Matteo Lane: “I Wish White Women Wouldn’t Drink on Tuesdays” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar 

He handled a heckler the only way he knew how. Through the power of improvised passiveagressive muscial stylings

Hes so right about the one gay rule.

This guy has incredible energy. Even when the jokes aren't that clever he kills, really special talent

When a gay dude does an impression of an even gayer dude. I'm dead

I’m always in awe of Matteo. A true renaissance gay. Very talented in all his trades- comedian, digital artist, opera singer, hung Italian stallion of my dreams 👀

The pharmacist joke is funny but my pharmacist actually knows drug interactions and what I'm allergic to better than my Doctor. So they can wear the coat. 😆

He's right; Starbucks' Pike Roast is just burnt beans that taste like sour garbage.

“i FiNd iT iNtErEsTiNG”

I'm here for the white women slander in musical form

Slithers into the conversation.

I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. His energy is Incredible!

He's the only guy I've seen in a while who makes mustaches with no beard look hot

"ok Jafar." I don't know why but that sent me!!😂😂🤣

This was the literal best stand up i've ever seen from Matteo. Please more improvised musical roasts lol

Damn his set sounds so fluid and spontaneous

He's outstanding! He nailed it.

As a pharmacy student I felt attacked 😂

Not gonna lie, I feel some type of way when I see people wearing non prescription glasses. The feeling is jealousy.

This guy is KILLING IT! So much improv talent!

This dude's delivery is 10/10

Now I can’t get “I wish white women wouldn’t drink on Tuesday’s” out of my head, lmao! Brilliant!

I fucking love Matteo's stand-up, and I have a feeling Becky and her friends were being loud and annoying the whole night and the other comedians who went before Matteo were cheering backstage during that song

If you ever spent any time in Italy, you know that Starbucks is to coffee what Melania is to Michelle.

He’s so right about Starbucks and what he says about more than one gay is so true... “Well why you wearing those glasses?” True about the lab coat too!

Matteo is a star. I love him. He should be at the top of the comedy charts. Funny, insightful, electric, and killer hot. He's a star. C'mon, world. Give this guy his due!!!!

Sounds like he should be Rodger in the live action American dad😂😂

"Now you're all gay." Is now my final sentence before leaving a conversation after making people laugh.

It’s always a Becky.

As a pharmaceutical technician I can tell you that there is a lot of chemistry and science involved. There are medicines that we do made on the spot - depending on the pharmacy, if it has a lab. There is a lot of external use medications that need to be custom made for come patients. We receive what we need to make and then make it based on percentages provided by the doctor. We have 4 types of chemistry including analytical chemistry where you would have a solution of unknown content and you need to figure out what is in it. It was hard but quite interesting. We also learned a lot about anatomy, physiology, biochemistry and yes, we did have to learn actually about medication. What chemicals are good for what in what percentages. So you know, for example, interactions between different medicines, medical conditions etc. Pharmacist is not just a person selling you medicine, we are schooled for a lot lot more. We even can make some very strong drugs, but for some compounds a doctor of pharmacy must sign off when you take the amounts, and when you sell it.

Starbucks seems like good coffee to people who haven't had good coffee. Same way Jack Daniels seems like good whiskey to people who haven't had good whiskey. Some people are stubborn though and stick to the bare minimum of quality because that's how they grew up.

Deadass funniest set I've seen in a while

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: Pharma Cist!

"He slithers in" lmfao

There was a blind taste between McDonald's, Dunkin Donuts, and Starbucks. Coffee and Frappuccino were the subjects of the test. Starbucks came in third every time.

Eh, idk if he REALLY needed to put that last part into song form. But at the same time... my mans has an amazing voice so I don't blame him for putting it out there at all.

I've seen big time comedians that don't make it look this easy... Damn this guy is good

I love his jokes! 😍 Btw, pharmacists where white coats bc the board in the 70s or whatever was pretentious. Hence they started calling themselves "doctors of pharmacy". Not my words, my bosses! - a pharm tech

His energy is amazing...nice set

As someone who recently dropped out of pharmacy school I appreciated that pharmacy joke! XD

he‘s funny and man he can sing!

There is no science going on back there 😂😂.

This is by far one of the best comedy sets Ive ever seen

1- The majority of work a pharmacist does does not really require a lab coat, but to be fair, neither does working in a lab. It barely protects your clothes and it's prone to stains. Though there is some level of protection from having another layer of clothing protecting your skin from harsh chemicals. People in medical professions wear lab coats more for the prestige than for any sort of necessity. Some pharmacies are known as "compounding pharmacies" which means that they specialize in making personalized medicine and their workflow involves more lab-type work. Community pharmacies that people are familiar with on the day-to-day also do small levels of compounding, because some things, like antibiotics, have a short shelf life if they are pre-mixed and it makes financial sense to mix them as needed. Pharmacists also offer immunizations pretty much across the board, so there's also that. 2- Pharmacists are required to get an associates at a minimum before applying to a 4-year pharmacy school, but many people do their bachelors first, so it's 6-8 years of school. Everyone graduates with a doctor of pharmacy degree. This change in education requirements is relatively recent though, so older generations will have a 5-year bachelors degree to practice pharmacy. 3- There are a lot of medications. The pharmacy industry is constantly researching and adding new medications to the list. I just searched out of curiosity and it looks like there are 4004 approved drugs and 6354 experimental drugs and pharmacists are responsible for staying current on that information. Pharmacists are experts in drug therapy and a lot of schooling focuses on how drugs work in the body, counseling patients, research skills to be able to find answers to more difficult questions doctors may ask, etc. Pharmacy technicians job is usually to prepare the prescription and the pharmacists job has more liability and is more to protect the patient from harm by catching medical errors that could have occurred in the pharmacy (they double check the medication is correct before dispensing) and that could have happened elsewhere and they have to call doctors to alert them of unsafe drug interactions or allergies that they maybe weren't aware of when they were prescribing and correct the issues.

