bull and sage

“You live your days like a nascar pit driver” is funny asf😂

They are the best of thinking of the most un thought of things to talk about that you would eventually think of 🤣

Shane thinking the CIA is on your side. Hahaha, open your fuckin eyes!!

matt enforcing shane’s theory that black people drive nice cars that are damaged, by putting his wife in his duct tape car

57:30. When Life imitate art and I realize Shane is the real life Saiyan Prince Vegeta

1:04:07 Shane repeating back “cer perts” 😂😂😂

The shaman used to get down back in his day

Not saying the uber driver wasn't in the military at all.. but he was telling tall tales lol

Thank god for Matt lol the dawg of dawgs 🙏🏻👊🏻

Yo. As a southern white man i got offended when they didn't know how to make kool aid. You definitely put sugar in it. Like 2 cups to the gallon. Maybe more.

27:30 “This is pure desert torture”

Matt says "nascar pit driver" like that's a real fucking thing lmao

Great pod

21:33 lmaoooo that’s my fuckin DAWG 😂

hangover cure = chipotle and a blunt rolled in hemp. your welcome

I love how matt takes everything he hears from anyone at exactly face value. Even when some schlub in an uber starts talking about how he was a totally sick badass who was with the CIA in the mideast.

No jaguars in Africa fellas

This is how we doo ittt! 😂😂😂😂

it was the pack of cigarettes

It's pronounced jagyewarr not jagwire

1:05:38 Nelly might come... *Phew*

Kirk minihane (podcast jesus) on barstool, and this cast, top 2 pods. Not even close. Shane and Matt funniest dudes around

Hilarious Matt thought he’d get a shop to rig his bumper cover back for $50, lol Better carry that to the used tire place in ghetto sir, legit shops won’t touch it

Shane’s takes dont age well at all

You put your feet up on the tile.....or vinyl if your poor 😅

For all the dawgs that see this...Tires is coming back. They are shooting it right now

yeenas xD

Matt definitely got lied to by that Uber driver

Came for Shane, stayed for Matt

Shane barely holding it together while Matt just comes out with some of his wildest shit. Amazing.

Shane definitely did coke the night before lol

Hit the vape and confront your daemons

A French Bath? In France they call that La Manœuvre de L'anus Éclaboussure McCoauxciér

I got so high on Rick Simpson oil (RSO) that I convinced myself that I had aids. I've done several drugs and the most fucked up I've ever been was on RSO.

I love hearing Matt mispronounce something. I immediately get excited and wait for Shane to make fun of him in a few seconds

I LOVE shain but Matt is fkn goated

Organism mode 😅

God bless Matt’s Uber brigade driver

Not adding sugar to cool aid is crazy

Matt try a f****** shower hose dude, laying on your back and scooting your a****** up to the spout is f****** wild

Holy shit these 2 didn't know that you add sugar to Kool aid wtf 😂

I'm not sure that I've heard Shane laugh the way he did during Matt's exposition about his reverse bidet. 😅

So happy for the boys they aren’t poor anymore.

1:04:45 Matt remembering his audible account is loaded with literotica

14:19 Shane struggles letting Matt get away with saying he was eating like an animal, after talking about black persons diet's

Why are you around a cactus 😂😂😂

the french bath episode

Biological / Hormonal reasons for fatness are pretty BS. My grandmother has a disease where basically her thyroid doesn't work at all. She's a plump lady despite being active, but fuck that 500 lbs scooter BS. You will note that there weren't any fat victims of the potato famine or the holocaust. Mysteriously, not a single "I'm fat no matter what" person was there.

I call troops!

“Pure desert torture”

That’s nothing dude I’m gay and I have what amounts to a power washer in my shower it’s a detachable hose that thing will blow your tomorrow shit out today . I think that’s the slogan on the box . You do need a removable shower drain though that is not on the box.

Troops on that guys level don’t drive Ubers they do private security and are consultants for private security. Also bomb defusers are very aware of boobytrapped doors . I had an Uber driver tell me he was from New York and I asked him one question about New York and the dude was just lying for no reason i didn’t even ask where he was from he just offered a lie weird.