Snape: Dam, she so scary woman, I wonder Voldemort what do to her?? *Meanwhile Voldemort in main hall banging the door* Voldemort: SHE GOING TO KILL ME, SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELLLLPPPPP!!!!! *Buffy McGonagall appears to him* McGonagall: you shouldn't have come here, Dumbledore give me this spell in case of emergency. Voldemort: *Screaming like an girl* *Outside of the main hall scream, the Students and the Death Eaters are standing there, listening* Bellatrix: Should we ummm?? Harry: No, I saw this happen before so it's best to not interfere, plus it's lasted for five minutes. I just thought of it but I think about Dumbledore gives McGonagall one spell because he knows that Voldemort is screwed if he destroyed Hogwarts.
Minerva: "I bet the next one is getting killed by Harry too." Snape: "Watch out, here he comes." Minerva: "Oh hello Gilderoy.".... ..."God I hope Harry does kill him."
@@realglutenfree Let's be honest with our selves here: Lockhart did NOT deserve to stay alive after being who he is.... Actually, a lot of characters at Harry Potter didn't deserve to survive.
I’m sure there’s a Harry Potter Netflix mini series in the works what with the prequel series wrapping up. A prequel-prequel about the three of them in school 🐈 🦇 & 🧙♂️
@@natvelo true but it definitely doesn’t look like it in these new movies. Isn’t Minerva not supposed to be alive yet? Or a child maybe. They can bend the rules some more, irritate the potterheads some more 😆
@@ArianaCapraro deffo true they could probs get away with mcgonagall and dumbledore being the same age but snape was in james' year and its known mcgonagall & dumbledore were teachers by that point
_"Would_ be nice to get a promotion _without_ a dear friend having to be murdered, but c'est la vie." The lip curl slew me. You have McGonagall's voice tone / posh Scots down to a frightening degree!
•"Someone had to spat in my face, I was vexed." •"Making bets on how the DADA teacher was going to die." From start to finish this is an absolute Masterpiece.
@@magesalmanac6424 Lily started hating Sev just because he accidentally insulted her for once. She never wanted to talk to him again until she died, even though he tried to apologize but she didn't want to listen to him... Don't you think, that she was kind of acting like a b¡tch? I mean, for sure he soon became a deatheater which she didn't appreciate that much, but he really regretted becoming a deatheater when he found out Lily died because Severus told Voldy about the prophecy. So saying that James, a self-loving, attention-seeking boy, deserved her more than Severus, who was in love with her since they were kids, did, is in my opinion a little bit weird, but love doesn't need an explanation or anything like that, it just does it's own thing. So in my opinion Severus did deserve her :)
@@Blaetter I will say this, from what I know he called her mudblood, which is supposed to be the equivalent of a white person calling a black person the n-word. Which means he made the conscious decision to be racist towards her because he couldn’t handle rejection. So, that’s really bad 😬
Unpopular opinion: McGonagall deserves way more love and adoration than Snape, so many fans just write her off as a strict not so powerful old woman and it makes me so mad every time.
I don't know where you have heard such opinions, but I've always heard words of praise and adoration for Professor McGonagall, so I don't think it's an unpopular opinion.
You heard that McGonagall, one of the most powerful witches of the time and perhaps the most powerful master of transfiguration of the time was not that strong? From who?
It’s mainly only people who watched the films. McGonagall’s not really covered well in the films, and most only say that Snape let her off easy in the movies, where in the books, it didn’t happen like that. McGonagall is my favorite HP character tho! I love her and Maggie Smith!
"How was I supposed to know you weren't really a turncoat tallywacker who didn't deserve to go gung-ho out the window!" Me, every single video/short: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the headcanon of McGonagall and Snape hanging out in the break room. Just because they weren’t friends doesn’t mean they couldn’t have a good chat every now and then. 😂
Lord I can see it now. Minnie and Sev in the break room between classes, picking out their wardrobe and throwing shade (and darts at a photo of the Toxic Toadette).
I swear, they could cast her as the freaking Dowager Countess in the new Downton Abbey movie, and people would just remark that Dame Maggie Smith was looking especially young and sun-kissed, and suspect nothing otherwise, because THAT VOICE.
Honestly, yeah. I understand that Snape was a complicated and... problematic... character, but that's what I loved about him. He seemed so real and it hurts so much - I'm honestly still not over it.
@@Karishma_Unspecified yeah.. I honestly hated snape until the 6th book and I cried when I read when he died in 7th book.. but there is one flaw.. THAT STUPIF UMBITVG DIDNT DIEEEEEE (i would've laughed at umbridges funeral)
Snape was a jerk pretty often, but even then his "abuse" wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be; even in the books, the worst he does is call Neville thick headed and make a mean joke to Hermione. He always reminded me of my uncle (Nam vet, real man's man, didn't sugar coat anything) or of Red Forman: seems like a total jerk, but is actually a good guy who looks out for the ones he cares about.
'i hope your love life's better in the next one' if it was an open casket funeral it sure ain't anymore but a straight up funeral pyre with Snape is now ashes in an urn, bc McGonagall really had to roast his dead body like that 😭
Fun fact (incase you didn't know): Minerva is the roman godess of wisdom, art and war. So even in canon, it would make sense if she was an absolute queen at roasting (since she is a symbol of intelligence).
The outfits and the bets on the next darkarts teacher were good times and I bet snaps probably lost a bit of coin infact everyone is losing coin cuz of my queen and then they die with out paying
I freaking love your content. IDK how you can perfectly replicate Minerva’s voice and sassiness, but at this point, I think you are her reincarnation. I love how your Minnie is like “RIP Sev, hope you don’t become tragically obsessed with another dead woman in the next life” 😂
"By the way Severus, wanting someone to die because he killed that girl who wouldn't date you in high school doesn't mean you're not a bigger piece of shit than anything Fluffy ever squeezed out."
Wouldn't it burn her biscuits if he ended up as one of the ghosts in the castle? Snape: *foosh* Oh, no. *thinks about it* Oh, YES. *goes off to haunt Potter's kids*
Damn, even in the afterlife he can't be with Lilly. Poor Snape. Edit: I was making a joke and the people in the comments are taking this way to serious. Get a life.
