Matteo Lane Ranks Halloween Candy 

I love how every time he mentions Michael, it comes with its own parenthesis "(I got fired for stealing)".

Matteo cannot mention Michaels without saying "I got fired for stealing." 🤣 This begs the question now... Will Matteo ever take us to Michaels?

Banana Starburst?! It's lemon🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, "I know everything about that woman's life by how she's looking for Tony" had me crying😂😂😂

“Hershey’s kiss is the Mario of candy” yes somehow that instantly made sense

PLEASE go on more day trips with nick!!! i don’t care whether it’s cheesecake factory or rainforest café or a mall or whatever, y’all are HILARIOUS together. the olive garden video makes me laugh every time i watch it 😭😭😭

The betrayal of Matteo finding out Chris not only likes raisins, but also doesn't like sour candy absolutely kills me🤣🤣

When he said, "fresh reese's" I knew exactly what he meant!

I don't know a soul who is more excited to see a Milky Way than a KitKat.

To me, there are two "types" of candy: chocolate and fruit. Sour Patch and Reese's can both be premier, because they are not competing.

Me: "How many times will you adjust your sunglasses?" Matteo: "yes"

Whoever faced that store should get a raise!

100% endorse this list. It has been a dog's age since I saw any Sprees. But I loved them. Also, Full-size candy bars were like gold when I was a kid. Even though 2 or 3 "fun size" were the same amount of candy. As an oldster I give out only full size. Trying to make up for something, no doubt.

Don't let Ferrero Rocher know that you can't pronounce their name. They are an ITALIAN company. lol I recently discovered you on RU-vid. You are so entertaining! Keep up the great work!

Me: "Why is he talking about candy corn in the hair product aisle?" Husband: "Because neither of them are edible?" #FACTS We need more Matteo imitating old people.

I feel like Matteo Lane is sour candy incarnate. 😆 He's so sour and sassy, but you just can't get enough! ❤️

I need a Mateo & Coco Peru vid where you go out shopping together at Spencer’s or Hot Topic…. Jussayin’ 🖤🖤🖤

Lol I actually legitimately love candy corn. I feel like my bestie and I are the only ones. 😂 the bite and texture is satisfying, the flavor is a unique sweet taste. Idk, just enjoy them.

For me, gotta be a Snickers!!! Also, love your stand up and your channel and all the thirst traps on your socials! hahaha If only you liked bears! 🐻 Thanks for the fun content. 😃

Wait… does Matteo think the yellow starburst is banana flavor? It’s lemon. You’d probably like it lol 😆

Can you and Nick please eat your way through a box of See's chocolates? Maybe this can just be done casually at home while having coffee. Thank you.

"Do you remember those Edmonton desserts?" For a moment, all of Canada was confused.

Reese’s is truly supreme. midnight milk way (the dark chocolate version) was also a fave for Halloween Candy. Also, it’s been forever since I had some, but I loooved candy corn as a kid!! I wonder if I’d still like it now….

When I finally got a job as a teen, I'd buy all the bags of left over Reese's November 1st and Feb 15. Then hide it from everyone in my house. To this day, a bag of Reese's PB cups is my favorite gift. Keep your dead flowers and balloons. Just bring me PB cups

“Pink starbursts are the Beyoncé of the girl group” “Raisins are the cilantro of fruits” Spitting facts

I love raisins, I don't understand why they are so hated. The only bad thing about them is if they don't remove the stem before they get packaged. Y'all need a more adventurous palette lol.

I will die on this hill every year, but Candy Corn is straight fire!!! Sour patch kids and Reese’s Pieces are goated. Also, prayers up for Tony, he’s gotta work with that lady and find Diet Tonic Water 🙏🏼

How could you have possibly neglected Almond Joys! I’m shocked, SHOCKED!

Raisinets is the link between sour and sweet. And it’s got a good chew like twizzlers. It’s the “lighter” option as candies goes too. Idk, I like them so I’m fine eating them so you don’t have to 🤣

I love that every time he mentions Michael's he has to mention he got fired for stealing, almost like a disclaimer of sorts. Latino king. Also, Snickers are the GOAT for me.

If you use the de-noise effect in premiere you can get rid of a lot of your audio issues. It will remove a lot of the background noise and grain in your audio.

I just found this channel and can't get enough of it. Sending love from Los Angeles 💜💛

Dots or Jujubees are the WORST. Like, just book a dentist appointment. Maybe I'm dating myself. My heart belongs to Kit-kats and Reese's just for sentimental reasons. All the best to you! You're hysterical! ❤️

I remember begging my mom for raisins in elementary and middle school. I still buy a big box myself and eat them while I work but now I eat more dried cranberries. But yea, anything peanut butter and chocolate is just *chefs kiss *.

I love the bird flying around behind you 💚

That ironic moment, when the Michael’s ad pops up in the middle of the video!!! 😂

1:02 I love the bird coming in for their shopping while Matteo was candy shopping. Actual candy. Hard candy. Thought your favourite would be an all day sucker!!

Pro Tip: Seasonal chocolate is always fresher, especially if in Halloween, Xmas, easter shapes. Candy corn and peanuts in movie popcorn is 🔥🔥🔥

Kiddo just needs to get herself a jar of peanut butter

Matteo... Ferrero Rocher is an Italian sweet and you... Madonna! 😆 It's the same company that owns Nutella, and they wanted it to have a French sounding name to be "luxurious"; it has a whole hazelnut in it. Sadly, I'm allergic to all the sweets you like (i.e., peanut/peanut butter), but I'd still buy them and give them if you came trick or treating. The two sweets you mentioned (York and Junior Mints) I love, but I grant you they are definitely dessert toothpaste. Something you might have had in Chicago but is harder to find here is... Red Vines. I have loved Twizzlers from childhood and I have also accepted Red Vines into my coterie of candy. Candy corn is sugared earwax. It's horrible.

