Matteo Lane & Nick Smith Do NYC Christmas 

It looks like Matteo going shopping with his high maintenance rich mom 😂

Nick belongs in a Vogue cover.

As a straight man, there is nothing on this planet even remotely as funny as 2 sassy gay dudes roasting the shit out of anything and everything.

nick walking around sounding like squidward looking like cruella is my spirit animal. so much joy from this gent

Nicks impression of the old man makes him sound even more like Paul Lynde what an icon😂

Nick does look like a Tim Burton character 😅 Merry Christmas to you both and thank you for providing so many laughs this year. All the best for 2024.

Nick is feeling his 5th Ave housewife fantasy

Matteo and Nick are always such fun and never fail to dissapoint. 😂❤

Funny enough, on the topic of Home Alone, they translated the name of the movie in Brazil to “Esqueceram de Mim”, witch literally means “they forgot about me” 😂😂 it really denounces the parents neglect to Kevin’s whereabouts if you think about it

Nick is dressed to enter the Matrix 😂

You put KETCHUP on hotdogs and you're too good for Olive Garden? Oh honey. Nick has been redeemed, it's a Christmas miracle.

Nick, your apathetic disapproval is reminiscent of every Italian Christmas ever! Thank you for that! Love you Matteo. Buon Natale e Buon Anno! 🇮🇹🎅🏻🎄

For Christmas this year I want a time machine so I can see Nick as an 85 year old....it is going to be SUCH a hoot !!!

the only holiday film i will be watching is this

The way that girl in the pink coat and headphones looked at nick when you two stood in front of the ice rink 😂

I love Matteo and Nick's cynicism with Home Alone. My life would be less rich without their holiday snarkyness.

My favorite part was when you guys scared the window displays away. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year fellas!

Sunglasses on an extremely overcast and obviously chilly NYC day, I love it.

Nick is like “I’ve never met this Deli Worker before.. don’t touch my coat!”

Nick's look is so good here, I love the fur trench-length coat 🧥

you two are so cute together. nick smith is an elegant giraffe

According to anybody who raises sheep, the shepards usually keep watch over their flocks at night during the spring because that is when sheep are usually deliver lambs. Hot dog with ketchup? Gevalt!

Uniqlo’s base layers are SO WARM, aside from that it’s ridiculous to have the display go with the damn elevator 😂

I would take a walking tour with Matteo and that glamorous giraffe

your personalities perfectly complement each other for these videos. thanks for the holiday content! merry xmas.

It would be a very wise choice to put Matteo and Nick in charge of luxury brands marketing & visuals 😎 ❤🎉

Matteo and Nick.., you both are wonderful! Thank you for all the laughs this year!! Wishing you a happy Christmas ❤️⭐️🎄🥰 and all the best for 2024!

I’m living for Nick’s coat.

I think it would be a blessing to be their friend. These guys seem like people you can rely on for a upfront answer. Have a happy new year ❤😊

I don’t know if you can hear us because we’re dying of Carbon Monoxide right now … NEW YORRRKKKKKK 😂😂

I’m as straight as the day is dumb And I feel Matteo is my soul mate. Hotdog with with only ketchup? Dbz reference? 🖤🖤🖤 I love you man!

nick is radiating a vague disney villain energy

10:06 absolutely crying at this woman putting on literal earmuffs to avoid the ice princess convo

I could watch 1 hour of this.

I want to watch Mateo and Nicks boyfriend have lunch.

Please host the New Year’s Eve ball drop!!! OMG it would be the best!

You guys could make a FORTUNE doing comedy tours. I know my way around NYC, but I'd still buy a tour because you guys are such a hoot. (and so lovable)

The display just rising to the heavens while they are talking killed me😂

Someone needs to say it. Nick is God's gift 🙏 Merry Christmas Gents ❤

You two always bring a smile to my face.

Happy Festivus! Thanks for this wonderful, entertaining tour of NYC. 🎄

Matteo an Nick are incredible together. So funny

You and Nick seem so fun to be around it'd be awesome to meet you one day however I feel like Nick would make me cry 😂

The way new yorkers order food is mesmerising to me

Another fun video ! Mateo does not like astrology but nailed the correct sun sign for the Dec 25 th birthday !

I love watching both of you. I have never been to New York, thank you for the tour. I bet Christmas time is amazing there.

It’s Mateo in a North Face and what looks like an empty book bag for me 😅😅😅 According to Nick, Mateo did not get the memo! 😂😂😂

I could watch an hour of this.

Matteo not liking astrology is the most refreshing thing I heard in a while. Thank you

The zoom in on the zamboni while talking about Michelle Trachtenberg sleeping with the zamboni driver… incredible

Matteo Chicago Born and getting Ketchup on your hotdog. Hahha loved the video

I love that as Matteo puts on more layers his hotness diminishes, but Nick becomes hotter. Nick is wearing the hell out of that coat and sunglasses.

Happy Christmas boys! Always love to see you together and I'm really enjoying the 15min pods

I live that mateo is besties with irl squidward. It’s just makes sense for no reason ❤

You both make me laugh so much, my insides exploded from wetting myself

This was a fun video! TY for showing us NYC during Christmas season - everything was beautiful

I cannot believe it. The Christmas spirit has infested Nick. He seems almost happy. Well fa la la… love this video you two. Mary (sic) Christmas!