"your job is as real as this glasses" daaayum! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died there!!

Everything I’ve seen from him is pretty memorable. He’s doing his thing and it’s great. 👍🏻

He's really good ...I hope he sticks with it

This clip gets better and better everytime I watch it.

i want to see more of this guy, hilarious

That "..slithers into the conversation part" LMAO

I gotta say this was some of Matteo's best work. Fucking hilarious wish I could have seen the whole set

he is absolutely the most natural comedian i have ever seen. bravi bravi!

He’s hilarious!!! “Lowest level of drag” 🤣🤣

"Now you're all gay" is a great way for a gay man to end any set.

I wasn’t expecting him to hand out bars like that.

This is all the energy I want and need in 2020 💖🌠😂

He's growing in confidence and stage claiming. Plus he's getting charmer😍💪

Drag name: Farma Sis

this guy looks like the gay version of andrew schulz

I was living in Downtown Seattle (Belltown) near Pike Place Market with thee “First” Starbucks. He is so right! 😂😂😂😂. He is amazing!

This is great. I would love to do stand up one day. Feeling all inspired. 😛🤣

Singing: 3 Freesrtyle bit: 6 Comedy: 9 Mustache: 10

this guy is hilarious!! would love to see him live

Yo Matteo stay killing his bits lol he needs a special

Their espresso is decent but they put 2 shots in both a med and a large...and their coffee is overroasted.

A stand up comedian says that something is a made up job. I love it.

SO happy I live near the Comedy Cellar and can go there and see acts like this so often.

He's great lol good energy

Matteo is the funniest gay comedian on the planet... and he’s hot AF!! 😍

Dammit, I legit was thinking the same thing about pharmacists yesterday...while waiting in line for pills. 😂😂😂

Mr. Lane, "The Read", was on Point!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

That set was so much fun! Great job!

“Alright Jafar…” DEAD!!!!!!!😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

I just love this guy.

Matteo's always a good time. lmao

Perfect date is NOT April 25th, it's any day having cocktails with Matteo, people watching, and laughing. Wish List! 🥰

Why isn't this guy my friend ? , he is so sassy I love it !!! His comedy is perfect satirical , smart and most of all funny , his observations are top notch . I hope to see more of him in the future .

He is brilliant my goodness laughed so hard at this!!

The pharmacist bit kills me!! LMAOO

Well there’s an upside to having insomnia I’ve never seen this guy before and I am obsessed immediately also worth mentioning I’m from New York so I am 100% feeling this bit

I was a pharmacist for half a century. Yes, I'm old--and retired. I wore a lab coat when compounding. Sometimes I wore a mask and gloves and occasionally I would gown up. Not all pharmacists compound, but those who dispense always want to avoid unnecessary exposure and contamination. I hope you never need to be exposed to some of the drugs I've had to handle. If you do, I hope that someone exercises due diligence, so that you can live to be as old as I am--and still laugh.

When you or a loved one have a doctor who prescribes a drug that interacts negatively with another drug and the pharmacist views your medications, sees the potential interaction, and has a tech call for doctor for a drug that won't lead to major discomfort or death, then you'll understand how they earn their lab coat.

I LOVE Matteo… oh my.. just the right energy and so so darn smart! A real treat. Where is HIS special?

i like how he goes from starbucks to sbarro, like he remained within italian franchises only

everything about this! 💕💗💖🧡💛💙💜💚 way to handle a heckler! that was a corner move... lead them to the ledge, them push them off 😂🤣😂😅

There is chemistry and science, you’re wrong. “Alright everyone, you’re responsible for people’s lives.” Fakest job: Stock Broker.

0:17 "You don't take a 💩, you LEAVE a 💩!" -George Carlin

I love his energy!

One of the best comedians I've come across in a long time!

He has NO stage fright. I love how comfortable he is! If I were a gay male I would legit stalk this dude. He’s everything.

You were born to entertain and make people feel happy and smile! You belong up there 💋🥰

“Ok, Jafar” 😂😭😩

I ADORE MATTEO!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“Alright everyone! How many pills do you see?” Gets me EVERYTIME! 😂 That voice

“It’s THAT” 😂😂😂

HE CALLED TGE BITXH JAFARRR!!!!!

Okay damn, I wasn't sure until the end but he's got some legit chops--both in comedy and vocals

"It's THAT...so...."

The Pharmacy joke had me rolling.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love this Guy LOL XD !

this guy was on fire this set