Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 156 - How to be a Praya [Nov. 26, 2019] 

Shane absolutely turns into Phil when he’s defending his drinking 😂😂😂

The Pearl Harbor conversation🤣🤣 "It was two planes right?" "Did you...What?" Do you think Pearl Harbor is 9-11. Hilarious lol

Top 5 ep. The weed vs alc banter was incredible. Matt calling shane to stand over the boiling alc, Shane calling Matt’s beaded bracelet a dope smoker’s blackbelt. The boys were on fire here

“Hey Tim it’s Matt”

“that junk in the Washington post” this is one of the best podcast episodes I’ve ever heard

Matt not knowing about Pearl Harbor is insane to me but it makes sense

God I wish I could see that professor's face when he listened to Matt's voicemail lmao.

Hearing them say “pot pie” 16 times in one minute was funny

Shout out the dawgs studying the old test once again

“I made a pie” “What’s has in it?” “SOUP!”

Matt accusing shane of being a stinking drunk is so damn funny

As soon as Matt said it smelled like alcohol BO upstairs and asked if shane had been drinking i knew Shane was gonna get sooo butthurt and not let it go 😂

Lmfao at calling the professor 🤣

Shane drinks 50 BLs a week and is offended when someone thinks he might have drank alcohol recently

1:10:11 “no you weren’t you got cabinet wrong”😂

That argument at the end , with Shane getting accused of alcoholism, was intense 🔥🔥

27:50 the moment when shane's gay anxiety takes over

Lol the accusatory duel 3/4 through is so good damned funny

Matt was close to getting Shane to cry at 1:49:00 (starts at 1:47:00). Shane needed a hug from his little kid self, not the other way around.

God damn I love this cast! I've already listened to this before, but I'm double dippin like a true dawg

Matt’s sound effect for an AR-15 is hilarious lmao

"Who gave you that bracelet? My friend, Whats your problem? They better be dead" 😂

a few episodes ago they were talking about banana bread, so i got my mom to make some. maybe i can finesse a pot pie now...

Matt "Heres the secrets of universe" McCusker

Best part of the poddy starts at 1:20:50 Matt are you on the dope?? LoL

Yo. Guys....pot pie?

Matt thinking that Pearl Harbor was a false flag committed by two propeller planes is the most hilarious revisionist history ever

Shane's reaction says he was drinking the night b4 .

Who let the Dawgz out?

Tim heard that voicemail and pulled a Phil Gilly… “Hwat the hhhell?”

Priest fleshlight is genius!

Spuder-man: No Gay Home Spoiler the turdlin steals Aunt Bay

The 50-50 No 33-33-33 Argument was so funny

It’s actually the opposite I think because meat pies were made before fruit pies I believe but still the same premise like some dudes getting ready for dinner of a delicious meat pie and then takes a bite of berries like “what the fuck is this?, did you pick all our fruit just to make this?”

K well it's obvious Shane was boozing upstairs midcast

I’m thankful for you guys

Matt talking about hugging his younger self legit made me tear up at work, and then the judge entered the chat and I shamed myself.

one of the best eps. between the european history, the religious satire, weed vs alc, and the thanksgiving stories. classic ep.

Might be the best cast to date

5 Minutes in, the DAWGS are firing on all cylinders with this one

It ain’t a summer camp, I was a guide at an outdoor therapy program and that shit is metal

Clash of the titans in this ep boys

If you drink every night and have more than 3 especially? You're sort of definitely an alcoholic. I'm one. Not on Shane's master levels. But there's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic until you're like 45 i think

That’s hilarious that Shane’s big brag back then was “I’ve gone on the road with BIG JAY… and there’s been times when he hasn’t buried me” lmao like what??

The history with Shane episodes are straight up fire ! 🔥🔥🔥

The 2nd half of this episode is fuckin hilarious. Shane's an alchy and Matt's a dirty dope addict 😂

Bring back the prank calls!

One of the best episodes I’ve heard!

“Come on baby”😂😂😂

46:12 😂😂😂 fleshlights and holy water

Hey Tim it's Matt. Bahahaha

Bro this was my peak covid

Unbelievably hot start to this one. Up the Dawgs

Teacher what is dog brain? - does it mean basic? Eat, sleep, bark, bite, wag your tail, hump your leg? Or.....?

Beezer & The Turd sounds like a radio duo that's actually sick

True priest player is an underrated bit

The o-line is bad and Wentz is good. Freezing cold takes.

Idk what’s worse. Shane drinking on the job or Matt being a dope fiend. Either way, my heart is broken.

“A nice casual lock-in”

Yo the inquisition has been notified on this one

Church talk is relatable

Pearl harbor double F

What’s in it? SOUP

To try and claim the potato famine wasn't genocide is absolutely fucking insane.

Swiss Guards rock Mac 10’s. They is gonna feck you up

I like when i found out how cool i was at 1:41:01 , I knew but its nice to have it confirmed

Outward Bound

Lol storm the Vatican

1:49:40 😂😂 dont worry about it

1:06:26 😂😂 scrabble slurs

33:16 After the latest episode there is no doubt in my mind that’s exactly what the elites are up to

I dont drink often and you most certainly can smell booze in the system 2 days after.

CABNET!!

Sun worshipping lmao we ain't never heard that in the hood 😂

After the argument at the end I can say with 100% certainty that Shane definitely drank that alcohol🧐

26:20 professor phone call

Hahahaha fucking classic

1:44:00

Soldier drugs or draft dodger drugs. Nice

37:40 holy shit thank you Matt. Parents are fucked lol

Yeah my😢

Top 5

1:20:53

1:02:45 The Mccuskers' hatred towards waps never fail to bring a smile on me

1:20:54 😂

Mofrickin burda

Around 1:47:20 a daemon takes over the drunk

Classic

Trump didn't go to Epstein island, he flew on his plane to NY once.

The Catholic shit talk is unnecessary and disrespectful. I grew up in a Protestant cult unnamed. Forced to be there and be abused until I was 17-18. For a while I thought I was atheist and anti religion. When I was 20 I attended my first mass and started religious education classes. The Catholic Church has helped save my life. While I don’t agree with everything they say or do overall I’m happy to be Catholic. Other than that good job 👍 🫡✌️

Matt, that Yale professor in fact doesn’t have your digits. If you really wanted that moke, you should have left your number.

Mbb

He doesn't know about pear harbor, and can't spell cabinet...okay...

Dude i went to one of those camps. It's called wilderness therapy. Fuckin wild.

Ive watched like 200 of these

Yall know OJ son did it? (BCT) but true