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@alethealopez4475
@alethealopez4475 7 месяцев назад
I love how Emma loves everything that Matteo hates lol
@oxiary
@oxiary 7 месяцев назад
its like watching two magnets with the same poles repel each other lmao i love itt
@meetmeinva
@meetmeinva 7 месяцев назад
Matteo goes to “Lululemon” should be next (it’d be an instant classic).
@dawngonzales6721
@dawngonzales6721 7 месяцев назад
Yessssss!!!! I second this!
@kendrabeavis9340
@kendrabeavis9340 7 месяцев назад
We need this
@JeanineFollette
@JeanineFollette 7 месяцев назад
Omg absolutely yes
@gffff68u
@gffff68u 7 месяцев назад
Once went on a date and we entered a Lululemon. The sales woman asked what we were looking for and this little twink said, "Oh just to spend exorbitant amounts of money"... I left.
@nycveggiemama8555
@nycveggiemama8555 7 месяцев назад
Yessssss please!!! ❤
@zpiral112358
@zpiral112358 7 месяцев назад
matteo is THE biggest food snob i've ever come across 😂
@JeffTaylor-tr7my
@JeffTaylor-tr7my 7 месяцев назад
Yes. AND I love the way you said it.
@zpiral112358
@zpiral112358 7 месяцев назад
THANK you
@janokaiser3952
@janokaiser3952 7 месяцев назад
He hates Olive Garden, though so I respect him.
@zpiral112358
@zpiral112358 7 месяцев назад
​wrong, nick was right the whole time
@augusts1
@augusts1 7 месяцев назад
Yea he is but I respect his taste. He has a super sensitive palate & once you taste amazing food, it's really difficult to go back to just regular food. I have a super sensitive palate too so I get it. It gets really frustrating too when you can't find something that measures up to high quality. I deal w/it especially with coffee. It's difficult to find good coffee let alone coffee that is made well. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so I could just eat/drink anything & enjoy it. C'est la vie.
@greysunset4935
@greysunset4935 7 месяцев назад
“I know gay men who look at this as a challenge” 4:01
@gretaweiss6802
@gretaweiss6802 7 месяцев назад
Oh my fucking god 😂
@lol-ro2ef
@lol-ro2ef 6 месяцев назад
he knows the fisters exist
@mladyisthename
@mladyisthename 7 месяцев назад
Matteo saying "horrible" like a true New Yorker now
@undertheumbels
@undertheumbels 7 месяцев назад
We do like potions!!😂 I used to drink green tea while I smoked cigarettes because they "canceled each other out."
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@IjeomaThePlantMama
@IjeomaThePlantMama 7 месяцев назад
Oh God, the logic 😂
@alakajim
@alakajim 7 месяцев назад
10:29 “Ugly, lumpy fruit” is what they called me in college.
@KrystyneY
@KrystyneY 7 месяцев назад
Try to buy that lumpy orange on line, and it's like $23!
@heathermcauley6764
@heathermcauley6764 7 месяцев назад
Emma saying certain foods are bought because it's food for who you aspire to be only to throw it out after a while of not even remotely coming close to making what you bought it for is amazingly funny and relatable, love seeing Matteo with Emma, hopefully he does these trips with other people cause its funny watching them play off each other!
@hillaweeeee
@hillaweeeee 7 месяцев назад
He just CANNOT stop himself with the Liza Minnelli can he?? 😂
@jetjet6560
@jetjet6560 7 месяцев назад
Now I want a full special from Matteo and Emma just talking about groceries 😂
@Otakuako842002
@Otakuako842002 7 месяцев назад
Honeydew melons are delicious and apparently very underappreciated, I used to buy Fairway Market's (a New York based supermarket chain) organic honeydew juice and I used to make organic honeydew sorbet. I think the issue is low quality honeydew melons are forced into fruit salads taking up more space from oranges, strawberries and kiwis.
@SillyTube9
@SillyTube9 7 месяцев назад
“Me and my wife make our own water.” 😆🤣😆
@mllink
@mllink 7 месяцев назад
I have to stick up for the lumpy bumpy oranges... They are fantastic. Super easy to peel and really yummy.
