him progressively saying "merry christmas" quieter and lower to the ground until he says "i think i just shit my pants" will never not be the funniest sequence of events EVER
"Yes I know officer lemon thank you I'm sorry here's the car I'll do my 30 hours" " that diabetic girls insulin" "too gay or just right" "I brought a little hat" "THomas" he says the weirdest and funniest things 😂😂😂
"Is that a lamp in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" popped into my head when Klepto--er, Matthew--'borrowed' the light. Also, just pronouncing Thomas the right way. Good job. :P
he is brilliant in comedy and this is definitely my favorite episode of all unauthorized and authorized documentaries :) he is just so real as a drunkard.. thanks for all these and rest in peace, Andy Swan..
"I think I just shit my pants!!!!!" BAAAHHHAAA!!! Don't ever change a Matthew. Love your mockumentary! Needed some good laughs tonight and I sure got them.
I wish could work with Matthew, one of the reasons being that hopefully I will get to be a part of something like this. Like one time I would just walk out of my trailer and see him drunk army crawling in a really really long Santa hat.
Matthew: "m-manny dose it, shemar does it" My brain: I don't even know who Manny is, but why you gotta expose him and shemar like that😂 I love Matthew ❣️