Nick’s ensemble is doing the most and I am here for it 👏🏼🫰🏼

“Ok good we’re done” I wish I could vacation with Matteo 😂😂😂 we would be IN AND OUT!!!

Oh my lord the conversation about the birthday of Jesus is literally me every year around this time. I am crying laughing so hard at this. "Sit UP!" dying hahahaha

Joe Says: As an Astrologer AND an Artist 🎨 - I LOVE ❤️ What Christian Dior has DONE Here!!! And Matteo would at Least "get" Astrology (if not actually LIKE It) if I sat down with him to Analyze his StarChart! Also - watching Nick WALKING [AGAINST the flow of Traffic] is the perfect illustration of WHY Matteo describes the cab driver who left them in the dust for being "Too Gay" - I laugh at that joke every single time I hear it, and Nick's Walk may be the funniest thing in this Video, IMHO... THIS makes me want to watch "Breakfast At Tiffany's" again - or some other movie full of NYC's iconic sights... a HUGE THANK YOU AGAIN to Matteo for bringing us JOY! You ROCK, Man!

I love it when you two team up

Thank you for this. Merry Christmas 🎄 to you both. Much ❤love

You fellows banter and holiday window tour in Manhattan is funtastic. Thanks for spreading cheer.

I wanna see you guys explain NYC to Nick’s family. I just feel like that would be a funtiviity.

Hahahahahaha, you two are like those two old muppets in the balcony. . . . . .just grouchy and sarcastic but like . . ..gayer!!😂😂😂

Thanks for taking us on your stroll. You’re 💯 on the Rolex window. Thanks for showing us the windows! So many comments/physical gestures that I had to replay 😂 Love Nick’s bag. TY for the beat from the Street ❤ Buon Natale!

Such fun, interesting idea to look at the windows of the shops! As a person who lives in a small town it is interesting to see the shopping madness.

I love these guys!! And the fact that suuuuuper hot Matteo so often wears these REALLY unflattering, unstylish jeans:))) Just love it!

*Nick looks like Neo if he was in the Gay Matrix*

Nick looks amazing! The sunglasses, the bag, and that fantastic (real) fur coat. Nick, you wear it well.

As alway, you two had me in fits of laughter. I didn’t think the windows were very Christmassy. Merry Christmas to you both from San Francisco.

"About to take their last breath, but its CHRISTMAS!"

This is all I wanted from Santa for Christmas this year. And every year. 🎄🎁❤️😂 She could wear the bird ornament as an earring.

I loooooove the aside to explain the winter solstice Pagan roots of Christmas to Nick 😂

You guys make me smile and right now I find it really hard to find reasons to not end my life, thanks for being one of those reasons ❤

Not the Michael’s ad playing right after this video 😂 you are correct on the Rolex window vibes.. they need to get their act together... thanks for the wonderful 5th Ave Christmas tour and the sparkling commentary as always✨ Happy Holidays, you two!🎄 🕊🕊

Matteo spitting facts on Christmas is everything

This is by far, BY FARRR MY MOST FAVOURITE MATTEO NICK video EVER.

Every minute of this, it's gold!

Merry Christmas, Mateo and Nick! Love every single video you post here!

Merry Christmas Matteo and Nick!❤

Fa-la-la, fellas! You both look great! Nick, you MUST order that "Berg" coat!!! IT IS Y-O-U, THE BEST!!! Matteo, your voice is super good, as always!!! Want to wish MY 2 FAVES a very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy & Prosperous 2024!!! Wildly adore you! ~♡~

I loved seeing the boys laughing and joking together for a change 🥰🥰 I’m in love with Nick’s coat and glasses ❤. I want both of them,even though it’s too hot here for the coat,I’m prepared to sweat for fashion 😂😂

I adore you two! Merry Christmas - wherever you are! 🌲🎅

Jesus was born in the summer he gives off big Leo energy to be honest hahaha 😂

Thank you for the smiles 😂❤

Last Christmas my mom forgot to pick me up at JFK after flying in from Dublin.I had to take a taxi all the way to Central Jersey. So a few days later I was watching Home Alone 2 and talking to the tv, in front of my mom saying, "Don't worry Kevin my mom forgot me at the airport too, I know how you feel." Sidenote: As a kid growing up in NYC, my siblings and I would get so excited taking the subway from Jackson Heights into Manhattan. Our favourite part was seeing the Macy's windows. But as time went on it became so crowded and I started to loathe going into mahattan,just too crowded.

I wanted to see more windows, I have never been to NY so this was a treat! Thanks for showing us around. I do have a DVD of the Rockettes I watch every Christmas.. the costumes are fabulous!

love love love you both!!!

You guys are fun ❤ LOVED the tour 🎉 Happy Holidays

I love Nick’s bag.

Y’all look amazing, just great absolutely fabulous!

Love ya both. I hope the tree feels better soon!

Love you both!😂😂

Finally! Another episode of my favorite reality TV show 😂

Love this posting. So New York. Happy Holidays ❤

Nick looks FABULOUS in that coat w/ the bag!! I’m speechless. I’ve only ever seen him in a blouse. 😉 LOVE MATTEO!! ❤

You're both so funny! you made my day

I Fully live for your content haha