@teresasavi8821
@teresasavi8821 7 месяцев назад
I was just coming on to say the same thing. The easy peel is a big appeal for those. Yummy
@raleighmann3368
@raleighmann3368 7 месяцев назад
Best oranges ever will always be "Honeybell" is you ever see them buy them, yummy
@IjeomaThePlantMama
@IjeomaThePlantMama 7 месяцев назад
​@@raleighmann3368ohh i think i got some of those at the Asian grocery. Are they like super super juicy? I need to get them again
@jessdoesyoga
@jessdoesyoga 7 месяцев назад
that orange thing with hpv had me dying 😂😂 and emma’s like “my dad had one of these on his back” 🤣
@charlesstewart6191
@charlesstewart6191 7 месяцев назад
The Elizabethan ruffs around the pears, are to protect them from bruising
@pavelmedbery3055
@pavelmedbery3055 7 месяцев назад
The fruit roast wasn't something I knew I needed in my life. Brilliant material from both of you.
@Raherin
@Raherin 7 месяцев назад
"DRAGon fruit..." Ah LOL
@paulgeary6511
@paulgeary6511 7 месяцев назад
GOOD 1! I THOUGHT 🤔🤯 THE SAME THING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫸🏻🫷🏻🙏🏻 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😂😂😂
@kelseyyyyyyyy9852
@kelseyyyyyyyy9852 7 месяцев назад
the funniest part is that he didn't know the name when he said that
@paulgeary6511
@paulgeary6511 7 месяцев назад
@@kelseyyyyyyyy9852 I KNOW! HE COULD'VE NAILED IT!🤔💭🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😎🤣
@robbob1866
@robbob1866 7 месяцев назад
I love the quick cut away after Matteo said "I know gay men who look at this as a challenge" about the pineapple 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nicob2063
@nicob2063 7 месяцев назад
The Sumo Mandarins look wild af, but they are so so good!! I feel like a 90 year old woman recommending citrus fruit LOL!
@niram.3350
@niram.3350 7 месяцев назад
honeydew melons are so good 😭😭😭 cantaloupe can go away
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 7 месяцев назад
Nice to see Emma with Matteo. I loved their podcast. By the way, Emma's looking fabulous!
@selectiveattention7426
@selectiveattention7426 7 месяцев назад
"We like potions." YES.
@AustinJSchaeffer
@AustinJSchaeffer 7 месяцев назад
Please make a million of these they are SO GOOD dude I am obsessed. Everything about them is perfect.
@ButterflyLoverGirl
@ButterflyLoverGirl 7 месяцев назад
Please have her on your channel more often. This is the sarcastic comedy duo I never knew I needed.
@LCB_Meyneth
@LCB_Meyneth 7 месяцев назад
3:20 as someone who works at a wellness co-op the phrase "we like potions" sums it all up perfectly
@lakemi
@lakemi 7 месяцев назад
I guessed $32 for the maple syrup and I converted it from CAD to USD and it's $23.78 USD! I'm weirdly proud of myself.
@SillyTube9
@SillyTube9 7 месяцев назад
Those weird-looking oranges are in fact, AMAZING.
@AarontheModel
@AarontheModel 7 месяцев назад
I almost spit out my drink at that “let’s judge other fruits” convo😂
@Mayabee321
@Mayabee321 7 месяцев назад
I die every time Matteo does his Liza Minnelli impression 🤣
@Guevon_Pajaro
@Guevon_Pajaro 7 месяцев назад
This is PEAK. and Matteo, I know you keep getting compliments on it but I can't help but pile on: your beard really does look amazing. Love the look. Wish I could cut/style mine that cleanly/nicely
@Blueeyedsailor369
@Blueeyedsailor369 7 месяцев назад
Emma is looking soooo good
@sabinasullivan7926
@sabinasullivan7926 7 месяцев назад
Right??? so happy she's been doing well
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 7 месяцев назад
thank you!