I’m watching this, running late for work, and the eating rope joke sent me. Thank you 😆✨💕

You know, Matteo, I respected you already for several reasons, and this goes onto the list. (Excellent taste in Smash characters by the way, Jigglypuff is a beast!)

I'm glad you're a great comic 'cause your taste in candy is, how do I say this, BLOWS!

Love love love Sprees!!! Also Sweet Tarts are very good! Thanks for bringing them up at the end.

Love this! And Nick is such a mood!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how you’re filming next to the hair color talking about candy! LoL! 🤣

i love your take on the candy. some of those candies that are not individually rapped sadly parents will take them out for fear that it was tappered with.

This man is a treasure. His Jiggly Puff imitation amongst the very accurate rankings for candy, superb 👌🏽

LOL. Shamin' my Good & Plentys! Love this video.

Can't wait to see you on tour!

You always make me laugh!! Thanks

OMG I'm screaming at the Methuselah reference saying, "There ya go!" Bwhahahaha....

Mix the Peanut M&M's with the Peanut Butter M&M's for a Crunchy Peanut Butter M&M's.

Holiday Reese’s usually have more peanut butter in them. Sometimes you get a classic cup and it’s got less peanut butter so it’s a bit dry/flaky. Never the case with a pumpkin, tree, heart, or Easter egg Reese’s. But has Matteo ever tried the Reese’s with Reese’s pieces in them? 🤔

God I am SO FUCKING GLAD I found I found your comedy and ranks!

Yes!! Reese's are number one!!! I will, however, fight you on candy corn. Love it :D

I’m so glad someone else shares my love for PB M&M’s

This is the highlight of my week

These videos are so delightful. Yeah Reeces in the freezer. Now which shape you like better? Egg, tree, pumpkin. I’m buying you candy when we see your show next week. Raisinettes!

You talk SO much. You just can’t stop can you??😰 love it

“remember space?” damn 😂😂😂

It was the edible Christmas lights for me! 😂

"I hate candy corn" makes me immediately subscribe and like. haha

Fun Dip , Push Pops , Baby Bottle Pops , PEZ , Nerds , Pop Rocks , Gushers Bursts now that was the best candy for me. Oh the nostalgia lol

I love that he loves peanut butter as much as I do. Now we gotta see thr Mateo Lane version of "Peanut Butter" by Rupaul

Not me eating my Raisinets whilst you shit on Raisinets and how terrible they are! 😂😂😂

“I know everything about that woman’s life” I can’t even

Matt please keep doing these

Matteo's gasp gets me every time lmao

“An edible Christmas light” is the perfect way to describe candy corn 😂

All the candies Matteo hates I love🤣

You and I have the same taste buds 💀 this gave me flashbacks to trading candy with my siblings, it was a whole market system (it was intense) Edit: I do like Candy corn but more for the memories that are associated with it than the taste lol

I was distracted for a second by the bird flying in the background..lol

"Dust bowl candy" giving me life

"Dust bowl era candy" !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣✌🏻

"...this is upsetting." Couldn't agree more, dude, all candy is upsetting.

OMG. No malted milk balls? YUMMY! Also, try dark chocolate versions of Milky Way and Kit Kat. Both having that dark chocolate is MUCH better on my tongue than the milk chocolate (too to sweet)

Nick’s onto the fresher Reese’s with the seasonal one’s (pumpkin and egg versions) 🤌🏼

I am so glad there is another foodie that also has the cilantro/soap problem. Like its not my fault everything you put cilantro in tastes like my bathroom dish 😫

‘An edible Christmas light’. I’m dying.

the York patty getting air time for “this should be banned” only 💀🤣

Rolo and kraft caramels were life

Clearly Mateo loves his Peanut Butter!!! 😂 RUNTS BB!!!! I miss runts! The little fruit shapes! The pink heart shaped strawberry 🥰

The lady on the speaker had me dead.

No mention of Snickers... I feel personally attacked, hurt, and just might sue 🙅🏻‍♂️ You'll be hearing from my lawyers

This is just a 9 and a half minute ad for Matteo to get in candy commercials 🤣

Thanks for the video! Up till I was 10,I was allergic to chocolate ,so at Halloween the chocolate candy i got was giving to my 2 brother's and sister .I do like jr mints ,starburst,and almond joy. A payday is good and nutty. Don't forget Snicker's.

I'm a thousand percent with you on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (any shape for me--yay Nick!), Peanut Butter Twix, and Peanut Butter M&Ms. They're the best!

"That's enough with licorice". 😆😅😄

Nerds gummy clusters. Bomb af

Totally on board for the PB M&M's and the Reese's PB Cups!

literally adam ellis' comic on a witch creating candy corn

I LOVE THE JIGGLY VOICE😭😭

You need your own tv show called Matteo Roasts/Ranks

I almost peed myself Lmaoooo

Fresh Reese’s with the Xmas, Easter and Halloween candy

I feel you with the Mike & Ike, but them Hot Tamales are 🔥

Damn! I agree with you on Cilantro! I can eat it, but I do not let it in my kitchen!!!

Runts and Warheads that takes me back

I love Good & Plenty!! Lol!!

Omg Good and Plenty is like your dog dying or having to bury your hamster😂