@mickauls_
@mickauls_ 7 месяцев назад
I MISS YOU TWO TOGETHER
@quantafreeze
@quantafreeze 7 месяцев назад
Ive been missing the podcast! These two are electric together.
@thisjustin95
@thisjustin95 7 месяцев назад
"...and that was the beginning of my dental problem" 🤣
@marcelogorenman3253
@marcelogorenman3253 7 месяцев назад
7:35 um...when I was a kid I loved cherry tomatoes so much my mom would have to take the container away from me so I wouldn't eat them all in one sitting. I guess I'm a serial killer...haha.
@nirik8823
@nirik8823 7 месяцев назад
Ive missed these two together! Inside the Closet is still one of my favorite podcasts this was such a treat
@masonedwards
@masonedwards 7 месяцев назад
“It’s not like they went to Fiji to grab it” (when referring to the red kiwi)? Ummm, hello? New Zealand? 😂
@masonedwards
@masonedwards 7 месяцев назад
And ooph, the side-eye at 7:55 😂
@masonedwards
@masonedwards 7 месяцев назад
What kind of person prefers to eat Granny Smith apples!? 🍏 Matteo! I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 disappointed! 👏🏼
@woland7218
@woland7218 7 месяцев назад
I don’t like how the bananas are hovering over the pineapples
@joshuataylor3550
@joshuataylor3550 7 месяцев назад
Gay fruit
@bonniegrrl
@bonniegrrl 7 месяцев назад
BEST tour of Whole Foods! Love that Emma revealed her mom's Whole Foods fruit shame! Too funny! 🤣
@irishcreamirene
@irishcreamirene 7 месяцев назад
We miss the pod!!!! 😭 I needed this
@regina_filange2.0
@regina_filange2.0 7 месяцев назад
Every time I see Emma being adorable, I go into a mental fan-fic spiral and imagine she's still Beth (from her role on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) and living her best life ❤😊
@isabellablau_2
@isabellablau_2 7 месяцев назад
love you two together! love how you somehow have the OPPOSITE but THE SAME taste
@artismagical
@artismagical 7 месяцев назад
Love these two separately and now chillin together!
@Alexardelean89
@Alexardelean89 7 месяцев назад
I love her! She’s so funny. I wish she did audio books.
@carlypanekkk
@carlypanekkk 7 месяцев назад
I LOVED seeing you guys together again after binging all of your podcast episodes during quarantine!
@cowslaw
@cowslaw 7 месяцев назад
11:46 summarizes this entire video perfectly
@Esther-ps3vx
@Esther-ps3vx 7 месяцев назад
I am a Trader Joe’s person. I have been to Whole Foods only once. I love you videos.
@jamiecovello2830
@jamiecovello2830 7 месяцев назад
Trader Joe’s 1000.647% for me lol
@teresasavi8821
@teresasavi8821 7 месяцев назад
TJ’s & ALDI’s are owned by the same company now. Based in Germany I think.
@SofritoinmySoul
@SofritoinmySoul 7 месяцев назад
Mateo isn’t a food snob. He’s just picky and annoying about it. Remember, he likes those simple and repetitive pasta dishes with like three ingredients ❤❤❤
@zzizahacallar
@zzizahacallar 7 месяцев назад
I miss In The Closet. It was good watching you both ❤
@michaelmatar7136
@michaelmatar7136 7 месяцев назад
Reunited never felt so good. Love you both together.
@gfiremusic
@gfiremusic 7 месяцев назад
So much fun!! Thanks Emma & Matteo!! 👸🏻💕🎶
@lillianlasher7157
@lillianlasher7157 7 месяцев назад
You and Rodrigo got married?!? I'm so excited for you! (I only recently discovered you after you collabed with Gabi Belle, don't come at me if you've been married for 40 years. 😄 Been working my way through all your videos.)
@chelle_ham
@chelle_ham 7 месяцев назад
I caught that too! I thought they were just dating.
@DanielRomero-fd2gj
@DanielRomero-fd2gj 7 месяцев назад
[Emma drops unpaid watermelon] “I failed the challenge 😮!
@jennhansonxlove
@jennhansonxlove 7 месяцев назад
Matteo is so close to a million subs!! 🥳🥳
@carolineseguin-ro5vt
@carolineseguin-ro5vt 7 месяцев назад
So fun! Thanks so much for turning down the background music, it was so much more enjoyable to be able to hear you both so well. Loved it!
@tonywestbrook3169
@tonywestbrook3169 7 месяцев назад
Liza Minnelli for pizzaz apples is the thing I didn’t know I needed in my life!
@karenrobinson4926
@karenrobinson4926 7 месяцев назад
Sitting here in the tub just bustin’ up 😂
@genericandroid5611
@genericandroid5611 7 месяцев назад
Can't wait to catch you two live again! 🤞🏻 #Closeteers
@SK1MD
@SK1MD 7 месяцев назад
Every sentence Matteo had to say was hilarious. This is what I live for. I'm addicted.
@christinaburubeltz2904
@christinaburubeltz2904 7 месяцев назад
Totally love that you two went to Whole Foods commentary as always a super funny. However, you spent so much time in the produce section. The store has so many other really cool and super weird products maybe do a part two and go explore that. I’m not sure if your Whole Foods there has a clothing/ pharmaceutical section, but that’s always fun to go look at
@friendlyporkchop
@friendlyporkchop 5 месяцев назад
the story about emma's tooth in the protein bar was fucking hilarious, but in all seriousness i hope she's okay!
@angiem7459
@angiem7459 7 месяцев назад
I love how you have complete opposite opinions on almost everything! Also your commentary on honeydew is spot on!
@notl33t
@notl33t 7 месяцев назад
this is me and my queer friends on any errand--love it
@jamesdaley4967
@jamesdaley4967 7 месяцев назад
🤣Damn! It took me so long to get through this. Had to pause because I was laughing so much. I was eating and had to stop. When you do these store reviews, it's hysterical! I wonder how much you couldn't use. Matteo, you're the best! Stay blest!
@sammytabby8832
@sammytabby8832 7 месяцев назад
Love the gas station(AM/PM) cookies😂😂😂
@Pandaliciousness
@Pandaliciousness 7 месяцев назад
Yyyaaaassss Emma ! I miss the podcast so much !!
@mrgagaddict1
@mrgagaddict1 7 месяцев назад
Emma is fun
@Ibuddy66
@Ibuddy66 7 месяцев назад
I miss you and Emma on the podcast! We need it back!
@deptofcarstereorepair
@deptofcarstereorepair 7 месяцев назад
best apples are cosmic crisp. Tried cosmic crisps when they first came out a few years ago and I will never eat another variety of apple.
@DesertRat1997
@DesertRat1997 7 месяцев назад
Me, who shops at Sprouts weekly and has tried every exotic fruit capitalism is able to ship to my location, watching you question what a dragon fruit is: 🥴
@DesertRat1997
@DesertRat1997 7 месяцев назад
Also Macintosh is the best apple, Granny Smith is a close second. Since Macintosh are seasonal, I eat Granny Smith more often though.
@jsesteves
@jsesteves 7 месяцев назад
Matteo Lane likes green plantain???? ugh could this man can be even more perfect
@kimberquirky
@kimberquirky 7 месяцев назад
I am right with you about cantaloupe and honeydew. They CAN go extinct. I love fruit and when I meet other people that turn down grapes, bananas, oranges, berries etc and then one day show up with a honeydew my face is cracked! lol “honeydew?!? Your fav fruit is honeydew?” 😂😂 also, when honeydew or cantaloupe IS PERFECTLY RIPE is two things: delicious AND SHOCKING bc it’s so rare! 😂😂😂
@MistyMightBeManicShaklefor7416
@MistyMightBeManicShaklefor7416 7 месяцев назад
Holy shit I bit into a refrigerated tootsie roll & it pulled out a tooth😂😂
@justinbrain
@justinbrain 7 месяцев назад
Him doing his lesbian "I'm looking for something sweet and tender" reminded me of the PNSexplosion days. hee.
@Mau24ef
@Mau24ef 7 месяцев назад
Funny how they're like the exact opposite of eachother! #encore
@drewb5845
@drewb5845 6 месяцев назад
“Would you like my Italian butter?” 😂😂
@MrsZee-mt5vz
@MrsZee-mt5vz 7 месяцев назад
I can listen to Mateo as Liza doing literally anything!
@ErinNava-ze1ro
@ErinNava-ze1ro 7 месяцев назад
Super miss you two together! 🩷
@margaritakraynova63
@margaritakraynova63 7 месяцев назад
"I want soft and sweet." Lesbian "I want hard and sour." Gay That's amazing 😂 don't worry, Emma, I too prefer soft and sweet!
@actionfx1
@actionfx1 7 месяцев назад
Matteo Lane is out here living his best Miss Coco Peru life while shopping at these stores 😂😄
@gretaweiss6802
@gretaweiss6802 7 месяцев назад
The pineapple convo was…enlightening 😂
@jdchy6181
@jdchy6181 7 месяцев назад
im crying at how they dragged honeydew the poor fruit lmaoooo 😭
@KrystyneY
@KrystyneY 7 месяцев назад
I love Emma's hair!!
@stepps511
@stepps511 7 месяцев назад
Matteo, I saw you last night at The Kennedy Center...if I wasn't hooked before, I am NOW! Hi Emma!
@Aximill
@Aximill 7 месяцев назад
I loved how the crowd reacted to Florida.
@matthewmorassutti449
@matthewmorassutti449 7 месяцев назад
I’ve missed Matteo and Emma content 🥹
@Liz-in8lu
@Liz-in8lu 7 месяцев назад
“This is like a Shark Tank episode” 😂👌
@C_M_R
@C_M_R 7 месяцев назад
I moved from Upstate NY to Texas years ago and Whole Foods was the only store close in quality to Wegmans. The 365 store brand is quite good.
@julezonyabrain
@julezonyabrain 7 месяцев назад
Matteo I just watched Upgraded! Bravo to you for your small part in this movie.
@petraliverani1247
@petraliverani1247 7 месяцев назад
"We like potions."
@jimmitch9673
@jimmitch9673 7 месяцев назад
Love this joke shop trips. Can you go to Home Depot? Take Mr Grouchy Blouse with you
@KrystyneY
@KrystyneY 7 месяцев назад
That would be great. I would live to see how much Nick knows about tools!!
@ragarcon
@ragarcon 7 месяцев назад
The Cookies from Metropolitan Market are the BEST
@Katief0811
@Katief0811 7 месяцев назад
I am straight but I think the same way as Matteo with pretty much everything . I watched him eat the date cake and I said ok, if he likes it then I will try dates because I hate them but then when he made the face and said nope, I automatically said, well I’m not having it 🤣
@HannaBenana
@HannaBenana 6 месяцев назад
I've never felt so self conscious about liking cherry tomatoes as a child.
@EmmaWillmannComedy
@EmmaWillmannComedy 23 дня назад
😂😂
@annmarie4906
@annmarie4906 7 месяцев назад
Yay, Emma!
@ozzy1267
@ozzy1267 7 месяцев назад
Missing the “inside the closet” podcast! When is it back?? 😢
@ml9867
@ml9867 7 месяцев назад
You need to find your nearest Wegmans grocery store and get their chocolate chip and sugar cookies immediately. They're very good, but just make sure they're fresh.
@whenthoaye3338
@whenthoaye3338 7 месяцев назад
The duality of lesbian woman and gay man is just hilarious to me
@Greg07623
@Greg07623 7 месяцев назад
Check out the Protein Bakery on W18th Street - never buy a protein bar in a supermarket again😋
@Zenithx3
@Zenithx3 7 месяцев назад
Whole Foods is Super Sunny this time of year - oh you brough Sunglasses?! Phew.
@pearlsanguine2060
@pearlsanguine2060 7 месяцев назад
Dates are disgusting. I'm completely with Matteo on this!
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